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Team Lockdown Has Panties In A Bunch With TB For Pointing Out That Hiding From A Virus And Cancelling The Boston Marathon Is The Opposite Of Boston Strong


I got destroyed by Team Lockdown on the Twitter machine last night for saying the following about the cowardly cancellation of the Boston Marathon in September due to commie cold.

This is insane. The rest of the country is opening up. College football has all but announced they’ll be playing ball and probably filling up stadiums too. The virus is on the decline everywhere. The marathon won’t be here for another four months as our bodies continue to develop anti-bodies to fight off the bug.

And we’re cancelling already.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – Boston Strong was meaningless, feel good bullshit that was designed to sell t-shirts. The individual people who lost limbs and have recovered are pretty strong. But everyone else who was sitting at home tweeting about the Watertown manhunt wasn’t strong. If any other city was bombed by terrorists we would’ve done the exact same thing.

But what we’re doing by cancelling the event that Boston is most known for is the exact opposite of strong. There’s nothing strong about hiding from each other and being scared to go out in public. I know it probably makes you feel good because you think you’re saving lives, but all you’re really doing is just sitting on your ass. This is what you are hiding from.

Anyway, I got ratioed for the first time on my new account because Team Lockdown doesn’t let people go around pointing out facts.

“I am #BostonStrong”


“We are strong because we do what the government tells us to do.”

It’s really unfortunate how COVID only spreads at fun events like weddings and marathons, but doesn’t spread at places like riots.


Hardo alert!


“We lost loved ones.”

No, you didn’t lose anything. And therein lies the problem – people who had no ties or relation to the bombing are appropriating the pain of those who did.

Excellent point. Taking up arms against the King is the same thing as hiding in your home four months from now because you’re afraid to get infected with a virus that hardly ever kills people under the age of 70?

This guy was my favorite.

It’s always “lives.” If you’re not afraid of a virus then you don’t care about “lives.” Then again, this is what we are dealing with.

Pronouns he/they listed in bio, morbidly obese, and oldest looking 30 year old in world history. I don’t blame him for not wanted to be seen outside or get exposed to a virus that preys on people like him who have made one poor life decision after another.  

Meanwhile out here in reality the states that have opened up haven’t seen an increase in hospitalizations or deaths.

But yea, let’s keep cancelling fun shit that makes life worth living in the name of saving lives.


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53 Comment(s)
  • Yo mama!
    May 31, 2020 at 10:34 am

    Ask me how I knew “Clyde” would have his preferred pronouns listed by his name? Go ahead….ASK ME?

  • John Galt
    May 30, 2020 at 5:59 pm

    Everyone came out from hiding and started beating their chest to that stupid phrase after the fire fight was over. Ugh…should be “Boston Dumb”. We paid for those pukes to live, to flunk out of Umass and for the pressure cookers they used to blow peoples limbs off with. And the backpacks.

    That turd trying to glom onto the American revolution is why I detest; these failures are looking for some stolen valor on there, like that fruitcake playing dress up…”now i’m German in liederhosen, oh wait, now I’m Scottish in a kilt”…yech.

  • G
    May 30, 2020 at 11:01 am

    It must be tough for you to look at smart people and not understand what they’re doing.

  • Liberalism is still a mental disorder
    May 30, 2020 at 10:35 am

    Great effort, TB. Team lockdown did not destroy you. They merely demonstrated how they are destroying themselves. Unbelievably uninformed group of cowards. But I was surprised to see that Allen Ginsberg is still around — and where else but in the People’s Republic of Massachusetts.

  • Marty ( Keep them Whole ) Walsh
    May 30, 2020 at 9:37 am

    #COPENHAGENStrong Canceled, so i canceled. You don’t like it, fucking move! We do what COPENHAGEN does now bitches.

  • Soxfan
    May 30, 2020 at 6:27 am

    Boston Strong, more like Boston Fucking Pathetic. It’s tragic that Boston has gone from the cradle of liberty to what it is today. I’m sure several of our founders would just as soon not have risked their fortunes, lives or sacred honor for this.

