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Daddy Chrome Dome Runs Over And Assaults 71 Year Old Crossing Guard At Crotch Fruit’s School, Says It’s Fake News Because Victim Looked 45 And Was Jacked

 

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Here’s your gutterslug of the week out of the Connecticut Corridor.

Just to be clear, this jackwagon was there to drop his own crotch fruit off at school. And because he had already done that and felt the need to get home ASAP for a long day of festooning in his own grundle emissions, he decided he couldn’t wait for his crotch fruit’s classmates to safely cross the street, which left him with no choice but to run over the elderly crossing guard. But that simply wasn’t enough. After that he had to get out of his car and continue to pummel the guy, again, in front of his own crotch fruit’s school.

Of course he was arrested for this and had several hours to contemplate what he had just done before getting bailed out. But instead of showing contrition he did this.

See guys? It’s OK because he thought the crossing guard was 45. You’re allowed to run over crossing guards so long as they haven’t reached retirement age yet.

But wait….why did he have to get out of his car and kick the shit out of the guy? Don’t worry there’s a perfectly good reason for that one too – the old dude was jacked!

Scary shit!

You guys just don’t know the truth because you listen to fake news, AKA police press releases.

And finally he threw the ol’ “I hate Donald Trump” in there as a desperate Hail Mary to distract everyone by bringing up the only guy in America who’s more controversial than he is. In other words, he’s a piece of shit who isn’t the least bit remorseful and thus fully deserving of this public shaming.

 

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50 Comment(s)
  • Dick Trickle
    December 2, 2019 at 7:13 pm

    Thompson, Ct is a really nice town, other then it borders Putnam. Putnam is a small town shithole. The chicks all have brown teeth (for the most part), Walmart looks like Appalachia and just about everyone is white trash. Worst of all its about 20 years behind the times. I forgot the point of my story. Oh yeah, I guarantee that’s where this guy is from originally.

  • Geesh
    December 2, 2019 at 11:34 am

    I don’t blame the guy. I’m soooo sick of these crossing guards who think they are cops. Stay out of the way gramps. Just cuz you have nothing to do all day doesn’t mean we don’t.

  • Inferiority complex world record
    December 2, 2019 at 10:09 am

    20 years ago the guard would beat his butt.

  • Dr Ed
    December 2, 2019 at 6:54 am

    He appears to be alleging that the crossing guard open his door and attacked him.

    Okay, stranger things have happened, but what did the witnesses say and what does the videotape show…

  • Elithabeth Warren 2020
    December 1, 2019 at 9:27 pm

    In November of 2016 all Alpha Males walked into a polling booth and had two choices. Trump or the biggest murdering white male hating cunt born in the last century. Guess who the Betas chose?

  • Whitey Bulger
    December 1, 2019 at 6:21 pm

    I’ll send Steve the rifleman over with a .32 pocket pistol and have him blow off both of his knee caps. Confine him to a wheelchair for life. He’ll never forget that his actions have consequences.

    • Frankie Boy
      December 1, 2019 at 9:00 pm

      I sent my guy to gouge your eyeballs out and bash your head in with a pad lock.

  • jimmy
    December 1, 2019 at 5:25 pm

    “And finally he threw the ol’ “I hate Donald Trump” in there as a desperate Hail Mary to distract everyone by bringing up the only guy in America who’s more controversial than he is. ” fuck you turtle dick

    • Trump for King
      December 1, 2019 at 9:20 pm

      I sat for 8 years and kept my mouth shut but no more. Fuck you Jimmy and that fucking piece off shit Obama. Trump 2020

  • Pete Carroll
    December 1, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    The crossing guard was jacked and pumped and pumped and jacked so I had to knock him out

  • Second Knuckle
    December 1, 2019 at 3:58 pm

    I hate those power mad crossing guards looking all bad ass with their reflective vest and their hand held stop sign. Getting all up your grill when you’re trying to slollom through the kids. If the dopey little kids had better reflexes you wouldn’t even need the crossing commandos. Not to mention, most cars have bumpers especially made for bumping kids out of the way.

