What were the odds that Dennis Harrison would be the proud owner of a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat?
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After we kick the shit out of the Steelers today there will be no shortage of excuses:
From Massachusetts State Police, here is their release on the arrest of Dennis Harrison, 25, for setting off a false firm alarm, etc pic.twitter.com/CP5z1m4nlX
— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) January 22, 2017
Yup, some Masshole from East Boston gained legendary status when he pulled the fire alarm at 3 AM in the Steelers hotel in Boston.
The hotel was evacuated while the fire department checked the building, but while many Steelers players were awakened by the alarm, the team was not officially evacuated. On Sunday morning, the Mass State Police released a statement saying it arrested a 25-year-old Dennis Harrison from East Boston for pulling the alarm at the Logan Airport Hilton hotel. He was charged with disorderly conduct, disturbing the peace and pulling a false fire alarm. ESPN reports he pulled an alarm in a stairwell near an exit at the hotel and jumped into a waiting car with two other men and fled the scene. State Police later caught up and arrested him.
Dennis Harrison's mugshot taken shortly after pulling the fire alarm in the Steelers hotel in Boston this morning. pic.twitter.com/4gamahUBeT
— Kirk & Callahan (@KirkAndCallahan) January 22, 2017
Looks like someone’s gonna be missing the AFC Championship game today. Worth it. If a fan is gonna pull a stunt like this, it might as well be someone like Dennis Harrison from East Boston. Because clearly he has very little to lose. Especially since he quit his job at Stop n Shop.
I mean, when I see stuff like this
I immediately reach the conclusion that this was just another day in the life of Dennis Harrison’s “When keeping it real goes wrong.”
Of course the State’s Attorney who gets this case only really needs one piece of evidence to prove that Dennis Harrison is in fact a world class assbag:
The flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat. You simply don’t buy one of those unless you plan on getting arrested in the next six months. There isn’t a person in America who owns a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat and isn’t oozing dooshnozzelry wherever they go. It was his destiny.
Anyway, he might be a wigtacular hoodrat, but he’s OUR wigtcular hoodrat. But yea, if he was hoping to have any sort of plausible deniability, he might’ve wanted to clean up his social media before becoming the Patriots unofficial 12th man:
— Dennis Harrison (@thejetisback) September 12, 2016
At least the butthurts will have a new scandal to talk about on Monday. And when they do, just remind them that someone did this to the Patriots twice before the Super Bowl. And instead of whining about it they went out there and won the Super Bowl.
Although if Dennis Harrison hadn’t been arrested I think we all know who’d they’d be blaming.
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