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Yesterday we shared this story about some fupa fungus from Fitchburg who killed a turtle by kicking it in the head, and then uploaded it to social media. The video we uploaded to Youtube was removed because Youtube, just like all silicon valley startups, is run by PC millenial pussies who have a problem with public shaming of terrible people. Here it is if you haven’t seen it. Be warned, it’s not pretty.
His name is Austin Shook, and his fat, useless ass is from Fitchburg.
Turns out he did this in Gardner, so the GPD posted this today:
So the Environmental Police are investigating it. Hopefully he and Raul Fernandez, the cameraman, will both be arrested. The video evidence is the only evidence that matters. They are guilty. Arrest them.
Well today the fupa fungus messaged us on Facebook and is the five thousandth person this week to file a deformation lawsuit against us….
Not even Deskie was in the mood to humor this human garbage. Hopefully they didn’t arrest him today because it’s a holiday. He needs to be arrested, because I can’t imagine how what he did doesn’t violate a whole bunch of laws.
That blog has been viewed more than any this entire year on Turtleboy. Everyone knows what you look like, and everyone hates you. You better hope the cops find you first Austin. People are pretty upset.