    • when I was growing up.....
      December 1, 2019 at 6:05 pm

      This is a direct result of getting rid of dodge ball in schools.

      If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball or car.

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    December 1, 2019 at 3:02 pm

    Chode… There’s no other way to put it. He’s a fucking chode…. Bet he’s got little peen complex

  • Fuck your faggot tattoos bitch
    December 1, 2019 at 1:15 pm

    Dude, trump is like wicked controversial yo! Throw his name out there too see if you can get some of the attention off of you. That’s def fake news bro bro!

  • Liawatha
    December 1, 2019 at 12:47 pm

    I stand with Jason. That jack booted security guard started the fight with him! That security guard looks 45 and is jacked! Jason hates Trump! Jason is clearly being railroaded! smh.

  • Klancy
    December 1, 2019 at 11:34 am

    Any one see the police report. Prior reports and voting lists give his legal residence as a place of business. Sunset nursery. Thompson Ct.

  • whatevuh
    December 1, 2019 at 9:00 am

    Drive around Thompson CT sometime, there are some nice areas but frequently you see these shithole houses and I’m like, someone actually lives there? They look like abandoned buildings with junk cars all over the property. Or was that Putnam CT I forget they both look the same to me

  • Smh
    December 1, 2019 at 8:44 am

    No disrespect but the crossing guard does not look 45. It’s really sad that this guy did this in front of children. Who probably like the crossing guard. And I’m sure his child is embarrassed by what he did too. Great example to set. Now let’s hope your child doesn’t start getting picked on because your an asshole father.

  • WeRFucked
    December 1, 2019 at 8:06 am

    Go ahead… tell me tattoos aren’t a sure sign of mental illness. Every single TB blog about a ratchet is about a person with tattoos.

    Guaranteed. Every. Time.

  • follicly challenged
    December 1, 2019 at 8:04 am

    What a POS! Fuck him and his bald head. He looks 85 !

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 1, 2019 at 4:11 am

    That faggot could use a good curb stomping in front of the school.

  • Carlos T
    December 1, 2019 at 1:40 am

    TB checked his criminal record thru a friend
    3 arrests 2 convictions for possession
    1 with intent to distribute

    • F
      December 1, 2019 at 8:15 am

      Are you sure? He really doesn’t look like he could be a dirt bag, I think you may have it wrong about him…

  • Jo jo
    November 30, 2019 at 11:36 pm

    Hey you fat tub of shit
    I’m in my 40s when you get out of jail call me and you can take a swing at me you pudgy turd

    22 skeet shoot road
    Natick Ma

    • Poser
      December 1, 2019 at 1:07 pm

      That’s not even a real address you dolt!

      You can’t even be tough on an anonymous comment board? Sad, dude.

      Because if it were a real address, I was going to drive over from 120 Gaslight Drive in Weymouth, MA and kick your teeth in!

      • Woooosh
        December 1, 2019 at 2:39 pm

        22 Skeet Shoot road….. it’s sad this needs explaining. Go check lost and found they may have your missing chromosome.

        • Retard police
          December 1, 2019 at 3:34 pm

          Retards have an extra chromosome you retard

        • I'm coming by now
          December 1, 2019 at 5:43 pm

          Stand outside and wait for me

  • Cheeseman
    November 30, 2019 at 11:28 pm

    Is he a spic
    He looks like a fat greasy tattooed tub of shit
    It looks like Quaker state motor oil he’s sweating out of his bald head
    Plus it looks like Stevie wonder did his tattoos

  • Michael Fuentes
    November 30, 2019 at 11:23 pm

    I’m a neighbor of Jason and this doesn’t surprise me
    Him and his girlfriend or wife have a history of drug abuse
    She was transported to the hospital over the summer after urinating in her pants at the library and passing out
    Bad bad people
    He would never dare attack anyone his own age
    I feel badly for his children

    • Japanese businessman
      December 1, 2019 at 2:43 pm

      “She was transported to the hospital over the summer after urinating in her pants at the library and passing out”

      Japanese businessmen everywhere are now horny.

