Social Justice Warriors

The Auburn White Women Outrage Mafia Harasses Gun Club For Giving Into Demands To Cancel Fundraiser For Super Fun Circle Jerk Straight Pride Guys 


The white women of Auburn are hella mad, and it all started with this chick.

Kristy Currie Kaminski has her twat in a twist when she found out that the Century Sportsman Club (local gun range) was allowing the boobs from the Super Happy Fun Straight Pride Circle Jerk to have an event there.

Nobody triggers these people more than the straight pride guys. It’s a scary looking bunch.

It’s the KKK!!

Just look at those insurrectionists! This country has survived world wars, natural disasters, economic depressions, and secession. But Washington has met its match with the super fun circle jerk. Our entire government could collapse any day now if they keep plotting!

It still cracks me up that they call it an insurrection. They just love giving these guys credit for something they wish they were capable of. A bunch of idiots fed by Donald Trump’s lies stormed into the capital, broke a few windows, read Nancy Pelosi’s emails, and proclaimed Viking Man lord emperor. The only person who was killed during the riot was Ashli Babbitt, and all the accomplished was delaying the inevitable certification of the electoral college. At no point were they ever remotely a threat to overthrow our government, which unlike the mob of a few thousand idiots in hunting jackets and blue jeans, has nuclear weapons and tanks.

I’ve interviewed these guys before. We didn’t really get along, but they’re pretty harmless. The straight pride thing is nothing but trolling, and it works every time. Mark Sahady on the older lady from Natick on the left were both arrested for their part in the “insurrection” – walking through open doors and looking around. This is apparently a fundraiser for their legal fees. If you don’t like them then don’t go.

But of course the woke mafia doesn’t subscribe to that belief. Anything they like must not exist, and they’ll tell any lie, and use as much hyperbole as possible in order to convince their fellow townsfolk that their cause is just.

AWFUL!! Sickening! And no one can do anything about it!! How will they survive if this event in the middle of nowhere is allowed to take place miles from their home?? How can they sleep at night knowing that overweight men will be eating sausages while wearing funny hats and plotting their next insurrection??!!

A guy from the club chimed in to clarify that they weren’t endorsing the event, they just don’t discriminate based on political viewpoints. To the surprise of absolutely nobody the woke mob did not accept this response.

Yea Jim, why didn’t you refuse the money that your business was offered? Didn’t you know that it’s your moral obligation to only allow events that fun people like Lisa Cronin agree with? Black and white filters matter!

Lisa seems really offended because I guess she’s a lesbian, and the existence of these guys is like an existential threat to her, or something.

“They will never see my business again.”

Oh no, the gun club is never gonna see this face again.

Their business model is completely destroyed now! Looks like she won’t be getting a gift card there for her stylist.

Jim Hackett pointed out that they don’t “judge or discriminate against people,” which apparently “speaks volumes for your organization,” according to April Armstrong Campbell.

If you’re not judging or discriminating against people then April will be judging you. And she’s always watching.

Always. The super happy circle jerk is a hate group, which can be defined as “anything white women from Auburn hate.”

Jim was really confused.

Luckily Nancy Pratt was there to set him straight.

Oh no! They want to “return America to Constitutional rule.” Not the Constitution! I don’t know what that means and neither does she, but it sounds hateful!

I had no idea until I read these comments that several police officers had their eyes gouged out on January 6, which makes it an insurrection.

Oh, and elected officials got MURDERED!!

Now the woman with the transgender cat isn’t gonna rent out their gun range for her next birthday party!

Hey Nancy, for a woman who claims to be a trans ally it’s not cool to assume that Ken has a penis just because he’s a boy.


Jessica Markowitz told the owner that they should’ve refused to rent their privately owned business to a hate group that led an insurrection, which seems hypocritical since every major institution embraced black lives matter while they burned American cities to the ground last summer and called for the abolition of police, prisons, and the nuclear family.

“BLM is the same as people attacking the U.S. Capitol.”

I agree with her – they’re not the same. Everyone with a brain knows that what BLM did was a million times worse, led to way more deaths, and significantly more property damage. And even though she supported these gigantic mob protests in the middle of a pandemic she still demanded that everyone else “stay the fuck home.”

You could get commie cold!

And look who else showed up to express her dismay….


Diane “Pinot-crazy-ho” Williamson. Haven’t heard from her since that time she illegally used her friend’s AAA card and then shamed and humiliated the tow driver by posting a picture of his buttcrack on Facebook.

She finds a social gathering appalling, but is cool with posting some poor guys noodz on Facebook. Makes sense.

Now some toolbag named Tristan on the Board of Selectmen wants the townsfolk to call up and harass this place for not discriminating against the super fun circle jerk group.

Calm your tits Tristan, it’s just a social gathering of like minded people.

