Here’s your gutterslug of the week out of the Connecticut Corridor.
Just to be clear, this jackwagon was there to drop his own crotch fruit off at school. And because he had already done that and felt the need to get home ASAP for a long day of festooning in his own grundle emissions, he decided he couldn’t wait for his crotch fruit’s classmates to safely cross the street, which left him with no choice but to run over the elderly crossing guard. But that simply wasn’t enough. After that he had to get out of his car and continue to pummel the guy, again, in front of his own crotch fruit’s school.
Of course he was arrested for this and had several hours to contemplate what he had just done before getting bailed out. But instead of showing contrition he did this.
See guys? It’s OK because he thought the crossing guard was 45. You’re allowed to run over crossing guards so long as they haven’t reached retirement age yet.
But wait….why did he have to get out of his car and kick the shit out of the guy? Don’t worry there’s a perfectly good reason for that one too – the old dude was jacked!
You guys just don’t know the truth because you listen to fake news, AKA police press releases.
And finally he threw the ol’ “I hate Donald Trump” in there as a desperate Hail Mary to distract everyone by bringing up the only guy in America who’s more controversial than he is. In other words, he’s a piece of shit who isn’t the least bit remorseful and thus fully deserving of this public shaming.
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