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Tewksbury Ratchet Looking For Sugardaddy, Who Spent The Weekend In MCI Framingham For Stolen Vehicle, Told Her Story On The Most Masshole Youtube Video You Will Ever See

Tewksbury Ratchet Looking For Sugardaddy, Who Spent The Weekend In MCI Framingham For Stolen Vehicle, Told Her Story On The Most Masshole Youtube Video You Will Ever See

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A turtle rider sent us this video of some ratchet chick from Tewskbury telling her whiny tall tale of spending the night in the women’s prison in Framingham after she stole her mother’s car. She is perhaps the most amazing Masshole these eyes have ever seen:

Her real name is Gia Amato. And as she mentioned in the video, she’s no stranger to the occasional arrest or two. Obviously a lot of them come up on Google, but my personal favorite was the time she pulled and chew and screw at an Andover restaurant and then hit a car during her getaway and left the scene of the crime:

“On Tuesday, April 24, Andover Police called to request that a Tewksbury resident be contacted regarding allegations of a “chew-n-screw and hit-and-run” that had taken place in their community earlier in the evening. Tewksbury Police were able to track down the vehicle from the description and license plate provided by their Andover counterparts and, after a brief investigation, arrested the driver. Gia M. Amato, 21, 749 North St, Tewksbury, is charged with OUI-liquor and negligent operation of a motor vehicle.”

Classic. How’d you like to be the waitress at this chick’s booth?

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You’re pretty much guaranteed to not be getting a tip. I think the saddest part about this is that Gia is only 25 years old. I guess that’s the danger of living too close to Lowell and Lawrence. She might be 25 years old, but in Lowell years she’s at least 53.

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Anyway, the best part about the video is when she tells the viewers to “take a fucking donut and shit.”

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Because they didn’t have donuts during her weekend in prison. The horror.

Then there’s her backstory about the stolen vehicle. Her mom shut off her phone and and kicked her out of the house. Because lots of grown women need their Mom to keep their phone on for them. Then Mom tried contacting her and couldn’t, so she reported the car stolen because she couldn’t reach her.

Then poor Gia gets pulled over by the fuzz and they tell her that she’s driving a stolen car. Because, ya know, it’s stolen. And what is the very first thing she asks the cop?

“Can I smoke a cigarette.”

Not, “Officer, I can explain,” or “This is my mother’s car and I was borrowing it.” Nope, she asks them if she can rip her 40th Newport Light of the evening. Classic.

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Here’s what happened next according to her:

“Cops ask me if I have any warrants and I’m like, OK, whatever. I take two puffs of a cigarette and all of a sudden I hear, ‘you’re under arrest’.”

She answers it in classic hoodrat style – “Bitch, why?”


Then she explains what was going through her mind:

“In my head I’m thinking, alright, it’s $40 bail. I’ve already been through this shit multiple times before. I’m good to go. I just worked, I got paid, whatever. Bitch, bail is $500.”

Of course she’s “been through this shit multiple times.” If you know what standard bail is for driving a stolen vehicle, but you don’t know what the capital of Nebraska is, you might just be ratchet.

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So what was she thinking when she realized she couldn’t afford the bail?


“For some reason I thought I was gonna go to jail for a long time, I don’t know why. I’ve been watching all these jail thingys. All my ex’s are in jail.”

Of course they are. Where else would all your ex’s be? That would certainly explain this other video she posted in October, whining in the car after she couldn’t visit her ex-boyfriend in Shirley:

Anyway, I can’t say anyone was surprised about what her biggest concern was before heading into jail –

“I’m prescribed suboxone. You gotta go cold turkey up in that shit.”

We’ve all been there before girl. But at least she made some lifelong friends in the clink:

“I made such good fucking friends too with my bunkies. Shoutout to Irene. Shoutout to fucking Vee (yes, like from Orange is the New Black). Shoutout to mother fucking Sammy. Sammy the fucking bull. Crazy Sam. Crazy ass whatever your ass you were a part of that bitch. Shoutout to my mother fucking ride or die mother fucking left hand bitch Sarah. Shoutout to Melissa. Shoutout to Mary Lynne. But yea, Sarah, Irene and Vee were my bitches. Those were my bitches. We were a riot up in that bitch.”

Sounds like a productive weekend in prison. You walk into there worried about how you’re gonna get your next fix. Next thing you know you’re throwing dice with Sammy the fucking bull and ride or die mother fucking left hand bitch Sarah. I wanna go to prison for the weekend. Sounds like a great way to network.

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“I could only eat three meals a day. Mind you I had gastric bypass. I’m fucking staaaahhhhhvin.”

