Thanks To The New “Criminal Justice Reform” Law The 12 Year Old Southbridge Crotch Fruit Who Beat This Man With A Baseball Bat Won’t Be Arrested

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This poor guy…..

A Southbridge man was violently attacked by a 12-year-old boy with a baseball bat over the weekend, leaving the father of two with graphic injuries. On Sunday night, Gary Anctil complained to a neighbor that her children had been defacing a local church with graffiti, thinking that bringing it to the mother’s attention would get them to stop. However, to Anctil’s surprise, one of the kids, a 12-year-old boy, came after him with a baseball bat, beating him on the head. 

Due to the recently signed criminal reform bill this past spring, Anctil’s assailant wasn’t arrested. One of the provisions in the bill, signed by Governor Charlie Baker, raised the age of criminal responsibility from seven to 12.

“Twelve years old you can do this to a person and nothing can happen,” said Anctil. 

An adult convicted of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon could face a couple of years in prison, yet a juvenile may not risk getting that kind of sentence. Anctil said the boy also attacked him when he least suspected, swinging at his head.

“He was on the top step and he said, ‘Hey,'” said Anctil. “I turned around and that’s when he swung in and caught me in the head.

Anctil says that what astonishes him the most is the fact that the boy wasn’t arrested.

“You guys didn’t arrest him?” said Anctil. “Well, no, a new law that passed [states that if you’re] 12 years old and under nothing’s going to happen to him, he’ll get a slap on the hand, I’m like, ‘Are you kidding?'” 

Anctil says his gash required dozens of stitches to close and adds he’s having the symptoms of a concussion.


That bill the State Legislature passed last year and Charlie Baker signed is one of the worst laws every created. It was all led by douchebag Jamie Eldridge under the guise that we’re too harsh on criminals, particularly kids. Ya know, nice kids like Phillip Chism who rape and murder their teachers in Danvers

Now this little psychopath won’t get any punishment. Make no doubt about it – this kid is gonna kill someone one day. You don’t just hit a dude with a bat because he snitched on you to your Mom. It takes a special kind of evil deep down inside you to do that. You’re born with it. You’re cursed. You’re destined to kill. That’s just a fact.

This is yet another reason why everyone needs to vote in November. The number one political concern should be holding criminals accountable. Anyone spewing any nonsense about “restorative justice” or “reforming the criminal justice system” should not get your vote. Doesn’t matter what party they belong to. These people are ruining this state.

Anyway, like I said, this poor guy can’t catch a break. It’s bad enough he’s gotta live in Southbridge. That can do a lot to a man psychologically. But it’s not the gangbangers and drug dealers he has to worry about, it’s the 12 year olds who wanna do hoodrat things with their friends.

41 Comment(s)
  • Louis V. Schlager
    August 15, 2018 at 2:03 am

    Simple solution, hire some nastier-than-this-punk 11/12 year olds to remedy the situation.
    They each get some cash, loaner bats and a chance to feel what it’s like to treat a human like a pinata. (Spoiler Alert- It mostly feels like smacking a bag of wet towels with some initial screams and occasional crunchy sensation that sort of travels through the bat with a good, solid hit on the bony areas.)

  • B
    August 14, 2018 at 7:23 am

    Go find a kid and pay him $20 to beat up this kid with a bat! He’ll learn after a few visits.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    August 12, 2018 at 11:13 am

    Put the kid and mom and or dad in a cell together. Parents should be held also with a child that young. It’s Stupid.

    August 11, 2018 at 6:48 pm

    First the good news.
    There were 20 shootings in Chicago on Friday night.

    Now the bad news.
    No confirmed kills and they are 20 shootings and several kills behind last week.


    • Mr. Bayka
      August 12, 2018 at 3:17 pm

      22 shootings now. All wounded. Boons cant even shoot right.
      Why do boons underperform at every level.

  • Tom
    August 11, 2018 at 2:29 pm

    Shovel the piece of black thug trash into an oven!!!!

