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The Circlejerk Physically And Verbally Confronted The Person They Believe Was Turtleboy At Monday’s DOJ Meeting

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So we didn’t send anyone down to the Department of Justice meeting on racism in social media at Worcester Tech because this was the agenda:

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This is the part we objected to: “It is also described as a system of oppression based on the socially constructed concept of race exercised by the dominant racial group (whites) over non-dominant racial groups. “

The City of Worcester let it be known before the meeting even began, that the working definition of racism for the “conversation” would be white people exercising racism against people of color. They CLEARLY outlined that white people cannot be the victims of racism, despite the fact that Wanda Alvarez-Eaton, one of the leaders of this movement, said that she “hates white people” on her Facebook the other day:


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You may also recall, that she may or may not be hiding Asian girls in her basement:

You can’t have a fair conversation if the rules for that conversation are unfair. Of course racism can go both ways. Anyone who thinks it’s not possible for you to be immune from being a racist because of the color of your skin is literally the biggest moron who ever lived. Ever. There’s no other way around it. And the City of Worcester is apparently run by gigantic morons, because they subscribe to this hilarious idiocy.

Anyway, things got real interesting when Lindsay Corcoran from tweeted that this was being handed out (by Gordon Davis, who of course was there with his world famous sign):



Now, it’s important to point out that this was not issued by the city of Worcester. However, they did NOTHING to get rid of it. They made no statement in regards to this particular handout and did nothing to get rid of them. Yet they had no problem asking the police to stay out of the public safety meeting two weeks ago. This is the level of insanity that has taken over the city of Worcester.

As you can see in that handout, they make the usual claims as to the sole identity of the person they believe is the “real Turtleboy.” They claim he uses the Facebook name Clarence Woods Emerson, which is weird, because that’s the Facebook name that I use. They also say that I’m Henry Hague, and we’ll see later on that several other of you were accused of being Turtleboy tonight.

Anyway, everything on there we’ve seen before. “The vast majority of his most vocal supporters are white men and women from Worcester and surrounding towns.” First of all, so what? We’re color blind. The only color we see is page views.

Secondly, that’s just not true. Why yesterday our African-American blogger J-Dubs (who many hippies believe is a made up person), published a blog regarding his view of the confederate flag. Are you a person of color reading this right now? Well guess what – you’re wrong!! Did you know that you are more than likely suffering from Rachel Dolezal syndrome? Better get that diagnosed.

Another criticism he wrote was, “He often deletes comments on his blog posts that are contrary to his own opinions.” Weird, because if you’re reading this right now, there’s a very, very good chance that you are blocked from posting on the anonymously run “Communities United Collective” page.

Then there was “he fronts as a sports & entertainment blogger but his stories have focused on waging attacks on local residents, especially civil rights educators/activists, minors as young as 9, and women, including his former student.”

OK, where do we start with this one? How bout the fact that we haven’t fronted as a sports blog for years now. Secondly, we don’t “front” as an entertainment blog – we ARE an entertainment blog. We know this because the Circlejerk can’t stop clicking on them. Are they not entertained? And as for the nine year old we “attacked” please, provide us with documentation of said nine year old. Oh yea, that’s right – that never happened.

My favorite criticism by far was “He tries to garner additional support by promoting charity each week but only as a means to promote himself.” Wait……what???!!! Now you people have a problem with the charity work we do? You think this is some sort of front to get you to not notice all the racism? So you have a problem with us helping people in need now? Apparently we can’t do anything right!!

But I would like to point out something about the Circlejerk, and Joyce McNickles, and Old Balls, and Gordon Davis and the rest. Not once have I ever seen them try to promote a charity or do something good to better the lives of people around them. Not once. They’re very good at calling people racist, shutting down city streets, defaming police officers and teachers, and collecting taxpayer money under the false pretenses of being a “non-profit.” But as for ACTUALLY helping people in the community, they come up short time and time again.”

Blah, blah, blah. More of the same from the Circlejerk. They’re scared and frightened. But as you know, they’ve gone after Aidan in particular pretty hard. His name was on this sheet tonight. So we spoke with him after he saw that sheet of paper and offered a solution to help clear his name.

Basically what we did was write a 50 word blog about that handout, but we held off on publishing it until just the right time. Then we contacted Lindsay Corcoran from on Twitter, and let her know that Aidan would be down there looking for her. When Aidan got down to Worcester Tech and was about to meet with Lindsay he texted me personally. He started doing an interview with Lindsay, and during that time we published the blog at exactly 7:17. Aidan will clue you in on what happened during the conversation, but he didn’t leave there until 8:00 because he was accosted by a gang of rabid hippies. Here’s some time stamped comments from that blog:

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7:20. Aidan was speaking with Lindsay Corcoran and Steven Foskett from the Telegram and Gazette at that time. Obviously this proves that he did not publish the blog. Now you may be saying, “Yea but he could’ve set it all up.” While this is true, the mere fact that someone else not only has access to the administrator role on the dashboard to be able to publish a blog, but also has control of the Turtleboy Twitter account, which was directly communicating with Lindsay Corcoran DURING her interview with Aidan, proves that multiple people have the ability to publish blogs on here. Thus it cannot possibly be the work of a lone blogger.

