Looks like the Patriots season climaxed with a happy ending in more ways than one…..
Jupiter, FL police chief confirms NE Patriots owner Robert Kraft charged in prostitution ring bust
— Jesse Rodriguez (@JesseRodriguez) February 22, 2019
New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft, one of the most powerful men in American football, was charged today on two counts of soliciting prostitution in connection to a recent law enforcement bust on massage parlors in Florida that, according to law enforcement, were used for prostitution and human trafficking. The news comes a few weeks after the Patriots won their sixth Super Bowl and days after Kraft appeared at the NBA All-Star game.
In a press conference Friday morning, Jupiter Police chief Daniel Kerr said Kraft was charged with two counts of soliciting prostitution, and that a warrant for his arrest is with the state’s attorney’s office and will be sent to Kraft’s home in Massachusetts. Kerr said there is video evidence of Kraft involved in sex acts in a massage parlor on two occasions. Twenty-five people total were charged with soliciting prostitution at the Orchids of Asia spa in Jupiter.
An Asian Spa?? That counts as a prostitution sting?? Half the population of Rhode Island is shitting their pants right now. The guy’s wife is dead and he’s got millions of dollars to blow, and we’re destroying his reputation because womb broom got rubbed? At least Tom Brady knows he’s not the only one in the organization accused of getting his balls deflated.
Oh, and this place keeps lists too….
Here is a list of all the men being charged: pic.twitter.com/mF09srw4PU
— Ali Schmitz (@SchmitzMedia) February 22, 2019
He’s not even the oldest guy on this list. Frank Velie is 79 and still getting his mutton dagger massaged. And good ol’ Danny Young is about to turn 85 years young and still pays chicks who can’t speak English to play his viagra violin! Just about everyone on that list is eligible to collect social security. That’s how you know this was a Florida rub n tug.
And can we talk about how there was a guy busted in this sting named Dick Palmer. Arrested with dick still in palm. Can’t make this stuff up.
Guess how much it cost?
Answering a questions about the fees at Orchids of Asia, Jupiter Police Detective Andrew Sharp, the lead detective on the case, said the fee for 30 minutes was $59 dollars, or $79 for an hour. He did not specify what Kraft paid. He said Kraft was driven to the parlor.
That’s the real crime here. A billionaire was paying $79.99 for a welfare North Korean beef strokemeoff. I’m honestly disappointed. For Christ sake, it’s right next to a Goddamn Super Cuts.
Bob Kraft DEFINITELY got a 2 for 1 "massage" and haircut at the super cuts next door. pic.twitter.com/caQ5mvwrJG
— Steve (@LandOfSteve) February 22, 2019
Did he get Panera Bread after he was done? Talk about man of the people.
Here’s the thing though – pretty much any woman under the age of 50 who would willingly sleep with Bob Kraft (and there are plenty) is no better than the chicks at the rub n tug. They’re just a more sophisticated prostitute. The fact of the matter is that if you’re a dude with money, young hot women are gonna bang you because of it. He just went with the more direct route.
In all honesty, it is pretty fucked up that these women come here in cages and the only America they know is the inside of a strip mall where they give the Greatest Generation rubdowns that bring them back to Manilla Bay 1944. So I can see the moral issue here with this. But on the other hand (no pun intended) Bob Kraft isn’t the one trafficking them. He just showed up to get a welfare massage and the next thing you know this Roger Goodell plant starts doing the mushroom tip macarena. What’s he supposed to do?
Here’s my question – how can they prove he willingly paid for a handy? Don’t get me wrong, we all know what Bob Kraft was doing at a shady strip mall in Jupiter, FL. But how does the DA prove he wasn’t just going there to work out a kink in his shoulder? Looks like his lawyers are saying the same thing.
Statement from a spokesperson for Robert Kraft:
“We categorically deny that Mr. Kraft engaged in any illegal activity. Because it is a judicial matter, we will not be commenting further.”
— Mike Reiss (@MikeReiss) February 22, 2019
All I know is Bob Kraft buying the Patriots has brought me more joy than an army of North Korean rub n tugs ever could. And until I see actual evidence in the form of a sex tape, I gotta go free muh boi on this one.
