What were the odds that Dennis Harrison would be the proud owner of a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat?
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After we kick the shit out of the Steelers today there will be no shortage of excuses:
From Massachusetts State Police, here is their release on the arrest of Dennis Harrison, 25, for setting off a false firm alarm, etc pic.twitter.com/CP5z1m4nlX
— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) January 22, 2017
Yup, some Masshole from East Boston gained legendary status when he pulled the fire alarm at 3 AM in the Steelers hotel in Boston.
The hotel was evacuated while the fire department checked the building, but while many Steelers players were awakened by the alarm, the team was not officially evacuated. On Sunday morning, the Mass State Police released a statement saying it arrested a 25-year-old Dennis Harrison from East Boston for pulling the alarm at the Logan Airport Hilton hotel. He was charged with disorderly conduct, disturbing the peace and pulling a false fire alarm. ESPN reports he pulled an alarm in a stairwell near an exit at the hotel and jumped into a waiting car with two other men and fled the scene. State Police later caught up and arrested him.
Dennis Harrison's mugshot taken shortly after pulling the fire alarm in the Steelers hotel in Boston this morning. pic.twitter.com/4gamahUBeT
— Kirk & Callahan (@KirkAndCallahan) January 22, 2017
Looks like someone’s gonna be missing the AFC Championship game today. Worth it. If a fan is gonna pull a stunt like this, it might as well be someone like Dennis Harrison from East Boston. Because clearly he has very little to lose. Especially since he quit his job at Stop n Shop.
I mean, when I see stuff like this
I immediately reach the conclusion that this was just another day in the life of Dennis Harrison’s “When keeping it real goes wrong.”
Of course the State’s Attorney who gets this case only really needs one piece of evidence to prove that Dennis Harrison is in fact a world class assbag:
Guilty.
The flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat. You simply don’t buy one of those unless you plan on getting arrested in the next six months. There isn’t a person in America who owns a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat and isn’t oozing dooshnozzelry wherever they go. It was his destiny.
Anyway, he might be a wigtacular hoodrat, but he’s OUR wigtcular hoodrat. But yea, if he was hoping to have any sort of plausible deniability, he might’ve wanted to clean up his social media before becoming the Patriots unofficial 12th man:
Take that Goddell @scottzolak pic.twitter.com/r0NEopxnWF
— Dennis Harrison (@thejetisback) September 12, 2016
At least the butthurts will have a new scandal to talk about on Monday. And when they do, just remind them that someone did this to the Patriots twice before the Super Bowl. And instead of whining about it they went out there and won the Super Bowl.
Although if Dennis Harrison hadn’t been arrested I think we all know who’d they’d be blaming.
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Thanks Dennis Harrison 12 Neptune Cir Boston, MA 02128-1570
Dennis Harrison 12 Neptune Cir Boston, MA 02128-1570
Look at all the other little boys coming out to defend the gangster wanna -be!! WOW.
Do any of these little boys wanna be gangsters with the intelligent (sorry, big word) have a job or life? Just wondering? GO
Sorry, but you’re assuming this kid is a gangster based on pictures someone selected from his Facebook page to intentionally make him look bad. That in itself is not at all intelligent, but shows how gullible and stupid most people- like yourself- truly are. Just to clarify, den is not a gangster, nor does he ever try to be.
Not a gangsta, he just wears the official gangsta uniform
Sorry, but you’re assuming this kid is a gangster based on pictures someone selected from his Facebook page to intentionally make him look bad. That in itself is not at all intelligent, but shows how gullible and stupid most people- like yourself- truly are. Just to clarify, den is not a gangster, nor does he ever try to be.
Ahhhhhh BULLSHIT! He’s a poser. A wannabe gangster. But he’s too soft and scrawny of a wus tomever be taken seriously on the streets. I bet even in lockup he gets wagon circled by the rest of the inmates and gladly guzzles their loads because he’s too weak to take a punch.
Woooow lmao you’re really trying hard to keep up with barstool huh? I mean who can actually try and bash someone about quitting your stop and shop job after college to get a real career? New England fans are die hard and it’s why we love them, let’s laugh at YOU turtle boy and at this lengedary act!!! Thanks for keeping things interesting den !
If you want to keep things interesting, I’ll burgle your back door while wearing a spiked leather glove.
Barstool is for adolescent boys – and I bet you have a pink Red Sox hat.
Die hard fan, huh? You millennial punks have no f’in clue what it is to be a die hard fan. You’ve had multiple Super Bowl & World Series wins, and a NBA & NHL championship over the last 15 years or so. No surprise you entitled dimwits think that is normal. Stick to playing xbox and giving handies to wannabe gangstas.
How about all you pieces of trash stop bashing den and go on with your own lives. He is a local legend and will be remembered long after this prank unlike all of you who will cry yourselves to sleep every night when the pats win the super bowl. Local kid from eastie will live on while you all die of desperation. Keep being you den!
The pictures you used are from about 7 years ago and the stop and shop is an old job so maybe check the dates before you post
fuck you and your gay article. you FAGGOT.
Did you read the same article as me? Where did you see any gay stuff? I mean, he does like to have his arm around other dudes, in like, every picture… And he definitely looks kinda swishy… But no where did I see anything about man-on-man or even woman-on-woman (which is super hot gayness) action… Maybe you just see gay stuff wherever you go, and that just says all kinds of stuff about you…
He looks just like his father, George Harrison
They look like the rest of the inbreds that are on here daily.
Thanks a lot asshole. Now steelers fans are gonna be bitching that this is the reason the pats won this game and went to the Superbowl. #FireAlarmGate
Not all Turd. Steelers fans like me will admit freely that they didn’t play well. Even if the refs had not blown some calls, it wouldn’t have mattered. Puking in the red zone and turnovers will lose the game most every time, especially against a team like the Patriots.
Because of my deep hatred for the Falcons and Roger Goodell, I will be rooting for the Patriots.
Yeah…I hate the falcons too. I hope Brady sets multiple records during that game which would be the ultimate “fuck you” to that dickweed roger goodall.
Finally we agree on something but go ahead and lash away. Go Pats!
Pulling the fire alarm is a dick move and not cool.
General Laws – Part IV – Title I – Chapter 269
Section 13: False alarms of fire
Whoever, without reasonable cause, by outcry or the ringing of bells, or otherwise, makes or circulates or causes to be made or circulated a false alarm of fire shall be punished by a fine of not less than one hundred dollars nor more than five hundred dollars, or by imprisonment in a jail or house of correction for not more than one year.
Thirdsies!……………….eat my shit bitches!
Touche
Dear Pat fans,
The Patriots may lose. I think Brett may need to be called in as an extra runningback and Matty Mo mo as a wide reciever. Aiden will be at tight end until tomorrow when he wakes up next to Brett and Matty.
Take one for the team Aiden.
Respectfully, Owner of the turtlebrain.
Your unhumorous screed indicates the only things you really own are an 8th grade education and a raw, leaking asshole.
I do not have a leaking problem. A whole roll of paper towels back there works just fine. I do have to say though that after years of dealing with a gaping asshole like this that Brawny gives you the best bang for your buck.
My mistake, raw and raging, but the leak is plugged.