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So what went down there with Aidan tonight. We decided to speak with him for an exclusive TBS interview. Here is the transcript:

TB: What did you and Lindsay talk about?

AK: I explained to her what I’ve explained previously. Several of my friends write blogs for TBS. After I was libeled by Buffalobruises I saw an opportunity to leave teaching when they offered to pay the rest of my year’s salary in exchange for going away quietly.

I also saw that TBS had built up such a large audience so it would be fun to see if we could turn TBS into a business, instead of just a hobby. So I started a marketing company called “Turtleboy Digital Marketing LLC” (registered with the Sec. of State), and took TBS on as my first client. They’re not my only client, as I’m pretty good with SEO and basic webpage design, and have been hired by other companies as a consultant.

I figured, why not create a marketing alternative to the Telegram and Gazette? One of the problems was that Turtleboy was too much of a jerk. My job is to calm Turtleboy down when he gets out of line, make sure Turtleboy is giving back to the community, and promote Turtleboy on the radio and social media. You’ll notice in the past six months, Turtleboy has calmed down a little bit. Sometimes you guys go a little too far and it’s my job to let you know when your actions could keep away a potential client.

TB: I don’t know what you’re talking about. We never get out of line. Anyway, did you come in contact with any of the hippies?

AK: While I was speaking with Lindsay, a man came over and introduced himself as the son of Wanda Alvarez-Eaton. I told him the truth, which he seemed surprised by because he was under the impression that I am Turtleboy. He also stated that Turtleboy and Masslive were some sort of partners, which Lindsay was very quick to make clear was not the case.

Shortly afterwards I heard a child who could not be older than 8 mocking me. He kept saying “Turtleboy” repeatedly in my direction. I soon noticed that he was being urged on by Wanda Alvarez-Eaton. She soon came over and I offered to shake my hand. Since then I’ve been informed that she said I shake like a girl on her Facebook timeline.

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TB: Did she harass you at all, or did she wanna hear you out?

AK: I couldn’t get a word in. She literally stood there and berated me in my face while calling me Turtleboy. I tried explaining I run a marketing company, but she wanted no part of that. She has convinced herself and there is no changing her mind. That’s when she started talking about my Mom.

TB: Yo Momma?

AK: Yea, she said she was going to “get her politically.” I am not sure what she means by that exactly. I tried being cordial and respectful towards her, but it was a one way street in that regard. She She kept on talking whenever I tried to speak and kept taking pictures of me, and posing for pictures as well by handing off her iPhone to the people she was with.

TB: Wait a minute. She qualifies for public housing and she owns an iPhone? Sounds like America’s a really shittt place to live.

AK: I’ll let you be the judge on that. She also accused me of being several Facebook names, including Owen Murphy, Bret Killoran, Chris Van Vilet, Taylor James Muhammad, and Paula Florentino. There were a few more but those are the ones I remember. She was really mad at me for being Paula Florentino, I’m not sure why but she kept saying something about her. I guess in Wanda’s mind Turtleboy Sports is a blog run by me where I make hundreds of fake Facebook names that then comment on the blogs that I supposedly write. She must think I never sleep.

TB: WTF??!!  I guess everyone’s Turtleboy now. Anyone else talk to you?

AK: Steve Foskett from the Telegram came over. I like Steve’s writing and I’ve been friends with his sister since high school, so I was more than willing to speak with him. Honestly, I don’t even remember what I was saying to him because by then a small crowd was starting to form and Wanda and Marianna Islam were shouting “This is Turtleboy!!!”

TB: Yea she’s probably pissed that we exposed her for manipulating kids into calling their teachers racist. Sucks when you’re a fraud and your cover is blown up like that.

AK: She didn’t seem that bad. At least she listened to me. We talked and I explained the whole story once again. It was clear she didn’t believe me, but at least she listened. However, she was with a white guy, who was probably around 40 years old, who kept telling me what a terrible person I was for writing all these racist things. I have no idea who he was. I introduced myself and said that I am Aidan Kearney and I asked for his name (like you would normally do when introducing yourself) and put my hand out. He refused to shake my hand and refused to tell me his name. I found his to be ironic because he is apparently a person who is angered by the anonymity of Turtleboy, yet he was saying terrible things to me under the veil of anonymity.

One of his biggest complaints that he kept reiterating was that I harass children, print addresses of my former students, and take down comments on the blog. He was really upset about the fact that comments are supposedly taken down by you people.

TB: Hold on….take down comments on the blog? LOL. I think we’ve figured out who “Turtleboy Spurts” is. He’s this guy who probably gives us more page views than the rest of you combined. The irony of him complaining while simultaneously giving us exactly what we want (page views) is fantastic!! Anyway, he is ALWAYS leaving comments about imaginary comments we never took down, just like this mystery white guy did tonight:

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Yea, we definitely don’t have time to monitor the comments all day. If we see something terribly inappropriate we will try to do something about it. But we get hundreds of comments a day, and ain’t nobody got time for that. Certainly we wouldn’t waste our time taking down this fan boy’s comments. Anyway, you can use a fake email when you comment on our blogs, but apparently fanboy here doesn’t realize that and he uses his real email address: Screen Shot 2015-06-22 at 11.13.34 PM

We can also see your IP address when you post too FYI. Here’s his.

