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We’ve made a lot of notable enemies over the years at Turtleboy Sports. St. Bonaventure University, Buffalo, the Circljerk, and people who like the Big E are some of the more notable foes. Now you can add the entire town of Colrain, MA to that list
Because apparently our blog about the nudnik who was arrested for driving drunk all over the Mohawk Trail on his rims, has rubbed Colrainians the wrong way:
So much Colrain butthurt. Newsflash – Turtleboy Sports reports facts only. This is what Colrain you see when you drive around Colrain:
It’s a dumpy looking town. That’s a scientific fact. Embrace it and own it. To make matters worse there isn’t a Walmart for 30 miles because Franklin County has so many hippies who hate capitalism and are obsessed with protecting random animal’s breeding grounds.
It’s only a town of 1,500 people, but as you can see, Colrain blowback is nevertheless quite a sight. Anyway, it got us thinking. There’s 350 other towns and cities that are not Worcester in this state, and we’d like to start profiling them. The more random the better. Fox 25 News does a Zip Trip, where they pick a town in Massachusetts to visit and they show you around town. Here’s our idea:
- Turtle riders nominate their town for a Turtleboy zip trip.
- Turtleboy staff takes a bone ride out to check out your town and 5-10 other surrounding towns.
- We take pictures and rank them in order from nicest to crappiest.
We’ll go to Rhode Island, Connecticut and parts of New Hampshire too. Leave a comment on here or on Facebook, or email us, or send us a message on Facebook if you think your town should be the next Colrain.
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