Wait…what? she had the bypass surgery? What kind of junkie needs the bypass surgery? And how do you pay for that? Mass Health? I figured the best way to lose 50 pounds was to relapse a couple times. Plus, I mean, she might’ve gotten a little chunky since high school, but she doesn’t exactly look like a candidate for bypass surgery:

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Just sayin.

She’s also looking forward to the opportunity to connect with her new friends once they’re out:

“I wanna go out with my bitches again. I hope Vee and Irene get out. And Sarah. Cuz we gonna go out on the town Framingham style bitches – you know how that goes. I ended up seeing two people I knew from high school, like ‘hey nice little high school reunion up in this bitch’.”

Oh, we all know how that goes Gia. Although I would suggest to NOT go out on the town “Framingham style bitches,” because that seems like the easiest way to end right back up in Framingham.

Gia is also looking for love on Match.com. LOL. Just kidding. She’s getting her swerve on on Sugardaddyforme.com. Peep the profile:

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I’m shocked she’s only willing to accept caucasian guys. I mean, come on now. If some sugar daddy comes along who wants to shower her with gifts, you’re telling me she’s gonna turn them down if they’re black? Doubtful. Love the age range too – 21-80. So she’s willing to hook up with an 80 year old sugar daddy, but no black guys. Makes sense.

So how does she describe herself in her bio?

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“Chill and down to earth.” You just have to put up with the occasional weekend overnights in MCI Framingham.

The 2008 Tewskbury High School graduate somehow has a LinkedIn page too:

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Which is surprising, because I thought the whole purpose of LinkedIn was to create a ratchet free social network.

Anyway, we look forward to hearing more from Gia in the future. Hope she gets to reunite with Sammy the bull, Irene, and crazy ass Vee at the Blarney sometime. We’d love meet them.

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59 Comment(s)
  • Rand
    February 10, 2017 at 12:09 pm

    I’m thinking of an apple and for some reason it hasn’t fallen that far from the tree.

    • Fml
      February 10, 2017 at 2:28 pm

      LOL …Or a turd not falling far from its ass.

      • Most Ratchet Masshole
        March 1, 2017 at 1:21 am

        Lmao the comments thooo..this shit is entertaining shut the fuck up all you haters and thanks for the views


  • Hugh Beaumont
    February 10, 2017 at 6:58 am

    Isn’t Gia Minaj on Youtube that same person?

  • Jackie
    February 9, 2017 at 10:18 pm

    For some reason the first video isn’t working!! I am legit DYINGGGG to see it! Lol #ratchetsbeentertaining

  • Doc
    February 9, 2017 at 8:57 pm

    I have a dark horse theory that this is performance art. Ratchet Weird Al if you will. She tapes this, turns off the camera, high-fives a friend or two and normals out her brows. I refuse to accept that this is the real deal. It would be too sad if it were.

    • Fml
      February 9, 2017 at 10:03 pm

      Truth is always stranger than fiction. Especially in the northeast

  • Holy Mother
    February 9, 2017 at 7:01 pm

    Omg Yall!! It’s Sammy the bull (obviously dyke) herself! How could you use ur ex wife’s name like that! Cold Sammy the bull….real cold….

    • Carlie parent
      February 9, 2017 at 7:23 pm

      Are you even speaking to me? When you speak to someone it’s proper to use their name. Manners. Forgot these lonely people on posts like this forget to add.

    • Carlie parent
      February 9, 2017 at 7:25 pm

      And I am a dyke. Nice descrimination homaphobe. I’m a person with morals and the idea that noone that lives in a glass house should throw stones. This is way intellectually above your heads.

      • Holy Mother
        February 9, 2017 at 8:40 pm

        I’m sorry, I assumed the “bull” in your name was short for bull dyke, I don’t think any less of you for who u love. Why are you dragging your ex into this Sammy?

      • BobnMic
        February 9, 2017 at 8:53 pm

        Hey, I really like your posts Carlie. do you wanna get a private chatroom sometime?

        • Carlie
          February 10, 2017 at 4:19 am

          Love to.

      • Aliz
        February 9, 2017 at 9:28 pm

        She deserves every bit of this. She is a shitty person. She constantly talks shit about people. She’s such a hypocrite. How she treated Jackie hulme and others in the past shows how horrible of a person she is. Talk about little kids “living off their mommy and daddy” in one of her videos. bitch you’re 27 and your mom shuts your cell phone off. I really hope this is a lesson for her and she becomes a less psycho douchey person, and realize she isn’t an internet celebrity. She’s actually embarrassing

        • Carlie
          February 10, 2017 at 4:32 am

          I know who this is. I understand where your coming from. Seriously. I never agreed with the past actions she chose to make. Maybe, she does need this. But not to this extent. Jackie did become friends with het after all of that, so gia isn’t to blame. She has been going hard for years. However this is 50 k people reading it, all of tewksbury whose supposed to be a community sharing it, and we are all adults now. I just choose to not watch it. And as should everyone. People don’t stay relevant without other people talking to make it relevant.

