The Worcester Socialist Alternative ogranized outside of Doherty High School today, hoping to coerce kids to join their anti-Trump protest. It did not go as planned.
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So Donald Trump became President today and the squid patrol was out in full force, whining and protesting as usual. But since Superintendent of the WPS, Maureen Binienda said that students would be disciplined if they left school at noon and marched down to City Hall, a lot of kids decided they weren’t in a protesting mood any longer.
Nevertheless, a group of winners from Clark who call themselves, “Worcester Socialist Alternative” (yea, that’s a thing) was down at Doherty High School today, in an attempt to coerce underage children to come play social justice warrior with them. Obviously, this makes them assholes. The Clark students are adults. They’re free to waste their parents money all they want to. But high school kids don’t belong to you. They belong to their parents, who have entrusted them with their public high school to educate them for the day. It’s really no different than offering to buy them booze. They’re urging them to break the rules, knowing that the kids will suffer the consequences but nothing will happen to them. The fact that they would set up shop outside of a high school like a pack of hungry SJW vultures, is sad and pathetic.
But what’s even more sad and pathetic is when you do all that, and you bring your red flags, sexually explicit signs, and megaphone down to the high school and a grand total of ONE student comes out to play with you. This Masslive video basically sums up why social justice warriors will never, ever, ever win at anything:
That face you make when you organize an anti-Trump walkout and no one shows up:
So they started calling:
But no one wanted to come play with them.
And how bout this chick’s sign:
Believe me hun, the last thing I wanna think or see inside of is your box. I think that goes without saying. I’m not sure what that picture is supposed to be either, but for the love of God I just hope and pray that it’s not a recreation of the stench trench.
The first cop rightfully tells them that they can stand there all day if they want to, they just can’t disrupt school by yelling into the megaphone because they don’t go to school there. That’s when this kid started getting gully:
He told the cop that he went to school there, and that he was not afraid of the Saturday detention that was to follow as a result of his truancy. Gangsta!!!
Then the kid did an interview and the first reason he gave for being out there was because he wanted to protect abortion.
Which proves our point that you can’t allow kids to walk out of school to protest, because it basically opens the door up for letting kids protest any political topic they want to by walking out of school in the future.
Then he started ripping on his teachers for doing their job:
“Mr. Markrin (spelling?) and Mrs. Doyle made quizzes for Friday, threatening a lot of students grades!! My friends had tests so they couldn’t come out. I think it’s really horrible that the teachers were doing that.”
Stop the fight!! You mean, teachers gave tests and quizzes ON FRIDAY???!!! No one has ever taken a test or quiz on a Friday before. Never. I mean, they should probably give tests and quizzes on Monday. After all, there’s nothing kids like to do more than study for tests over the weekend. They should’ve accommodated your protest and planned their schedule around it instead of letting kids enjoy the Patriots sixth straight appearance in the AFC Championship game.
It’s almost as if they’re professional educators who want to incentivize students to pay attention and attend their class.
It’s almost as if they feel like it’s a slap in the face that you’d rather hang out with some dumbshit Clark idiots than listen to the lessons they’ve been preparing all week.
It’s almost as if they have a limited amount of time to cover a large amount of material, and they can’t afford to be taking days off to accommodate your leisurely activities.
Oh, and odds are that their teachers did not vote for Donald Trump either. They’re just adults who have accepted reality and want to go back to doing their job.
I loved when the chick whose box we must remain outside of threw this in there:
“How do you think kids feel when there’s fucking four police cruisers here?”
Ya know what the kids are probably thinking when they see all those cop cars? “Cool.” Because high school kids are people, and people love seeing some drama. They’re not actually scared of the police. They’re just hoping to see one of you idiots get out of line, do something stupid, and hopefully get arrested. Then they’d really get a show. Great way to end school on Friday.
The best part was when the high school kid told the Masslive reporter, “Everyone knows that kids are scared of the police.”
Literally five seconds after he said that Sgt. Carl Winslow showed up, spoke to them in an extremely respectful manner, and then the protesters thanked him. That face you make when you realize that the police aren’t bad guys, you’re protesting for no reason, and being a white guy yelling “black lives matter” at a black cop doesn’t make any sense:
“I can’t believe I let these pimple magnets convince me to walk out of school. They haven’t showered in weeks. Now I’m gonna be in Saturday detention. By myself. Oh well, at least they let me wave this red flag. Because countries with red flags never oppress their own people. Ever.”
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