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Yesterday we blogged about this attention whore claiming to be a family member of the asshole who shot two cops in Falmouth, after she went on TV and rambled on about what a good guy he is.
She considers herself a “reporter” because she hold a microphone sometimes and works for some TV station in Marlborough with 1,000 Facebook followers.
Peep the sound quality to see how high tech this station is….
Well, it turns out this attempting cop killer-supporting “reporter,” also had a brief history as a pop music star. You can check out some of her greatest hits on her business Facebook page called Emmalynn. Watch this video in all its glory….
That’s literally the worst song that has ever been made in the history of the world…
“I wrote a love letter…..letter…letter…..letter…..”
Truly next level awful. This chick is the most insufferable, self centered, delusional, attention seeking broad since dumb ol’ Maude. Seriously, the people we profile are just so terrible it makes my brain hurt.
Then there was that commercial she “starred” in:
All 0.5 seconds of her pointing into space with some guy who she’d almost definitely never consider sleeping with.
My favorite of them all was her demo tape, which appears to be a collection of her acting and interviewing career…..
Whoa, that seems like a box office smash waiting to happen. Watching this dude attempt to fingerblast Mary Jane Rottencrotch….
Only to get turned away because he also banged his ex-fiance on that very same bed…..
So many twists and turns.
It’s just so painful to watch. This is a grown woman, nearing 30, who can’t figure out that she has no future in broadcasting. Girl, you are no Jadianne Thompson. But you are a no talent hack who just tried to use your step-nieces fame from trying to kill two cops to your advantage in order to jump start your failed career.
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Disco disco disco. I’m fucking dead!
Attention, partying, attention, money, attention, attention… this is her.
hats://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VN3vV1CsW8
I would paint a map of Hawaii on her chest
Still not sure why all the bashing? Is she seeking attention? Idk. But, a TB shaming? Why? Makes no sense.
This woman went out in front of the media and did her best to handle a family crisis. Wow. That rates shaming. She appears on a local cable channel. That rates shaming. She made a video. That rates shaming. She was in a commercial. That rates shaming.
I know summer is a slow news season but between this and Maude, enough already. I guess state police scandals don’t come along that often.
I kinda understand the TB expose on this one though. She is defending the hoodrat who shot the 2 police officers a good gentle guy. I don’t think good guys shoot Police and over some disturbance complaint. If she knew the hoodrat had mental issues, she should have gotten him help rather than death/suicide by cop.
That’s always the starting point for these stories but anyone who spends time reading this site can see an undeniable pattern. TB slides into some weird resentment of attractive women who have a developed Internet presence. The pieces and their follow ups forget the original sin (if there is one) and become bitter pile ons. I’m not exactly Brad Pitt but I don’t resent attractive people, particularly women. Ultimately, it gets tired. How much of the Leigha Genduso coverage was due to her corruption and crimes and how much because she is a comely woman? The question answers itself.
Ummm no she was trying to defend a shithead and is getting all the attention she so desperately needs….she shouldn’t kept her cockholster shut
She reminds me of a free tshirt I get when I run a 5k. Makes for a really good cum rag. On another note i hope this piece of shit dies. Got a name like a fucking terrorist. Put him on the chair and zap his dumb ass.
She reminds me of a free tshirt I get when I run a 5k. Makes a really good cum rag.
“I realize the following nuance will be lost on this august audience, given the middle school heuristics that dominate this site.” hmmmmm.
You should realize that shaming individuals that do not conform, or break the rules of society has been practiced by all civilizations across time. It is the LEAST injurious punishment but often the most effective, yet, you find this approach a “middle school heuristic” If you are commenting here than you are participating in placing the perpetrator in the Turtleboy “stocks”, or are you just a voyeur ??
God bless Turtleboy.
She’s pretty hot…..
But good god that music was horrible. All those people in that video…..those are what you call “Boston Models”…..all these people who are usually close to 30 who sign up with modeling agencies in Boston (have to pay for their own photos); and then get to dress up in unknown branded clothes for a Facebook internet advertising campaign….
All nothing but losers with Granville dreams but have no talent to actually make it ….
Pretty funny group of people…..they travel in packs too because they sit around giving each other positive affirmations about how incredible their “careers” are going
We travel in packs, and do it from the back; how else do you get to the booty?
