The Fact That Leicester City Won The EPL In A Tie Game They Didn’t Play In Is The Most Soccer Thing That Has Ever Happened

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A lot of people are buzzing about Leicester City winning the English Premier League championship yesterday because they were 5,000 to 1 odds to win it. It’s like the Cleveland Browns winning the Super Bowl. Except there’s one major difference – they won the championship by sitting at home on their asses. First this happened in the Chelsea vs. Tottenham game:

The game ended with a tie, which means that Leicester City became the champion as they watched on TV:

This is a joke right? Because what kind of sports league allows their champion to be decided in a tie game in which they did not even play? Can’t wait to hear from all the butthurt socceroos ready to lecture Turtleboy about how we just don’t understand how the system works, and how the Champions League yada, yada, yada. The bottom line is that championships are decided when two teams play on the field and one of them emerges as the champion by winning. Real champions aren’t crowned in tie games that they watched from the bar.


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20 Comment(s)
  • RSoxGuy
    May 3, 2016 at 5:52 pm

    Soccer…. Ick..

  • RSoxGuy
    May 3, 2016 at 4:02 pm

    Great article about Soccer it’s my favorite sport right after Mens Gymnastics.

  • JoeMomma
    May 3, 2016 at 3:44 pm

    I don’t watch soccer because I’m not gay.

    • Practical
      May 3, 2016 at 4:23 pm


  • Tudor turtle
    May 3, 2016 at 2:34 pm

    Rugby is way more exciting than soccer.

  • Finnish Goalie
    May 3, 2016 at 2:01 pm

    That’s it? I’d have expected more of a rant.

    You got to get your hate up to start dumping all over the America Cup this summer.

    • TargetPractice
      May 3, 2016 at 4:54 pm

      I’d ask you wtf is the America’s cup, but then you might actually respond like someone here cares

      • Finnish Goalie
        May 3, 2016 at 6:43 pm

        Don’t you have some stickball to go watch? 😀

  • GraftonHill
    May 3, 2016 at 1:39 pm

    It’s all about points. It could happen in the NHL, which is also decided on points.

    • ProfessorM
      May 3, 2016 at 1:50 pm

      What, huh? The NHL has something called the Stanley cup playoffs. The last team standing wins. Go watch your Soccer you McFaggott!

      • ProfessorM
        May 3, 2016 at 9:11 pm

        Somehow being stalked by a confused, crack selling, welfare mom isn’t as flattering as I had thought… Go figure… When are you going to post as yourself ? This identity crisis that you seem to be having isn’t good for your mental health. I’d think you were triggley, but you started posting weeks before we discovered the beast. I’d be willing to bet it looks just like you though, doesn’t it?

      • ProfessorM
        May 3, 2016 at 9:19 pm

        Believe it or not….. Every time you post you reveal a little bit more about yourself …. It’s only a matter of time….. When I finally figure out who you are, the next article turtle does about you is going to seem like his last one was a love letter…

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          May 3, 2016 at 9:37 pm

          Stop it… the love letter part has me dead inside…lol

  • Chat Shit Get Banged
    May 3, 2016 at 12:19 pm

    You don’t want to be lectured on how it works but keep spewing your bullshit on how this system sucks, sounding like a SJW now. Are you Trigglypuff in disguise?

  • WormtownorBust
    May 3, 2016 at 11:52 am

    Soccer sucks.

  • Kurgan
    May 3, 2016 at 11:49 am

    I’m still baffled that people both Watch and Play this game. I find it to be the most boring game ever to be created.

    • bumhole surfer
      May 3, 2016 at 12:15 pm

      you probably like baseball

      • Kurgan
        May 3, 2016 at 12:33 pm

        nope, also very boring. Never really been a big fan of most sports, sure I’ll watch football on occasion but wouldn’t consider myself a diehard fan of any team. I don’t fault people for liking soccer, I just don’t see the fascination in it. After about 10 minutes of watching it I’m ready to watch paint dry.

    • Finnish Goalie
      May 3, 2016 at 2:03 pm

      Hell, I enjoy it.

      Perfect way to time a workout at home. Put on half the game, cool down, and back for the next 45.

    • Wabbitt
      May 3, 2016 at 9:20 pm

      While I don’t totally disagree, I have a one word rebuttal.


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