The Highest Paid State Employee Employee In Massachusetts Just Lost By 30 Points To Duquense – The Worst Team In The Atlantic 10

The Highest Paid State Employee Employee In Massachusetts Just Lost By 30 Points To Duquense – The Worst Team In The Atlantic 10

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The other day we published this blog about UMass men’s basketball coach Derek Kellogg – the highest paid state employee in Massachusetts. At the time UMass was second to last in the 14 team Atlantic 10 conference – the 9th year in a row in which this once proud program finished outside the top 4. But tonight was a chance for redemption. They were playing at Duquense – the WORST team in the conference, and the only one with less conference wins than them. A team that sat at 2-10 in the conference, and had lost EIGHT GAMES IN A ROW!! It was just what a struggling program needed after beating another crap happy team this past weekend – St. Joe’s. Then this happened:

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And it wasn’t nearly as close as it sounded:

Insane. It’s absolutely insane that you can be this bad at your job for such a long period of time (9 years and counting) and seemingly be in no danger of losing it. Once again, he makes over $1 million a year and his team completely quit on him tonight. Teams don’t do that to coaches they respect.

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It’s noteworthy that Kellogg has more assistant coaches than any team I’ve ever seen. What they do is beyond me. But they all get paid by your tax dollars. More often than not there are more guys with suits on the bench than there are guys in uniforms. This picture right here is a microcosm of this 2016-17 UMass basketball season:


A 5’10” freshman “point guard” who jacks up 3’s, shoots 32% from the field, leads the team in minutes played, and has never once had his coach attempt to have him switch up his style. He’s playing in front of a near-empty arena. Every one of those empty seats is at least $20, and they’d all be filled if they had a real coach who could put a quality product on the floor. Oh yea, and there’s so many suits on the bench that they ran out of places to sit.

This is the state of UMass basketball.

But make no doubt about it – if you put something worth watching on the floor, the seats will be filled. This was a video we filmed from a sold out VCU game at this same exact time three years ago:

Of course the only reason we won any games during that time was because of Chaz Williams:

He was the real coach.

Because of him we used to beat teams like Providence and drunken UMass fans would literally milk sad Friar fans:

But without Chaz Williams Kellogg’s record is 82-98 (.456) overall and 37-58 (.389) in the A10. Check out this site for more reasons why Kellogg has no business coaching this team.

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Speaking of five million coaches, here’s a video of one of these overpaid, do-nothing coaches, trying to fight Turtleboy and having to be held back by former All-American Lou Roe, because he overheard us saying, “why are there so many coaches on this team if we’re losing?”

At this point I blame Athletic Director Rob Bamford. A real Athletic Director running a real school’s athletic program wouldn’t tolerate this. They just lost by 30 to the worst team in the conference. Here’s the current A-10 standings:

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Two of our three A-10 wins are against St. Joseph’s, who is hot garbage. We’ve lost to the three other teams with less than five conference wins, all of whom suck beyond your wildest dreams – St. Louis, Duquense, and Fordham. They’ve lost to the mediocre teams (La Salle, St. Bonaventure, George Mason), and they’ve lost to the good teams (VCU, URI). God knows what Richmond, Davidson, and George Washington will do to them at this point.

If you don’t fire someone after being this bad at your job, then it means you’re not good at your job. Because we have the 25th ranked freshman recruiting class in the country, and they’re all going to transfer now that they realize they were duped by a bozo into coming to Amherst. It doesn’t matter who you are. Pick a high school coach. Any one will do. I’d take Ed Capstick at Doherty, or Pat Williams at Worcester South, or Bob Foley at St. John’s, over Kellogg a million times out of a million.

But UMass AD Rob Bamford’s primary concern at this point appears to be that we get his first name right:

Newsflash Rob – your name is Rob until you fire Derek Kellogg. And buy some quaker oat meal.

Turtleboy was invited on Zolak and Bertrand tomorrow to talk about this. Beetle is currently one of the few UMass fans that thinks we should keep Kellogg. We’re gonna be calling in around noon to see if we can change his mind. We will post about it on social media to let you all know when to tune in.



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12 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    February 16, 2017 at 9:47 pm

    You’d think Rob wouldn’t want us knowing his name. Since he’s keeping a shithead like Kellogg around.

  • Woodiculous
    February 16, 2017 at 7:01 am

    A sports blog!!! Thank you. I’m looking forward to the “Top 10 ways that the Patriots cheated to win the Super Bowl” blog.