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75 Comment(s)
Kraft is a disgrace.
Shell Shocker is totally screwed on this headline. Kraft is not like regular people. Regular people do not go to a Chicom honey trap. Obviously this is a front for the People’s Liberation Army, and they have all men on video going to these places. If the man is in the government, law enforcement, or military, he’s going to find himself subject to blackmail. Every man should realize this. The commies are not our friends, even if the promise to “love you long time” is made.
Really……
There are so many alternatives. The back room at the Cadillac Lounge is reputable as compared to this.
In Bangkok, where I am right now, the full service action starts about $60 NONE of these women in the legal establishments are forced to be there, they choose to and are free to cum and go as they please. So they are happy and enjoy their work, making a good income. Many are college girls. I drop in while here on business on occasion and its good clean fun, playful and cheerful. No tipping required or ever asked for but if they smile and are sweet, they get one anyway. Most get a tip.
My point is that old men with saggy balls have the time and money and the occasional need. Its business, its gone on forever, and as long as nobody is underage or there against their will, really, why the fuck not? I’m no football fan but as one old bastard to another I wish Mr Kraft smooth sailing. He was good to his wife and kids and anyone who thinks this is morally wrong can settle for my old dick instead of some lovely charming ladies.
Wonder who made the anonymous tip ♂️
Even though every one is saying “SUMting Wong”, I say nothing wrong… We have all been there. Even though you may have a standing reservation at the best Michelin-starred steak and lobster restaurant waiting for you in every city, sometimes you just want a quick, greasy, hole in the wall Chinese takeout to hit the spot.
Don’t forget you will feel satisfied after a quickie but you will be hungry again in no time and want to go for more…. Those crazy asians make it “so spicy you love it long time” or “love it rong time”
This play call by Kraft was as stupid as the play call asking Brady to run and catch in previous SB….
he should immediately have offered the arresting officers lifetime season tickets … But then again maybe those guys are Dolphin fans …..phark
Kraft is a sick self destructive f%ck.
Ohhhhh I’m such a dusty little dainty little queef. I’m a regular pillow biting necrophiliac with a streak of fecalphilia. Ya pissants. Check me out on weei. A lot of people are saying “w-e-e whooooo”. Exactly. Punch me where I pee. Please.
Boom! Best take I’ve read so far on this story
Very pro Law Enforcement but, The Jupiter PD is a joke.
This was an 8 month long investigation, to the lengths that they obtained a warrant to place surveillance cameras to catch men in the “act”. What did they get ? 24 sets of wrinkly old balls getting their puds pulled. Wow great police work boys !
End results is a bunch of misdemeanor offenses, with some fines and community service.
Let us not forget these poor girls who were being trafficked and forced to live in deplorable conditions. The Jupiter PD was so concerned about them that they just sat back and literally watched them yank cranks for 8 months while they probably were making good overtime.
This whole case smells of ulterior political motivations.
At least he didn’t take a knee. No, he paid for a malnourished Asian chick to do it for him. This may seem unpopular sentiment, but can we talk about a real sport, like Roller Derby? Sorry jock sniffers – you indoor comfy chair closet fags – Captain Bob is no longer the Captain of your hearts… boohoooo … time for a huddle in spandex, grown men feelin’ each other up ‘n shit. Watching disillusioned football fans in denial is some of the saddest shit I’ve ever seen. SMH. Fkn pussies
Where is this place?
And why the fuck would he use his real name to sign in? Joe Smith, Dick GoZinya perhaps. Trace-ability costs all men…
He signed in as Jew Boy thinking that would provide cover for him in Florida .
I think I’d opt for the army of NK rub and tugs.
6 superbowl rings and 1 prostitution ring.
The media’s breathless coverage of this is HYSTERICAL. Banner on MassLive site. News trucks parked outside his house, interviewing neighbors. Journalism is dead.
what do I get for $10
Kraft is super jacked that the wall’s not built yet. Dude’s no Trump supporter when all he wants to do is cum all over every wetback slut bitch in the caravan.
Seems like a waste of money. If the cops were worried about girls who were being trafficked, why would you set up a sting operation over several days to arrest johns? I suspect it’s either political or about revenue.
