Fitchburg Fupa Fungus Kills Turtle By Kicking It In The Head For Absolutely No Reason While Butt Bandit Thunder Buddy Films And Posts To Facebook

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Last year we blogged about Dorchester Devil Child Jonasia Simpson, who microwaved a turtle and put it on Facebook. It was horrific.

We found another disturbing turtle violence video today, and it might be even worse.

This is Austin Shook from Fitchburg:

And based on “the hat” I think we all know what direction this blog is going in. Except usually the ratchets we blog about MIGHT be redeemable. Not this societal fungus tough. This mother fucker is such a waste of space he not only rocks the flat brimmed Bulls hats, he’s got it on his Goddamn steering wheel!!

Which means he’s destined for a life of unpaid child support, if (big if) and when he ever finally gets to have unprotected sex with an actual woman.

Today, he and his butt bandit thunder buddy Raul Figueroa decided to film Austin kicking a turtle in the face for absolutely no reason. Warning – this is extremely hard to watch:

What an absolute psychopath. Don’t take my word for it, just ask his sister:

Make no doubt about it – he will kill someone some day. This is how they always start – with animal abuse. There was absolutely no reason for that. You have to be SICK IN THE HEAD to take pleasure in doing that to an animal. The poor freaking turtle was just standing there, living his life, and this sick fuck ends it in the most violent way possible. It makes my blood boil just watching it, and not just because I ride a turtle for a living. I really want this fupa factory to feel pain. I just would never encourage anyone else to do that because we peaceful like that fam. Let’s just say if he got hit by a truck tomorrow, I would genuinely feel like a food stamp queen on the first of the month.

He also likes to threaten women on Facebook:

And the nudnik who filmed it is hardly any better. This is Raul Figueroa:

This is how he celebrates his child on Facebook:

Some people celebrate their kid’s birthday with some professionally done cake smash pictures. Other people decorate their daughters in Benjamins and make it their background image.

And Raul thinks what they did was OK because people shoot deer:

And when we messaged him this is what he said:

Yea, Chinese restaurants hire him to kill turtles with his foot on video, so they can then turn the turtle into soup. That’s how restaurants work. I know Ronald McDonald was running low on beef patties last week so he called me up and I curbstomped a cow on SnapChat.

Let’s make Raul and Austin famous. Share this so that they become the social pariahs they deserve to be. I’m not sure what the Fitchburg Police can do, but the evidence is right there. Hopefully this violates some sort of animal cruelty law. This fupa fungus needs to be locked up and beaten like the waste of space he is.

39 Comment(s)
  • Amy Marks
    January 1, 2019 at 9:41 am

    Is it me or did that poor turtle appear to be tortured before hand? It looked like it had blood on its shell and its underbelly had been cut. That is heartbreaking.

  • Bobbie Bonanno
    August 17, 2018 at 5:58 pm

    I really do HATE kids an teens!! they are Monsters and Morons!! these two fat, ugly, pieces of Filth should be prosecuted the fullest extent of the law! animal cruelty is a FELONY! INBRED ASSHOLES!!!

  • tease
    July 14, 2018 at 7:13 am

    Maybe frustrated because he could not find the right bra?

    • Providence Devine
      October 20, 2019 at 8:41 pm

      This is an extremely sad indication of what our youth are becoming with the attention to being a human being to it’s core is about. We are all of Gods creation. Yet we are taught we are just another higher specimen of an animal made from goo. Sadly, it seems this is what type of human you get when there is no thought of having a true designer, a creator who made us in the image of love. That is no longer an important fact being taught and the human condition is suffering for it.

  • lob
    July 8, 2018 at 3:16 pm

    Turtleboy … this did not happen in Gardner – it occurred at a local central mass golf course .. see the maintenance cart, gas can and greens mower … disgusting act that needs to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law for both involved !!!!!!!!!!

  • Dave Lind
    July 8, 2018 at 8:51 am

    I was impressed with the fact that the turd actually has a job, and isn’t another sponge soaking up our taxpayers money.

  • Doosh
    July 5, 2018 at 7:39 pm

    Raoooool Is cute, I like her tongue ring. She must really know to suck dick like a porn star. She’s pretty handy with a camera too. I hope that bulls hat wearing piece of shit gets brought up on animal cruelty and has all the sjw’s protest at his house and place of employment and harass him like maxy waters advocated.

