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Talcum X Tweets Fake News About Chicago Cops Killing Black Guy, Protesters Attack Police, Body Cam Reveals Perp Pulled Gun On Cops

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Chicago is the most gang infested, murder capital of the United States. Obviously being a cop there is dangerous, but the number of people killed by police in Chicago is a very, very minuscule fraction of the total amount of people killed. Nevertheless, a barber named Harith Augustus was killed by a cop this weekend and immediately the mob, fueled by a Chicago Sun Times reporter, began to fuel the false narrative that he was shot in the back while running away:

Instead of waiting for FACKS to come out, they busted the bullhorns. Literally within minutes a mob had formed:

This asshole Sun Times reporter started interviewing members of the angry mob, and using their biased, unconfirmed anecdotes as FACKS:

“Our black kids keep getting killed. We just want to live.”

Yes, they do keep getting killed. Almost exclusively by other black kids. But, we’ll just gloss over that inconvenient fact and blame the cops instead.

That’s when the reporter pulled a Kevin Cullen and inserted himself into the story, by trying to make it seem like he was the next victim of police violence. Watch the video in this tweet:

“Officers hit multiple protesters with batons.”

Actual story “officers use batons to push back violent crowd pushing police officers and disrupting a crime scene.”

Here’s some peaceful protesters doing what they do best – whipping bottles at the police from behind a fence:

This is animalistic behavior. They’re even behind a fence, caged in like animals. The cops are just standing there getting hit by their projectiles. This is Chicago, a city filled with unregistered handguns, and it’s an angry mob being fueled by a false narrative. How do they know someone in that crowd isn’t going to start shooting them? Did we all forget about Dallas a couple years back? Member when five cops were picked off by a peaceful black lives matter protester? Cool movement.

Then of course Assmunch McGee made himself a victim of police brutality….

Yea, that will happen when you’re standing in an angry mob that’s actively throwing shit at police officers. It’s like going to Nam, hanging out with the Vietcong, and then whining about getting Napalmed.

This is the state of America right now. These people have no idea what happened. All they know is a black guy is dead and a cop shot him, and instead of waiting for the facts they form a vigilance committee and start acting like the animals they are.

And please, spare me the inevitable, “that’s racist” bullshit. We call it like we see it. This is not civilized behavior. The only thing that separates us from animals is the ability to reason and think critically. These people are acting like animals, and that’s what we’re gonna call them as long as they do so. I saw plenty of woke wypipo in the crowd trying desperately to prove they’re one of the good ones, so I think we’re good.

The anti-cop narrative continued from the blue checkmark mafia:

But then the body cam footage was released, and it turns out the innocent barber was illegally carrying a gun without a concealed carry permit, he resisted arrest, and then reached for and pulled out his gun when another cop car arrived:

Plain as day:

Good shot. One less asshole. Don’t wanna get shot by the cops? Don’t resist arrest, and don’t reach for the gun that you’re illegally carrying while running towards more cops.

But the FACKS don’t matter to the outrage patrol, because Martin Luther Cream himself was tweeting all sorts of fake news:

Why do Twitter and Facebook continue to allow this white guy pretending to be black to spew these anti-police lies on their platform? I thought they wanted to get rid of fake news like Shaun King? Instead they legitimize Talcum X with a blue checkmark so he can continue to send mobs after police officers for doing their job.

Nevertheless the woke patrol still made excuses:

These people are insane. They’re not even remotely interested in the truth. That tape is undeniable. He reaches for and unholsters his gun. Under no circumstances do you ever, ever do that while under arrest. Ever. No cop asked to see his gun. She’s literally making that up because her narrative was destroyed by the one thing black lives matter wanted more than anything – body cameras.

Be careful what you wish for.

And of course no black lives matter protest would be complete without blockading a freeway, thus preventing ambulances from getting to hospitals, and taxpayers from getting to wherever they wanna go to on publicly funded roads.

And no one shaved…..

“Abolish Chicago Police.”

Yea, give that a shot. Lemme know how that story ends up. Sounds like Season 5 of the Walking Dead.

Then there’s this false narrative that always happens whenever a black person gets killed by the police in the line of duty…..

Dylan Roof wasn’t killed because he peacefully surrendered. He’s now on death row and the state will eventually kill him. This jagoff died because he pulled a gun on a cop when they went to arrest him. The exact opposite of what Dylan Roof did. Besides that your logic is spot on champ.

Now imagine what would’ve happened in Weymouth today if Michael Chesna had defended himself and tried to go home to his family by killing Manny Lopes before being hit with a rock. Imagine the headline:

“White cop kills unarmed brown guy for holding rock.”

This is the state of America right now. Cops have to choose between living and becoming victims of a Shaun King lynch mob. I spoke with a cop today who’s disillusioned with the job and wants to tell their kid not to pursue his dream of becoming a cop. There’s something very, very wrong with a culture like this.