  • Leverett Saltonstall
    May 29, 2020 at 10:57 pm

    The only thing they got right with “Boston Strong” were the B&S because it is BS and always had been…corporate sponsored BullShit no doubt about it…

  • Silencio DoGood
    May 29, 2020 at 10:36 pm

    you are all correct.

  • Agent Provocateur
    May 29, 2020 at 7:11 pm

    Boston Strong. 4 people dead, 1 not even from this country. I’m not saying those people’s lives were worthless, they weren’t and it’s sad liberal policies led to their deaths. Yah know those 2 poor misunderstood boys from Dagestan were refugees.
    But to use their deaths as a rallying cry for sports teams was despicable. Maybe the 79 people who were murdered by the New England Compounding Center should’ve had t-shirts made ? Or all the people who died in that landslide in Washington state in 2014 ? A lot more people died in those instances than the marathon bombing.

  • Philo Beddoe
    May 29, 2020 at 4:59 pm

    What the fuck happened to you Clyde???

  • Brito
    May 29, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    Who is the fat chimp in the picture?

    • Snarky Pete
      May 29, 2020 at 3:23 pm

      Reggie Jackson’s gay son

    • Orion
      May 29, 2020 at 4:14 pm

      He looks like micropenis in human form.

    • Orion
      May 29, 2020 at 4:15 pm

      And of course he’s a fucking WEEB as well, hahaha!

  • You can only get corona aids if you're not rioting, duhhh
    May 29, 2020 at 3:00 pm

    But, but, but, but, but, but, but it’s ok that people are rioting with no masks on in l.a. and Minnesota A. because a white cop killed an innocent black man. You get that he was a very innocent black man the cop just singled him out and said to himself “I’m going to kill that black man today” of all the other blacks around he just chose to target that 1 innocent black man. so it’s ok for people to go riot and burn their own neighborhoods down. Even in a city that has nothing to do with Minnesota A, it’s ok to go out and riot with no masks. Didint you know you can not get covid wuhan aids when rioting for an innocent black man. The only way it will spread is if white people and people of other races who need to work and want to work leave their homes. It does not spread while rioting for an innocent black man. It only spreads among conservative people of all colors. You didnt know that black lives terrorists and antqueefa terrorists cant get the wuhan corona aids virus? Well shit you’re fucking fools then. The corona aids can only spread too productive citizens. The people who are rioting are immune. Please dont tell the white folk rioting with us that there was a girl driving around saying kill all da whyte fowk. Not kill the white police but kill all da whyte fowk dawg. Also dont tell anyone that we dont really care about the man who died we are just using this as an opportunity to use his name to commit all different crimes. Who cares if our behavior totally runs the case against the wyte cop yo. Who cares. Only people who are not rioting can get the Corona aids not us.

    that’s what all these brain dead fucking idiots think. Lord help us all.

  • Frank
    May 29, 2020 at 2:35 pm

    They want this going as long as possible and it has absolutely nothing to do with saving lives, these same people screaming about saving lives want abortion clinics on every street corner

    May 29, 2020 at 2:17 pm

    It might be a good time to review the posting by “SJW Hunter”, about Former BAA President Joann Flaminio throwing the American flag on the ground last year at the awards ceremony. It helps to frame the context.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    May 29, 2020 at 1:51 pm

    If this was 1952 I would have fruitcakes like Clyde dragging behind my pick up truck on my way to the sock hop and no one would give a shit

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      May 29, 2020 at 2:21 pm

      And I’d buy you an ice cream soda at the drugstore fountain as a thank you for your efforts!

    • Orion
      May 29, 2020 at 8:08 pm

      Then we’d all get good and trashed on highballs and knock up cheerleaders in the back of our Packards. Ahh, the good old days!

  • SoyBoy
    May 29, 2020 at 1:46 pm


  • MAGA
    May 29, 2020 at 12:37 pm

    Hopefully Trump will get these libs removed from Twitter.