“According to Norma Jean Almodovar, a former LAPD officer and retired sex worker who founded the Los Angeles branch of the sex-worker rights organization COYOTE, even the arrest figures not may not accurately reflect reality—it is not uncommon for law enforcement to claim voluntary sex workers have been trafficked.“If the woman says they’re being trafficked, the likelihood of being charged with a crime is less and they can avoid being charging with prostitution,” Almodovar said.”
Don’t know if it’s true or not, but I read that police have been watching this place since October, not just a few days! They let it go on and let girls continue to be trafficked?
I am pro law enforcement 99.9% of the time. But if that is true, it’s an injustice.
In today’s sick society Kraft is a bad man because he got his dick sucked. He would be as hero if he sucked dick like Anderson Cooper or dressed up like a cheerleader snd said he was as s women. Heck liberals would even preferred bestiality instead of an evil straight white male.
Fucking idiots man. Robert Kraft has absolutely nothing to do with Kraft macaroni and cheese.
What a bunch of morons on this site.
I stand with Krafty. And i stand with Asian massage parlors.
You can park here for $50. You can eat at Davio’s, Bar Louis, or Tavolino’s for $160. Ticket to the game for $180. Beers for $12.
Handjobs from a subservient Asian (unavailable)
$180?! Yeah if you want to bring an oxygen mask. More like $650.
WTF is wrong with our team? Can’t we go a few seasons without someone getting caught doing something stupid?
It isn’t our team. It is a business worth billions. At most the NFL is a diversion for a boring Sunday afternoon IF the weather is bad.
We own nothing. We get to watch, or not. We have no say so.
Back when there was the big controversy of building the stadium, Kraft threatened to move to Hartford. He didn’t give a fuck about the people who “owned” “our” team. When Connecticut put on a full court press to land them, the Pats proposed practice facility about 10 miles from Hartford. I work with a guy who was on the towns conservation commission. He voted no to that because of wet lands. Funny though, 15 years later a shopping mall was put up. People jokingly blamed him for years as one of the reasons that the Pats didn’t move. Kraft was trying to squeeze Massachusetts for everything he could. Ultimately he didn’t get much.
Even teams with minority(not race but %) ownerships rarely have a say so. Wealthy people who pay to smell some jocks ball sack. The fan has no say so, no input.
I don’t like the guy. Haven’t for years. I relish in his squirming.
Scary thing is, one of my other posts here, is I think he should be charged for a hate crime. Jemele Hill agrees. That’s scary. But a stopped clock is right twice a day.
At least he pays them. Trump doesn’t even ask first.
What kind of a twisted mind must you have to bring 45 into this?
Politics, and YOUR president, have nothing to do with this.
SMH. Troll.
only Big news because of the Trump connection. Good for him and good for Trump for being Trump
MAGA. Even Florida
Of course he gets a discount, he’s on of God’s chosen people and doesn’t celebrate Christmas
Don’t act like your not guilty of the same shit. Betty’s Miss Kitty totally ratted.
spagate 2019, suspend craft for 6 games for deflating his balls.
77 yr old, getting a rub and tug after 40 yrs of being married to the same woman, worth 4 billion dollars, go have some fun, get your rocks of, alot. spread the DNA everywhere. have the time of your life you deserve it. your mac and cheese sauce is awesome. Mike Irvin, after the superbowl win 2 hookers and crack, what happened to him? enjoy life just do it
The cops in Jupiter FL sure don’t like rich people. Oh well
The racist, idiot trolls are out again. If you really be Lieberman your anti Semitic bullshit. Put your real name down and let the world know what kind of despicable human being you are.
They’re Elizabeth Warren voters…they’re all fake as fu@k.
1/1024th.
Kraft is Bigger news then R.Kelly being charged with multiple counts of aggravated criminal sexual abuse. Anyone wanna guess why??
Because he’s friends w/Trump.
Stupid fuck could have used an outcall service.
Send a driver and pick the up the young man (oops woman – right?) up. Your driver is someone you trust, no Uber.
Stupid should never be rewarded with a slap on the wrist. Make an example out of the rich and famous.