You’ll be OK, I promise. So will everyone else.


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55 Comment(s)
  • Seriously
    July 29, 2021 at 12:52 pm

    What do you do when about half of the country is that intolerant? They’re not just intolerant of a dissenting viewpoint, they’re intolerant of any viewpoint that isn’t theirs. This is their religion and they’re the crusaders.

  • Anthony Grossi
    George Smith Patton, Jr.
    July 28, 2021 at 12:06 pm

    “At no point were they ever remotely a threat to overthrow our government, which unlike the mob of a few thousand idiots in hunting jackets and blue jeans, has nuclear weapons and tanks.” Yes Aidan, we had nuclear weapons and tanks in Vietnam and Afghanistan too, and we lost those. Great Britain had the best army and navy in the world fighting the Patriots who had a ragtag army and no navy, and Britain lost. What’s your point? That we should just do whatever the government says?

  • Linda Coralyn
    Hate has a home here
    July 25, 2021 at 3:17 pm

    Nancy Pratt – while Barbie was realizing that republicans weren’t up to her standards, ken realized that democrats are willing to suck off anyone at anytime to get what they want. Whores for a cause. We all knew, but now you seem to be bragging about it. Not a good look

  • Fixthem Infourwords
    July 25, 2021 at 11:48 am

    “Mind your Own business”.
    One and done.

  • ames1049
    July 24, 2021 at 3:12 pm

    None of these snowflakes who are boycotting this place ever set foot in there, and never intended to.

    Hope they have a fun and profitable event!

  • Just sayen
    July 24, 2021 at 9:33 am

    So a bakery gets sued for not baking a lgbtq cake. The bakery tries to stand its ground or their religious beliefs. Court says no fucking way Mr, or Mrs baker you have to bake that cake. Alphabet soup crowd goes wild. Now same alphabet soup crowd says that this business should have refused the event. Well the ruling to bake the cake covers this as well. Be careful what you wish for you just might get it.

  • Dr. Phillip Barbay
    July 23, 2021 at 12:52 pm

    I’ve been reading through the turtle blogs with the intention of joining the club to support the revolution. But why demean the Super Fun Straight Pride Guys with “Circle Jerk?” Are they truly on par with others sharing the Circle Jerk moniker? And what’s up with “Donald Trump’s lies?” So now if I don’t join the club I must have been “lying.”

    Your particularly grim cultural-anthropological exposé into how Woo-people live and treat each other in a bleak geographical setting is riveting, but fortunately I do not have to tolerate any of this as my higher education allows me to choose my area of residency. The mentality of Woo-people is likely not very different from most places. I hope you all learn from my perfect diction and punctuation due to my higher education as the grammar and spelling throughout the blogs is atrochush.

    • Boe Jiden
      This is...
      July 23, 2021 at 2:14 pm

      Perfect word soup dictated by an idiot that protests to hard. Give it a rest cheese dick.

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    July 23, 2021 at 10:41 am

    That is the softest looking group of diddlers I’ve seen since the pope was in town.

  • Gretchen Weiners
    July 23, 2021 at 9:47 am

    I can’t believe there are men that wear college rings and expect to be taken seriously. What an absolute tool bag.

  • Krispen Wah
    July 23, 2021 at 9:46 am

    The toxoplasmosis is high with these women(?)

    The MSM paid a lot of money to use retards to dress up like other retards so they could cultivate their optics and create an “insurrection”

    After they had also used a meth’d out black guy to cause a race war so retards would contribute to a bullshit cult that was actually funneling the money to a bunch of old white politicians who then used the money to steal an election…

    Do I have that about right?

  • Doug Bushman
    STATE Rep- I have fundraisers around Christmas time - Frosty
    July 23, 2021 at 9:41 am

    This has to stop or someone will ask me to take a stand.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    July 23, 2021 at 8:24 am

    Something seems off with that Cronin chick, besides the stupid hair color. Like something went wrong during fetal development.

    • Spider Lips13
      Spider Lips13
      July 23, 2021 at 9:34 am

      My thoughts exactly…WTF is up with that fucked up looking bitch???

  • Lee Ho
    July 23, 2021 at 8:23 am

    I think the cat was the best looking pussy in the whole group.

  • bigdaddy
    July 23, 2021 at 7:54 am

    Where do these cunts come from? They need a good round of anal sex to loosen them up

    • Doug Bushman
      Tom's Strap on
      July 23, 2021 at 6:20 pm

      I’m on board

  • Inflamed Anus
    Inflamed Anus
    July 23, 2021 at 3:59 am

    And everyone wonders why the nog in Norfolk fucked a horse, take a look at the pool of eligible females he has to choose from. They are all for the most part like these assholes, even IF they aren’t fat, ugly bitches, once they open their mouths and speak you wanna choke them out.

