The Fact That The Orlando Muslim Terrorist Was A Self-Hating Gay Man Was The Most Obvious Story We’ve Ever Missed


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So here’s a twist in the Orlando gay night club shooting:


Read all about it here.

Honestly, Turtleboy is disappointed in himself for not seeing this one coming. He’s a self-hating Muslim gay boi. I mean, just look at those glasses. Those are not straight guy glasses. Straight guys don’t take bathroom selfies like this:


In hindsight it was probably the most obvious thing ever. Turtleboy’s gaydar was clearly blinded by all the talk about guns and ISIS. No one gets so angry seeing two gay people kiss unless it secretly turns him on and he hates himself for it. Dude was brought up in a religion where gays are evil. He rushed into a marriage that he clearly didn’t wanna be in, because he likes dudes. He was jealous of all these fabulous Orlando gay men who got to live openly as homosexuals while he had to repress his sexuality because of his religion.

Even the way he went out by telling people on the phone that he was ISIS – it was all just a cover for the fact that he’s into dudes. He went to the grave in the closet. Because when you’re into radical Islam, it’s better to be a mass murderer than a homosexual.


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  • Statistics don't lie
    June 17, 2016 at 8:51 pm

    What can really blow your mind is that 75% of the Latino’s in the club were Puerto Rican and not one of them had a gun on them?

  • Dom
    June 14, 2016 at 11:12 am

    If he was gay, the whole orgy with 72 beautiful virgin woman must have been awkward.

  • Why Guess?
    June 14, 2016 at 9:21 am

    Let’s just ask Ed Augustus if he was gay. He should know.

    • Maggie the Cat
      June 15, 2016 at 8:09 am

      Better yet, ask Paul Giorgio. And..the nightclub’s name was “Pulse”, and Giorgio’s “magazine” is called “Pulse”, so does this mean the word “Pulse” is some kind of gay code word?

  • TDF
    June 14, 2016 at 8:55 am

    No wonder they were so quick to label it terrorism this time from the Whitehouse….don’t want to admit it just might be because he is an angry Gay dude…..

  • ItsAllABadDream
    June 14, 2016 at 8:11 am

    This was the first thing I thought when I heard about the killings. We’ve all seen enough examples of homophobes being closet gay that it’s sort of a no brainer at this point.

  • Turd Burglestein
    June 14, 2016 at 6:51 am

    He was probably also attracted to goats and sheep. Too bad he didn’t decide to go shoot up a farm instead.

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      June 14, 2016 at 7:53 am

      Maybe goatboy broke up with his ass. (pun intended)

  • Wwy
    June 14, 2016 at 2:01 am

    I think TB is on to something here this has been reported by better neutral journalist(not the propaganda most riders believe lol.) ,however he’s been to Saudi Arabia twice our real enemy that Obama bows to their king. Look up Wahhabism this is the problem it’s a great perversion of religion. Saudi Arabia and turkey are the worst govt. in the Islamic world and there our allies(propaganda has you thinking Syria a secular country) don’t let the news make you stupid.

  • GoneWest
    June 14, 2016 at 12:22 am

    Because he definitely couldn’t have just been casing the joint and planning it out, right?

  • Joe Max
    June 13, 2016 at 11:20 pm

    Can’t say for sure at this point, if he was gay or not. Out-there minds work in strange ways. But, have seen this before in the past, concerning murders and self-hating.

    • ProfessorM
      June 14, 2016 at 8:05 am

      I’m of the opinion that once you commit to making a dating page on a gay website, you are gay… Plus, with his religion being what it was, it makes you see where he would become so self loathing that he would do what he did…. Not an excuse, just trying to reason what could make a person snap like that. It’s sad, to say the least, but if you think of all the years he must have lived in fear that people would find out…. It’s hard to fathom that much hate. I rarely ever use the word itself, because it feels wrong. Unless you have hurt someone in my family, molested kids or tortured animals…. I can’t hate you.

  • Reddog
    June 13, 2016 at 11:02 pm

    He’s wasn’t gay. That guy sucked “his” dick!

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      June 17, 2016 at 9:35 pm

      Also, it’s only gay if the balls sync at the exact same time and touch…. well… maybe way before that point…

  • Clive's bot racist, just ask him
    June 13, 2016 at 10:34 pm

    That phone… No self respecting gay man can own that 2007 flip phone looking garbage

  • Abigail
    June 13, 2016 at 9:38 pm

    For the record: straight guys TOTALLY take bathroom selfies like that. Gay or straight: bathroom selfies are horrible.

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