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I have no idea where that is but it’s probably pretty easy to figure out. Either way, we don’t really give a shit as long as he keeps clicking on the blogs. Aidan was too nice to this guy. I don’t know how he resisted the urge to call this guy the big fat naniburger that he was.

TB: Anything else?

AK: Yea him and Marianna kept demanding that I give them names of the bloggers. I told them no obviously. What’s the point? They’re going to focus their hatred and venom on me regardless. What’s the purpose of bringing other people into this too? Either way, I’m not afraid to say that I read and like Turtleboy. I wouldn’t be friends with you goons if I didn’t see eye to eye with you. So I view an attack on Turtleboy as an attack on free speech. Why are these people so threatened by a blog? Why don’t they just stop reading it if it angers them so much? What is Turtleboy doing besides exercising free speech? If it was THAT outlandish, then people wouldn’t read it. But apparently people like it for a reason.

Marianna kept telling me that even if I wasn’t the author of these blogs, that I was responsible for selling adspace on there. I told her that this is how I make money to support my family. I guess they’d rather see me become destitute rather than have to read a Turtleboy blog.

They also asked me why I don’t tell people my side of the story. It’s like, what do you want me to do? I don’t write a blog that gets 20,000 page views the day. I don’t have the ability to get my message out there. I could write something on my personal Facebook page, but then only my friends would see it, and they already know the truth.

TB: Was Old Balls there?

AK: I have no idea. It all happened so fast. When Marianna and the mystery man were speaking with me I saw so many familiar faces. Joyce was part of the mob that was basically surrounding me. There were some teenage girls that I recognized from the video in front of City Hall the other day taunting me and taking pictures as well. I was just trying to have a civil conversation with them, but they wanted no part of that.

TB: What’d you expect? These people are terrorists. This is what they do. Their way or the highway, haven’t you figured that out yet?

AK: I only know what I read about them. But one person who really surprised me was City Council candidate Bill Coleman.

TB: Bill “at least I didn’t get last place” Coleman? He was giving you shit too?

AK: He had a Hawaiian shirt on and he kept walking closer and closer to me mocking me and calling me “Turtleboy.” Then he started making fun of my mother, which I thought was in poor taste. I guess I expected a low level of discourse from teenagers and Wanda Alavarez-Eaton. But Bill Coleman is a mainstay in Worcester politics. I’ve voted for this guy before just because I respect his never give up spirit. I was really surprised and disappointed that a guy who wants to serve the city of Worcester on the city council would degrade a Worcester taxpayer and join a mob in the manner that he did.


TB: So how did this shitshow end?

AK: Basically it got to the point where I no longer felt safe. There were at least 20 people who were moving in on me, taunting me, and calling me names. I can take it, but I didn’t know all these people and quite frankly I don’t know what they’re capable of. Luckily there was one guy there who kind of jumped in and protected me in a sense.

TB: Who? Joe Petty?

AK: LOL, no. It was a guy I had never met before named Mesfin Beshir. He was a really cool dude. He introduced himself to me as an Ethopian immigrant. As someone who has lived in a third world country he believed that Joyce McNickles and others were out of line (he was a little more colorful than that with his language). He said that these are the same people who have been collecting free things from the government, and then turn around and blame the government and everyone else for being racist. A lot of people view immigrants as some sort of invading army. Not me though. Almost every immigrant I’ve ever met in this city has been like Mesfin. They know what real struggles are and they’re grateful to be in a country that gives them opportunities that don’t exist in most other countries. Turns out he’s run for City Council before and he passes along the word that he’s a big fan of Turtleboy Sports. I would definitely vote for that guy.

TB: Speaking of voting, have you people had enough of this shit yet? Joe Petty and Ed Augustus have their dirty fingerprints all over this. This whole DOJ shitshow is a mockery, and they signed off on it. The City Council hired Augustus without doing a national search for a City Manager. They just handed him the reigns because he’s one of the good ol’ boys and he knows how to continue politics as usual.

Since then they’ve given into every demand of Joyce McNickles and crew – no cops in the schools (we changed that at least), no cameras in school linked up to the police station, no metal detectors, DOJ coming to Worcester, investigation of Turtleboy Sports for racism, rehiring Lisa Dyer and Melinda Boone while “reassigning” Janice Harvey, no arrests when they blockaded Lincoln Square, clemency for the Kelley Square 4 if they agreed not to break the laws again, the hiring of a six figure “Chief Diversity Officer,” Jen Roy…The list goes on and on.


The bottom line is, we don’t just need people to get mad and write on Facebook. We need an ACTUAL revolution. And that takes place in November at the polls. We’re going to be interviewing candidates shortly to see what their deal is, but you know who we’re behind 100% so far:

Mike Gaffney for Mayor and City Council.