I half hope the girls are 14 and he has to register for the rest of his life, after he does 5 years.
May make those away games a bit tougher to attend.
Pull his passport. Makes you wonder what they really do when they go to Israel every year.
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Gronk will probably retire now. This is too stupid even for him.
So you’ve never been married?
Make it a legal business and tax it at 30%. What’s the problem?
Except from keeping people in cages and forced to do this absolutely nothing wrong with this. Little things like that.
As the people involved are Asians and foreigners and illegals, I’d charge this clown with a hate crime.
No irony or sarcasm, I’d charge him with it. Probably made his johnson (not Chad) harder knowing they were forced to do it.
“Yeah bitch, harder, HARDER!!!! If you don’t, you know what your masters are going to do to your family back in the old country!!!! Much better.”
This is the real deal, not some guy with a tale about bleach, red hats and rope who lied.
Nice pipe dream there. They probably went to some group and willingly agreed to it to get here and get set up, then split the profits to pay them back. That’s the usual MO in east Asia.
Times have changed. I used to pay $10 extra for an “extwa speshoo massage-jee” at the Camp Casey Steam & Cream In 1980. I wonder where Miss Lee is now…
‘the Camp Casey Steam & Cream’ LOL
Awesome
Look into who the ‘John ‘ was who was being shaken down about 10 years ago in the case of the black prostitute Blackmailing a prominent Boston resident
After convicting her …In an unheard of situation the Johns name was sealed by the Fed judge
Who has that kind of juice in this town to get that info sealed?
Hmmmmm
Maga
not Mahty Flynn. he’s a homo anyway
MAGA bitches
Why equate a Jewish diddler with normal people your a sick fuck TB,Kraft belongs in an oven. We get it he’s got a Jew face of course he has to pay. Thank God your not a teacher TB. Gives the kike a pass.lol
Knowing Krafty he had a Groupon.
77 and still getting some. That’s a mans man baby!!
The real MVP…Most Valuable Pervert. Gave her the grilled cheese treatment as she stated “He left me gooey and dripping with his cheese sauce.”
Supposedly, there’s a bigger name than Kraft that was left off the list. If I was a billionaire, I’d go a little more high class. LOL
Apparently he told the massage therapist his name was Bob Shaft.
Carlos Danger was taken.
Robert “I feel a draft” Kraft
If this was any other owner you’d have been blasting them just like any other Ratchet scum. It’s going to be sweet at the opener when they unfurl the 6 time SB champions banner and he can’t be there because of league sanctions and a suspension from all team activities. If they did it to pill popping Jim Irsey they’ll do it to Kraft.
Best part is that’s about the only way you can actually hurt a billionaire.
You couldn’t get nailed in wood shop.
The guy got a hang noogie; who cares
*hand noogie
I wonder if he got busted in New England, what would have happened? Probably shuffled out the back door with no charges. And the arresting cops would be in his personal box on opening day.
Florida Police Chief I.C. Weiner said there was no hard evidence in this case. No seriously the guys 77.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
When his wife died he went full “woke”.
He’s hired the fucking Rolling Stones for private events.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Maybe he can get Meek Mill to say “Free my Boi!!!”
Hey it’s lampshade here to defend kike diddlers,you people are sick. Ovens,gas chambers need to be on hand for the creepy kikes.
Damn, I hope they weren’t giving out prostate exams…
C’mon Bob,
You shoulda called me and I coulda hooked y’all up with some prime glory hole.
This is a set-up. Kraft is friends with Trump. Goodell hates Kraft/Trump. Goodell hates the Patriots. Everyone hates the Patriots. Everyone hates Trump. This is the real collusion!!!
Say it ain’t so, RKK!!
I’m LMAO!
Reply meant for Jerry Jones’ comment above. Glory hole, baby!
I guess he could not find an Asian on the cheerleading team?
What happened to his GF Ricki Lander? Or was this Chinese Takeout day since Ricki did not want to put the Kraft salami in her oven?
And Korean Massage girls swallow
All girls swallow, retard.
Misdirection, hand is quicker than the eye.
Shit I must be doing your mom wrong. How do you get her to swallow?