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The Fact That Veterans And Soldiers Can’t Buy Cigars For Memorial Day Because Dumps Like Framingham Raised The Age To 21 Is A Joke

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There’s something really wrong when a town or city allows this to happen….

The post says it all. Just 74 years ago 18 and 19 year olds were jumping into knee high water and running into German machine gun fire in France. Now they’re throwing tantrums at grocery stores and we’re protecting them from making adult decisions. Meanwhile 18 ad 19 year olds are still allowed to sign up to serve and die for their country, but in Framingham and other “progressive” communities they can’t smoke a cigar to celebrate graduation. We would allow this individual at the store in Framingham to parachute into ISIS controlled territory and kill bad guys, but we won’t allow him to inhale a puff of tobacco when he returns home.

According to the Framingham Board of Health, this was their reasoning for the 2014 ordinance:

The goal, board members said, is getting cigarettes out of the hands of kids in the schools.

Oh yea, I’m sure this has really curbed teen smoking. Because raising the drinking age to 21 has done wonders to stop teen drinking too. It’s not like 18 year olds can just drive to Ashland or Natick to buy smokes. Oh wait, yes they can. So not only are you punishing adults who risk their lives for their country, you’re also punishing local business owners, and in turn you’re collecting less tax revenue.

More nanny state regulations please!!

31 Comment(s)
  • randiguy2006
    May 29, 2018 at 10:58 am

    Lets be honest.

    Most people who enlist do so because they are too dumb to get a good job and want a cushy government pension for life.

    They also are dumb enough to smoke.

    This is just helping them

    • Randy is a chomo
      May 29, 2018 at 11:10 am

      Let’s be honest.

      You’re the cum guzzling faggot who keeps bitching about Turtleboy. TB obviously blasted either you or someone who’s fucking you for doing scuzzy shit.

      When we want your opinion, we’ll pummel it out of you. Fuck off now.

  • M
    May 28, 2018 at 10:32 pm

    Smoking is bad, I would love to ban cigarettes but that’s like giving hangs like MS-13 a massive pay raise.
    Bottom line is, no matter what a Democrate tells you, you are an adult or you are a child.
    Adult s serve in the military, drive cars, smoke, drink, have sex, pay for their own health insurance, buy guns, vote, and make their own decisions and take responsibility for 100% of those decisions.
    Children do not.
    Choose 1 age for all these things and that’s it. 1 age to separate adults and children.

  • Mark D
    May 28, 2018 at 9:04 pm

    Ashland has the same shitty law, as do many of the surrounding towns.

  • Belphi
    May 28, 2018 at 9:02 pm

    Lets face it, if you can’t be trusted to smoke cigarettes, drink alcohol and buy guns, then you shouldn’t be trusted to vote for the President…thats how Hillary almost got elected!

  • SJW's Must Die
    May 28, 2018 at 5:56 pm

    Check out Salma Hayek’s awesome funbags

  • bigdaddy
    May 28, 2018 at 4:47 pm

    Calling Framingham a dump is an insult to dumps

  • To nobody’s surprise
    May 28, 2018 at 4:06 pm

    This is democracy. Eliminating liberty for the minority. And when it comes to tax policy it’s like 5 wolves and four sheep voting on what to have for dinner.

  • Democratachusetts
    May 28, 2018 at 12:50 pm

    The solution to the problem here is really simple. Pass a law making cigarettes and cigars undocumented immigrant status. Judge Feeley releases them same day on the public for all to enjoy. Plus a 2000% tax of course. It’s an economic issue you see, just ask the Judge he’s really smart. Thank god the Democrats just added a bill at midnight session last week to make Massachusetts an official sanctuary state. It will make for safer neighborhoods that’s what they said. Let’s bring all of our vets home so we can fight the communists in the Massachusetts government, win win.

    God Bless the Veterans
    We will never forget

  • WTF?
    May 28, 2018 at 12:35 pm

    They can still smoke them, they just can’t buy them. I smoked fancy cigars as a young teen on occasion, the new law doesn’t stop that. Smoking-related illness in the United States costs more than $300 billion each year according to the CDC. The majority of cigarette smokers start during 12th grade, which happens to be when most turn 18. They say quitting cigarettes is just as hard as quitting heroin. All the Republican states with the highest smoking percentages have life expectancy rates 5-7 years less than the liberal states passing laws. So I’m not sure why you care.

    • Liberals are dangerous
      May 28, 2018 at 12:57 pm

      Obesity is far more costly to the healthcare system and responsible for more deaths. Let’s make sure children and welfare recipients are prohibited from consuming sugar and refined carbs on the taxpayer’s dime before preventing adults from spending their own money how they chose you fucking moron.

      • WTF
        May 28, 2018 at 1:29 pm

        Actually the United States spends 190 billion a year on obesity, which is substantially less. Smoking rate is by far the biggest factor in life expectancy, and political parties happen to overlap. 9 of the 10 states with the highest life expectancy voted democrat, while all ten of the states with the lowest life expectancy voted Republican. I consider myself a libertarian and disagree with both parties, but there is enough data on this issue for me to disagree with my typical freedom stance.

