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The Fuck The Po-Lease Allie’s Donuts Guy’s Mom Spends All Day Posting Pro Police Stuff And He Makes Video Showing He Might Be High As Shit Or Completely Insane

 

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Yesterday we published a blog about Allie’s Donuts in Rhode Island after they decided to announce on D-Day that they wouldn’t be giving cops or military a discount any longer. They were flooded with customers yesterday since the Fuck 12 attitude has taken over in this country, and it seemed like owner Matt Drescher was trying to drum up business as the woke white guy of the day.

But in the last 24 hours it’s become apparent that he’s either a complete lunatic who has no idea what he’s talking about, or he’s on a crazy mushroom bender and it’s causing him to say crazy shit. This is his mother Anne Drescher.

While her son was becoming Internet famous as the face of the fuck the po-lease mafia, she spent the day posting pro-police stuff on her Facebook page.

It’s become very clear that these people don’t hate or support the police. They’re just high or clinically insane. She couldn’t even figure out how to respond to this.

Then her idiot son went and did a 15 minute rant, that you simply must watch, illustrating that he clearly has some screws loose.


To review:

  • He sold out of donuts
  • Everyone thanked him
  • It’s not about the quantity, it’s about the quality of the customers
  • Donuts are essential in Rhode Island
  • All of the minorities in this country live in different ways than white people do

Does this look like a guy who’s really all there right now?

I want whatever he’s one because it looks like a great time.

The quotes were just….something else.

“They (POC) live with different fears and they have to train their own kind to deal with it on a regular basis as if it’s normal and we all accept that and nobody talks about it and WHY DONT WE TALK ABOUT IT???!!”

Good point Matt, we hardly ever talk about racism in this country.

Why don’t people who are in control and have power speak out against something their brother does?Instead of having conversations like, “yo man, let’s not act that way.”

He did it! He solved police brutality!

If we can do Elon Musk stuff then how come we can’t talk about a traffic stop of a minority individual based on some sort of data that we have based on things that we have to prepare for and what we learn, that kind of stuff.

I have no idea what he’s talking about and it’s safe to say he doesn’t either.

He also solved race relations.

Should we treat them the same? The answer to that is, yes. Why can’t we just have that conversation?

Fuck, I didn’t even THINK of that!

People wanted to know why he got rid of the military discount, since they have nothing to do with police brutality. His answer:

“I would say ignorance is not bliss, and if you’re quiet you’re part of the problem. Like, why am I speaking up? I just make donuts. It’s because we all matter and our voices matter and let’s use them. Let’s be accountable for that, for our responsibility as human beings.”

“Everyone’s mad at me because I hate the military, I don’t hate the military. I don’t wanna use names because I fear for their safety now but I now people in the military.”

Wait…..what?

And finally his summation was a history lesson.

“I’m sorry if you were offended that we had to take action. I’m sorry that I disrespected your sacrifice and duty to the people of this country that you don’t even know. But I stand by my statement. We need to stand up for the people who have been wronged for ages for years, like, why wouldn’t we want to stand up for them? Black people built this country. Before the cotton gin, are you kidding me. Look into the spice trade, I mean sugar.”

Oh I get it now. They can’t give military veterans a discount anymore because he tried E and learned about the spice trade and the cotton gin. It all makes sense now.

Responses like this are starting to make a lot more sense now.

I can’t believe that this is one of the most well known eateries in Rhode Island. It’s literally run by a guy who sounds like he should be institutionalized or checked into rehab. He has no idea what BLM is even about, and he got hundreds of anti-cop idiots to travel from far and wide to by his cop hating donuts from him. Imagine working for this dude? If there are any employees out there who would like to talk then hit me up on Facebook at Clarence Woods Emerson or email me at [email protected]

 

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39 Comment(s)
  • Yes teddx
    June 10, 2020 at 6:23 pm

    This retard probably frosts a stack of donuts to look like cops and hate fucks them for that time they took his bag of molly he was gonna use to score at the Foxy.

  • Fat Girl Titties
    June 10, 2020 at 8:23 am

    Nice flat brim faggot. Where’s Mr Tormentor when we need him?

  • Stew ped falk tarred
    June 10, 2020 at 5:58 am

    About 15 seconds into his rant, I decided his best remedy is a throat punch. I’m talking a tracheal destruction, not just a little choke and cough. Follow it up with a bone shattering hit to the nose. Once that blood starts down his damaged throat, he’s as good as dead.

    This guy is one more reason that RI is a mentally challenged state.

