Social Justice Warriors

That Face You Make When You Organize A Walkout Outside Of Doherty High School And No One Shows Up Except For 4 Losers In Skinny Jeans

The Worcester Socialist Alternative ogranized outside of Doherty High School today, hoping to coerce kids to join their anti-Trump protest. It did not go as planned.

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So Donald Trump became President today and the squid patrol was out in full force, whining and protesting as usual. But since Superintendent of the WPS, Maureen Binienda said that students would be disciplined if they left school at noon and marched down to City Hall, a lot of kids decided they weren’t in a protesting mood any longer.

Nevertheless, a group of winners from Clark who call themselves, “Worcester Socialist Alternative” (yea, that’s a thing) was down at Doherty High School today, in an attempt to coerce underage children to come play social justice warrior with them. Obviously, this makes them assholes. The Clark students are adults. They’re free to waste their parents money all they want to. But high school kids don’t belong to you. They belong to their parents, who have entrusted them with their public high school to educate them for the day. It’s really no different than offering to buy them booze. They’re urging them to break the rules, knowing that the kids will suffer the consequences but nothing will happen to them. The fact that they would set up shop outside of a high school like a pack of hungry SJW vultures, is sad and pathetic.

But what’s even more sad and pathetic is when you do all that, and you bring your red flags, sexually explicit signs, and megaphone down to the high school and a grand total of ONE student comes out to play with you. This Masslive video basically sums up why social justice warriors will never, ever, ever win at anything:

That face you make when you organize an anti-Trump walkout and no one shows up:

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So they started calling:

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And texting:

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But no one wanted to come play with them.

And how bout this chick’s sign:

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Believe me hun, the last thing I wanna think or see inside of is your box. I think that goes without saying. I’m not sure what that picture is supposed to be either, but for the love of God I just hope and pray that it’s not a recreation of the stench trench.

The first cop rightfully tells them that they can stand there all day if they want to, they just can’t disrupt school by yelling into the megaphone because they don’t go to school there. That’s when this kid started getting gully:

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He told the cop that he went to school there, and that he was not afraid of the Saturday detention that was to follow as a result of his truancy. Gangsta!!!

Then the kid did an interview and the first reason he gave for being out there was because he wanted to protect abortion.

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Which proves our point that you can’t allow kids to walk out of school to protest, because it basically opens the door up for letting kids protest any political topic they want to by walking out of school in the future.

Then he started ripping on his teachers for doing their job:

“Mr. Markrin (spelling?) and Mrs. Doyle made quizzes for Friday, threatening a lot of students grades!! My friends had tests so they couldn’t come out. I think it’s really horrible that the teachers were doing that.”

Stop the fight!! You mean, teachers gave tests and quizzes ON FRIDAY???!!! No one has ever taken a test or quiz on a Friday before. Never. I mean, they should probably give tests and quizzes on Monday. After all, there’s nothing kids like to do more than study for tests over the weekend. They should’ve accommodated your protest and planned their schedule around it instead of letting kids enjoy the Patriots sixth straight appearance in the AFC Championship game.

It’s almost as if they’re professional educators who want to incentivize students to pay attention and attend their class.

It’s almost as if they feel like it’s a slap in the face that you’d rather hang out with some dumbshit Clark idiots than listen to the lessons they’ve been preparing all week.

It’s almost as if they have a limited amount of time to cover a large amount of material, and they can’t afford to be taking days off to accommodate your leisurely activities.

Oh, and odds are that their teachers did not vote for Donald Trump either. They’re just adults who have accepted reality and want to go back to doing their job.

I loved when the chick whose box we must remain outside of threw this in there:

“How do you think kids feel when there’s fucking four police cruisers here?”

Ya know what the kids are probably thinking when they see all those cop cars? “Cool.” Because high school kids are people, and people love seeing some drama. They’re not actually scared of the police. They’re just hoping to see one of you idiots get out of line, do something stupid, and hopefully get arrested. Then they’d really get a show. Great way to end school on Friday.

The best part was when the high school kid told the Masslive reporter, “Everyone knows that kids are scared of the police.” 