  • Catattack
    July 22, 2021 at 11:34 pm

    That poor cat…look at how pissed it is, sitting in the window, wondering why his owner is such a useless bitch…plotting to kill her for naming him Solstice and making him seem like he gives any sort of fucks about trans rights…when all he wants is for the door to *accidentally* be left ajar one night…

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    July 22, 2021 at 10:32 pm

    Casual Observation:

    Every single woman in this article looks like a hypertensive diabetic. Seriously, stop eating so much.

  • Chris
    July 22, 2021 at 10:27 pm

    Trump’s lies huh? Guess you believe Biden is the most popular president of all time. Come on Aidan.

  • Unashamed white male
    July 22, 2021 at 9:45 pm

    I can’t wait to go now ..if the alphabet mafia can celebrate so can us straight white males..I say it right to there fucking faces .so sick of this shit

  • You wish
    July 22, 2021 at 8:51 pm

    You are a moron and troll social media for house wives and people who are bord. Your articles are for people who love trashy drama. How about, stop trolling and bashing people for what they are or aren’t against. Man up and write something worth while. Mean while, until you do I’ll site here eating my bon bons and read your trash which, is equivalent to, supermarket tabloids. Drinking my box of wine. Reading your soap opera journalism.

    • Hey, Fatso^^^
      July 22, 2021 at 11:46 pm

      The words “housewives” (“bord” or otherwise), “worthwhile” and “meanwhile” do NOT have fucking SPACES in them. And you use commas unnecessarily WAY too much.
      So shut the fuck up and go online and see if Hooked On Phonics is still a thing.
      Ya fucking imbecile.

  • Observer
    July 22, 2021 at 7:55 pm

    I have been to a gun range only once, it was a number of years ago in some little town, in the middle of nowhere in New Hampshire in freezing January…….weird thing was 50 % of the people on the range were Asian, odd isn’t it. Probably the nearest Asians up there are 25 miles away running a crappy Chinese restaurant in some small little crappy town.

  • CONN
    July 22, 2021 at 7:44 pm

    The only thing that will make them happy is if everyone is miserable.


    The ghost of Mr Potato Head

  • Bill Cribben
    July 22, 2021 at 7:36 pm

    Even Tom Mountain would avoid these women.

  • Man of Few Words
    July 22, 2021 at 7:01 pm

    Nasty rotten bitter unloved and unlovable cunts.

  • Woodsman
    July 22, 2021 at 7:00 pm

    Just throw some fake fur and some moose horns on them.

  • whatevuh
    July 22, 2021 at 6:33 pm

    funny, not one good looking woman in the bunch, liberals are ugly inside and out

  • bong hits
    July 22, 2021 at 6:06 pm

    fake “Liberals” and their cat lady adherents with nothing better to do all day than complain on twitter, are really fucking this country up.
    DHS says American citizens aren’t allowed to travel to and fro Canada and Mexico, but all them illegals are given a red carpet and a free flight, courtesy of YOUR military, wherever they choose to go!

  • Natasha Cumstock
    July 22, 2021 at 6:04 pm

    So what.
    In real life I’m an unemployed broke loser living with my mom but online I’m a sexy romanian model who’s into having chat sex with middle aged guys. What can I say, call me a sick freak but I’m a man stuck in a woman’s body and the internet sets my strap on fantasies with other men freeeeeeee! Hoooooraaayyyyyy let’s do an orgie

  • Boe Jiden
    Yellow Teeth
    July 22, 2021 at 5:38 pm

    Plus size and pearly yellows. No need to bleach teeth when you’re white because it is summer and you can just get a tan.

  • randiguy2006
    Im so confused
    July 22, 2021 at 5:31 pm

    Who exactly were the “Heroes of January 6th” ?

    And why do they need money?

  • EmfnT
    Grammar Nazi
    July 22, 2021 at 5:27 pm

    The Auburn White Women Outrage Mafia Harasses Gun Club For Giving Into Demands To Cancel Fundraiser For Super Fun Circle Jerk Straight Pride Guys
    The Auburn White Women Outrage Mafia Harasses Gun Club For NOT Giving Into Demands To Cancel Fundraiser For Super Fun Circle Jerk Straight Pride Guys

    Can you at least get the fucking headline right? It’s bad enough that a former educator has such poor grammar, but it could easily be avoided by simply proofreading your blogs before you hit “Submit”.

