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The Internet Lost Its Goddamn Mind When Dianne Williamson Called Donald Trump A “Soulless Jackass” On The Turtlegram’s Facebook Page


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Is Donald Trump turning Dianne Williamson into Clive McFarlane? I have to ask, because Spanky McFarlane is well known to pick one topic (race) and obsess over it in every column. Part of the reason why Dianne is a good columnist is because she’s witty and she diversifies her topics. At least she used to. Apparently the poor woman has Trump on the brain, as yet ANOTHER one of her columns today prophesized the doomsday scenario of a Trump victory in November:

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A “soulless jackass?” A major newspaper actually wrote that on their Facebook page? Oh yea, how silly. The Turtlegram hasn’t been a real newspaper for years now. We encourage everyone to mass report this offensive post to Facebook. Just keep doing it over and over again. Report it for pornography, that usually works. No one actually works at Facebook so if enough people report it for nudity then it might actually work. We’ve been suspended for far less.

Anyway, what she wrote in the column isn’t even important. Basically it’s her acting shocked and clutching her pearls as she talks about all the crazy things Trump has done this week. As if he hasn’t been doing crazy things this entire election. She quoted historian Ken Burns, who spoke at the Stanford graduation to prove her point:

“As a student of history, I recognize this type,” Burns said. “He emerges everywhere and in all eras. We see nurtured in his campaign an incipient proto-fascism, a nativist anti-immigrant Know Nothing-ism, a disrespect for the judiciary, the prospect of women losing authority over their own bodies, African-Americans again asked to go to the back of the line, voter suppression gleefully promoted, jingoistic saber rattling, a total lack of historical awareness, a political paranoia that, predictably, points fingers, always making the other wrong.”

Trump wants to put black people “in the back of the line.” Yup, I’m gonna take this guy seriously. Because Trump literally said that last week. Word for word. First thing he’s gonna do is let white people cut to the front of every line. Hey Ken, why don’t you go back to doing what you do best – making documentaries about World War 1 that every high school sophomore in America will sleep through during third period.

Anyway, the reaction to Dianne’s column on Facebook was like nothing we’ve ever seen before on the Turtlegram’s Facebook page. The Internet lost its Goddamn mind!! Here’s a small sampling:

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First of all, let’s settle something – Dianne is an opinion columnist. That’s not the same thing as a journalist. She does what Turtleboy does except less people read her and her editors censor her whenever she’s critical of Mosaic Cultural Complex.

But seriously, what a freaking reaction. You talk shit about Trump and this is what happens. Four years ago if she wrote something like this about Mitt Romney no one would’ve given a shit. But that’s exactly what Dianne and crew wanted this time around – a Republican they could run train on and take the White House for another 8 years. Instead they got the guy who fires up the mob and demands that Obama resign. It’s fantastic theater and I love every minute of it.

I just have to laugh at all the doomsday predictions. All these people who say that Trump cannot be President under any circumstances just make people vote for him. Because no one wants to be told what to do, and Trump has done an amazing job at convincing the masses that it’s us against them, and he’s on our side.

This was one of my favorite comments:

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New rule – if you don’t know what photoshop is, you’re not allowed to use your real name on Facebook. Especially if you have children who can be easily embarrassed.

Anyway, you don’t go to the Turtlegram for news or journalism. You go there to watch Spanky and Dianne’s heads explode as they think about a Trump presidency. Anyone who wants real news knows exactly where to go:

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28 Comment(s)
  • JJMcCool
    June 15, 2016 at 6:07 am

    The woman looks seriously constipated. That’s gotta hurt.

  • Wwy
    June 15, 2016 at 12:57 am

    I’m forced to vote for trump but it would be funny to have Hilliary who broke almost every law so no one can complain about any crime,and our First Lady would be a well known rapist. We’re already the laughing stock of the world with our mullato terrorist sympathizer Obama. At least Hilliary knows how to manage a terrorist group like black lives matter,she brought them to heel. Lol.

    • BobnMic
      June 15, 2016 at 1:37 am

      Wwy my man how exactly did Hillary confront the Black Lives Matter organization? Nobody has. So onward and forward with their BLM rhetoric and nonsense.

      BLM = Police back off so we few thugs can commit crimes and not go to jail. Not representative of all Black Americans duly noted of course. And most Black Americans hate this BLM crap because they are among all of us American citizens working for a living and being law abiding citizens and making it happen. A good life that is.

      But it is what it is and no one with a brain can deny it.

  • Realist
    June 14, 2016 at 9:37 pm

    Four living former POTUS, not one endorsing Trump.