Literally five seconds after he said that Sgt. Carl Winslow showed up, spoke to them in an extremely respectful manner, and then the protesters thanked him. That face you make when you realize that the police aren’t bad guys, you’re protesting for no reason, and being a white guy yelling “black lives matter” at a black cop doesn’t make any sense:

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“I can’t believe I let these pimple magnets convince me to walk out of school. They haven’t showered in weeks. Now I’m gonna be in Saturday detention. By myself. Oh well, at least they let me wave this red flag. Because countries with red flags never oppress their own people. Ever.”
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34 Comment(s)
  • I'm new here
    January 23, 2017 at 6:44 am

    Firsties…yeah! I win again.

  • Anonymouis
    January 21, 2017 at 9:57 pm

    The right way of spelling Mr Markrin is Mr. Markgren

  • tiredofcrap
    January 21, 2017 at 11:42 am

    What is that high school kids name. I couldn’t understand it when he said it. He wants attention lets give him some.

  • whatevuh
    January 20, 2017 at 11:52 pm

    Just one word / / / / TIME TO GROW UP LITTLE PUSSIES

  • RR
    January 20, 2017 at 11:42 pm

    That protest was an absolute fucking joke. Ha ha ha hah haaaa…I’m STILL laughing. Probably will be next week.

    This sums it up perfectly: “They’re urging them to break the rules, knowing that the kids will suffer the consequences but nothing will happen to them. The fact that they would set up shop outside of a high school like a pack of hungry SJW vultures, is sad and pathetic.”

  • Doherty Class of 99
    January 20, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    Back when I went to Doherty, The Wall was for smoking butts before and after school, not for having butthurt pussy flag waving conventions. What the fuck has happened to high school kids?