Konnie Lukes for City Council.

Donna Colorio, Cotey Collins, Brian O’Connell, and Diana Biancheria for School Committee.

If we elect these people and a couple others that want to take back our great city from these LUNATICS, then Worcester has the potential to be a great mid-sized American city.

Vote the Turtleboy Ticket in November.

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93 Comment(s)
  • Akon
    June 24, 2015 at 8:46 am

    On her Facebook is a picture of the “confrontation”…it’s sad to be so immature at whatever age she is. Tell me if I’m wrong but she reminds me of yzma from emperor’s new groove.

  • GoneWest
    June 23, 2015 at 7:12 pm

    I’d give Spurts / Jeffrey Neal the BuffaloBruises treatment but I’m above that.

  • June 23, 2015 at 6:28 pm

    Hey, Spurts… Did you realize for all the words you’ve pumped into reponses to this post, you could have started your own blog and generated some readers for yourself, rather than giving TurtleBoy and myself a bigger audience?

    Now…where’s that white girl with the sweet ass?

    • Jill
      June 23, 2015 at 6:51 pm

      I’m at Aunt Dots sucking back tube steaks with another commenter. Come join us. The sauce isn’t so bad. The tossed salad has fruit flies.

      • COB
        June 24, 2015 at 12:39 am

        Baby, it might be the SoCo 100 talkin’, but I think Im in love! 😀

      • June 24, 2015 at 9:42 am

        I would love to, but as the “token African-American” here at TBS, I’m officially an endangered species and am kept in an undisclosed location.

  • rumpis
    June 23, 2015 at 2:01 pm

    Wanda is a hypocrite and a sexist asshole…

    Also, TB needs a cheat sheet of who all these people are… I will vote the turtle boy ticket for sure if I get more info on the both sides…to many people, too many wackos, too little time.

    And I thought this was one of the more sophisticated and well written blogs to date.

  • President Matt
    June 23, 2015 at 11:32 am

    An illuminating post thank you for sharing it.

    I sincerely hope that you will attend our meeting this Thursday at the Canal (65 Water Street). I believe that our members can learn a lot from any representative that you choose to send.

    Matt O’Brien

    • TurtleBoySpurts
      June 23, 2015 at 12:06 pm

      The Worcester Tea Party? Dude, where have you been? It’s likely that your members and the Turtles are already mostly one and the same, so I doubt there’s much learning to be had. I suppose you could explore such topics as which bed linens make the best hoods, or which wood will make the crosses burn the longest. And, if you want, ol’ COB will tongue-punch your fart box too.

      • President Matt
        June 23, 2015 at 12:26 pm

        Thank you for making me feel welcome.

      • COB
        June 23, 2015 at 12:37 pm

        Now wait a minute, I’ve got no problem with bone-smugglers, but my tongue-punching skills are reserved for the ladies only! 😀

        • TurtleBoySpurts
          June 23, 2015 at 12:48 pm

          Well, maybe President Matt can channel his inner Caitlyn while you’re making him feel welcome. The stars all look pretty much the same from your preferred perspective. The rest has mostly to do with diet.

      • JS
        June 23, 2015 at 1:11 pm

        What well educated, upper-middle class person is completely free to comment battle in a blog all day on a Tuesday? Nevermind that you literally used the term “fart box” – pathetic.

        • TurtleBoySpurts
          June 23, 2015 at 1:58 pm

          Give me a break. How small is your mind that everybody has to fit into a M-F, 9-to-5 box? I’d peg you to be more on the working/middle class line yourself, socio-economically, with that worldview. Funny the ways in which we give ourselves away.

          With respect to “fart box”, you’re obviously new here to the sewer, JS, so I’ll cut you some slack. Read back through the comments and you’ll see that I’m simply following the lead of the Turtles, who set the precedent long before I arrived. Ask COB, who’s one of the regular Turtles here. He’s the one who got the whole, “tongue punching a fart box”, thing going. You might say it’s his signature line. And the rest of the Turtles encourage such behavior on a regular basis.

          When in Rome, I always say. So, lighten up, Francis, and save the snootiness, ’cause this blog ain’t about high-minded debate, and never has been. Oh my God, did this well-educated, upper-middle class guy just say, “ain’t”. Well, don’t that fucking beat all?

          • The Philistine
            June 23, 2015 at 2:44 pm

            Seems the fartbox joke is between two people more often than not. It’s old, honestly.

          • JS
            June 23, 2015 at 2:52 pm

            You dont know a anything about me and the fact that you’ve already convinced yourself ice “given my self away” just proves your small mindedness. I know plenty of people just lke you. Nothing going on in their own lives they worry so much about others.

          • JS
            June 23, 2015 at 2:57 pm

            And you’ve given yourself away as the loser that you are. Spending your ENTIRE day on a blog you obviously disagree with trying to stir the pot for attention, youre obviously not getting laid and that in itself is sad. Regardless who you are.