    • Jay
      June 14, 2016 at 9:51 pm

      One’s Carter, who nobody likes. Two are Bushes, and Trump made Jeb Bush the laughing stock of the world. The last one is an alleged rapist whos wife is running. Do you have a point?

      • Realist
        June 14, 2016 at 10:36 pm

        The point is that the POTUS is not a job to be taken lightly. The POTUS is the representative of Americas ideals, philosophy, and looked to for guidance from many countries around the globe.Can anyone honestly say that they think Trump is the man for the job?

        • Wwy
          June 15, 2016 at 1:03 am

          No that’s not the presidents job,it’s only to execute the laws written by congress and approved by the Supreme Court. Obama writes laws like he’s king of Kenya. Don’t you know how our govt. works.oh yeah America 36th in the world in education we don’t know who we are anymore. Sorry not picking on you just would hate for anyone to believe you.

      • Realist
        June 15, 2016 at 2:26 am

        No, I have no point. Im stuck in some unreal world where I dont realize the world has changed, that 9-11 actually happened and that radical islam IS coming to kill or convert us all. I think this election is like other ones in the past, and that theres still any difference between the parties. I do not realize Trump is completely different and offers exactly what America is looking for and needs. Im sorry, my comments make no sense whatsoever.

    • Wwy
      June 15, 2016 at 1:09 am

      Thank god the 4 living are war criminals,who the fuck would want any bush,mullato bush,or rapist bill to endorse trump. The fact they haven’t is what makes me like trump those other 4 can burn in hell.-

  • True Reality Speaks
    True Reality Speaks
    June 14, 2016 at 9:28 pm

    Libs need to control the false narratives, so propagandists like Dianne, Clive, Carlo, et al constantly pound away with their misleading and misdirection while ensuring the media gives the lying criminal HRC a pass. That’s the reason for all the trans BS and other shiny objects. The Black Lives Matter idiocy has run out of steam, and all the “yutes” want Everything for Free Bernie. I’m sure the libs secretly love what happened in Orlando because it gives them another tragedy to exploit to pass laws restricting Second Amendment rights. The Dems are scared and need to motivate their base to vote in November – so the whole Trump is Hitler pandering to the lemmings is just the latest fear mongering attempt to promote divisiveness and fragment the electorate. Trump is no Reagan, but I shudder to think of what will become of the Supreme Court and our Constitutional Republic if the corrupt and totalitarian Dems get the Presidency. Mark my words – all hell is gonna break loose if the Dems don’t manage to steal this election. They’re counting on it!

  • Ignore
    June 14, 2016 at 8:57 pm

    The ravings of a bitter sapphist.

  • Noodly Appendage
    June 14, 2016 at 6:50 pm

    Support whomever you want for president. It literally does not matter one wit. Why?

    If Trump wins we are screwed.

    If Clinton 2.0 wins we are screwed.

    If you are a reasonable middle of the road person and not a right wing nut or left wing SJW there are no options to vote for in this election cycle. There isn’t even a lesser evil.

    Trump is a blow hard. There are people who like his ballsy calls it like he sees it rhetoric, but they need to understand that with Trump there is no room to disagree with him. The moment you do you are his enemy and he will try to destroy you. We have the benefit of having seen him in actions for decades. He is a smarmy, sleezy business man who knows how to work the media and is really good at social engineering. He knows people are fed up with the pansy ass republican party and the helicopter parenting of lets hurt no ones feelings and he is selling it hard.

    With Trump I see Hitler, no not genocidal Hitlar, but the charismatic man who rose to power by catering to the darker side of people and making it ok because “we just want to take back what is ours”. I am not saying Trump is Hitler, but I am saying that this whole Trump for president makes me finally understand how men like Hitler come into power. He is divisive when what we need is someone who can bring both sides reasonably together.

    Will Trump be good for America? I don’t think so. America is not a business and should not be run as one. Corporations are not people. And while I think that people who work for a living should be rewarded and those who choose not to should be penalized, there are still a great many people who cannot work and need help. Trumps world is black and white and the shades of gray will suffer.

    On Hilary. Where to begin? I am thinking the C word. Not THAT C word! I mean corruption. I remember what the Clinton white house was like with one scandal after the other over and over for 8 years with constant investigations. The Clintons are greasy little sleeze balls and I wouldn’t trust them period. Besides, Hillary will be indicted eventually for something. Honestly, I don’t think there is any way she can win the presidency. Another thing that strikes me about the Clintons is that they are far more concerned about their legacy than anything. Say what you want about the Obamas but they have been pretty scandal free. I really am sickened at the thought of goung back to that 90’s Kenneth Starr bullshit. Hills isnt a threat. Really she won’t make it into office because while Bill was popular no ones has ever liked Hillary, even the most avid Clinton. Supporters in the 90s disliked her.

