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Turtle Murdering Fitchburg Fupa Fungus Messaged Deskie Threatening Deformation Lawsuit If We Don’t Take Down Video Of Him Murdering An Innocent Turtle

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Yesterday we shared this story about some fupa fungus from Fitchburg who killed a turtle by kicking it in the head, and then uploaded it to social media. The video we uploaded to Youtube was removed because Youtube, just like all silicon valley startups, is run by PC millenial pussies who have a problem with public shaming of terrible people. Here it is if you haven’t seen it. Be warned, it’s not pretty.

His name is Austin Shook, and his fat, useless ass is from Fitchburg.

Turns out he did this in Gardner, so the GPD posted this today:


So the Environmental Police are investigating it. Hopefully he and Raul Fernandez, the cameraman, will both be arrested. The video evidence is the only evidence that matters. They are guilty. Arrest them.

Well today the fupa fungus messaged us on Facebook and is the five thousandth person this week to file a deformation lawsuit against us….

Not even Deskie was in the mood to humor this human garbage. Hopefully they didn’t arrest him today because it’s a holiday. He needs to be arrested, because I can’t imagine how what he did doesn’t violate a whole bunch of laws.

That blog has been viewed more than any this entire year on Turtleboy. Everyone knows what you look like, and everyone hates you. You better hope the cops find you first Austin. People are pretty upset.

35 Comment(s)
  • Ralph
    July 14, 2018 at 9:49 am

    EPA investigated this incident that happened at a local central Mass. golf course, it did not happen in Gardner. Austin is screwed. I hope prison time is painful for him!!!

  • Brian Connors
    July 13, 2018 at 10:28 am

    Seeing scumbags like this finally get what’s coming to them is such a sweet thing.

  • Austin is a cunt
    July 7, 2018 at 2:00 am

    I’m so disgusted! I can’t say anything that everyone else hasn’t already said. What a useless piece of shit! Someone needs to drop kick him in the face

  • Brandi
    July 6, 2018 at 9:35 pm

    This is so upsetting that people like this exist praying for the turtle <3

  • Masshole
    July 6, 2018 at 6:51 pm

    I really don’t understand how certain people like this know the word ‘defamation’ but don’t know that ‘defamation’ is only if the person says something that they both know to be false and that also hurts the person’s reputation or character. If someone did or said something and it’s true, anyone can publicly talk or post about it and as long as they don’t purposely lie, there’s nothing illegal about it. Defamation = false. Truth can NOT be defamation.

    Defamation – Any intentional false communication, either written or spoken, that harms a person’s reputation; decreases the respect, regard, or confidence in which a person is held; or induces disparaging, hostile, or disagreeable opinions or feelings against a person.

  • Nate
    July 6, 2018 at 2:59 pm

    Ah, so it looks like this chubby, Sociopath of a Ginger is a Member of Cobra Kai… “Strike first, strike hard, no mercy, Sir!” I can safely assume that he has mastered the art of Taekwondo-uche!

  • Fat fuck scumbag
    July 5, 2018 at 11:23 pm

    Fat piece of trash !!!!! Whats a matter the turtle turned you down too bc you soo fucking gross.

  • ShookOnRaulsAzz
    July 5, 2018 at 10:01 pm

    Raul licks ass and balls buckwild shitstain style

  • Publius
    July 5, 2018 at 6:49 pm

    any update. heard a team o good ole boys comin for Austin this weekend.

  • Bertha Von Nation
    July 5, 2018 at 4:36 pm

    That little bitch is in Bertha’s back yard now! He better hope the GPD pick his little bitch ass up, because we turtleriders are LEGION!

  • Daniel McKinney
    July 5, 2018 at 2:26 pm

    I volunteer to fight him in a legal mma match. guaranteed to wipe the floor with him on live television
    and ill do it wearing a ninja turtle costume too

    • Real_Finn
      Finn
      July 6, 2018 at 11:01 pm

      I would definitely sponsor you. We’d pack the house. We would also need a paramedic and detail cop on duty – for his safety, of course.

      Fondly,
      Finn

  • Zier
    July 5, 2018 at 11:51 am

    Update it’s 7/5/18 did they arrest his ass yet??? This is ridiculous!

    • paranoiawilldestroyya
      July 5, 2018 at 3:32 pm

      There is no mention of it on the Massachusetts Environmental Police FB page. Not saying they have to address it on social media, but are we just taking Gardner PD’s word that they passed the complaint along?

  • Sick Bitch Tits Loser Austin
    July 5, 2018 at 10:47 am

    Austin Shook Rauls cock in his mouth after the killing. These two sick fucks use animal killing as foreplay.