          • Black
            June 23, 2015 at 3:13 pm

            it must be awful to have dried up raisins ….. so frustrated all that time that you keep saying the “f” word and hoping it will happen like in your wet dreams. heard your SO wants a real man instead of a frustrated, old curmudgeon with raisins.

            Rock On, TB!

        • TurtleBoySpurts
          June 23, 2015 at 3:18 pm

          Oh, that’s just not true, JS. If you’ll take a moment to catch up on some of the conversation above you’ll see that Jill’s chimed in and is thinking she’d like me, or ol’ COB, to tongue-punch her allegedly very lovely, very round ass, so I’d say your assessment of my sex life, and what you imagine this blog to be, is way off base. Face it dude, you’re in the wrong place. Are you by any chance with that Tea Party guy who seemed to wander in here by mistake earlier?

          • JS
            June 23, 2015 at 3:30 pm

            Kid, you’re a mess.

            Ps. Re read her comment. She said you WOULD. Thats NOT an invitation.

          • Jill
            June 23, 2015 at 4:06 pm

            Thank you JS! My comment was tongue in cheek either way (pun intended).

            This blog and most of it’s commenters are the balls. My new favorite site to visit. I do have to ask why some people spend copious amounts of time reading and commenting on a blog they claim to hate? Time is money in my world.

          • Chris Seith
            June 23, 2015 at 3:46 pm

            Funny how your a white guy who uses the n word on the internet and lives in the suburbs.

          • JS
            June 23, 2015 at 4:12 pm

            My point exactly. Why do you? I read it because I enjoy it. I agree with it. If you dont, pound sand. No one is forcing you to read and then be a dick. Time stamps prove you’ve been here ALL DAY … soo too bad they arent paying you. Hahaha im done. I have a husband to fuck.

  • Jill
    June 23, 2015 at 10:19 am

    Hey TurtleBoySpurts — why is Gambone a racist?? I read his comment a few times to try and figure out where you came up with that assumption. Damned if I could find it. Before you attempt to try and put me on blast I should tell you that I do have a college degree and make a shit load of money because I am intelligent (oh and probably because I am a white woman with a sweet ass). I really would like to know why he’s a racist in your eyes? Are you one of those people who throw that word around when someone doesn’t agree with you or are you just a fuck?

    • TurtleBoySpurts
      June 23, 2015 at 10:49 am

      Stevie Hambone has track record of freely sharing his worldview that extends back to long before TBS was even a twinkle in Ay Kay’s eye, so you’re wrong in your assumption that I arrived at a conclusion based on this particular comment of his. That should clear up your confusion. Oh, and sorry to burst your bubble sweetie, but if you’re a white woman you most certainly don’t have a sweet ass, though I’m sure ol’ COB will be around to tell you he’d happily tongue-punch it.

      • Jill
        June 23, 2015 at 1:04 pm

        I was not confused. I was curious. HUGE difference. You would tongue punch my ass if you saw it too. Trust me, it’s sweet and FINALLY in style. But I digress. I am not sure who ol’COB is ( I am new to this blog), but if he wants to tongue punch my ass he needs to wait. I’m holding out for TB himself.

        • TurtleBoySpurts
          June 23, 2015 at 3:21 pm

          Sorry to break the bad news, Jill, but TB’s married. Looks like you’re going to have to settle for ol’ COB. I’d say give him a shot, he seems eager.

        • COB
          June 23, 2015 at 3:55 pm

          Mmm baby! Meet me at Auntie Dot’s tonight. The special is a tubesteak platter with a delicious manglaze! As for the salad, I’ll be tossing it all night long! HEY-OOH! :D:D:D

          • Jill
            June 23, 2015 at 4:37 pm

            COB–see you in 20! Gotta skip the the man glaze though. My uvula has been acting up. I will be the blonde chick with the ass and a tan line on my left ring finger.

          • Devils Mouthpiece
            June 24, 2015 at 7:37 am


    • COB
      June 23, 2015 at 12:14 pm

      I’ll do it

  • June 23, 2015 at 10:03 am

    Turtle Boy…how many times have I warned you about calling me “African-American,” you asshole?

    • Wabbitt
      June 23, 2015 at 10:42 am

      Sorry Dubsy, but TB doesn’t fear a figment of our collective imagination.

    • TurtleBoySpurts
      June 23, 2015 at 10:54 am

      That’s right, Turtle Boy, J-Dub’s clearly transracial. He’s an imaginary black man trapped in a white blogger’s body.

      • StickinToMyOpinion
        June 23, 2015 at 11:52 am

        “imaginary black man trapped in a white blogger’s body” You would know all about that Baldino. Frickin’ psychopath.

        • TurtleBoySpurts
          June 23, 2015 at 12:09 pm

          Aw, did grumpy poop his pants again? All I can figure, dude, is that Carlo was responsible for your repeating a grade or two, because your BDS is off the fucking charts. But, being the moron you clearly are, you’ll no doubt be stickin’ to your opinion even though you’re wrong. That’s the Conservative way.