  • Mistressveila
    January 20, 2017 at 11:37 pm

    Many excellent points here people..
    I am glad that the doherty students got the point of Saturday detention ,loud and clear..
    I know I would have ( I went to doherty 38 years ago,we didnt have Saturday detention), no one wants to spend Saturday at school when 5 days is already enough, no matter how much you want to protest..
    These ‘Clarkees’, have always been, in their own minds anyways ,’rebels,’ but this group is just pathetic..
    I think it’s the skinny jeans that are cutting off blood supply to their brains..
    I don’t know what these protesters everywhere,think they are going to accomplish?Besides giving us all a major headache.
    Its nothing,except to make alot of noise ,damage stores, neighbourhoods,burn cars, assaulting police officers, and just generally stamping their feet ,because they didn’t get their skinny jeans way.
    I’d like to slap everyone of them, you’re all a bunch of uneducated fucking idiots!
    Their protesting will get them nowhere ,again except giving all of us migraines.
    I’m hopeing if we just ignore them,like you would ignore a child that said a naughty word they’ll all eventually just go away.(.the naughty word here being the protesting ..)
    The more attention,the more you say stop that ,or admonish them in any way,they will continue to say the naughty word,(with their protesting )…
    it’s giving them attention,even I’d it’s negative attention.
    so if you ignore the naughty word, the protesting,,theyll quit saying it,because it’s not getting your attention anymore.. I know I raised two kids of my own.( One voted Trump along with me, the other,sadly hillary.)
    Protest all they want ,it’s not going to do anything, except to continue to make a lot of noise..
    Its not going to have an effect on the new Trump administration.He’s not going to step down..
    Their ranting isn’t go to make him leave office.. no matter how un happy they are..He’s not going to step down, but they’re too stupid to know that. Apparently they didn’t pay attention in history and civics class..
    Theyre the ones that all got a pat on the head, an ice cream,and a trophy when they were little for just showing up or coming in last.
    I’m pretty sure the only way a president will leave office,I believe, is for him to step down as Nixon did, or be impeached ..
    I don’t see any of that happening
    I voted for Trump.I couldn’t bring myself to even consider Hillary,as she is just Obama in a girl suit.
    And God forbid if she got in ,as it would have been another 4 more years of Barry.
    Barry ruined this country, well screwed it up royally..he’s a tie for worst president ever with Jimmy carter..
    Barry was voted in as the first black to be elected ,and everyone was so excited over that..Obama wasn’t qualified to be president,he only won because he was black, well half black.
    Barry was only qualified to spend millions of OUR dollars on lovely vacations, an improved basketball court, golfing on the Vinyard or in Hawaii ,ignoring our closest allies,..
    All the while, people in this country are hungry, homeless,vets and our elderly aren’t being cared for ,lousy healthcare..
    Theres way too many people on welfare and foodstamps who do not deserve it and abuse and scam the system. many you will see on thesepages..
    These women should have their welfare and ebt,stopped,period, if they don’t find a job and work at least 25to 30 hours a week.. and that’s still considered part time..
    That’s not MY problem you have 5 kids from 5 different daddies, have them babysit their own kids. I’m sure they’re not doing much all day long anyway..
    Yet it is our problem, because WE are the ones,with our taxes, footing their welfare and ebt..
    Get their,the fathers ,the families,and the girls families to help them out to watch the kids,so the girl ,the mother,can go to work..
    .Get someone older in their families,that might be retired, or works less hours, to baby sit,or that sits on the couch all day munching down junk food and pepsi, and watching judge judy and other mind expanding tv..they can mind your gutter slugs, and you work
    And girlly,take anything, if they’re willing to hire you.. your self esteem doesn’t count here..a paycheck does..if you’re not highly educated ,and you aren’t obviously, you wouldn’t have 3 to 5 gutterslugs, before youre 22 years old…..
    You can flip burgers, wait tables, pour coffee at DD,assemble stuff ,slosh and clean toliets, or any number of low paying jobs,but at least you’re working,and maybe realizing what a loser you are,and maybe I need to get my GED at least…..
    All People wanted to see,was a woman in the WH, just because she’s a woman.. it could have been any woman, as long as you were a woman..
    and never mind that they wanted Hillary,who already helped Bill run the country for 8 years.. Plus being a crook.. but they all saw past that,as long as it was a woman ..
    Every president whose been in the white house, has had many skeletons in their closets, JFK and FDR come to mind
    Let’s give this new administration a try, I’m hopeing that if he will do at least half of what he’d promised well be in good shape..
    I’d like all of these protesters, snowflakes, and other wankers, to give me a ‘laundry’ list of exactly what Trumps done in the past , name them all, and why he doesnt deserve to be POTUS,and why you’re a bunch of screaming wankers..?!
    I bet you cant give me at least 5 valid reasons,just 5,as to why he isnt quailified to be POTUS.
    Why and what is causing them to all get their knickers in a perpetual twist..I want to see clear provable answers ,I’m betting they can’t do lt, I’m betting they can’t give even the 5 ..
    I feel he’s more than qualified to be POTUS, he’s a business man ,not a lawyer!!
    We’ve needed a businessman in the WH for generations, to straighten out this country in so many ways for the better..
    I’m also happy to see a lovely woman, no longer a dowdy ugly woman as a first lady..think Jackie kennedy.. Melania was just gourgeous in that blue ensemble, with gloves no!
    Did you see Michelles face when Melania gave her that beautiful Tiffany box?! Yes tiffany!
    Im sure Michelle doesnt have or own anything from tiffanys ..she looked like she was being handed a pile of dog shit.un grateful bitch..
    I know the whole, make American great again,may be hokey, but I am hopeing to see better things for this country and some good changes for the country in the next 4 years..
    We need to try to fix the mess Barry has left us in..

  • Trumped
    January 20, 2017 at 11:22 pm

    Worcester Socialist Alternative…the Bolsheviks who couldn’t.

  • Drylaw
    January 20, 2017 at 9:56 pm

    Of course imthinking about her box because I can smell it through the Internet

    Fucking hippie gash, go douche with kerosene and dry off with some matches


    As for the men, go eat some beef, lift some weights and get your testosterone level up to that of a gerbil

    Pussy freaks

    • BobnMic's Gerbil
      January 21, 2017 at 4:59 pm

      HEY!!! Don’t be making fun of my low T problem. If my owner wasn’t such a cheapskate who spent all his money on crystal meth, he’d take me to a vet for my shots. But then again it doesn’t require a lot of testosterone to run circles in a lower intestine.