  • Good Luck
    June 9, 2020 at 5:00 pm

    This 3rd generation “Owner” does nothing more than add to the whole “3rd Generation loses it all” rule in family business…Christ, his mom is doing damage control publicly while probably beating him with the roiling pin privately…Google it and there are hundreds of articles/example.. Good Luck Allie’s. (I actually would have stopped by your joint under a better advertisement plan.. Not anymore.) I’ll end by saying you may have broke the bank this week in sales revenues and maybe even next with this but come the doldrums of summer, the end of the school year, the fact that most SJWs have attention spans limited to local everyday needs and the latest SJW cause (and not driving an extra 20 miles for a fucken donut) and other reasons. This may become your zenith to your nadir… Good Luck (NOT!)

  • B
    June 8, 2020 at 10:52 pm

    Did he lose his creds when he said ” It’s because we all matter and our voices matter”?

  • Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts
    June 8, 2020 at 9:45 pm

    “I like to lick lovingly around the outside and then thrust my tongue in the middle”

  • THE VIRGIN CONNIE SWAIL
    June 8, 2020 at 8:07 pm

    What a fucking idiot

    CHICAGO (AP) — 27 people were killed and at least 92 were wounded by gun violence in Chicago’s most violent weekend of the year so far.

    Originally, the Chicago Sun-Times​ reported nineteen people were killed and at least 63 others were wounded but that number was determined to be higher.

    More than half of the weekend’s victims were shot on Sunday following violent protests Saturday night that led to hundreds of arrests and a curfew.

    The victims included an 18-year-old woman shot in the head late Sunday on the West Side and two men, ages 39 and 31, shot in the head Sunday in Calumet Heights on the South Side when someone in an SUV pulled up and opened fire on their vehicle, police said.

    From 7 p.m. Friday, May 29, through 11 p.m. Sunday, May 31, 25 people were killed in the city, with another 85 wounded by gunfire, according to data maintained by the Chicago Sun-Times.

    Most homicide victims in Chicago are young, black men, and the suspects are, too. But murders have fallen significantly in recent years, along with police-involved shootings. There were 764 murders and 12 fatal police-involved shootings in 2016, compared with 492 murders and three fatal police-involved shootings last year.
    you sir are a fucking idiot with a drug problem, go to Chicago and give your ranting speech you fucking asshole. Better still try Mattapan or Roxbury

  • North of the Border
    June 8, 2020 at 8:02 pm

    High as shit or completely insane?

    Why not both?

    Shoulda quit while you were behind, Matt. And having mommy fight your battles for you? Fucking weak, dude.

  • Cheddah
    June 8, 2020 at 6:26 pm

    “Say no to drugs kids..”
    – McGruff the Crime Dog

  • Daryl Strawberry
    June 8, 2020 at 5:46 pm

    Ahhh…..the familiar ramblings of a cokehead. Brings my back to my glory days.

  • Stewart Nod
    June 8, 2020 at 5:21 pm

    I will NEVER trust someone who owns a food business, let alone donuts, and is skinny. How the f**k are you skinny, broah? How?! Guy is a freaking choad and a half.
    That said, I had one of their donut cakes in December and it may have been the best sh*t I ever ate.
    Best,
    Stewart

  • juror seven esq.
    June 8, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    The line out the door, how many oppressed, disadvantaged minorities were in that line? Did they get free donuts?

  • Mister Donut
    June 8, 2020 at 4:23 pm

    In my opinion the place is dirty and the donuts are not even a little bit good. He’s a fucking idiot who was handed a business that he’s going to run into the ground. Fuck him and his mother

    • Treat Me Donuts
      June 8, 2020 at 6:45 pm

      His mother was quite looker before electricity

  • Judge dread
    June 8, 2020 at 3:59 pm

    I bet he supports de-funding the police, disarming the citizenry, forced section 8 relocation to nice neighborhoods, reparations and 100% of his friends are white.

  • Oliver Sutton
    June 8, 2020 at 3:51 pm

    This is not a man. This is a cunt.
    When someone needs an example of ‘virtue signalling’ just show them this pandering cunt.

  • Battleborn13
    June 8, 2020 at 3:45 pm

    Now there’s a guy who’s had a cock or twelve in his mouth.

  • Jazz47
    June 8, 2020 at 3:43 pm

    He can stick his donuts up his dumb ass. He’s so dumb, how dumb is he? He’s so dumb it took him five minutes to think of the first word to start his dumb rant which made zero sense. That’s how dumb he is. Matt Dumb Douchebag.

  • Randall Patrick McMurphy
    June 8, 2020 at 3:18 pm

    Just give him his fucking cigarettes!