          • StickinToMyOpinion
            June 23, 2015 at 1:19 pm

            SpurtsBaldino- ah, “repeating a grade or two” Interestingly transparent. See my post up a ways. The one where I out you. (insert wink)

      • June 23, 2015 at 6:15 pm

        I’d rather be trans-racial than trans-intellectual. Maybe you haven’t realized this, but every one of your comments drives up our clicks by about 500. Bring on all your buddies; your idea of destruction will have this site making our house payments in no time.

        • Wabbitt
          June 23, 2015 at 6:26 pm

          He doesn’t understand how racism works, do you really think Jeff is going to understand internet based marketing?

    • Jafreese
      June 23, 2015 at 4:57 pm

      I hate using that term because if I see a black guy that I don’t know, how can I assume he’s African and American?

  • JS
    June 23, 2015 at 9:35 am

    Jeffrey Neal.. like, Neal Law Offices in Sturbridge / Fiskdale?

    • TurtleBoySpurts
      June 23, 2015 at 10:42 am

      Ah, an intrepid explorer. Thanks for proving my point. You should give the office a call and see if you can find out. 😉

      • JS
        June 23, 2015 at 11:58 am

        I drive by everyday on my way to work. I honestly dont care who or where you are, nor what you have to say. That being said, your page views are appreciated :-*

  • TurtleBoySpurts
    June 23, 2015 at 8:47 am

    Well, if you know that much then you know I’m not Baldino. So, who am I, fuck face?

    • Finnish Goalie
      June 23, 2015 at 8:52 am

      You’re an enigma, wrapped in a riddle.

      • TurtleBoySpurts
        June 23, 2015 at 9:14 am

        Indeed. I’m also smart enough to not be intimidated by the empty attempt to silence me by publishing my IP address and my “real” email address. I’m sure some of you morons have already been scouring the phone book and the internet trying to figure it out. I’d venture that I’ll gather far more intel on Turtles than I’ll give up as people come knocking on those doors.

        • Rena
          June 23, 2015 at 9:40 am

          Phone book?? Do they still make those things????

          • TurtleBoySpurts
            June 23, 2015 at 10:40 am

            Time to come out of mommy’s basement.

    • Mark
      June 23, 2015 at 10:57 am

      You are a troll who most likely lives in his mothers basement and contributes nothing to society. Just because mommy and daddy are successful doesn’t mean you can call yourself upper middle class.

  • Jim Fenner
    June 23, 2015 at 7:36 am

    I noticed Womag (Quinn) won’t mention turtleboy in its latest propaganda article about the “fed race meetings”.
    Another victory for TB!

  • Steve Gambone
    June 23, 2015 at 7:02 am

    Turtleboy is the main reason for the DoJ meetings. If Turtleboy had shutdown last year the Feds wouldn’t have bothered coming to Worcester. That’s why the meetings themselves are a win for the Turtleboy team.

    The politically correct Hippies don’t know how to handle an opponent who stands up to them. When their Fascist bullying tactics didn’t work they called in the ‘bigger’ federal guns. Now that the meetings are a failure it should get interesting.

    • TurtleBoySpurts
      June 23, 2015 at 9:22 am

      Stevie Hambone, you flying that Confederate battle flag over your compound yet, you racist tool?

  • Jill
    June 23, 2015 at 6:41 am

    These are the same people that demand respect and peace in the city? Its always the ones that incite the BS that claim to be doing it for the greater good. Why doesn’t Wanda wear her “bud” clothes to these meetings? She’s a punk ass. If you can’t beat them-threaten their mom’s?? This chick needs a job. I would like my .7 cents back from her welfare check that my taxes contributed to. Keep pissing them off TB.

    • Wabbitt
      June 23, 2015 at 6:24 pm

      If she got a job she might actually have to support herself.

    • StickinToMyOpinion
      June 23, 2015 at 6:54 pm

      Jill- Your last comment (below) didn’t have “reply” to click on. so I’m replying here.
      Yes, you’ve been bantering with the one and only Baldino the Psychopath.

  • Jafreese
    June 23, 2015 at 6:40 am

    They need to define “power” in that racist equation. Physical/verbal intimidation = power. But I’m sure that won’t fiti to their agenda

    • Steve Gambone
      June 23, 2015 at 7:09 am

      Jafreese the dolts don’t realize their little equation puts them in the position of power which combines with their prejudice to prove they are the racists in those meetings.

  • Wooter
    June 23, 2015 at 5:14 am

    When is Ryan Fattman going to announce that he is running for Jim McGovern’s congressional seat?

    If you want to take on the Shamrocks, you’ve got to get the king first. Somehow, I don’t see this ever happening anytime soon…. Until then it is all just talk.

    • Finnish Goalie
      June 23, 2015 at 7:33 am

      Fattman needs seasoning in the State’s upper chamber. If he can hold onto it.

    • TurtleBoySpurts
      June 23, 2015 at 8:59 am

      Fattman doesn’t have what it takes. He’s an opportunist whose only real goal is to become the next generation of career politician so he never has to work a real job. He and his trophy wife are happily sucking on the government teat. He doesn’t give a fuck about his constituents.