    • Honest question
      August 11, 2018 at 3:38 pm

      How do you know the kid’s race?

      • Honest Question
        August 12, 2018 at 1:00 pm

        4 times as many downvotes as upvotes but no answer. It’s fair at this point to say it was a racist assumption. Even if it turns out to be correct as of the time the question was asked that’s all that it was.

        • TortugaNino
          August 13, 2018 at 1:52 pm

          No, it was an assumption of his race. A racist assumption would be that i cannot play basketball because i am white, or that if he is indeed black he cant swim. Racism is not a vague word and has a specific definition. Race CAN be discussed without racism being present.

  • Taxachusetts
    August 11, 2018 at 11:50 am

    Massachusetts, the state where the republican governor is a liberal democrat too. Baker just made it easier on criminals and thugs in this already corrupt Democrat controlled state. Look at what havoc all the activist judges caused already. Murdered police officers, illegal alien heroin dealers let back into the streets.
    Sickening that all these assholes (Elizabeth Warren, Charlie Baker, Maura Healey) will get re-elected this November by the brain dead liberals.

    • Hughbo Mont
      August 11, 2018 at 12:03 pm

      Agreed. But even if Tall Deval wasn’t a RINO, he would have no veto power.

  • What the fuck am I missing?
    August 11, 2018 at 10:27 am

    The age of criminal responsibility was raised from 7 to 12.

    This fucking abortion is 12, not 11.



    What the fuck am I missing?

  • Fat Pete
    August 11, 2018 at 9:31 am

    LOL @ Democrats (and Baker) thinking that 12 year old kids are dummies. They are capable of some serious shit. And they’ve become tools because of this. Enjoy your 12 year old gang members!

  • deflatteddoritodinks
    Chahlie Baka
    August 11, 2018 at 8:41 am

    When are you idiots gonna realize that the state government is on the side of criminals because we and the unions and the thieving government workers ARE criminals? Wake the fuck up!

  • Brawny Paper Towel Guy
    August 11, 2018 at 7:00 am

    With the heavy French influence, i’m shocked that Southbridge is such a shithole.

    • Mr. Clean
      August 11, 2018 at 10:07 am

      The same goes for Woonsocket, even though there’s a French influence there too. Interesting.

  • Jim
    August 11, 2018 at 2:59 am

    Mom is probably a gutter rat single Mom and one of the big problems. I hope they have enough $ for this guy to get something off them, but I severely doubt it.

  • Ray Patriarca
    August 10, 2018 at 10:32 pm

    “Revenge is a dish best served cold”
    If I was the victim, the kid would pay. But not right away. It might even be years. So long, in fact, that the festering little turd will have likely forgotten.
    But I wouldn’t. Everyone walks alone….. eventually.
    And this baseball bat, once it kneecaps him, will likely aim right for his stinky little nuts. Hope he has a chance to reproduce beforehand. Because we won’t after.

    • Gilles de Rais
      August 11, 2018 at 12:31 am

      Let me handle this one.

  • Back in my day
    August 10, 2018 at 8:48 pm

    I got locked up for shoplifting a cassette tape from Leechmere when I was 12 and was later prosecuted. Even though it’s “sealed” I found out 20 years later in traffic court that it still shows up but the court can’t quickly access the details which makes it even worse. It was the best thing that could have happened to me.

  • This is exactly how they want it
    August 10, 2018 at 8:25 pm

    Now the kid is a hero among all the other little savages in Southbridge and his family is without a doubt bragging about it. Word is out, recruit 12 year olds for shootings. 

    • Caveman Times
      August 10, 2018 at 10:03 pm

      MS 13 dreamer law.
      Wouldnt want to offend their culture.

  • z
    August 10, 2018 at 7:19 pm

    TB. Call this guy up. All you need from him is for him to say, “They live over there.” You take it from there and do what you do best.

