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The Hero From East Boston Who Pulled The Fire Alarm In The Steelers Hotel At 3 AM Is Everything You Dreamed He’d Be And More

What were the odds that Dennis Harrison would be the proud owner of a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat?

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After we kick the shit out of the Steelers today there will be no shortage of excuses:

Yup, some Masshole from East Boston gained legendary status when he pulled the fire alarm at 3 AM in the Steelers hotel in Boston.

The hotel was evacuated while the fire department checked the building, but while many Steelers players were awakened by the alarm, the team was not officially evacuated. On Sunday morning, the Mass State Police released a statement saying it arrested a 25-year-old Dennis Harrison from East Boston for pulling the alarm at the Logan Airport Hilton hotel. He was charged with disorderly conduct, disturbing the peace and pulling a false fire alarm. ESPN reports he pulled an alarm in a stairwell near an exit at the hotel and jumped into a waiting car with two other men and fled the scene. State Police later caught up and arrested him.

Looks like someone’s gonna be missing the AFC Championship game today. Worth it. If a fan is gonna pull a stunt like this, it might as well be someone like Dennis Harrison from East Boston. Because clearly he has very little to lose. Especially since he quit his job at Stop n Shop.

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I mean, when I see stuff like this


I immediately reach the conclusion that this was just another day in the life of Dennis Harrison’s “When keeping it real goes wrong.”

Of course the State’s Attorney who gets this case only really needs one piece of evidence to prove that Dennis Harrison is in fact a world class assbag:



The flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat. You simply don’t buy one of those unless you plan on getting arrested in the next six months. There isn’t a person in America who owns a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat and isn’t oozing dooshnozzelry wherever they go. It was his destiny.

Anyway, he might be a wigtacular hoodrat, but he’s OUR wigtcular hoodrat. But yea, if he was hoping to have any sort of plausible deniability, he might’ve wanted to clean up his social media before becoming the Patriots unofficial 12th man:

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At least the butthurts will have a new scandal to talk about on Monday. And when they do, just remind them that someone did this to the Patriots twice before the Super Bowl. And instead of whining about it they went out there and won the Super Bowl.

Although if Dennis Harrison hadn’t been arrested I think we all know who’d they’d be blaming.

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27 Comment(s)
  • Bill Belichick
    January 23, 2017 at 9:05 pm

    Thanks Dennis Harrison 12 Neptune Cir Boston, MA 02128-1570

  • Bill Belichick
    January 23, 2017 at 9:01 pm

    Dennis Harrison 12 Neptune Cir Boston, MA 02128-1570

  • Ann
    January 23, 2017 at 2:30 pm

    Look at all the other little boys coming out to defend the gangster wanna -be!! WOW.
    Do any of these little boys wanna be gangsters with the intelligent (sorry, big word) have a job or life? Just wondering? GO

    • T
      January 23, 2017 at 5:15 pm

      Sorry, but you’re assuming this kid is a gangster based on pictures someone selected from his Facebook page to intentionally make him look bad. That in itself is not at all intelligent, but shows how gullible and stupid most people- like yourself- truly are. Just to clarify, den is not a gangster, nor does he ever try to be.

      • Jack Cracker
        January 23, 2017 at 7:07 pm

        Not a gangsta, he just wears the official gangsta uniform

    • T
      January 23, 2017 at 5:16 pm

      Sorry, but you’re assuming this kid is a gangster based on pictures someone selected from his Facebook page to intentionally make him look bad. That in itself is not at all intelligent, but shows how gullible and stupid most people- like yourself- truly are. Just to clarify, den is not a gangster, nor does he ever try to be.

      • Turd Burglestein
        January 23, 2017 at 7:13 pm

        Ahhhhhh BULLSHIT! He’s a poser. A wannabe gangster. But he’s too soft and scrawny of a wus tomever be taken seriously on the streets. I bet even in lockup he gets wagon circled by the rest of the inmates and gladly guzzles their loads because he’s too weak to take a punch.

  • Valerie
    January 23, 2017 at 1:24 pm

    Woooow lmao you’re really trying hard to keep up with barstool huh? I mean who can actually try and bash someone about quitting your stop and shop job after college to get a real career? New England fans are die hard and it’s why we love them, let’s laugh at YOU turtle boy and at this lengedary act!!! Thanks for keeping things interesting den !