      • Finnish Goalie
        June 23, 2015 at 9:08 am

        The trophy wife he met in high school that’s the same age?

        • TurtleBoySpurts
          June 23, 2015 at 10:39 am

          You’re right, she’s not really all that much of a trophy. I’d be willing to bet that the government teat is the only thing she’s ever sucked on.

          • Finnish Goalie
            June 23, 2015 at 10:49 am

            The stakes?

      • Vanderbooger
        June 23, 2015 at 10:47 am

        I do have to agree with you about the uselessness of the Fattmans. Stephanie is a useless law student elected to a useless position. And then Ryan… oh my God. Can that guy walk and chew gum at the same time?

        • TurtleBoySpurts
          June 23, 2015 at 11:16 am

          And yet they’re the darlings of the TB crowd. Tells you all you need to know. I do have to hand it to the Fattmans, though, because they were smart enough to blow the right dog whistles to play the Central MA hillbillies all the way to a seat on the state gravy train. They must wet themselves laughing about it.

          • The Philistine
            June 23, 2015 at 2:35 pm

            Has Fattman been mentioned much here? Wish Moore got one more term for that extra bacon.

        • Strata
          June 23, 2015 at 12:00 pm

          I’m sure your much more successful in your personal life than Ryan. LOL …. Is that why your bitter?

  • Clive's not racist, just ask him.
    June 23, 2015 at 5:01 am

    That Wanda is one ugly troll in that uni-suit thing, it must have been made by the Asians in her basement. Still posting in all caps too, I see.

  • Whaaat?
    June 23, 2015 at 4:45 am

    I still can’t believe that the mayor etc. have buckled under to the intimidation tactics of the Circle Jerk. It’s embarrassing, really. I have to assume that after this shit show folds its tent, the dust will settle with nothing changed – except we will have images of Worcester’s trashier citizens to remember it by. What an embarrassment for the heart of the commonwealth.

    • President Matt
      June 23, 2015 at 10:40 am

      I fear you are wrong, this “dog-and-pony-show” is going to serve as justification for Federally imposed changes in city governance.

  • Carlo's Daddy
    June 23, 2015 at 4:23 am

    Turtleboy…..Keep fighting the good fight, Bro!!!

    I’m 100% behind the TB ticket in November. As you know, I no longer live in Worcester, but I have many friends and relatives who still do. My friends and family are now converted to TB and so are many of their friends and family……the revolution continues to grow!!! I have gone as far as introducing Turtleboy to 2 potential advertisers. One is a current supporter, the other is on the way!! I encourage you all to try to uncover more advertisers as well. This is good not only for TB, but also for growing the business of the advertiser!!!!

    Ride on TB….we’re behind, in front and around you with support…..fuck the Circlejerk!!!! Can’t wait for November!!!

  • FM
    June 23, 2015 at 4:05 am

    If it weren’t for Masslive and that hysterical Wanda person, I would have never discovered this blog. Bookmarked!

  • Wabbitt
    June 23, 2015 at 3:00 am

    That IP is from Fiskdale, which is in Sturbridge.

    So I guess Spurts isn’t Old Balls, but he’s still a carpet bagger poking his nose into the business of a place he doesn’t even live. I mean, I don’t live in Worcester either, but I’m at least from there originally. Jeffrey Neal is probably some upper middle class, suburban white dude who thinks he’s intimately familiar with the plight of the urban black man because he has Do the Right Thing and Boyz N the Hood on Blu-Ray.

    And I really hope I was one of the names bandied about as a Turtleboy alias. My mother will be so surprised to find out her son is really Turtleboy in disguise.

    • TurtleBoySpurts
      June 23, 2015 at 8:55 am

      So, you can tell from my IP address that I’m not originally from Worcester? Fucking moron. And what’s wrong with upper middle class? It’s pretty fucking awesome. You could have been too, if you’d worked hard and gotten a good education. And you’re most certainly white, so you had that privilege going for you already. Once again we see this blue-collar, hate those with money, attitude rear it’s ugly head on the pages of TBS. I’ve seen TB express the same disdain for those living in well-heeled communities here in MA. Why do Turtles hate the rich???

      • Non Sequitor
        June 23, 2015 at 9:51 am

        Ohhhhhhh Jeffie-poo,

        Why such guilt? Guilt over a good education? Guilt over being upper middle class? So you have to make up for it by considering yourself diverse? Too many things handed to you maybe?

        I’m turtleboy, upper middle class, well educated and white. Yet I have no guilt. And I have no regrets calling ’em as I see ’em.

        And I see reverse racism as a serious money making machine for those turtleboy outs.

        And straighten your tie, boy. You’re a bit unkempt.

        • TurtleBoySpurts
          June 23, 2015 at 10:23 am

          No, I feel not the least bit of guilt for accumulating and enjoying the fruits of my hard work. And no, none of it was handed to me. Interesting that you should intimate that, as TB leans on that same notion quite a bit when he’s tearing down upper-middle class folk from well-to-do towns. I would expect a well-educated person who’d read a bit of TB would have already noted his regular disdain for those better off than himself, so you may want to ease up on that claim.