  • Reality
    June 8, 2020 at 3:07 pm

    To even think that blacks only picked cotton is extremely racist. What about the blacks who farmed tobacco or hemp among other things? Does this tard not even realize his own racism while fighting so called racism that’s not even a thing with white people, I guess not, what a fucking moron! If you really want to talk about racism you should go into the asian community and the black community and ask why it’s ok for them to be racist against each other and whites as well.
    Go to chiiiina and ask them why they wouldnt rent houses or let blacks order food or buy things from stores there during the plandemic while beating blacks in the streets. or better yet, why not go down to south africa and ask the blacks why they are killing whites at an epic rate. Maybe he would like to go over to the middle east and ask them why they like to throw the gays from rooftops. Perhaps he would like a trip over to the uk and ask the muslim and african gangs why they like to beat and rape white people. Maybe he wants to speak with the woman of middle eastern decent on why she killed a 7 year old white girl. Maybe a chat with the 4 black kids who tied up and beat a white child who has a mental handicap and post it on Facebook. If those dont answer his questions on racism I could give him 100s of more questions to ask why blacks are such racists along with the asians, Africans, muslims etc.

    P.s. I’ve taken the magic mushrooms a few times and they do not make people act this way. Let’s not place blame on the Psilocybe genus or Amanita muscaria (which are great at helping people who suffer from migraines). Lsd along with ecstasy if you can actually find it, do not make people act like this either. Magic mushrooms make you laugh and open your mind same with lsd. Ecstasy makes you happy and loving. this mangina cuck is on some other shit. I’m thinking 2 tubes of airplane glue a can of krylon and smoking bed bugs is what has him acting this way.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    June 8, 2020 at 1:59 pm

    Publicity stunt, he’s capitalizing on a crisis to drum up business, but seriously, the new customers he has are not customers any other place would want anyway.

  • Im confused
    June 8, 2020 at 1:47 pm

    Do we still ruin his business like tattoo guy or no?

  • H. Himmler
    June 8, 2020 at 1:28 pm

    Hans, get the flamethrower, we need to be sure

  • Matt "Buster" Drescher
    June 8, 2020 at 1:17 pm

    Matt Drescher is Buster from arrested development, mommy issues and all, he had too much cranberry juice. Buster Drescher would never use mushrooms or amphetamines.

  • Lee Ho
    June 8, 2020 at 1:16 pm

    I don’t even want to know how this loser puts the holes in the doughnuts.

  • Rick James
    June 8, 2020 at 1:02 pm

    Cocaine’s a helluva drug.

  • Talk about pretentious ...
    June 8, 2020 at 12:54 pm

    I tried to watch his propaganda video but after the first 10 seconds of him silently & dramatically staring into the lens I had enough. Pretentious self important POS. He needs to step up and give free donuts to all ebt card holders of color. Perhaps he can have a color gradient chart at the counter. Just hold it up against your face and if your not dark enough you pay full price. It’s all about the Melanin!

  • mstone
    June 8, 2020 at 12:36 pm

    “We’ll let him run the donut store. I mean, how could he possibly make a mess out of donuts?” Mom

    • Inheritance
      June 8, 2020 at 12:49 pm

      One must wonder what, specifically, mom and dad saw in young Matt that convinced them he was capable of running the family business. I mean, doesn’t he have any marginally coherent brothers or sisters who could have taken the reins?

  • scarlet
    June 8, 2020 at 12:33 pm

    What a tool

  • IEP
    June 8, 2020 at 12:27 pm

    Dollars to donuts he rode the short bus as a youngster.

    Mustn’t mock the learning disabled, though . . .

  • Snarky Pete
    June 8, 2020 at 12:26 pm

    Time to evict Junior from the basement

  • ITCHY_BALLS
    June 8, 2020 at 12:23 pm

    There’s some good “sugar” in them donuts. He’s high right?? tell me he’s high…..

  • Captian Obvious
    June 8, 2020 at 12:20 pm

    “I fucked up mommy and daddy’s donut farm. So I’m going to tell you all thanks and I get a do over.
    Thanks mummy for your kind postings to get my ass out of the fire. And thank to my friends for providing a welcome batch of Diegos finest for getting me through this clusterfuck over the last 48 hours. ** wink, wink** How’s my no apology, apology?”

    I can only some upstanding RI based American burns this asshole out on the street.

    Obvious.

    • Calorie
      June 8, 2020 at 12:41 pm

      Better yet, open a Krispy Kreme across the street.

      • JoeMomma
        June 8, 2020 at 2:12 pm

        For the folks at Naval Station Newport there is a Dunkin near gate 1 (just totally renovated) as well as another near gate 17. There is also Ma’s donuts on West Main that is far better than Allie’s

  • Do the Reich Thing
    June 8, 2020 at 12:13 pm

    Is this the same guy who shows up on Felger and Mazz when they do the Christmas in the City charity auction?

    BTW, notice the new school guidelines for the fall? Baker has kids wearing masks..so therefore mask for adults into the fall?

    • Calorie
      June 8, 2020 at 12:39 pm

      Better yet, open a Krispy Kreme across the street.

  • overthrow now!
    June 8, 2020 at 12:08 pm

    I’d like to order a dozen of the LSD Donuts, with the crystal meth sprinkles.

    We also need to abolish capitalism, so I want them for free.

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