    • Carlie
      February 10, 2017 at 4:28 am

      Are you on drugs? Clearly, my name is Carlie. I don’t watch these videos, because I choose not to. If I don’t want to watch it, I don’t. Yes I’m such a bull dyke 🙁 once again my name is Carlie. I am a LESBIAN who has never went to jail. Thanks though. And you can picture me as some “bull dyke” but I can guarantee, I look nothing like that. Whatever the hell that is supposed to look like. I love when people talk about me being a lesbian. The funniest part is, if I wanted your boyfriend husband wife girlfriend kids over 21, they would leave you immediately. Stupid bitch don’t bring gay shit into this

  • Carlie Parent
    February 9, 2017 at 6:24 pm

    And the sugar daddy thing. Get real. The guys commenting who have daughters, she’s probably sucking dick for dope right now. And the girls hating, are just mad your too busted to have someone take care of you with things you could only dream of. Don’t knock the hustle. Haters.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      February 9, 2017 at 8:19 pm

      You’re kidding, right? You know what’s way better than getting things from some old bastard for a sloppy blow job and calling it a hustle? Being a respectful woman who can buy herself anything she fucking wants without needing anyone to do it for her.

      I like that idea way better, thanks. I could never be jealous of a woman who relies on someone else to buy her stuff. That’s pathetic.

      • This made my day
        February 10, 2017 at 7:22 pm

        She wouldn’t understand that concept.

    • October 4, 2017 at 1:52 pm

      Man I came here just to see if this story was still here cause people think I just make this shit up. Then I had to stop on this comment when I read “Carlie Parent.” Of course another beat-up ratchet ho comes on here in defense of the town cum dumpster, sayin shit like “Don’t knock the hustle haters.” Wonder if she’s still sellin phones or back to slobbin unwashed dick from dudes promising her a ‘model’ career. That and all the stank pussy she’s gone down on. You really can’t make this shit up.

      • Carlie
        October 6, 2017 at 12:00 pm

        lol aw leeroy your the cutest. Added me on fb, probably sent me 41 messages I ignored, and someone got sour. You have made it up lol cuz it’s nowhere near true. But u know… cuz ur fb friends w me. Who got ignored by your creepy messages. Let’s get it right, I’m still selling phones, home services, and I work for one of the largest corporations in this country. So yeah I’m selling phones. As for the sucking sick for a model promised career…. one of these nasty bitches I apparently go down on, is one of the biggest models in the fuckin country get it right. If I wanted to model, I would have been there done that. Mu woman are something out of your dreams probably sick twisted and pathetic … in sorry you got ipset I paid no attention to you, but leave my job that I assume I make just as much as you do by “selling phones”, and your perverted assumptions at the door. And my girls…. letsss be real lol you would be lucky if you had one of my less attractive x even look your way, just to look past you. I’m glad it was on your mind 6 months later to insult me. By off of what u think you know from FB lol. It’s not gonna ruin my day…. I’m out making money, spending time w my family, NOT suckin sick for a model career, that I don’t want. Fyi I am a promotional model… but the dick sucking was unnecessary 🙁 awww man. Your a coward why couldn’t u out your name in leeboy

  • Carlie Parent
    February 9, 2017 at 6:21 pm

    Let me just say how pathetic something like this is. A story about a girl whose not having an easy time in her life, who chooses to go through it her own way, and not cry like a little bitch about unfortunate things like you all probably do. You do not know her. Fortunately I do. She is not a ratchet bitch whose been in and out of jail. I agree, she posts too much about her life. But that’s what she likes to do and all your sick fucking habits the rest of you probably have are way worse. You slander someone, and bully them in the harshest cowardest way. I would love to take a look into your lives and see the skeletons you all carry. You should all be ashamed of yourselves for bullying someone based on hardships, her status in her life even though she is not as unsuccessful as you all think. She just doesn’t brag about if like the rest of the internet world. Why your all laughing about someone you think is a joke, I can guarantee you she has a much better opportunity with who she is and what she has for asserts you assholes don’t know about. Let me ask you, do you make fun of people with mental illness, not to mention the strongest girl I have ever met. I mean since we are airing out her business, she has bipolar and she has also been through and made it trumphantly through with a smile on her Face. Something you all don’t know how or what that’s like. Can’t wait to see my little review you little entitled, ignorant fucks

    • Turd Burglestein
      February 9, 2017 at 6:54 pm

      You’re absolutely right. This is reprehensible. You should contact Desk Girl through her FB page. She’s batting 1000 when it comes to getting these embarrassing blogs removed. And if for some reason she can’t help you out, there’s always the lawsuig option. I’d recommend Richard N. Vulva. He has a lot of experience in these internet slander cases.