        • TurtleBoySpurts
          June 23, 2015 at 10:23 am

          And, Jeffie-poo? Really? You bullies are so fucking unimaginative.

      • Wabbitt
        June 23, 2015 at 10:44 am

        No, I’m inferring from your high-handed rhetoric and insane need to be proven to be “one of the good ones” that you’re not originally from Worcester, you braying jackass. Your IP only shows where you post from, which lends credence to the theory.

        • TurtleBoySpurts
          June 23, 2015 at 11:09 am

          So, now the argument is, I think differently than you do so I can’t originally be from Worcester? And a rehashing of your already debunked IP theory to back it up? I stand corrected. You’re a COMPLETE fucking moron.

          • JoeMomma
            June 23, 2015 at 11:14 am

            Somebody must be looking in a mirror……

          • Wabbitt
            June 23, 2015 at 6:21 pm

            And yet again since he can’t actually refute any of my inferences, Jeff reverts to personal attacks.

            Mind set of a child at work.

      • clives doorag top convertable
        June 23, 2015 at 8:40 pm

        Sturbridge?? lmao. A privelaged white guilter who never really knew what the hood was all about. Why don’t you do yourself a favor and rent a pad down around Providence or Mott street and tell me if you feel the same about your fellow “environmentalist.” Your comrade diversity celebrating democrat voters! You fools tried this crap in Detroit and all the other democrat utopias. Give it up, your not gettin wormtown without a big fight.

    • StickinToMyOpinion
      June 23, 2015 at 12:28 pm

      Don’t be fooled- Spurts is Baldino. There are several ways to show a different IP and that psychopath has tried them all. His reference to “Stevie Hambone” originated in one of his T&G blogs. His reference, here, to me, as “StickinToMy Undies, he used in a T&G comment, and the comment was removed. His writing style, his ranting outbursts, are the same, except, he’s allowed to take it to another level of filth here.

      • The Philistine
        June 23, 2015 at 1:42 pm

        The obsession that some of you have over who this is in reality is almost as sad as the obsession they have with proving who turtle boy is. Though at least you all don’t appear to put little kids on your protest line.

      • TurtleBoySpurts
        June 23, 2015 at 3:11 pm

        Hahaha… All you’ve proven is that you’ve had me confused with Baldino then, as now. I’m fascinated, though, by how much you want me, almost need me, to be him. It borders on pathological. I would say, if I were your psychoanalyst, that there’s a whole lot of transference going on here. It doesn’t matter that it’s not true, you just need to believe it is so you can vent your rage. Man, oh man, what did that guy do to you?

        • StickinToMyOpinion
          June 23, 2015 at 5:05 pm

          Carlo,Carlo, Carlo, true to form Carlo. Keep coming back for more, but, we all get it, you’ve been banned, like, everywhere, and despite your hatred for TB, here you are, helping him to be the #1 blogger! TB, the King of all bloggers! Want you? YOU? Yeah, all the women here want a 75 year old raisin(and from the looks of the photo TB provides us with, it appears you just may have bigger boobs than most of us.) At least you’ve smartened up and stopped flaunting your real name, although, I’m sure my family’s law firm has passed it on!

          • Jill
            June 23, 2015 at 5:29 pm

            Sorta new to this blog but are you all implying that Spurts is Carlo Baldino–the dude that used to write a blog on like the Mass Moms section of the telegram? The dude that commented on damn near every article ever written in the history of the telegrams online service? Didn’t he have like the most pretentious Bio on that rag as well? Please tell me this isn’t the same man I have been joking around with about my ass about? Please.

  • RJ
    June 23, 2015 at 1:04 am

    I guess I just don’t understand the fascination with knowing who Turtleboy is. It’s a neat gimmick. Anonymous pseudonym. Neat. Doesn’t make the ideas any more or less right, and knowing (or thinking you know) who TB is doesn’t discredit the blog in any way. The ideas are still the ideas. The statements are the statements. If you can’t attack the ideas, attacking the person isn’t an intellectually honest substitute.

    • JoeMomma
      June 23, 2015 at 6:53 am

      I am TurtleBoy….and I was nowhere near the Woo last night.

  • turtle boys momma
    June 23, 2015 at 12:15 am

    Turtleboy, maybe if you didn’t come late, you would have heard the city make an announcement regarding the material that was not handed out by them. Other than that what the hell is the rest of this bullshit post about? Your interviewing yourself?

    • Jimmy Nathanson
      June 23, 2015 at 12:56 am

      I agree with TB’s Momma – this was way too long to post an insult relevant to the material. You should include:
      – more pictures to keep readers engaged throughout
      – an outline of the material (bullet-points perhaps)

      One cannot be expected to both scam the government (taxpayer) and deflect attention on the fly – this was built up through years of corruption!

      • GoneWest
        June 23, 2015 at 1:21 am

        You must be guy who designed that hand out

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