    • Pissed
      May 29, 2020 at 2:27 pm


  • Joe Stalin
    May 29, 2020 at 12:35 pm

    Marxist indoctrination in primary and secondary education works comrades!
    Here is the proof!

  • Bill Rodgers Itchy Short Shorts
    May 29, 2020 at 12:24 pm

    Everyone needs to realize that their is no tax money coming in regardless how you feel about Covid. So next year when this is hopefully over you are not going to have money for these states social programs. This guy will say stay home. Next year he will probably bitch and complain when the budget cuts for schools, social services , “green “ pet projects are not there and people aren’t working .

  • ace
    May 29, 2020 at 12:20 pm

    Troll much Turtledouche?

  • Metro's empty nut pouch
    May 29, 2020 at 12:12 pm

    Clyde Senpai looks like me with a tan and a testicle in each cheek.

  • Fuck Pig
    May 29, 2020 at 12:07 pm

    I have HAD it with this bullshit. To all you left-wing, communist, social justice cunts reading this: Stay the fuck HOME and hide under your blanket and let the real men and women have fun. If I want to go out, drink beer, socialize, and fuck beautiful women, it’s MY business; if you try to interfere with that, it will be my unique pleasure to knock your fucking teeth out of your skull, capisce? And what the fuck is up with these motherfucking idiots wearing masks in their CARS and while jogging??

    • How small is it?
      May 30, 2020 at 11:04 am

      I’m guessing 4” rock hard, based on your post. Am I being generous?

  • Truth
    May 29, 2020 at 11:44 am

    Take note that the people who shit on the marathon every April are the ones speaking out against the cancellation. Imagine being so clear-headed that you defend things you don’t like. That’s American.

  • hartf811
    Aristotle Onassis
    May 29, 2020 at 11:33 am

    I could give 2 fucks about the Boston Marathon.

    Dickheads that think they are at the intersection of the cult of running, Boston Strong and “Hate Has No Home Here” signs.

    But the “Orange Man Bad”, Black Lives Matter, Free Illegals, Jo Jo Jo’s “Progressive Willpower”, SJW, virtue signaling, free lunch Bernie Bro recent graduates of mommy basement dwelling will keep us all safe wearing a thin piece of cloth over our noses and mouths. What fools. Baby Birds with their beaks open waiting for PhD’s and MD’s to solve the problem for us all; to save humanity while they get free government money to tide them over until their Art History degrees kick in in the “new normal” economy.

    I’m old and I’m rich. I’m insulated from this craziness and the economic fall out.

    My kids are successful and I have trusts set up so their lifestyles can take advantage of the markets selling low.

    My biggest enjoyment will be to watch these idiots get kicked out of their houses due to rising taxes, suffer soul crushing under-employment and watch as they get caught in the great sucking whirlpool of the interest on the national debt destroying their lifestyles for several generations to come.
    100,000 people died so far at a cost to the country of $7 Trillion. That is $70,000,000 per death. “Every life is precious” they say. Let’s see how willingly the SJW ‘ers pick up the bill for that in their rainbow and unicorn, everyone wins a trophy make believe gimme, gimme worlds.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      May 29, 2020 at 2:24 pm

      I couldn’t have said it better

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    May 29, 2020 at 11:30 am

    Where are Unc’s tweets to the Karens that replied to his first tweet???

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    May 29, 2020 at 11:27 am

    Cancelling the marathon is the right thing to do. So brave!
    # This Too Shall Pass!
    #Thank You for Helping the People Helping the People!
    #Thank You for Fighting World War C!
    #We’re All in This Together!

  • Baker-Mills-Murphy economic collapse of 2020
    May 29, 2020 at 11:25 am

    NJ Governor Murphy predicts laying off 200,000 state/municipal employees and a $10 billion dollar short fall in the NJ state budget.

