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The other day we broke this story about a video on SnapChat depicting a bunch of chuds stealing a goat and forcing it to get high with them:

We knew one of them was Lorenzo Kelley from Taunton, since he was the genius that decided to use his real name to upload it to SnapChat.

Well, this is what Turtleboy justice looks like:

Looks like Renzo is proud of the fact that he’s been charged with animal cruelty and is gonna have to shell out for a lawyer now….

His boys are keeping a lower profile, although sources tell us that Nuno Camara regularly abuses that poor goat.

This was an actual conversation Renzo attempted to have about the incident on Facebook after we made him Turtleboy famous….

We really deal with some brilliant people:

“Sharing it is even more fucked up.”

But…..you were the one who shared it.

“Yea, but only on SnapChat. No one can see things on SnapChat.”

But it’s OK because, “n word that’s all I see on social media is n words smoking with animals”

“Now that I smoke with a goat everyone care.”

Someone get me that on a t-shirt.

Newsflash – if your Facebook feed is really filled with people getting high with livestock, it’s time to reevaluate your life choices.

Here’s my question – why haven’t the Fitchburg PD arrested the turtle murderer yet? They handed it off to the Environmental Police, who obviously are useless since they know it was Austin Shook and Raul Figueroa in that video, and they’re not hard to find.

But the TPD just showed you that the regular police can arrest people for animal cruelty. So……your move FPD. Yea, it was fucked up that these assholes scared the shit out that goat and forced it to smoke a blunt with them. But ultimately he’s still alive, unlike that poor turtle who suffered an agonizing death.

“Turtleboy isn’t real news. Look at me, I’m a stupid poo-poo head.”

Name another media outlet that continuously uses their platform to expose criminals and ultimately leads to their arrests? You can’t. It’s Turtle Riders vs. the World. And we’re winning.