    The US is screwed no matter how you slice it… Up the butt… With no lube.

    • bigdaddyfranks
      June 14, 2016 at 8:44 pm

      Gary Johnson is on the ballot in all 50 states

      • Wabbitt
        June 15, 2016 at 8:38 am

        And will probably get 50 votes, total.

        • bigdaddyfranks
          June 15, 2016 at 4:08 pm

          He received more than 1 million votes last election, and he will certainly receive more this time. He should be taken seriously, especially considering the alternatives.

    • Jay
      June 14, 2016 at 8:54 pm

      “but they need to understand that with Trump there is no room to disagree with him. ”
      Don’t be silly. He’s a businessman, all he’s done in his life is negotiate through disagreements to reach a compromise. He treats running for president like he’s running a business. As he stated in Art of the Deal, he always starts out making ridiculous offers and claims which lets him negotiate backwards to get the deal he really wanted from the beginning. He has said many times everything he wants is up for negotiation, but don’t expect news headlines to report that.

      • Jay
        June 14, 2016 at 8:59 pm

        Just to drunkenly ramble on, look what happened with Obama. I supported him, as many did. He laid out his Healthcare plan from the very beginning, and he had to negotiate backwards to get it passed and we ended up with a bloated mess that nobody is happy with. He’s clearly great at dealing with people but he doesn’t understand negotiation and making deals like Trump does.

        • Noodly Appendage
          June 14, 2016 at 9:54 pm

          The government is not a business and shouldn’t be run like one. The problem with Obama was/is a lot of congress refusing to work with him. They will refuse to work with Trump too unless he tows their line. The people we put onto congress matters as much as who we put on the presidency.

          Trump has been picking fights with people for years and yes working to destroy those who disagree with him, and look how many times he has filed for bankruptcy. He screws over everyone and walks away smelling like a rose. He will screw over this country too. He is in it for his own benefit and people buying his shit hook line and sinker are suckers.

          • Jay
            June 14, 2016 at 10:19 pm

            Trump has never filed for personal bankruptcy. He has filed chapter 11(aka the loophole bankruptcy) for a few businesses, and he has about a hundred businesses.

            He’s the only self funded candidate. This means he at least has a chance to work for the good of the country. Hillary is owned by Saudi Arabia(the villains of the world) and banks and Wallstreet. Everyone agrees she doesnt care about the people.

            The government, as it is now, is a business. Currently it’s job is to make as much money as possible for the people who donate to politicians who are running for office. Having somebody who won’t take the bribe money is important.

    • BobnMic
      June 14, 2016 at 11:47 pm

      Well put Noodly great points. This ought to be an interesting summer of back and forth leading into this November. I bet many people will be on the fence right up until vote time.

      We just need a change. We need to get way more serious about Radical Islamic Terrorism. We need to kick it’s fucking ass from here all the way back to the fucking stone age.

      No restrictions and whatever it takes.

      • Prickley Pete
        June 15, 2016 at 2:18 am

        Yes, islamic terror is the number one issue. Without that controlled, no other issue matters. BHO and hillary dont understand that. Trump does.

        • BobnMic
          June 15, 2016 at 2:51 am

          Down with that Pete.

  • Jay
    June 14, 2016 at 6:25 pm

    Well, that’s what happens when you make baseless insults against President Trump.

    • Realist
      June 14, 2016 at 9:31 pm

      Baseless? Do you watch the News?

  • Juan
    June 14, 2016 at 5:24 pm

    Witty and Diversifies her topics? I don’t know who started THAT rumor.

  • BlackandWhite
    June 14, 2016 at 4:45 pm

    Clinton, Sanders and Trump are all on a boat and it sinks. Who Survives? America.

  • Del Griffith
    June 14, 2016 at 4:31 pm

    Geez, and I thought Bush Derangement Syndrome was bad. I am however enjoying watching liberals heads rotate 360 degrees at the mere mention of his name. It’s too bad the anarchists, hippies and trouble makers will more than likely hurt more people with their violent temper tantrums once Trump is elected.

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      frank lee
      June 15, 2016 at 9:18 am

      Know that I say this with a full heart of hate for Clinton, but Trump doesn’t stand a chance in November. If you think otherwise you are delusional.

      Let the flaming begin!

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