    Well, I guess you can call rachet fights “boxing” or “MMA” (Mixed Masshole Asshats), but I prefer hot takes on the real thing.

  • BobnMic
    February 16, 2017 at 6:23 am

    Dear Turtleboy,
    Now that I’ve officially smooched your booty with multiple comments praising you, how about that invite on Turtleboy Live? Pay no attention to the stuff that Fact Checker brought up……that’s from so long ago and I didn’t mean it. You have to understand that I had a bad batch of dope and when that happens I kind of turn into an asshole.

    Forever yours,
    DEA Agent

  • BobnMic
    February 15, 2017 at 11:08 pm

    TB – Your top two stories in here as of 11:03 PM are about to get you serious media attention. I’d say that is a good working formular for broad media exposure especially on two completely different topics back to back. Nice.

    • BobnMic
      February 15, 2017 at 11:14 pm

      *formula – woops

      • BobnMic Fact Checker
        February 15, 2017 at 11:22 pm

        BobnMic genuinely hates TB. Don’t let his ass kissing fool you. I really enjoy the turn on this one!

        APRIL 18, 2016

        If it’s a website problem then get it fucking fixed already.

        APRIL 18, 2016

        No idea what you’re talking about my friend. The only comments that get rejected according to our settings are ones with links in them so people don’t attack us with Rex Ryan pornogrpahy. We will check it out. In the mean time, enjoy this free blog that you get to read every day.

        APRIL 18, 2016

        I do enjoy it TB I’m saying I do not. It’s just that you bring up interesting topics that other news outlets do not or refuse to do and some of us would love to chime in. That’s all and keep up the good work. Signed, BobnMic – a fan.

        APRIL 18, 2016

        *not saying I meant

        APRIL 18, 2016

        Thank you for looking into it TB. That’s all we are asking for. Oh and thank you for the smug afterthought on how fucking lucky I am to read your “free” blog. That was an asshole thing to say to a loyal fan you fucking dipshit. Get a fucking clue will you?

        My purpose was to look out after the turtle riders that give a shit and you hand me this. Seriously?

        —Different post——
        APRIL 19, 2016

        Reddog – I posted a comment about this fucked up shit and then got a fucking condescending reply like I’m some sort of an asshole and should be grateful for viewing this blog from Turtleboy. I still can not believe that actually fucking happened. I was simply asking for help for all of us because this website crashes all of the time.

        I know, we all know, that they’re are several Turtleboys. Who ever this fucking asshole is I hate.

        APRIL 19, 2016

        *they are not they’re. My bad. Sorry

        • BobnMic
          February 15, 2017 at 11:38 pm

          Hey Fact Fucker – I never said I agree 100% with TBS all of time. I think it’s healthy not to. We’re all adults here. Well you I’m not sure about. I don’t think they are looking for ass kissers like you and yours either. They constantly want to improve and they look for help from us in here from time to time. So I’m not going to just sit and wait for someone else do it. This is why people like you do not understand what this whole thing is all about.

          Get your shit together you whiny little bitch and stop posting things I say out of context to suit your SJW narrative. Now go to bed. It’s past your bedtime.

          • BobnMic Fact Checker
            February 16, 2017 at 5:58 am

            So many points to counter:
            1. So stop kissing TB’s and SSTG’s .
            2. You’re right about my bed time. Have to get up early to slay the dragon while you stay up all night getting tweaked and watching old music videos on Youtube.
            3. What context? It’s all there- you were told to enjoy reading and got pissy for 2 days!

          • BobnMic
            February 16, 2017 at 12:54 pm

            Frosty this shit has your prints all over it you coward little bitch. You see how your boyfriend is burying himself too. Lol. I’ll just get a bag of popcorn, sit back and watch you two self destruct. Reality TV at it’s best.

          • BobnMic Fact Checker
            February 16, 2017 at 8:38 pm

            Nope, but thanks for playing!

  • WeAreTBS
    February 15, 2017 at 11:08 pm

    No real surprise here. UMass coddles them. Take Lue Roe for instance. He’s a wife beater. She had to change her name and get State assistance but not only did he still find her, UMass still keeps him around even though they are supposed to be against domestic abuse. That’s just straight up bullshit.

    So, nothing’s gonna change.

  • Rick Pitino clone
    February 15, 2017 at 10:52 pm

    Our taxes pay for his bloated salary.

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