  • WeAreFucked
    July 5, 2018 at 7:36 am

    Fuck him. Fuck his friend. Then fuck that hot teen chick he’s with in the other blog’s pictures.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    July 5, 2018 at 6:47 am

    Dudes like this make me chuckle: Tubby little fuck with moobs who thinks he’s Chuck Norris because he can make is flabby leg lift high enough to kick an innocent turtle. Sort of like the short guys you see driving around in obnoxiously loud pickups with lift kits.
    It’s usually because they suffer from micro-penis issues…..and feel the need to bolster their “masculinity”.
    Feel better now, “big guy”?

  • The Law
    July 5, 2018 at 6:19 am

    Ginger karate douche, torturing and killing animals. In Massachusetts It is illegal to possess or transport any live wild animal without being a licensed Problem Animal Control Agent. Fishing regulations require a freshwater fishing permit to harvest snapping turtles and the seasons are January 1 – April 30 and July 17 – December 31.

    This Snapping Turtle was
    1) Taken alive and transported illegally.
    2) Harvested out of season. (poaching)
    3) Harvested without a permit.

    Mass General Law Part IV, Title I, Chapter 272, Section 77:
    “Whosoever tortures, torments, cruelly beats, mutilates or kills an animal”
    “or causes or procures an animal to”. (see above”
    “shall be punished by imprisonment in the state prison for not more than 7 years or in the house of correction for not more than 2.5 years or by a fine of not more than $5,000.00 dollars or both”. A second of subsequent offense increases to 10 years and $10,000.00 dollars.

    This animal was:
    1) Procured for unlawful purposes.
    2) Tortured, beaten and killed.

    Put that in your crack pipe and smoke it you two scumbags.

    Paul Figueroa janitor in Hill Crest nursing home and rehab facility. Hate to think of what he might be filming or doing with the disabled and elderly persons living there. He is an equal participant in this torture and killing.

  • Yuck
    July 5, 2018 at 6:08 am

    Goddamn, that motherfucker has bigger tits than my wife, WTF!!!!

  • whatevuh
    July 5, 2018 at 5:34 am

    just another shit-stain on the underwear of Fitchburg – color me . . . shocked!

  • Slayer
    July 5, 2018 at 4:17 am

    MEP, Gardner and Fitchburg LEO’s are coming for you Austin Shook. You will do time for your sick crime. Your time is short, be afraid criminal. You won’t survive being locked up with the gangs and the hardcore population. You’re soft and weak, you will not do well there.

    . “…Take my shit down or I’m gonna sue you for defamation of character.”
    Austin Shook, you have no character to defame. Case closed.
    Guilty as charged.

  • Steve Irwin
    July 5, 2018 at 1:49 am

    As for the most views of an article this year. I shared this post nationally on a number of platforms. As I said yesterday, I hope this mf gets his turd cutter obliterated in prison.

  • Donatello
    July 5, 2018 at 1:48 am

    I honestly thought this was a girl based on the amount of tits this “guy” has. Instead of abusing animals, how about working out? Fat fuck.

  • itsjustme
    Itsjustme
    July 5, 2018 at 1:27 am

    What do you want to bet he is a virgin?

  • widowed
    July 4, 2018 at 11:37 pm

    Big “very little man and his camera buddy” against a defenseless turtle. Hope when they get before a judge, that the judge gets how proud they were to do what that did to a turtle. 10-20-30 years from now explains this to a future employer.

  • Margaret
    July 4, 2018 at 10:32 pm

    All us turtle fans should be taking this personally I know I am road trip to Bitchburg

  • Fuck you scumbags
    July 4, 2018 at 10:29 pm

    Raul Figueroa*

    • Richard Moscoffian
      July 4, 2018 at 10:46 pm

      Youre just as guilty you piece of shit. Ill happily smash you the fuck out too homie.

    • This Is Austin Call Me Buddy
      July 5, 2018 at 10:52 am

      Raul save the fucking for Austin. I would like you to cum on my tits after some rear entry.

  • Richard moscoffian
    July 4, 2018 at 10:27 pm

    Ill fight him for you. Pussy ass piece of shit.

  • Richard moscoffian
    July 4, 2018 at 10:25 pm

    Ill fight him for you. Piece pussy ass of shit.

  • Phong
    phong
    July 4, 2018 at 10:21 pm

    Some of those Env. cops have a chip on their shoulder. I hope they resisting arrest him.
    Fucking combat wombat wannabe.

  • MrSmiley
    July 4, 2018 at 10:12 pm

    Legal mma fight. Yeaaaa affflictionbro you kicked a turtle.
    You’re a tough one huh. What gym would be happy for you to rep them? NONE. Keep flapping tb gonna make you famousss.

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    July 4, 2018 at 9:37 pm

    The Bull’s logo on the steering wheel is a new level of ratchet.

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