  • IHateRatchets
    August 10, 2018 at 7:18 pm

    The morons involved in the creation of this law need to have the shit beaten out of them by a 12 year old.

    • Hughbo Mont
      August 11, 2018 at 7:35 am

      Imagine the look on Jamie Eldridge’s face when he answers the front door and there’s a dozen or so 12 yr olds with with baseball bats asking if Jamie can come out and play.
      And I get down votes when I say the liberals have gone full retard. LOL

  • whatevuh
    August 10, 2018 at 7:11 pm

    You NEVER back away from someone swinging a bat, or a stick, or a chain, etc. you get right up close in his face, that way, he can’t swing it at you . . . . kick him in the balls, poke him in the eyes, jab him in the throat, then take the bat away and bash him with it, and calmly walk away Karate 101 P.S. take the bat with you . . .

    • 101 stitches
      August 11, 2018 at 11:14 am

      Walking into a punch ot baseballbat swing never a good idea. You probably would tell someone to walk in and grab a knife too

    • Joe Rogan
      August 11, 2018 at 12:02 pm

      The victim doesn’t look like he makes it to the dojo very often so closing the distance might not have worked out any better

  • Vyacheslav Molotov
    August 10, 2018 at 6:46 pm

    A wine bottle generally suffices.

  • Ozzy
    August 10, 2018 at 6:23 pm

    Halloween is right around the corner. Have some candy little fella.

  • Blood from a stone
    August 10, 2018 at 6:09 pm

    Yeah because a civil suit is worth it. What is he going to net? A used Syringe, one strip of Suboxone and the remaining balance if that month’s EBT card? The lawyer gets the rest of the open Newport pack and half a six pavk of Natty Ice for his part?

    • Hughbo Mont
      August 11, 2018 at 12:09 pm

      Nice one! LOL

  • Leonard Washington
    August 10, 2018 at 6:08 pm

    Charlie Baker is a disgrace. After all of this I wish I had voted for Marsha Coakley. At least with her we wouldn’t have spent years wasting emotional energy hoping she would do the right thing.

    • Frank Rizzo
      August 10, 2018 at 11:40 pm

      HAHAHAHAHS!!!!! These Bastids crack mw up

  • Mike O
    August 10, 2018 at 5:48 pm

    If the guy isn’t going to bring a civil suit then he needs to stop complaining about “the kid not being punished”.
    As for not voting for anyone “spewing” “criminal justice reform”, thats nonsense. The problem is not that they are trying to reform the system, the problem is the reform they are pushing. Don’t call on people to tune themselves out like mindless zombies, thats how we get elections where our “choice” is between Clinton and Trump.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 10, 2018 at 5:16 pm

    If I were that guy I’d recruit some psychopathic, tough 12 year old kid to beat the living tar out the baseball bat boy. I’m talking hospital job.

    Let the law work for you for a change.

  • ames1049
    August 10, 2018 at 5:04 pm

    Stab the 12 year old fuck with a coat hanger so he doesn’t make it to 13. Sterilize the mother, since she’s probably still shitting them out.

    Oh yeah, one more thing…….Vote Lively in the September primary!

    • Emily
      August 11, 2018 at 2:46 pm

      I like the way you think.
      Make the law work for him. I would have never thought of that.
      I hate to say it but I agree with you.
      How could the Governor sign such a law into effect. It’s outrageous.

  • TBS used to play GIlligans Island at 6 and 630
    August 10, 2018 at 4:48 pm

    If I were him, I’d sue that kids parents and the commonwealth. And why isn’t Turtleboy doing their job and outing these disgusting, putrid, piles of feces? Get us the FACKS Turtlegenderneutral

  • Y
    August 10, 2018 at 4:30 pm

    • z
      August 10, 2018 at 7:17 pm

      I watched the whole thing. I remember this kid from way back when. His grandmother seems like a nice person. Personally if it I was granny, I would have abandoned him after the Walmart incident and would have moved to an undisclosed location. The kid is a dick.

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