Taunton Junior Hoodrat Starts $800 GoFundMe To Raise Money For Dope, Because “I’m Just A Fein To Be Honest”
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We’ve seen a lot of shady GoFundMe’s before. Usually they beat around the bush about some sob story, ask you for money to pay rent so they don’t get evicted, and they end up blowing it on smack. But until we found this Taunton junior hoodrat, we’ve never seen someone just come outright and say it – I am raising money for drugs:
Just a fein “too” be honest. What he should be doing is starting a GoFundMe for Hooked on Phonics.
Apparently this kid is actually still in high school, so I’m sure his parents (who I’m sure are actively involved in his life and doing a GREAT job) are wicked proud. Michael Keegan sure does like to use the n word:
He’s wicked hardcore
He rocks the man bun:
He’s a G Turtle who keeps it 100
And he enjoys the occasional bromance with a fellow like minded Taunton sewer guppy
How long till this GoFundMe shuts down? Don’t worry kid, this blog is the best thing that’s ever gonna happen to you. You’re obviously not very smart, and you’re not getting any sort of guidance from your family. So Turtleboy is here to teach you a very valuable life lesson – drugs are bad, GoFundMe scams are for ratchets, and the Internet is forever.
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