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The EBT SqualorBunny Squad Has Flocked To Defend Fall River’s Finest Citizen Sentenced For Shooting Near A Middle School And The Comments Are Pure Ratchet Gold


Let me introduce you all to this fine, upstanding young Rhodes scholar. His name is Gianni Carter-Joyner, AKA “Lazer Blu” and he is really going places.


….And by “places”, of course, I mean, “Walpole State Prison for the next year-and-a-half to two years”.

Fall River Reporter: 

“A 24-year-old Fall River man who was involved in a mid-day shooting incident near the Morton Middle School in Fall River was sentenced to serve three-and-half to four-and-a-half years in state prison after pleading guilty this week to a litany of firearm-related crimes, Bristol County District Attorney Thomas M. Quinn III announced.

According to Gregg Miliote of the Bristol County District Attorney’s Office, Gianni Carter-Joyner pleaded guilty on Monday in Fall River Superior Court to indictments charging him with four counts of attempted assault and battery by discharge of a firearm, and one count each of possessing a large capacity feeding device and unlawful possession of ammunition.

On August 18, 2017, the defendant acted as a look-out/signaler for an incident on Weetamoe Street where an unidentified shooter fired several rounds at two occupied cars. The cars’ occupants had been at the Morton Middle School parking lot. As the cars pulled out of the lot, shots were fired. No one was struck but a home suffered damage. Occupants in the cars were uncooperative and would not identify the defendant. A neighbor saw the defendant, whom he recognized,, and said he gave a thumbs-up to the shooter prior to him shooting at the cars.

Then, on August 29, 2017, Fall River Police officers performed a motor vehicle stop of the defendant for speeding, and no inspection sticker. While verifying that the defendant’s license was suspended, officers saw the defendant reaching over to his right hand side, and then putting up his hoodie. During an inventory search of the vehicle, a large capacity magazine (15 round capacity) loaded with 10 rounds of live ammunition was located in a backpack on the passenger side backseat floor.

The case was prosecuted by Assistant District Attorney Michael Cahillane and the prison sentence was imposed by Judge Renee Dupuis.

“The defendant assisted the shooter in a brazen daytime shooting that could have had grave consequences. He was later stopped while in possession of a loaded magazine,” District Attorney Quinn said. “With a prior firearms conviction, he clearly is a danger to the community and needs to be locked up. Fortunately, he was held without bail as a danger to the public before his guilty plea.​” “

What are the odds that this incident was the closest Lazer Blu over here has been to a school in the last fifteen years or so?


Nonetheless, Mr. Blu’s continued incarceration is clearly a crushing blow to the community, and so the most productive members available at 11:30am on a Wednesday flocked to the comments of the Fall River Reporter’s post to defend his good name and lament the tragic temporary loss of this pillar of the community.


I think everyone should listen to Tasha, she seems like an expert in class, integrity, and the English language.


Yeah, we’re clearly not dealing with a “real” criminal here,







Simmer down, Piggy Azalea. I’m sure his kid’s mother will figure out how to put dog filters on the baby and ignore his cries the other 3/4 of the day just fine on her own.


Besides, when one picture lifted off you Facebook is able to highlight everything you have to offer in this life, your opinion is invalid.


That’s tits and a disheveled section 8 apartment, homegirl. That’s all you got, and barely. Hush now.


Karmah claims to not even know this guy, but I suppose she had to show up to go “free muh boi”, because her mother named her “Karmah”.

I think it’s in the Fall River bylaws somewhere.


And she needed to fill her busy day of being an unemployed single mom, anyway.


Time well spent, Karmah. Time well spent.


But the real star of the show is this magnificent example of pedigree Ratchet Royalty.


Who was incensed over the level of disrespect shown to her baby daddy, just because he participated in a shooting in a school zone and got off with a sentence so lenient even the city of Fall River was displeased.


Thank you for that reasonable explanation, Queen Flea. The people outside the welfare den where you litter of crotch fruit sleep were “acting crazy”, so your boyfriend Lava Lamp Purple decided to sneak off and act as a lookout so his degenerate pals could start shooting at houses. Seems legit.



This is definitely the face of a rabid cheesehog who will slap you for disrespecting her baby daddy – make no mistake.


This isn’t her first time waiting out a bid in the comments section, I’d put money on it.


This chick clearly has an abundance of three things. Time,

Don’t be coy, you have nothing but time every day.



Trash talk,


And Tittoos.


Unfortunately for Strobe Light Yellow, though, it would appear that her loyalty doesn’t extend much further than the Facebook comments section of the local newspaper during regular business hours everyone else spends working.


What a crying shame. We’ll see you the same time next year, ladies, when Lightbulb Orange violates the terms of his parole!

24 Comment(s)
  • Ghetto Morons
    March 7, 2019 at 7:35 am

    What a bunch of loosers. All of them. Line them up and shoot them.

  • Burlando Castile
    March 6, 2019 at 11:58 pm

    I’d hate to live ion the town of Sutton, MA. Now you got suttin to cry ‘bout

    March 6, 2019 at 9:15 pm

    The battleship USS Massachusetts is docked in Fall River. What will it take to get the gun turrets operating?

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      March 7, 2019 at 12:53 pm

      You bring the shells and I’ll bring the gun grease

      Almost sounds sexual.

      Guns aimed at Fall River? YES SIR!

      Fire free!!!

