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Taunton Beef Whistle Goes On Facebook Live, Records Himself Driving Around In Broad Daylight Traffic Pounding Vodka, Smoking Weed, Flashing $1’s, Having Dance Party

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This is Jordan Winbush, originally from Taunton, but who now resides in Hanson:

As you can see, this funky fresh beef whistle enjoys taking selfies of himself drinking copious amounts of liquor while dropping keester cakes on the throne. He also enjoys the ganja

and fun times with special friends.

He USED TO call himself Jig Chef Jones on Facebook (and did up until I woke up this morning):

He likely took down his page sometime last night or this morning because on Friday he wisely went on Facebook Live and broadcasted himself driving all around various towns while pounding vodka out of a Grey Goose bottle and smoking joints with friends. We even had this blog cued up with all the videos before he took his page down:



But since we’re so experienced in the field of ratchet hunting we knew this would happen and saved a couple videos (there were at least 3 hours of video) and took a bunch of screenshots to give you a glimpse of what he was up to:

What. A. Winner.

When pounding vodka and driving you should always make sure to have a chaser with you.

Bonus points if you have a handful of ones and fives to show off the enormity of your success at crushing life:

Drinking and driving while smoking weed can give you the munchies though, so make sure to bring some cash for a roast beef sandwich.

And don’t be afraid to have an impromptu dance party…

Or fun time with friends in the Walmart parking lot

Shocking the Taunton beef whistle doesn’t have many Google trophies. Just this one from a Whitman drug bust:

Hey asshole, if you wanna do something reckless that can easily lead to your own demise, feel free to go swimming with the seals in Chatham in July. But when you do this you directly threaten the safety of innocent people in communities like Whitman and Hanson. He didn’t do it in the middle of the night when no one was around. He was driving around wasted in the middle of daytime traffic. So yea, as funny as it is to make fun of this lardo, if he keeps doing this he will eventually kill someone. And that’s not very funny at all.

20 Comment(s)
  • Dangle Steak
    March 9, 2018 at 12:53 am

    His chin pubes look like chemo armpit hair. I bet he smells like mushrooms and feet.

  • ErinElla23
    February 22, 2018 at 4:01 pm

    Ew. Everything about him makes we want to boil him in bleach. He’s just so fucking filthy.

  • Fan Lover
    February 22, 2018 at 1:34 am

    Wait a minute! Somethings not right here ! I didn’t see any photos or footage of him wearing a Chicago Bulls Flat Brimmed Hat! What’s going on?!?!? 

  • Fan Lover
    February 22, 2018 at 1:30 am

    I always found it amusing when full grown ratchets wave fans of $20s in a boastful manner as if it’s some major accomplishment for an able bodied adult to be in possession of $180… BUT this Professor of Ratchetry stoops to new lows! Even other ratchets are laughing at this loser with his crumpled up fan of $1s and $2s that totals $13 if he’s lucky!!!! What a baller, he can almost afford a 12 inch at Subway and a 40 Old English to wash it down 

    • Fan Lover
      February 22, 2018 at 1:31 am

      I always found it amusing when full grown ratchets wave fans of $20s in a boastful manner as if it’s some major accomplishment for an able bodied adult to be in possession of $180… BUT this Professor of Ratchetry stoops to new lows! Even other ratchets are laughing at this loser with his crumpled up fan of $1s and $2s that totals $13 if he’s lucky!!!! What a baller, he can almost afford a 12 inch at Subway and a 40 Old English to wash it down 

  • Brian sucks cock
    February 20, 2018 at 9:45 am

    You think with that money he buy some hair. Doesn’t he realize that the vacuum getting tired of his dick being in it. Sad, I see people like this and admire them for failing.

    • cmol
      February 20, 2018 at 5:20 pm

      I went to high school with this kid, was always kind of a tool bag but he hung out with some of my other friends in a group. One day out of the kindness of my heart I let him stay a night at my apartment. while I was at work, he ate 6 pounds of bacon, stole all my rent money and left. No joke.

  • WTF
    February 19, 2018 at 11:51 pm

    What an ugly piece of shit.

  • Noseface
    February 19, 2018 at 8:30 pm

    They.Are.All.The.Same.

  • Finn
    February 19, 2018 at 6:01 pm

    I was daydreaming that their nonstop yammering would suddenly get interrupted by a semi-truck instantly decapitating them in one fell swoop.

  • Sloppy
    February 19, 2018 at 1:45 pm

    Rep. Jim McGovern said that giving people like this some of their welfare as a box of food instead of all on an EBT card would be “degrading” as well as “against human dignity”.
    Thanks Jim, we wouldn’t want to harm this guy’s dignity…

  • Hugh Jass
    February 19, 2018 at 12:56 pm

    My 5’4″ bald ball of passion White (Mall) Cop is my best back door man! Dude brings it. Every time!

    • Head Wax
      February 19, 2018 at 1:31 pm

      Are you sure he isn’t a superintendent?

      • Hugh Jass
        February 19, 2018 at 3:34 pm

        Oh he superintends me nightly. If you get my drift!

  • Cracker Jack
    February 19, 2018 at 11:50 am

    Sweatshirt says he works at “Joey’s Beer Removal Service”. That means he is ably employeed & not a welfare queen. (Silver lining).

  • Spankster
    February 19, 2018 at 11:33 am

    Should spend his money on hair plugs. Or a wig

  • Billy Ray Valentine
    February 19, 2018 at 11:30 am

    Now we know how Clive McFarlane readies himself before he writes his pieces in the Telegram & Gazette.

  • Didi
    February 19, 2018 at 11:16 am

    Damn! “In a relationship.” Why are the good ones always taken? Those glasses make him look all intellectual.

  • Well, No Shit
    February 19, 2018 at 10:35 am

    It would be fantastic if this scrub, with a carload of fellow shitbags, accelerated right into a bridge abutment.

    From 90 miles an hour to full stop in zero seconds flat. No seatbelts. What a great end for this bottom-feeding wannabe hard ass. Fuck this turd. 

  • That's hot
    February 19, 2018 at 10:12 am

    That hairstyle is so confusing

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