      Good luck.

    • Not a ratchet hoe
      February 10, 2017 at 7:20 pm

      BAHAHAHAHAH BUT SHE STILL CLASSLESS AND RATCHET …. if you leave your shit out there, it’s bound to catch flies.

  • Idiocracy
    February 9, 2017 at 5:30 pm

    Edgar Winter as a brunette

  • Sasha The Fire Gypsy
    February 9, 2017 at 4:47 pm

    Compared to her, I’m the kind of girl you take home to mother.

  • MrSmiley
    February 9, 2017 at 4:38 pm

    Holy fucking heroinface batman!

  • ZephyrCat
    February 9, 2017 at 4:31 pm

    Odd, she’s looking for a short sugardaddy 5’3″. I guess someone close to her limburger cheese-hole when he’s standing. How does a female ( I think, still not sure) get her eyebrows & lips to look like that. Was Aerosmith on tour in ’91 in Boston? Maybe Steven Tyler did a driveby fucking of some streetwhore. I’m assuming he fucked the whore’s ass & some dripped out into the snatch. I mean, yeah, that would account for the looks & sass.

  • Mr Butthurt
    February 9, 2017 at 4:21 pm

    That has to be a dude

    • Sasha The Fire Gypsy
      February 9, 2017 at 4:49 pm

      Bet you’d still hit it.

      • Mr Butthurt
        February 9, 2017 at 9:46 pm

        You dont write, you dont call WTF bitch. I thought we had something

        • Sasha The Fire Gypsy
          February 10, 2017 at 10:39 am

          You quit coming to my shows. Do you know how bad it hurts to look out into the audience and not see your soulmate there cheering you on? I’ll be be the door waiting for my flowers that you better be sending to make up for this.

  • Maybelline
    February 9, 2017 at 4:00 pm

    Was able to watch for about three minutes max. Was hypnotized by her eyebrows.

  • bigdaddy
    February 9, 2017 at 3:54 pm

    all I need to know is does she swallow?

  • Rich A
    February 9, 2017 at 3:37 pm

    I only watched a minute but she reminds me of Miranda Sings.

  • Lincolntf
    February 9, 2017 at 3:26 pm

    This “ratchet” is a weird one. She’s obviously a wretched spunkwagon, but she shows flashes of self-awareness. TB needs to make a “Field Guide To Ratchets”, so that they can be properly studied and catalogued.

    • FatFingr Lou
      February 9, 2017 at 6:27 pm

      Ha! I see it now..

      Peering out the window driving. Wait!

      Pull over and grab the binos…Where’s the damned TB Field Guide?…Ah! (flip, flip, flip) PG 31…

      That’s a special kind of shitbird!

      • Lincolntf
        February 9, 2017 at 7:02 pm

        “Martha, look over there!”
        “There! It’s a Tewksbury Flat-Brimmed Wangsta!”
        “No, Henry, Tewksbury Flat-Brimmed Wangstas migrate to Spencer in the Winter, it can’t be.”
        “I know a fucking Tewksbury Flat-Brimmed Wangsta when I see one! Look at the markings in the Vokestache! You won’t find that on a Spencer Wangsta!”
        “Shut up, Henry.”

  • Sloppy
    February 9, 2017 at 3:14 pm

    I made it through a minute and eighteen seconds of that bitch’s video.

  • GeorgeWashington
    February 9, 2017 at 3:13 pm

    Could’ve sworn that was a guy.

  • Cocomom
    February 9, 2017 at 3:10 pm

    I bet her parents wonder where they went wrong. Sad. She’s pretty..

    • Devil's Lettuce
      February 11, 2017 at 10:53 am

      You plant peas you get peas

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    February 9, 2017 at 3:10 pm

    I really want to meet the man who’s willing to bang this woman. Just because I’m almost positive his dick fell off afterwards: literally. He was walking to the bathroom to clean his peen after sex with her, and all of a sudden he felt something hit his foot. He looks down and it’s his dick. It rotted within seconds like it was hit with some sort of demon spell from Supernatural.