      Thinking about it, I’d still rather have some Hartz treats instead of those shots.

  • BobnMic
    January 20, 2017 at 8:07 pm

    I trained Sgt. Winslow.

  • Maga
    January 20, 2017 at 5:45 pm

    Lmao what a bunch of cucks

  • Pay up
    January 20, 2017 at 5:31 pm

    These are your future Mass politicians. Wealthy elite spoiled brats who will never work an honest day in their lives but will get a $500,000 salary for being a douche and have connections.

    What’s one to do? Dress like a douche, kiss ass to the current incumbents or work hard everyday and let these sleazeballs take half of your paycheck.

    Maybe it’s time for Turtleboy to take it to the next level and run for an office?

    • Chris
      January 21, 2017 at 12:59 pm

      Exactly. These kids go to Doherty, which is on the West Side of Worcester, the rich section. (Even with Turtleboy’s expose on the small recycle bins on Chandler St. the West Side isn’t what it used to be!) They will join the McGovern Crime Family pretty soon.

  • Anonymous
    January 20, 2017 at 5:24 pm

    If any of these morons could get a clue, they would realize Worcester voted for Hillary. And Massachusetts overwhelmingly voted for Hillary. You would think they would protest somewhere that voted for Trump.

    It’s like the BLM riots that always happen in cities where only Democrats are in power.

    I’m not complaining!

    • True Reality Speaks
      True Reality Speaks
      January 20, 2017 at 7:39 pm

      Lib logic. Lol

  • Pay up
    January 20, 2017 at 4:46 pm

    Didn’t even bother reading the blog. These are the kids who order all kinds of stupid shit at the drive thru at McDonalds and then try to get their food for free. A week later they will be complaining that McDonalds doesn’t pay high enough wages for quality staff? Do you think these geniuses are applying at McDonalds or any job for that matter…..NO. I wish I had designer clothes and backpacks like them.

  • Binienda's set the tone
    January 20, 2017 at 4:21 pm

    This is what happens when logical rules are set for the kids. To stay in class or you’ll pay for it. Far as the four time travelers go, failure is the word of the day.

    • wtatnuckgangsta
      January 20, 2017 at 4:33 pm

      True. Kids actually crave rules and order. They need it. They need guidance. Without it, they get lost. Then these lost kids are told they are never wrong and are always winners and they go down this strange path. In the end, they lose. No education. No useful job skills. They won’t make it far. This is coming from somebody who was raised with no guidance. Now I’m old and returning for a second degree with useful skills. I didn’t respect college the first time. I thought any degree was good enough. Then the recession hit and I wasn’t even good enough for an office job because people with job skills who were laid off from better jobs moved down to the office bitch level.

      Oh and the one thing that really bugs me in the protesting was the Occupy/bailout thing. Well that bailout just got a few thousand people jobs. I don’t care how the jobs got there. I care that people who want to work, get to go back to work. Manufacturing is a way of life for some people and it used to be a great job to have. These people want that back. I’m glad at least that happened. …but no, just keep banging drums. I’d rather be employed and laughing at you from a Wall St. balcony sipping champagne living the American Dream.

  • J Smith
    January 20, 2017 at 4:04 pm

    Funny how the high school kid is is doing all of the talking and the 3 Clark super stars are just standing around

    • John Galt
      January 20, 2017 at 7:41 pm

      Perhaps our new Commander in Chief could build a practice wall around Clark University?

  • wtatnuckgangsta
    January 20, 2017 at 3:57 pm

    I’m not sure if it’s the inauguration that finally got me worked up today or what. But I’m in rant mode.

    Fuck all of this. I’m not an emotional person but my cold, dark, tired soul released physical tears today watching hippies ruin DC streets. I’m tired of seeing the citizens of this country destroy this country. Stop stealing from school time. Stop burning things. Just stop. Your grandparents were the greatest generation and worked for this. And you whiny shits are ruining it.

