Here’s your gutterslug of the week out of the Connecticut Corridor.
Just to be clear, this jackwagon was there to drop his own crotch fruit off at school. And because he had already done that and felt the need to get home ASAP for a long day of festooning in his own grundle emissions, he decided he couldn’t wait for his crotch fruit’s classmates to safely cross the street, which left him with no choice but to run over the elderly crossing guard. But that simply wasn’t enough. After that he had to get out of his car and continue to pummel the guy, again, in front of his own crotch fruit’s school.
Of course he was arrested for this and had several hours to contemplate what he had just done before getting bailed out. But instead of showing contrition he did this.
See guys? It’s OK because he thought the crossing guard was 45. You’re allowed to run over crossing guards so long as they haven’t reached retirement age yet.
But wait….why did he have to get out of his car and kick the shit out of the guy? Don’t worry there’s a perfectly good reason for that one too – the old dude was jacked!
Scary shit!
You guys just don’t know the truth because you listen to fake news, AKA police press releases.
And finally he threw the ol’ “I hate Donald Trump” in there as a desperate Hail Mary to distract everyone by bringing up the only guy in America who’s more controversial than he is. In other words, he’s a piece of shit who isn’t the least bit remorseful and thus fully deserving of this public shaming.
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50 Comment(s)
Thompson, Ct is a really nice town, other then it borders Putnam. Putnam is a small town shithole. The chicks all have brown teeth (for the most part), Walmart looks like Appalachia and just about everyone is white trash. Worst of all its about 20 years behind the times. I forgot the point of my story. Oh yeah, I guarantee that’s where this guy is from originally.
I don’t blame the guy. I’m soooo sick of these crossing guards who think they are cops. Stay out of the way gramps. Just cuz you have nothing to do all day doesn’t mean we don’t.
20 years ago the guard would beat his butt.
He appears to be alleging that the crossing guard open his door and attacked him.
Okay, stranger things have happened, but what did the witnesses say and what does the videotape show…
In November of 2016 all Alpha Males walked into a polling booth and had two choices. Trump or the biggest murdering white male hating cunt born in the last century. Guess who the Betas chose?
I’ll send Steve the rifleman over with a .32 pocket pistol and have him blow off both of his knee caps. Confine him to a wheelchair for life. He’ll never forget that his actions have consequences.
I sent my guy to gouge your eyeballs out and bash your head in with a pad lock.
“And finally he threw the ol’ “I hate Donald Trump” in there as a desperate Hail Mary to distract everyone by bringing up the only guy in America who’s more controversial than he is. ” fuck you turtle dick
I sat for 8 years and kept my mouth shut but no more. Fuck you Jimmy and that fucking piece off shit Obama. Trump 2020
The crossing guard was jacked and pumped and pumped and jacked so I had to knock him out
I hate those power mad crossing guards looking all bad ass with their reflective vest and their hand held stop sign. Getting all up your grill when you’re trying to slollom through the kids. If the dopey little kids had better reflexes you wouldn’t even need the crossing commandos. Not to mention, most cars have bumpers especially made for bumping kids out of the way.
This is a direct result of getting rid of dodge ball in schools.
If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball or car.
Chode… There’s no other way to put it. He’s a fucking chode…. Bet he’s got little peen complex
Dude, trump is like wicked controversial yo! Throw his name out there too see if you can get some of the attention off of you. That’s def fake news bro bro!
I stand with Jason. That jack booted security guard started the fight with him! That security guard looks 45 and is jacked! Jason hates Trump! Jason is clearly being railroaded! smh.
Any one see the police report. Prior reports and voting lists give his legal residence as a place of business. Sunset nursery. Thompson Ct.
Drive around Thompson CT sometime, there are some nice areas but frequently you see these shithole houses and I’m like, someone actually lives there? They look like abandoned buildings with junk cars all over the property. Or was that Putnam CT I forget they both look the same to me
No disrespect but the crossing guard does not look 45. It’s really sad that this guy did this in front of children. Who probably like the crossing guard. And I’m sure his child is embarrassed by what he did too. Great example to set. Now let’s hope your child doesn’t start getting picked on because your an asshole father.
Go ahead… tell me tattoos aren’t a sure sign of mental illness. Every single TB blog about a ratchet is about a person with tattoos.
