The Agawam “I Was Hacked” Woody Wanker Has Been Posting Racially Charged Threats Towards Women And Minorities For Several Years Now


I still can’t get over the fact that the Agawam Police fell for this shithead’s “I got hacked” routine.

Just to be clear, a tipster sent us a message showing us that he posted this on June 17, 2017. Brilliant.

As you can see, he is threatening people to get killed and inviting them to the same house on the same street in Agawam if they’d like to get merked. Gee whiz, what are the odds that someone who publicly calls out women he doesn’t like for being, “huge nast cuntbag whores,” and “fat nasty pimple queen AKA sasquatch,” as well as accusing them of “thinking they’re black,” and hating themselves for being white, would end up writing something very similar in 2019? Almost like the APD completely fell for his bullshit and he’s laughing it up right now for the masses.




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18 Comment(s)
  • Legalize Rape
    June 4, 2019 at 6:19 am

    Oh no he said some mean words? The horror!

  • Street rat
    June 3, 2019 at 8:55 pm

    I feel like a tap to the head is in this chodes future. He keeps pissing the the Ricans off, and they will get revenge

  • randiguy2006
    June 3, 2019 at 6:03 pm

    Where is this on the list of why I hate most whites?

  • Remarkable Robin Quotes
    June 3, 2019 at 5:58 pm

    Holy dog dick Batman not only have the recent stories sucked but they seem to keep repeating them!

  • z
    June 3, 2019 at 4:45 pm

    “I still can’t get over the fact that the Agawam Police fell for this shithead’s “I got hacked” routine.”

    I doubt they fell for anything. I doubt they care.

    Easier for this guy to just do something and then arrest him when he does.

  • Ocasiomy
    June 3, 2019 at 4:18 pm

    These people don’t understand that the internet RUINED them. Not because of the story, but because they’re watching everyone else that have lives, and the anger of seeing it has ruined their life. They are literally dying of an inferiority complex. That is the lowest it gets.

  • hartf811
    June 3, 2019 at 3:35 pm

    Instead of gunning down homeboy in Dorchester this weekend why can some of the Brutha’s pool together some stolen gas money and take a road trip to River Road in Agawam for a picnic with their gats? Wouldn’t that trip be a win-win?

  • Off topic
    June 3, 2019 at 3:08 pm

    Anyone tried to post on Masslive anything that went against their viewpoint and was not banned?

    • Cleon Skousen
      June 3, 2019 at 4:35 pm

      gab dissenter yo, libtard commies hate free speech

      • z
        June 3, 2019 at 5:12 pm

        every time I look up dissenter there’s never a hookup with MassLive. Frankly I can’t find a lot of dissenter being used anywhere.

        The concept is great, but if no one knows it exists, it’s useless.

  • Stories Getting Thin
    June 3, 2019 at 2:57 pm

    Stories are getting pretty thin on this website!

    How much longer before it tanks and goes the drain?


    Bloggers practically jumping ship?

    • evilr0b
      June 3, 2019 at 3:16 pm

      Yet here’s your dumbass reading it.

    • randiguy2006
      Randall Guy
      June 3, 2019 at 4:02 pm

      Between the lawsuits and lack of advertisers and inability to monetize…I’d say about 6 months tops before TB’s wife tell him to get a job.

      • power shitposter
        June 3, 2019 at 11:10 pm

        turtle boy will be takin up the ass for pocket change

    • Bret
      June 3, 2019 at 5:29 pm

      What are you babbling about Jinx? Who “jumped ship”???
      I’ll wait

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    June 3, 2019 at 2:45 pm

    What’s with the Mini Moe Howard haircut? LOL

  • Well, No Shit
    June 3, 2019 at 2:40 pm

    Fucking River Road. Loaded with Italian wanna be hardos, and fake rich douchebags.

    I lived in Agawam for a LONG time. Make no mistake; this guy IS Agawam. 75% of the population thinks the same way that this guy does, but they have enough brains in their heads to shut the fuck up about it.

    I finally smartened up and got the hell out of that phony fucking hellhole. Fuck Agawam.

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