      R. Kelly is not because she’s an adult

  • Cheesemo
    November 30, 2019 at 11:15 pm

    The old timer would have punched the shit out of this fat bald tattooed civksucker if he hadn’t run over him first

  • Mel Renfroe
    November 30, 2019 at 11:12 pm

    You’ve got the story wrong here
    Beshaws boyfriend was texting him pictures of his asshole
    Bershae got excited and accidentally ran the guard over
    Look at the photos Bershaw has his boyfriends cum all over his beard
    Get your facts straight TB

  • Eagle eye
    November 30, 2019 at 8:23 pm

    If you have a case with action figures on display on your living room like they are the fucking Crown Jewels, you are a retarded dick sucking fag.

    • ncfoothillbilly
      November 30, 2019 at 8:31 pm

      He stole those from some kids after a Special Olympics race. He knew theyd be too worn out to put up much resistance.

  • Leigha
    November 30, 2019 at 7:54 pm

    I found my new man and once agsin he is 100% turtleboy approved.

  • lsdjfk
    November 30, 2019 at 7:09 pm

    Screw this guy’s story. Screw the police’s story. This is a school. What do the cameras say.

  • Thompson Tough Guy
    November 30, 2019 at 6:55 pm

    Hey pudgy. You are lucky that old crossing guard didn’t kick the shit out of you. He was probably more surprised than anything that a tattood beta cuckold leftist was even attempting to do something.

  • Don Key Punch
    November 30, 2019 at 5:46 pm

    Seriously?? “the guys jacked” LMAO

    This pickle sniffer is gonna get roasted by the online crowds when the pics of the “jacked” dude start being released of him!! I can’t wait to see the fallout on this one!

    Roll out the Google trophy case please….

  • Lipstick Hippie
    November 30, 2019 at 5:43 pm

    So the story according to the police is that this guy first hit the crossing guard with his car, then got out and attacked him. The story according to this jackoff is that the guard opened his car door looking for a fight, so he “knocked him the fuck outta”. (<—– wtf?) Hmmmm, who to believe? The elderly gentleman who was providing a public service to ensure the safety of children? Or this tatted up, assless greaseball who looks like he smells of sweat and stale onion farts? I'm gonna have to go with the crossing guard on this one. Just a feeling.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    November 30, 2019 at 5:09 pm

    I always turn on the radio when I want to see something. Dummy…

  • Respect your elders
    November 30, 2019 at 5:08 pm

    Dude was jacked and looked 45.
    Fucking pussy. Let’s hope the guy has a jacked 45 y.o. son.

    • Kosh Naranek
      November 30, 2019 at 8:00 pm

      “Let’s hope the guy has a jacked 45 y.o. son.”

      Who is a civil attorney, so everything you have can be taken away from you….

      • Cheesemo
        November 30, 2019 at 11:32 pm

        Josh
        Good point on the law suit
        But look at the shithole this tubby tattooed lives in
        He probably has nothing to take
        If he did he’d get his teeth fixed

    • .45 LHP
      November 30, 2019 at 8:39 pm

      Too bad pops didn’t have a .45 and do the world a favor and put this piece of trash down with three to the chest.

      • Donald Trump is the Lord God
        November 30, 2019 at 11:33 pm

        Force him to his knees. Five to the back of the head execution style, then take a shut on his brains that will be scattered all over the pavement.

  • I Love Trump
    November 30, 2019 at 4:51 pm

    Anytime, Any Place; Douche Canoe

    • Duanne Ingalls Glasscock
      November 30, 2019 at 6:01 pm

      120 Gaslight Drive
      Weymouth, Ma you fucking greaseball HOMO

      • We Love Trump
        November 30, 2019 at 6:12 pm

        You blow goats and hump camels; now go kiss your mother and…

        –Get Fucked

        I Love Trump

      • DIG
        November 30, 2019 at 9:27 pm

        How about at the Fore River shipyard instead? Perfect place to throw hands, and closer to me.

        Then we can go to Cronin’s afterwards, whack a few back and talk about WBCN and all the other things old Boston used to have.

        Whadya say?

        Game isn’t till 8:20pm tomorrow night, so the time works too.

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