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This is Jordan Winbush, originally from Taunton, but who now resides in Hanson:
As you can see, this funky fresh beef whistle enjoys taking selfies of himself drinking copious amounts of liquor while dropping keester cakes on the throne. He also enjoys the ganja
and fun times with special friends.
He USED TO call himself Jig Chef Jones on Facebook (and did up until I woke up this morning):
He likely took down his page sometime last night or this morning because on Friday he wisely went on Facebook Live and broadcasted himself driving all around various towns while pounding vodka out of a Grey Goose bottle and smoking joints with friends. We even had this blog cued up with all the videos before he took his page down:
But since we’re so experienced in the field of ratchet hunting we knew this would happen and saved a couple videos (there were at least 3 hours of video) and took a bunch of screenshots to give you a glimpse of what he was up to:
What. A. Winner.
When pounding vodka and driving you should always make sure to have a chaser with you.
Bonus points if you have a handful of ones and fives to show off the enormity of your success at crushing life:
Drinking and driving while smoking weed can give you the munchies though, so make sure to bring some cash for a roast beef sandwich.
And don’t be afraid to have an impromptu dance party…
Or fun time with friends in the Walmart parking lot
Shocking the Taunton beef whistle doesn’t have many Google trophies. Just this one from a Whitman drug bust:
Hey asshole, if you wanna do something reckless that can easily lead to your own demise, feel free to go swimming with the seals in Chatham in July. But when you do this you directly threaten the safety of innocent people in communities like Whitman and Hanson. He didn’t do it in the middle of the night when no one was around. He was driving around wasted in the middle of daytime traffic. So yea, as funny as it is to make fun of this lardo, if he keeps doing this he will eventually kill someone. And that’s not very funny at all.