I love the article that bash the criminal and the losers out there! But when you start to pick on people who aren’t in the criminal and make them the spotlight of Turtleboy sports, it’s just not right.
Yes this women was hunger to be in the media, she gave some useless info. But to also have her life plastered on here twice already it shameful.
Do you need a safe space?
If so, sit on my face, maybe?
Got to give props this chick did a great job of spinning the situation. If I ever fuck up I want her out there soft selling my victim status and good traits to the media, did you know Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian?
Sweet little Malik would rape her six ways sideways if he had the chance. She is so in love with attention she will do porn it’s only a matter of time. Call it art or performance art but she will start with nudes and go from there. Live porn shoots are the ultimate drug for women like her she will dump her husband and East Coast life and never look back.
It will be hysterical when she hits her 40s and has no fucking clue what to do with herself. Does she have any other skills to pay the bills or does she just rely on sugar daddies to pay for everything?
She’s going to be your typical worn out used up been fucked 10000 times bitter man hating piss poor bitch.
The taint would give her a pink sock
I wonder what The Mooch would do?
I think you got the lyrics wrong…
She sounds like she’s saying…
“I want more love batter”.
She looks like a cross between me and my bestie, Leigha Genduso!
#twinsies
I hired her last year off of Back page 60 bucks for BBBJCIMNQNS.
She has a bit of a Meadow Soprano look oing, so would.
She’s a no talent ass-clown
is that music video shot at cogshall park in fitchburg? amazing
What a waste of talent. If she really wants her career to take off, she should move to main south and get some neck tats.
I realize the following nuance will be lost on this august audience, given the middle school heuristics that dominate this site.
this cringy person (stipulated: clueless, stoopid, and offensive) is NOT the equivalent of narcissíste extraordinaire maude. the latter will make up anything, say anything, bullshit about anything to con people of money (and precious minutes of their lives they can never get back). A psychopath.
this one – apart from this moment of blithering stupidity – is merely an opportunist making an audition, hoping to get discovered. she lacks the equivalent narcissism to move to LA and get the job done. (she apparently lacks the necessary talent, too.)
just to point out that these two young women are flaunting their photogenic qualities for different reasons.
film at 11. or sometimes 10.
I own a thesaurus, too
I think we was ensulated. Iz I write?
A lot of 25 cent words to sum two 5 cent vapid females.
Look up the word pseudo add the word intelligent and apply it to yourself.
Touche’ Z. It will be lost on WT though. His attempt to flaunt his supposed superior intellect actually exposes his absolute CONTEMPT for his fellow working class citizens.
Hillary voter WT…miss Obama alot ?? This member of “this august audience” knows your kind… we can smell you a mile away. Go back to Huffpost WT.
Rather thinly veiled attempt at virtue signaling eh WT HECK ? I just took a vote to see who the bigger scumbag is, Emmalynn or WT HECK. Guess who won ?? That’s right !!…WT HECK !! Running down the audience who think that people that excuse cop shooters are wrong. Who knew !! WT HECK knows…he’s got a diploma and evathang…we’s jus truck drivers and walmart worker bees. Go fuck yourself WT HECK.
So you are saying Emmalyn is an opportunist and Maude is a psychopath. But which one is better at intercourse? And which one will get an MSP job first? Or do you have to be a psychopathic opportunist like Leigha for that?
She’s currently filming her next movie, ” Gang Bang Summer X”: Cape Cod…:
I’d malt her face.
Emmalynn, hit me up. I’m a media mogul and offer free career advice. Free’ish career advice that is.
Are there any naked pictures of her out there ?
See your pal, Anthony Weiner, he has them.
Noodz, noodz, noodz
Wait, be nice she’s been a star. Just not in this country, Emmalynn was headlining at Pepe’s Donkey Show in Tijuana she really is talented, just not in speaking or singing or acting…
Reporting live from Tijuana with a donkey dick in my ass this is Emma Lynne
I think I saw her in that movie “Shallow Hal”.
“Letter, letter, letter “
She has that sexy porn starlett look. I’d smash it, that’s all she’s good for.
I will bite her chocolate starfish.
Easy you Limp Bizkit