        • Liberals are dangerous
          May 28, 2018 at 2:32 pm

          Wrong again moron. Obesity increases healthcare costs by 29 percent; over 340 billion/year. Also tracked in tobacco related costs which are exaggerated to begin with are education costs and grant money that gets sent out to dubious nonprofits for such activities as community blood pressure monitoring. Have you bothered to factor in all of the offsets from the tobacco settlement fund? My guess is that the answer is no because you’ve fabricated every single other thing that you’ve written.

          • LOL
            May 28, 2018 at 6:18 pm

            246 billion 20 years ago doesn’t affect current costs, and CDC didn’t count studies, or education. I got all my statistics from the top answers on Google, it’s really simple to use! Where did you get your statistics from? Fox news?

        • Case in point
          May 28, 2018 at 3:45 pm

          You obviously don’t know what libertarianism is. What you just just wrote is like saying that your pro-choice except when it comes to abortion.

          • Think what you want
            May 28, 2018 at 5:33 pm

            Not all republicans believe cannabis should be illegal. I don’t think cigs should be illegal, but I don’t think cannabis should have a higher age restriction.

    • Live and Let Die
      May 28, 2018 at 6:29 pm

      Let em smoke and die. Eat shitty food and die. The solution isn’t to control other people choices it’s to stop paying for their mistakes. Got emphesema from smoking, fuck off! Big fatty with heart disease, fuck off! You fat cunt.

      Smoking is harder to quit than Heroin good then give em Heroin and finish em off.

  • Cecil the Lion's Ghost
    May 28, 2018 at 11:56 am

    Framingham is a city for illegal aliens, junkies, fist time buyers to spend 3-4 years and moonbats who can’t afford Needham or Wellesley and waste time with dumb ass ordinances like this one…..

    • them was the days
      May 28, 2018 at 6:24 pm

      I remember when Framingham was a place for tall white chicks in bluejeans who liked to fuck.

      • Bangin Framingham
        May 28, 2018 at 10:39 pm

        Fuck yeah. I heard that.

  • Kl
    May 28, 2018 at 10:49 am

    Very specific almost strange take. Who cares that you have to be 21 to buy smokes in Framingham. A generic feel good Memorial Day blog would of been just fine. 

    • GingyKidd
      May 28, 2018 at 11:22 am

      “Would have” not would of. That doesn’t even look right. Trying to be cunty on someone else’s blog when you can’t even figure that out. Happy Memorial day salty ass bitch. Suck it.

      • Gingytwat
        May 28, 2018 at 11:53 am

        You sir are a cunt. Only twats say “Happy” Memorial Day. There is nothing
        Happy about the loss of our servicemen and women. It is a day to remember and honor our fallen. Go fuck yourself.

  • Stunt Penis
    May 28, 2018 at 10:47 am

    Of course, for every 18 year old signing up with the military, there are 12 more 18 year olds curling up into a fetal position while sucking their thumb in their “safe space” every time they see Trump mentioned on television…

    • True Reality Speaks
      Give a Lib a Throat Punch
      May 28, 2018 at 10:54 am

      Or a thousand more snowflakes that stage hoax hate crimes because Mom & Dad let the “village” raise these pukes.

  • John Wypyszinski
    Herr Doktor
    May 28, 2018 at 10:13 am

    More stupidity from the political morons who aren’t capable of doing anything resembling an actual job. Think about the kind of people who go into politics – you have the crooks and the morons like the guy who was worried about Guam capsizing if too many people were on it and whoever came up with this “brilliant” idea. Bravo Einsteins, stellar thinking…NOT

  • Mike Crawphone
    May 28, 2018 at 9:39 am

    I weep for the future 

    Bet an illegal Brazilian can buy a cigar today with an EBT in the Ham

  • And A Smoke!
    May 28, 2018 at 9:36 am

    Can 18 year olds buy illegal drugs in Framingham? Or does the law prevent that?

    Yo I got some black beauties, uppers, downers, pink hearts, blue moons, magic mushrooms, white powder, brown powder and Marlboros.

    Can’t get a silly plastic bag after spending $200 on groceries, the do-gooder just fuck everyone over except for the criminals. The criminals they coddle and send to college.

  • Travis Rearick
    May 28, 2018 at 9:34 am

    The fact that I can’t buy a cigar on Memorial Day weekend because I was murdered is a joke

    • Lala
      May 29, 2018 at 12:29 am

      Seriously? You’re going to support smoking? Have anyone in you’re family drop dead from smoking?? I have. Lung cancer, throat cancer, pretty horrible. 

      Go back to drug addicts and stop supporting big tobacco. He can roll a blunt if it’s that big of a deal. Meanwhile he won’t be talking to his grandkids through a hole in his throat because of cigarettes. 

    • Wwy
      May 29, 2018 at 1:08 am

      How about win a war TB says we don’t build things for losers well when you only win in Grenada and lose everywhere else as human shields for Israelis. Shame on so-called Americans who send their own to fight Jew wars cause the kikes own the senate. Thank God for Putin a real leader not owned by Jews.

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