Guaranteed. Every. Time.
What a POS! Fuck him and his bald head. He looks 85 !
That faggot could use a good curb stomping in front of the school.
TB checked his criminal record thru a friend
3 arrests 2 convictions for possession
1 with intent to distribute
Are you sure? He really doesn’t look like he could be a dirt bag, I think you may have it wrong about him…
Hey you fat tub of shit
I’m in my 40s when you get out of jail call me and you can take a swing at me you pudgy turd
22 skeet shoot road
Natick Ma
That’s not even a real address you dolt!
You can’t even be tough on an anonymous comment board? Sad, dude.
Because if it were a real address, I was going to drive over from 120 Gaslight Drive in Weymouth, MA and kick your teeth in!
22 Skeet Shoot road….. it’s sad this needs explaining. Go check lost and found they may have your missing chromosome.
Retards have an extra chromosome you retard
Stand outside and wait for me
Is he a spic
He looks like a fat greasy tattooed tub of shit
It looks like Quaker state motor oil he’s sweating out of his bald head
Plus it looks like Stevie wonder did his tattoos
I’m a neighbor of Jason and this doesn’t surprise me
Him and his girlfriend or wife have a history of drug abuse
She was transported to the hospital over the summer after urinating in her pants at the library and passing out
Bad bad people
He would never dare attack anyone his own age
I feel badly for his children
“She was transported to the hospital over the summer after urinating in her pants at the library and passing out”
Japanese businessmen everywhere are now horny.
R. Kelly is not because she’s an adult
The old timer would have punched the shit out of this fat bald tattooed civksucker if he hadn’t run over him first
You’ve got the story wrong here
Beshaws boyfriend was texting him pictures of his asshole
Bershae got excited and accidentally ran the guard over
Look at the photos Bershaw has his boyfriends cum all over his beard
Get your facts straight TB
If you have a case with action figures on display on your living room like they are the fucking Crown Jewels, you are a retarded dick sucking fag.
He stole those from some kids after a Special Olympics race. He knew theyd be too worn out to put up much resistance.
I found my new man and once agsin he is 100% turtleboy approved.
Screw this guy’s story. Screw the police’s story. This is a school. What do the cameras say.
Hey pudgy. You are lucky that old crossing guard didn’t kick the shit out of you. He was probably more surprised than anything that a tattood beta cuckold leftist was even attempting to do something.
Seriously?? “the guys jacked” LMAO
This pickle sniffer is gonna get roasted by the online crowds when the pics of the “jacked” dude start being released of him!! I can’t wait to see the fallout on this one!
Roll out the Google trophy case please….
So the story according to the police is that this guy first hit the crossing guard with his car, then got out and attacked him. The story according to this jackoff is that the guard opened his car door looking for a fight, so he “knocked him the fuck outta”. (<—– wtf?) Hmmmm, who to believe? The elderly gentleman who was providing a public service to ensure the safety of children? Or this tatted up, assless greaseball who looks like he smells of sweat and stale onion farts? I'm gonna have to go with the crossing guard on this one. Just a feeling.
I always turn on the radio when I want to see something. Dummy…
Dude was jacked and looked 45.
Fucking pussy. Let’s hope the guy has a jacked 45 y.o. son.
“Let’s hope the guy has a jacked 45 y.o. son.”
Who is a civil attorney, so everything you have can be taken away from you….
Josh
Good point on the law suit
But look at the shithole this tubby tattooed lives in
He probably has nothing to take
If he did he’d get his teeth fixed
Too bad pops didn’t have a .45 and do the world a favor and put this piece of trash down with three to the chest.
Force him to his knees. Five to the back of the head execution style, then take a shut on his brains that will be scattered all over the pavement.
Anytime, Any Place; Douche Canoe
120 Gaslight Drive
Weymouth, Ma you fucking greaseball HOMO
You blow goats and hump camels; now go kiss your mother and…
–Get Fucked
I Love Trump
How about at the Fore River shipyard instead? Perfect place to throw hands, and closer to me.
Then we can go to Cronin’s afterwards, whack a few back and talk about WBCN and all the other things old Boston used to have.
Whadya say?
Game isn’t till 8:20pm tomorrow night, so the time works too.