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Last month we wrote about Keith Therrien and Shannon Dancause, AKA the Fuzzy Grape Felatio Bandit And The Doucherocket Currently Plowing Her, after they pulled a chew and screw at Yummy’s in Dudley:
She’s a day shift stripper at Mario’s Showplace in Wedbuh and is notorious for not paying her bills.
Even though she doesn’t seem to mind flashing cash all over Facebook.
I’d pay her $20 NOT to grind her infested stench trench on my freshly ironed jeans. Just sayin.
Well, shortly after we blogged about their chew and screw Keith Therrien did what he always does – got arrested for beating the shit out of the Fuzzy Grape Felatio Bandit…
Just before midnight, Connecticut State Police were dispatched to a report of a domestic violence incident on Wednesday, September 5th. Troopers met with the female victim who stated 34 year old Keith Therrien had shoved her to the ground, threw items at her and spit on her before she could escape and call 911. The female victim also had an active protective order against Therrien, which was violated. Troopers located Therrien in a residence in Thompson hiding under a pile of blankets and pillows. He was placed under arrest and transported to the barracks of Troop D where he was charged with Violation of a Protection Order, Assault 3rd and Disorderly Conduct. Therrien was held on a $5,000 cash/surety bond and made an appearance in Danielson Superior Court today. Keith Therrien has a long criminal record, dating back to at least 2009, where he was sentenced to federal prison for his part in a drug trafficking ring, according to online reports.
Don’t worry about her though, she’ll be fine. She’s still doing what she always does – chewing and screwing at local restaurants and bars in the Thompson/Dudley/Webduh area, and it’s got some people on the lookout…..
She’s evidently none too pleased that some people don’t appreciate the fact that she’s been doing this everywhere. So naturally she has decided to threaten people with the weapon of ass destruction who is currently incarcerated for kicking the shit out of her…..
“Wait till my mans gets out of jail.”
Remind me again what he’s in jail for there Ms. Felatio Bandit?
She later amended her threat to let the haterz now that Keith wasn’t actually going to assault them too, he was just going to confiscate her phone so she didn’t get into ratchet Facebook beef 24/7:
According to some she is making slight improvements…..
She not only paid for a meal, she actually tipped 5% too. Baby steps.
According to her, the haterz really just wish they were riding the pole at the Fuzzy Grape like she gets to on Wednesday afternoons from 12-3…..
“I’m a city bitch, I’ll see you.”
Ho, you live in North Groversnerdale. The closest thing you have to city life are 860 Money Crew rap videos.
The best part about being a stripper is you don’t have to worry about losing your job because you posted ratchet shit on Facebook. Every other profession in the world would probably cut ties with you if you represented the company like this on social media. But when you’re giving $20 handjobs in the backroom of the Fuzzy Grape it doesn’t really matter what you say on the Facebook machine……
She also is making the outrageous claim that “Turtleboy” came to her work, bought her a drink, and possibly got a syphilis snail trail tattoo for the road….
For the record, no one working for Turtleboy offered Ms. Felatio Bandit a free drink. We’re really more of a Sweaty Betty’s crew. But if she wants to come on Turtleboy Live this Sunday night we’d be more than happy to discuss it with her.