    • Turd Burglestein
      January 23, 2017 at 7:15 pm

      If you want to keep things interesting, I’ll burgle your back door while wearing a spiked leather glove.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Bill Buckner
      January 23, 2017 at 8:11 pm

      Barstool is for adolescent boys – and I bet you have a pink Red Sox hat.

      Die hard fan, huh? You millennial punks have no f’in clue what it is to be a die hard fan. You’ve had multiple Super Bowl & World Series wins, and a NBA & NHL championship over the last 15 years or so. No surprise you entitled dimwits think that is normal. Stick to playing xbox and giving handies to wannabe gangstas.

  • Your mother
    January 23, 2017 at 12:59 pm

    How about all you pieces of trash stop bashing den and go on with your own lives. He is a local legend and will be remembered long after this prank unlike all of you who will cry yourselves to sleep every night when the pats win the super bowl. Local kid from eastie will live on while you all die of desperation. Keep being you den!

  • Lauren
    January 23, 2017 at 12:40 pm

    The pictures you used are from about 7 years ago and the stop and shop is an old job so maybe check the dates before you post

  • phari01
    January 23, 2017 at 11:59 am

    fuck you and your gay article. you FAGGOT.

    • Duke Westwood
      January 23, 2017 at 12:13 pm

      Did you read the same article as me? Where did you see any gay stuff? I mean, he does like to have his arm around other dudes, in like, every picture… And he definitely looks kinda swishy… But no where did I see anything about man-on-man or even woman-on-woman (which is super hot gayness) action… Maybe you just see gay stuff wherever you go, and that just says all kinds of stuff about you…

  • Beatles fan
    January 23, 2017 at 7:58 am

    He looks just like his father, George Harrison

  • Clones
    January 22, 2017 at 10:53 pm

    They look like the rest of the inbreds that are on here daily.

  • Turd Burglestein
    January 22, 2017 at 8:54 pm

    Thanks a lot asshole. Now steelers fans are gonna be bitching that this is the reason the pats won this game and went to the Superbowl. #FireAlarmGate

    • Talisman
      January 23, 2017 at 8:31 am

      Not all Turd. Steelers fans like me will admit freely that they didn’t play well. Even if the refs had not blown some calls, it wouldn’t have mattered. Puking in the red zone and turnovers will lose the game most every time, especially against a team like the Patriots.
      Because of my deep hatred for the Falcons and Roger Goodell, I will be rooting for the Patriots.

      • Turd Burglestein
        January 23, 2017 at 7:17 pm

        Yeah…I hate the falcons too. I hope Brady sets multiple records during that game which would be the ultimate “fuck you” to that dickweed roger goodall.

        • BobnMic
          January 24, 2017 at 4:09 am

          Finally we agree on something but go ahead and lash away. Go Pats!

  • 1776
    January 22, 2017 at 5:41 pm

    Pulling the fire alarm is a dick move and not cool.

    General Laws – Part IV – Title I – Chapter 269
    Section 13: False alarms of fire
    Whoever, without reasonable cause, by outcry or the ringing of bells, or otherwise, makes or circulates or causes to be made or circulated a false alarm of fire shall be punished by a fine of not less than one hundred dollars nor more than five hundred dollars, or by imprisonment in a jail or house of correction for not more than one year.

  • Turd Burglestein
    January 22, 2017 at 5:18 pm

    Thirdsies!……………….eat my shit bitches!

    • ImNewHere
      January 22, 2017 at 5:44 pm


  • IownTheTurtlesBrain
    January 22, 2017 at 4:55 pm

    Dear Pat fans,
    The Patriots may lose. I think Brett may need to be called in as an extra runningback and Matty Mo mo as a wide reciever. Aiden will be at tight end until tomorrow when he wakes up next to Brett and Matty.

    Take one for the team Aiden.

    Respectfully, Owner of the turtlebrain.

    • Terrapin Dick
      January 22, 2017 at 5:15 pm

      Your unhumorous screed indicates the only things you really own are an 8th grade education and a raw, leaking asshole.

      • Kevin Lynch's Butthurt
        January 22, 2017 at 8:44 pm

        I do not have a leaking problem. A whole roll of paper towels back there works just fine. I do have to say though that after years of dealing with a gaping asshole like this that Brawny gives you the best bang for your buck.

        • Terrapin Dick
          January 23, 2017 at 8:23 am

          My mistake, raw and raging, but the leak is plugged.

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