    Seriously. WHY. What is this doing for anybody? I’m glad they didn’t ditch class for this bullshit, which is just another distraction from education. These hippie asshats are uneducated fools. Learning anything outside of their little FB groups is too hard for them. School is for learning. That’s all. Without it, we’re fucked. SJWs are proof of that.

    Look at Detroit. LOOK AT IT. It has people who WANT to work. It has some of the most beautiful architecture you will ever see. Look at what protesting and rioting did to it. People are scared to live there now unless they are jobless porch-monkeys supporting anarchy. I love being there because it’s still beautiful to me and I know the people there see it too. Same thing with Baltimore. It was a beautiful place but I have been in some of it’s worst areas recently and it’s sad. People are burning their own neighborhoods in “protests” and then playing victim. We all know this and yet it continues. What if everybody had dropped the over-reacting and worked together instead of one-sided freaking out in destruction mode. Emotions accomplish nothing. Logical thought and conversation does.

    Women who want to “free the nipple” who are such feminists are making fun of Melania for her nude modeling. What do you women want? I want to be respected for my choices and that’s all. Let chicks show nip. Let them be nuns. Let them take responsibility for every choice they make. Feminists have ruined womanhood. I actually didn’t want a woman in the white house due to them and I’m a woman.

    And I’m tired of the response to what was my calm debating with stuff like “Why don’t you hold your breath hoping Trump will do something good. Then you’ll suffocate”. I got that from a FRIEND today. A millennial “friend”. They have nothing factual, so they throw insults. Insults suggesting I kill myself. FUCK YOU. Ya know what though, I won’t throw back and I won’t lose friendships over this. I will still talk. I may sound crazed here but but I’m determined to stay calm in real life hoping that this will all get better some day.

    I fucking love this country too much to watch it die. MAGA.

    • KimberlyS
      January 20, 2017 at 4:02 pm

      MAGA! I’m old enough to remember Reagan coming into office – trust me – I feel your pain!

    • Phong
      January 20, 2017 at 4:02 pm

      Very well put. I endorse this post. I like Poopie Goldfarbs sign too.

    • UsualSuspect
      January 20, 2017 at 4:16 pm

      Well said. Preaching microaggressions then participating in egregious ones. They can all head straight to Syria, land will be cheap there real soon, let them refocus all their negative energy.

    • Talisman
      January 20, 2017 at 4:19 pm

      I’m afraid all this isn’t going to end until there’s some real consequences. They want to carry their signs and chant like a bunch of idiots, go right ahead. But the minute a rock gets picked up, or they impede free movement, some skulls need to be cracked and cs canisters need to be shot up their ass. Like you, I’m tired of it, and apparently a free election is not going to quell these asshole’s desire to encroach on the freedoms of the rest of us. The best thing they can do is leave. If not, I see a time in the very near future that they’ll be sorry they didn’t.

    • Reddog
      January 21, 2017 at 3:23 am

      Spoken like a true G

  • WormtownorBust
    January 20, 2017 at 3:52 pm

    Does anyone else notice how low-T most white males look these days? They must be putting something in the water.

  • Phong
    January 20, 2017 at 3:46 pm

    no one showed up because Brett’s moms forgot to pack the arugula pops in his backpack.

    • FatFingrlou
      January 20, 2017 at 4:37 pm


      MooooM! Where’s the arugula pops!

      Good God..How the slackers have fallen.

  • Thomas Doubting
    Thomas Doubting
    January 20, 2017 at 3:35 pm

    Too….f…ing…..funny! Congrats Worcester students. You did yourself proud…..well, except for one.

  • fordsnharleys
    January 20, 2017 at 3:31 pm

    How did this end? Was laughing too hard to read past stench trench.

    • KimberlyS
      January 20, 2017 at 3:38 pm

      They all went home, had some vegan-kale cookies, and hummed ‘Kumbaya’. (They couldn’t sing it because the ‘My Lord’ reference might have offended someone.)

      They were going to light some recycled candles, but the carbon emissions would have caused global warming, so they refused.

  • KimberlyS
    January 20, 2017 at 3:23 pm

    I can’t stop laughing. That was perfect 🙂

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