    July 5, 2018 at 4:55 pm

    It’s a fucking turtle. Who gives a shit?

  • Shooter Mcgavin
    July 5, 2018 at 1:20 pm


  • Yuck
    July 5, 2018 at 6:43 am

    Bahahaha!!! Look at that scumbag sitting on a Miata like he is a badass baller!!! Hey fuckstick, A Miata is as feminine as a fucking Prius. Don’t forget to pick up your tampons on the ride home!

  • Kristin c
    July 4, 2018 at 9:05 pm

    Well this is just another sick human that should have his ass kicked in piece of shit tough guy kicking a turtle and killing it. Would live to have 2 minutes with you in the back of my truck you fucking loser

  • Masshole
    July 4, 2018 at 7:10 pm

    Just doing a quick Google search and found the information for Raul’s place of employment if anyone is interested:

    Hillcrest Nursing And Rehabilitation Center AKA Fitchburg Gardens (I’m not sure if they just renamed the business or if another company or hospital bought it out because I found several different names for the same address)

    Address: 94 Summer Street
    Fitchburg, MA 01420

    I’m not sure which phone number is the correct one as several different numbers appear during the Google search so these are the numbers I’ve found connected to Hillcrest Nursing And Rehabilitation Center and Fitchburg Gardens: 978-343-3530 (new) and 866-653-9337 (old)

    Facebook: Fitchburg Gardens (it won’t let me post the link but it’s just Facebook . com /FitchburgPHG )

    Please DO NOT call the business or post on their Facebook page. That would be rude.

    • NO worries
      May 22, 2020 at 7:59 am

      I understand some of you are angry about this. But don’t post this guys home address and work. Take it down now. That’s a personal attack and harrasment. If someone seeks him out and something happens. Your on the hook too.

  • Andy Lynch
    July 4, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Hey Austin you piece of shit take Raul your ass slam friend and meet me by 7/11 on Main Street and I’m gonna kick the shit out of you
    I’ll meet you and your pussy ass boyfriend anytime in the parking lot of 7/11 and I’ll kick the living shit out of both of you.
    Write back pussy ass bitch.

  • Anonymous
    July 4, 2018 at 3:24 pm

    Would you start a GoFundMe article if someone say, brought justice to this assfuck early? I’m not talking kill him. I’m talking a swift kick to the face, just enough to share pain.

  • Loser Homos
    July 4, 2018 at 2:28 pm

    Loser tried to fuck the turtle in the ass the turtle declined. The loser went into Rambo mode and then he and his buddy butt fucked

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    July 4, 2018 at 12:25 pm

    What a fucking waste of skin and air this cunt is…..people are dying on organ transplant lists right now. I would part his ass out except for his black heart and obviously under developed brain.

  • Cooch Warmer
    July 4, 2018 at 11:33 am

    His girl is a nice little piece of ass. I could stretch out her holes while he’s in prison. She can make that face while I glaze it like a Krispy Kreme donut.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      July 4, 2018 at 12:13 pm

      Let me know when you’re done. I’ll have her take a shower and I’ll be over with the entire NBA lineup and we’ll team her until she looks like she’s been the pass around at the Hell’s Angels clubhouse for the past year and a half

  • Publius
    July 4, 2018 at 9:41 am

    Would it be ok to call Hillcrest all day?

    • Turtles revenge
      July 4, 2018 at 10:05 am

      That’s what I’m doing for the next few hours while I’m relaxing and enjoying this beautiful day. I’ve also sent a email with the link to the story to the corporate office.

  • Publius
    July 4, 2018 at 9:36 am

    Austin should be destroyed. Looks luke he leads a worthless life so there is not much to destroy. Assuming he has family he has shamed them. What a coward.

  • Really!
    July 4, 2018 at 8:47 am

    Trying to flash gang signs and looks mentally disable instead. But even a mentally disable person wouldn’t do something like this. They have a heart which this shit bag does not. Anyone that feels this is okay needs kick in the teeth. This is actually so fkn cruel

  • Hannibal Lecter
    July 4, 2018 at 7:14 am

    Torture and thrill kill animals today = torture and thrill kill people tomorrow. Scary one of them is working in a nursing home and trusted among a vulnerable population of people. He should never be working with vulnerable people or animals.