    Where is Dean Winchester when you need him? Dean is my get out of jail free card!!

    • Sasha The Fire Gypsy
      February 9, 2017 at 4:49 pm

      I bet you Mr. Butthurt would hit it. He has a wandering eye and I’ve caught him sneaking off more than once.

    • GoneWest
      February 9, 2017 at 10:17 pm

      Every time I read your comments this girl is what I picture them coming from

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        February 10, 2017 at 12:01 am

        Yeah……….. I really don’t picture you to look any kind of way. Maybe because I really don’t give a fuck about you or your opinion, fucking pansy. Go back to your field of flowers Gonesoft.

        • Carlie
          February 10, 2017 at 4:09 am

          Don’t feel bad bro. I can tell by her name that she is a old lawyer who hasn’t been laid in fourteen years due to “work”. By that I mean making her a dried up old bitch. And she’s salty because she spent years and thousands in college to be in a field where you make pennies unless your a defense lawyer. They have male escorts too! Call one of them I guarantee life will be ten times better.

          • Carlie
            February 10, 2017 at 4:22 am

            I don’t disagree with that statement at all but then again people have different situations going on. Woman should be independent.. but there are times when we all may have slipped up. Could be a wake up call, I just think slandering is insane.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            February 10, 2017 at 7:44 am

            Carlie, I see you here sticking up for your friend in almost every comment. Yet, you think you can school me about success? You are friends with a woman who sucks cock for monetary value, let that sink in to your tiny fucking brain lol. How much better are you? Birds of a feather flock together, show me who you are when I meet your friends, ect… Cunt! She is 27…only 8 years younger than me, but she looks two decades older. She is the love child of Steven Tyler and Gary Busey, her looks alone make me pity her, never mind that she is okay with putting an old veiny dick in her big wide mouth for a half eaten sandwich and a Snapple iced tea; the gross flavor like green tea…

            Thanks for responding to me while I slept last night. I woke up and I was able to siphon your cry baby whore tears for energy. Today will be a good day! Try not to suck too much dick, the dry air outside will make it hard for you to swallow.

        • Lawyer lady's dusty vagina
          February 10, 2017 at 4:15 am

          It’s not called soft. It’s called being a normal considerate person. You are supposed in the justice system yet some.old bitch makes her own version of fifty shades of grey turned psychotic. I’d love to smack you. But I can’t hit the elderly. Lmao someone criticized you, not even bad and you go batshit crazy. No wonder why the good men left for you old fucks want younger woman. Keep waiting for your glory day . Whack job

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            February 10, 2017 at 7:46 am

            Wah wah wah… You haven’t said anything some faggot named BobnMic has said on here. Therefore, your post was useless as it holds no shock value. Based on your incorrect assumptions about me, I’m going to go out on a limb and say you’re obviously new here. Choke and die, preferably on the same dick you suck to survive.


    • BobnMic's Tiny Penis
      February 10, 2017 at 7:45 am

      I’d bang the shit out of that and even if my dick fell off, it’s not like you’d notice it.

  • Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
    February 9, 2017 at 3:09 pm

    What the fuck? Did the Joker fuck an ugly clown and have a baby? She has a face only a blind mother could love. You could try the old paper bag and sharpie route but that wouldn’t be fair to the paper bag. I know a black plastic bag would work.

  • wtatnuckgangsta
    February 9, 2017 at 2:49 pm

    First, that’s gotta be a tranny. Second, that’s more Jersey than Masshole.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      February 9, 2017 at 6:16 pm

      My thoughts exactly.

  • BobnMic
    February 9, 2017 at 2:46 pm



    I ROCK!

    • BobnMic's Tiny Penis
      February 9, 2017 at 2:49 pm

      Those clown eyebrows she’s sporting are giving me a raging boner of the likes you’ve never seen, so if you want to see it you better be packing a microscope in your back pocket.

    • BobnMic's Gaping Anus
      February 9, 2017 at 2:53 pm

      Her lips look just like my gaping anus, except I don’t have a mole on my asscheek.

    • BobnMic
      February 9, 2017 at 4:57 pm

      Ya real funny Tredge. We’ll see how hardy har har funny this shit is when I come swinging through your windows as the raid on your place goes down. It will be some straight up Indiana Jones shit, but it is your temple that is doomed asshole.


      Did you get it, Indiana Jones, Temple, Doomed? I crack myself up sometimes. After the Burglestein case comes to a close, I’m going to try stand up and get my own show on Comedy Central and show Turtleboy what he missed by not inviting me on Live when he had the chance.

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