    Blue State consequences for killing their own economies and that includes Governor Charlie Baker and Massachusetts. Wait for next years budget all those never essential, cozy jobs, doing nothing will be stripped clean. Cities and towns will be dumping the useless Aimee Petrosky types by the truck load. We weren’t essential but we paid your salaries and benefits and now you government hacks aren’t essential. Ha ha ha ha ha!

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Joe 30330
      May 29, 2020 at 11:30 am

      Governor Charlie Parker of Massachusetts is giving all of us a lesson in leadership.

  • Do the Reich Thing
    May 29, 2020 at 11:14 am

    I think Charlie’s balls dropped. Opening restaurants? Allowing sports teams to practice? Marty better hurry and get his hand back up Charlie’s ass quick!

  • randiguy2006
    May 29, 2020 at 10:57 am

    LOL, they actually got you pretty good.

    I can understand why no one cares about the opinion of a little short man from his basement in Western Mass.

    • Why would you waste your time commenting on a blog you hate? Troll
      May 29, 2020 at 11:25 am

      Says the asshole who posts negative comments on every blog. Fuck off and go put your mask on Douchebag.

      • Captain Trips
        Captain Trips
        May 29, 2020 at 2:27 pm

        The libs just can’t stay in their own yards! Now, back to the Washington Post website for you ‘Lolz’!

    • Actually.....
      May 30, 2020 at 12:14 am

      TB is from central mass. I’m guessing you live within the 128 area? All of you “Greater Boston” fucks think that central mass is western mass. Learn to read a map dickhead.

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    May 29, 2020 at 10:56 am

    Running 26 miles is fun? Or watching it is fun? HARD PASS.

    • Silencio DoGood
      May 29, 2020 at 10:41 pm

      we’d always skip school to yell from the sidelines and drink Schlitz, it was a pleasant enough kind of day.

  • George Orwell
    May 29, 2020 at 10:55 am

    Weakness IS Strength

  • Mahhhhtey
    May 29, 2020 at 10:54 am

    Remember Mahhtey was in Chinatown eating lunch to show his support in the beginning of all this. His union cronies get paid regardless, so he doesn’t care.

    • Gay Strong WithMaskOn
      May 29, 2020 at 3:47 pm

      Some say he was there looking for a gay rub and tug at a male masssge parlor

  • My Name Is Marty And I Am An Alcoholic
    May 29, 2020 at 10:46 am

    Being a libersl means never having to say sorry for following my science of wearing a mask and pink panties with a dildo up yout ass for safety.
    We mitigate risk in life by cowering in the fetal position in our basements. My science says its the only way.
    My ever changing science cannot be questioned. It must be obeyed as I have been known for my not so great intellect my entire closeted life.
    if I stay in the closet for safety then everyone must stay in the closet.
    Its the science.

  • Beta Cucks Are Far Worse Than Any Ratchet
    May 29, 2020 at 10:45 am

    Just a bunch of betas hiding in their basements quivering while wearing masks and watching CNN. Fucking sackless pussies

  • Pussies
    May 29, 2020 at 10:42 am

    Almost like the saying, “it’s okay not to be okay”. Fucking pussies.

    Imagine if Paul Revere hid under his bed instead of riding to Lexington and Concord because it’s okay not to be okay??? He made that ride during a real pandemic when 1 in 3 who caught small pox died. That was Boston Strong.

    • Rick
      May 29, 2020 at 11:14 am

      The best thing about Paul Revere is that he gave people Information “the British are coming “. However, he didn’t tell people what to do!!!

      • Paul Revere's Ghost
        May 29, 2020 at 11:39 am

        Incorrect. I told the people that the Regulars were coming out. Perhaps you forget we were all “British” at that time.

        And believe me, the people already knew exactly what to do.

  • Social Scientist
    May 29, 2020 at 10:42 am

    Most of the naysayers appear to be…women? Or individuals who might “identify” as women? In any event, I think I’m seeing a pattern here.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Old Tom Morris
      May 29, 2020 at 12:16 pm

      That’s why the 19th amendment needs to be repealed. Stupid cunts.

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