  • MrSmiley
    March 6, 2019 at 8:13 pm

    Francis is Randall. Randall is Francis. Dont worry Fall River! Mayor Correia will save the day! Fall River will have it’s own “renaissance” hahahaha juuust kidding! That place is like the Chicago of Mass.

    • Gimme the Filet o' Fall River
      March 7, 2019 at 9:13 am

      This is why Mayor Correia lives in Bridgewater.

    March 6, 2019 at 7:49 pm

    Leeemmeee tell yall suttin, his a gewd boi, his dindo nuffin fa reil fa reil 100% emoji. I sewers ons dawgs, tittoos, sexchin 8th dens, kimmel towz, annah mi kunt munniezz his dinz do nuffinz yo. Hiz rilly iza gewd boiz, yall no whaaa iz bees saizinn.

    I feel like one of those pumpkin spice mafia checks right now. I just like literally like cant even like like right now like.

    God almighty, please make it stop! I think the earth and the normal inhabitants have had enough.

    On that note, I’m going to go eat my straight from the farm, free range, grass fed steak, The one with out all the hormones, by products, fillers & nitrates. Maybe that’s why they are all bat shit crazy. I think its because they cant afford to eat good healthy food. That’s fine by me, they have taken everything else from us. They wont take our forty dollar steaks though!

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    March 6, 2019 at 7:14 pm

    10 minutes of my life gone, I’m stupider for readings these dullards comments and now I’m blind….fucking great

  • franklin Baxley takes it in the ass
    March 6, 2019 at 5:31 pm

    what kind of faggot beats women?
    Franklin Baxley fagboy

  • No Dress Code Required
    March 6, 2019 at 4:55 pm

    He should get five years for those shoes alone.

  • Francis Sidebottom’s Alter Ego
    March 6, 2019 at 4:45 pm

    If MLK saw what the future was going to look like for ghetto blacks in the next 50 years at his DC speech, he would have stayed home.

  • Batman
    March 6, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    Jesus Christ anyone got a ratchet to English translation book. Wtf are they talkin bout??? Anyways, yo, free muh boi.

  • Vic
    March 6, 2019 at 4:42 pm

    I would spray them milk jugs with some extra cream

  • Krista Vilela How We love Thee
    March 6, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    Boy, that is fucking loyalty. Do you know how many times GaaniC, as we call him on the street, has bitch slapped that hoe so many times, I once saw him beef fuck her up the side of the head so hard, she was referring to herself as “Sally” for almost 3 days. In addition, GaaniC has banged so many other chicks while she search the carpet for left over rocks, she has lent her Mass health card out for some community parental parenthood action. THAT IS ONE LOYAL woman. Not sure why she’s using a C, I’ve always known her to be Krista. She got a Trannie brother named Justin and a brown bag drunk dad named Al. Poor kid has had it hard, she’s gagged so much Fall River And New Bedford cock for quarters, she makes Rene Sturgeon look like an Angel. Wheel chair charlie used to get full BBBJs and Card board glory holes from Crista. She has been champ though, came back strong. She definitely tickles and kisses the balls before spitting in the sock.

  • Bill Cosby
    March 6, 2019 at 4:30 pm

    What a bunch of animals I can’t understand how anyone lives like that

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    March 6, 2019 at 4:18 pm

    Good chance he won’t make it out alive. If he survives prison, he will get it our on the street. Fucking savage

  • Street rat
    March 6, 2019 at 4:14 pm

    Jigaboos… Straight up. The pics of “the boys” says it all

  • Y
    March 6, 2019 at 4:11 pm

    This guy’s 24?! That’s a hard 24. He reminds me of Samuel L. Jackson in Coming to America:

  • Francis Sidebottom
    March 6, 2019 at 3:47 pm

    Turtle turd back to the rescue from behind the keyboard of safety to publicly shame people the turd doesn’t personally know all in order to make a quick buck and feel superior to those he believes to be less than him

    • Y
      March 6, 2019 at 4:08 pm

      Franklin, when do we get to read about your lawsuit against Turtleboy, and when do you plan to release the podcast?

    • mopey63
      March 6, 2019 at 4:48 pm

      Because he IS superior to you Franklin. Yo, you jealous bro? Pretty sure in his superiority he has no records of assault and following women around berating them. Anything else you can come up??

      • I got your March Madness, banging ur fiancé ha ha ha
        March 6, 2019 at 6:27 pm

        Its what a lot of white women are thinking, NFL, NBA coincidence???? Girls night out thank you for your fiancé and raise my children ha ha ha. Eat shit U raciss

        • Captain Trips
          Captain Trips
          March 7, 2019 at 3:11 pm

          Let’s see if she is so sure 20 years from now when stuck with fatherless kids, no support, and STD’s that the man ‘forgot to mention he had’

          Good luck sweetie. With your bad language no one else would date you anyway

        • SMDH but the rage remains
          March 9, 2019 at 12:27 am

          This one needs an icepick to the cerebellum, hopefully before she breeds.
          I have nothing against anyone that is in a mixed relationship. Love is supposed to be blind, right?
          My problem is with these scumbag mudsharks. Hated them ever since the service. They speak English till a brother comes around then they turn on their fake AF shuck n jive bullshit and you can barely understand their jabbering drivel. They think like this cunt in the video, praising the BBC like penile pagan trash.
          Got no use for these pigs and I wouldn’t lose a minute of sleep over their demise.
          I am normally a nice person but there is something about these vile beasts that pushes the big red button in my rage center.

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