    Hope he can be charged with animal cruelty as this is clearly not a case of hunting in any form. If not, file these two sickos in the back of your mind for when you do make contact with them.

  • whatevuh
    July 4, 2018 at 6:52 am

    Raul works at Hillcrest Nursing and Rehab Center (housekeeping) in other words he cleans toilets and sweeps floors, what a fucking career he has going for himself LMFAO !!

    • Hannibal Letter
      July 4, 2018 at 7:21 am

      Concerned he has trusted unmonitored access to the entire population of vulnerable people in a nursing home and rehab facility. His participation in this video should violate the terms of his employment. #MassachusettsEnvironmentalPolice #MSPCA #HillCrestNursingandRehabilitation

      • Real_Finn
        July 4, 2018 at 8:53 am

        I’m with you. Get this shithead fired — I wouldn’t allow this dirtbag anywhere near the elderly, animals or small children. I’d prefer him nearer to a group of toe-steeled boot-wearing, pissed off turtle-lovers.

      • Let the games begin
        July 4, 2018 at 8:59 am

        Any chance you have the address or phone number? I want to be sure I call the right place, I seen one under kinder care for hillcrest, and then another one that’s a rehab. I will call everyday until this fk bag is gone. He should not work any place around living things

        • Masshole
          July 4, 2018 at 7:13 pm

          Let the Games Begin,

          I posted this above but I’ll copy and paste it for you…

          Hillcrest Nursing And Rehabilitation Center AKA Fitchburg Gardens (I’m not sure if they just renamed the business or if another company or hospital bought it out because I found several different names for the same address)

          Address: 94 Summer Street
          Fitchburg, MA 01420

          I’m not sure which phone number is the correct one as several different numbers appear during the Google search so these are the numbers I’ve found connected to Hillcrest Nursing And Rehabilitation Center and Fitchburg Gardens: 978-343-3530 (new) and 866-653-9337 (old)

          Facebook: Fitchburg Gardens (it won’t let me post the link but it’s just Facebook . com /FitchburgPHG )

          Please DO NOT call the business or post on their Facebook page. That would be rude.

    • H
      July 4, 2018 at 8:08 am

      Not only does Raul sweep floors and clean toilets, he has to clean dirty, piss soaked linens from the residents like the little bitch he is. I hope he gets fired.

  • whatevuh
    July 4, 2018 at 6:41 am

    Fitchburg is such a shithole. I hate driving through there but have to for work sometimes. It always amazes me how many people there have the day off in the middle of the week . . . . just sayin’

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    July 4, 2018 at 5:58 am

    This chubby little fanook , in the old days, would be taken behind the building on Atwells and given the same treatment. A proper “South-End Shoe-shine”.
    Here’s hoping the fanook gets cancer of the eyes !

  • Barely B
    July 3, 2018 at 11:18 pm

    His tittys are bigger then mine j.s haha….nasty mf

  • mopey63
    July 3, 2018 at 10:16 pm

    You fat, disgusting little fuck. This is so disturbing. There is something psychologically wrong with you! I don’t know how you even got your fat little stumpy legs up that far to kick that poor innocent turtle, and I can’t wait for the follow up on this story to see how much you got fined, you sick asshole.

  • Steve Irwin
    July 3, 2018 at 10:05 pm

    I hope this mf gets his turd cutter obliterated in prison.

    • Rochambeau
      July 3, 2018 at 10:34 pm

      Diagnosing sociopathy doesn’t make it go away.

      • Bulldog
        July 4, 2018 at 6:56 pm


        No one said he wasn’t a sociopath, although he definitely appears to be either a sociopath or psychopath, but he needs to be locked up before he hurts or kills someone. If he has no problem viciously attacking and killing an innocent animal, completely unprovoked, and then shows zero remorse and attacks people who try to shame him, it won’t be long until we see someone assaulted or murdered by him. I hope this guy gets arrested for animal abuse and whatever other charges the cops can get him on. I know it’s highly unlikely that he will get locked up just for animal abuse but him being locked up may be the only way to protect society. Hopefully, he’ll stay on the local PD’s radar whenever the next murder, assault, or rape happens.

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