Fuck em. This is why Turtleboy is important. Because the media is against the police, the politicians are against the police, and the Twitter mob is against the police. But the vast majority of us support the police and the dangerous work they do, and it’s important for them to know that.

18 Comment(s)
  • More Diversity
    July 16, 2018 at 5:16 pm

    Your Island adventure awaits you in Jamaica Mon

  • Mrs Augustus
    July 16, 2018 at 12:46 pm

    My boi was railroaded and killed by the popo for nothin.
    There he was mindin his own bidness when da man came up and shot him just for being black.
    My boi was a goot boi a very goot boi.
    He was an aspiring rapper who was just turning his life around and then bam killed by the popo.
    In fact my boi hadnt been arrested in 3 whole weeks and he was a 30 year old barber cutting hair and hoping to graduate 8th grade next year. He was gonna be a lawya or some shit like dat and the man kilt him for no goot reason.
    Now Now I aint sayin my boi was no angel, I mean who aint got a few felonies on dey record I mean come on. As I said my boi wasnt no angel but he wasnt no black debil neba.
    Dis sheet guts to stop. I mean da popop just killing goot young black men for mindin dey own budness.

  • hank
    July 16, 2018 at 10:18 am

    How are these animals allowed to just roam on the fucking highway? Fire up those snow plows and get to work clearing the roads.

  • deflateddoritodinks
    July 16, 2018 at 8:57 am

    The cops should just remove themselves from the south and west sides and not even bother with this shit. Let them kill themselves. People in Boston have no idea how huge the area populated by the brothers is. The ghetto in Chicagoland is about ten miles wide and forty miles from north to south. It pretty much covers an area larger than Boston say like Stoneham to Quincy and west to Framingham where you will not see ONE WHITE PERSON ANYWHERE.

  • WeAreFucked
    July 16, 2018 at 8:23 am

    “Snoop” – because his real name is pretty lame and carries no street cred.

    A fucking barber. Of course he was. If your barber isn’t a white guy at least 50 years old, he’s a fucking drug dealer. Period.

  • TJB
    July 16, 2018 at 7:29 am

    *party for socialism and liberation*….those protest signs sure got printed up in a hurry! Almost like some printer made them up beforehand. Fucking communists.

  • bigdaddy
    Barack Obama
    July 16, 2018 at 7:10 am

    Now that i how I fundamentally transformed America Your welcome Dont forget to visit my library when you come to Chicago to riot

    • Landlord Eviction
      July 16, 2018 at 9:59 pm

      Trump is so mean he kickeda black family out of the white house. Good bye barack

  • Ray Patriarca
    Old Gumshoe
    July 16, 2018 at 7:04 am

    Personally, if I was a Chicago cop, I’d be like the new Sgt. Schultz.
    I wouldn’t see anything, know anything or do anything.
    Gun call? Yeah, I’d get there… eventually.
    These moolies wanna murder each other ? Fine ! Let them.
    Wanna riot? Great ! Riot away. Burn the whole fucking city down !
    Chicago is the poster child of how Democrat policies and Democrat leadership is a total failure.
    Fuck them !

    • TJB
      July 16, 2018 at 7:33 am

      Same here. “the first 48” is a great show to watch from the safety of your own place. It always starts with a dead nog.

  • Revrun Fishknuckle
    July 16, 2018 at 6:35 am

    That gun was planted and the image was photo-shopped after the fact by the racist police.

    Harith Augustus was a good boy, a very good boy..

    • z
      July 16, 2018 at 7:25 am

      If they dig into the cops background they’ll will find out she comes from a family with a long tradition of magic. Only a magician could have planted those guns so fast.

      That being said, this is why cameras videoing cops or on the cops themselves is a good thing. No ambiguity.

      Looks like the barber was dressed to go full Rambo. So, look for trouble and you will find it. He found it.

  • Clitty Litter
    July 16, 2018 at 5:50 am


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    July 16, 2018 at 5:44 am


  • Tom
    July 16, 2018 at 4:56 am

    Libs are triggered! Lol thank you officer for exterminating the worthless black.

    • Bullshit Detector
      July 16, 2018 at 11:01 am

      Hi moonbat. Taking time from circle jerking with the liberal bros to try to start problems, you little cunt?

  • Turtlefan
    July 16, 2018 at 2:03 am

    Thanks Turtleboy. Can always rely on you to report and accurate story. Keep up the good work. Much appreciated

  • WhyHideTheTruthToAppeaseAggressors
    July 16, 2018 at 12:48 am

    Whcomits most violent gun crimes blacks. Who gets blamed whites.

    Who says the n word the most that would be black rappers and blacks in general. Who gets blamed whites.

    Who initiates most violent race crimes. Again that would be black on white violent crime. Who gets called a racist you guessed it whites.

    Who gets violent more police or blacks again you guessed it blacks

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