The Fitchburg Fupa Fungus Has Finally Been Arrested For Murdering A Turtle On Video, This Is What We Do While The Haters Whine About Mean Words

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Two months ago we exposed this Fitchburg Fupa Fungus who murdered a turtle for the hell of it and posted the video to social media:

I was pretty disappointed when nothing was seemingly done about it. We knew his name and where he lived. We saw him commit a crime on video. Case closed.

Well, I guess justice moves slowly, but it does move:

This is what we do people. We put bad people in jail.

The haters will tell you that we’re evil because we’re mean. And they’re right – we are mean. And we don’t apologize for being mean to pieces of human garbage who murder turtles for fun. If you have a problem with us being mean to people like this then you are what the French call “a fucking asshole.” Go fuck yourself while we fix the world.

12 Comment(s)
  • patience
    September 8, 2018 at 7:25 am

    Be patient he is still building his rap-sheet.

  • Douchbag
    September 7, 2018 at 7:21 am

    It has Moobs!

  • Leonardo
    September 7, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Punishment should be a giant snapper being unleashed on his tiny oscar mayer weiner. Snappers love hot dogs.

  • Fo Sho
    Not wid my dick
    September 6, 2018 at 11:07 pm

    Surprised that fat shit got his leg that high………. must be plenty of no ballroom in dem genes.

  • Top Turtle Fan
    September 6, 2018 at 9:19 pm

    He wasn’t arrested. He’s not in jail. Charges were filed. Period. Get a grip with sensationalism. You guys are above that shit. Good job making it happen tho.

  • Jackie Chan
    September 6, 2018 at 6:18 pm

    All you internet tough guys. He will beat your ass with tie won dew, evident by the video of course.
    He is a black belt, like cmon…..only a black belt with 7 stripes could kill a turtle with one fell swoop!!!

  • The warden
    September 6, 2018 at 5:12 pm

    Prison rape on him for the duration.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 6, 2018 at 4:18 pm

    Just a chubby kid who thinks he’s tough. I wish I were his age and in school with him. I’d paint the hall with the fucker

  • Tim Baggz
    September 6, 2018 at 3:43 pm

    “we put bad people in jail” …. LMAO this is Massachusetts. He will get about 5 court dates that drag on over a year, totally wasting taxpayer money, then get maybe a small fine or some unsupervised probation (if he even gets any punishment). Knowing this state they will even give him a bonus raise on his EBT benefits for all the hardships he went through in court.

  • Fuck This Assholio
    September 6, 2018 at 2:53 pm

    Every time I see this fuckface’s fucking face I want to fucking kick this fuckface in his fucking face, and hopefully cave his fucking face in.

    • Judge dread
      September 6, 2018 at 9:18 pm

      Yah man. Get a crew together and buy a few baseball bats. Reenact the corn field scene in the movie casino. You can bury a lot of your problems in the fields.

  • TJB
    September 6, 2018 at 2:33 pm

    Yo momma is so fat her Turtle gets home 15 minutes before she does.
    Fuck the haters.

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