  • Boe Jiden
    Boe Jiden
    July 22, 2021 at 5:24 pm

    Fat white chicks love Jen and Berries Ice Cream! They love it more than coupons to Fashion Bug or Frugal Fannies. Those places sell flattering bathing suits with sarongs so Boe doesn’t see the results of Jen and Berries ice Cream. I love me the fat white woman vote. I don’t need Barack America for that.
    I’m Boe Jiden

  • Dianne Williamson is hollow, lonely and terrified.
    July 22, 2021 at 5:21 pm

    These aging, undesirable women are desperate to belong to something,. Their husbands are no longer interested in them, their kids find them embarrassing and tiresome, and the only attention they get is from the liquor store checkout guy as he rings up their increasingly large wine order .
    How dare you mock a productive, working man who came to your aid because you’re to fat and stupid to maintain your shitbox, Dianne Williamson. Funnily enough, everyone is laughing at you, now !!
    Hahahaha !! You loser !!

    • Don’t forget Nancy Pratt and Jessica Markowitz !!
      July 22, 2021 at 5:31 pm

      Oh, I won’t !! They’re equally horrible and useless. They like to mock and screech at their betters and squeal about things that they don’t really understand, they just don’t grasp the whole “Constitution” thing. But they now have a few other aging misfits to cling to and annoy, so at least they have something to look forward to each day; the dopamine rush of logging on to Facebook and pretending that they finally “belong”.
      What a load of misery these old ladies are !!

  • Boe Jiden
    Maud Flanders
    July 22, 2021 at 5:17 pm

    Won’t someone please think of the children?!?!

  • Bryan
    July 22, 2021 at 5:13 pm

    Do you have a link zo i can donate to the defense fund?

  • dale woodman
    July 22, 2021 at 5:02 pm

    I’m so glad my parents weren’t Gay!
    Thanks, Mom and Dad!

  • JustToBeSure
    July 22, 2021 at 4:59 pm

    It’s a fundraiser for Suzanne Ianni, a Natick Town Member and also a member of the “I don’t recognize my country anymore” brigade who have never lived outside their home town.
    So here’s what I’m doing: I’m not attending.
    The end.
    I suggest these people do the same. Just don’t go. Volunteer somewhere for the day instead.

  • Captain Trips
    July 22, 2021 at 4:56 pm


  • Linda Coralyn
    Done with this shit
    July 22, 2021 at 4:53 pm

    There aren’t enough words to describe this cluster fuck of women and girly boys. You can’t say hate has no home in auburn as you’re spewing hate in auburn. Auburn would be better served if they had no fat ugly bitter women who have no lives.

    • Judge Dread
      July 22, 2021 at 6:45 pm

      Take a machete to the lot of fat, disgusting pre and post menopausal old misfits. Everyone of those guys in their group take it up the ass on a daily basis, just like turdboy.

  • Boston Irish
    Barney Frank
    July 22, 2021 at 4:48 pm

    Tristan loves black cock

    • Kristy Currie Kaminski
      July 22, 2021 at 6:47 pm

      Me too and I swallow

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Dick Armey
      July 22, 2021 at 7:55 pm

      Hey, Barney Fag! What’s shakin”?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    July 22, 2021 at 4:35 pm

    Only the gays are allowed to prance and parade in the streets! Straight whites have no right and are banned from parading! My God!

    • Alexander Rich-Shea
      Alexander Rich-Shea
      July 22, 2021 at 4:53 pm

      Don’t worry, the same people trying to cancel this straight pride parade have already successfully cancelled the Boston Gay Pride Parade. That’s not going to happen ever again.

  • Orion
    July 22, 2021 at 4:29 pm

    So this business caved to the mob and still got shit on? Nothing is ever good enough for these folks…

    • Custer
      July 22, 2021 at 6:21 pm

      That’s why you don’t cave. Stand your ground.

      • EmfnT
        July 22, 2021 at 6:32 pm

        I don’t think they caved. I think the headline of the article is missing the word “NOT”. Unless I missed it, I didn’t see anywhere in the article where it said they caved in and cancelled the event.

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Alexander Rich-Shea
    July 22, 2021 at 4:27 pm

    I’m gonna call this place and tell them that as an actual faggot, I love the super happy funtime straight pride people and encourage them to ignore the straight people who pretend they give a shit about faggots.

    You guys know that the Trans Mafia and BLM in Boston led a campaign to boycott Boston Pride and lambasted their board so effectively as white racist trans haters that the board resigned and disbanded Boston Pride completely.

    The queermo corral that led the
    boycott cried bloody murder that they weren’t all seated on the board and given the keys to a 50 year old nonprofit organization. Because they are delusional insane cult people who believe their own lies about their righteousness.

    So the gay pride parade in Boston is cancelled forever now, and its these SURJ and Trans Rights assholes who did it, not the hilarious straight pride parade.

  • Ricardo Cabeza
    July 22, 2021 at 4:23 pm

    I find that the people who are the quickest to hysterics and saying things like “they’ll never get my business again!” etc. are usually people who never spent a dime at the business in question and were never going to in their entire lives. It’s a textbook shitty excuse used by liars and crackpots. And they think it’s some kind of “I win” button that gives them power.

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