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The Interwebz Raised Nearly $20K For Target Tori After Being Shamed By Unemployed Blue Checkmark Jizz Muffin David Leavitt For Not Letting Him Steal A Tooth Brush

 

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We have an update on “Target Tori,” the chick who was harassed and shamed by blue checkmarked jizz muffin David Leavitt:

https://twitter.com/CarpeDonktum/status/1218633487743438850?s=09&fbclid=IwAR2VkwxWPetIcENkCp4mRhHnf0opAgzlpFCRcN6R9HpP9p0b0CyTuHtJNeQ

The GFM is legit, and she is getting the cash – almost $20,000!! Our sources tell us that Tori works at the Target in Swansea. If that’s the case could someone give us a last name so we can privately reach out to her and try to get her on the live show? Email [email protected] or message on Facebook.

I really wanna hear more about what this asswipe was like in person. No one deserves to be dragged and shamed more than he does. For some reason Twitter not only lets this asshole on their platform, but legitimizes an unemployed gamer with a blue checkmark because he shits on Donald Trump when he’s not shaming Target employees. Meanwhile I’m permanently banned from Twitter FOR LIFE!! I can’t remember ever trying to weaponize a following of 250,000 people to get a woman fired because she wouldn’t let me steal a tooth brush, but I did say that men can’t become women. Only one of those things is unforgivable.

P.S. The most remarkable part about this asshole is that he’s posting away like nothing happened, despite getting completely destroyed on his gaming live stream and all over the Interwebz.

 

 

 

 

 

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48 Comment(s)
  • Carnie Len Goss
    January 22, 2020 at 11:34 pm

    Tori is a lovely specimen.
    I should like to tickle her fancy as a tribute to her good will gesture of donating that money to charity.
    Perhaps add a rimming to the act, if that brings her additional delight.

  • Aaron Tarvis
    January 21, 2020 at 10:15 am

    #Turtleboy sports. I’ve known this guy for years. If you want to know more let me know

  • Stunt Penis
    January 20, 2020 at 9:43 am

    Wood

  • dr. fill
    January 19, 2020 at 10:18 am

    I would give it to her. In the butt.

  • Four20hitman
    January 19, 2020 at 9:50 am

    Her name is Tori Perrotti. You’re welcome turtle guy.

  • WeRFucked
    January 19, 2020 at 7:47 am

    I love that many a Turtle rider are going thumbs down on any comment that involves Tori as a sex object. We’ll spunk all over Leigha Genduso’s face with thumbs-up, but Tori is just a nice, pretty, girl-next-door. Leave her alone.
    Some commenters are good people.
    Tori… I love the idea of you posting a picture with that electric toothbrush! Fuck David Leavitt. Send him the toothbrush with a nice note… “Stick this up your ass David.”

    • Cheddah
      January 19, 2020 at 11:45 am

      Couldn’t have spoken any better..

  • Boston Justice
    January 19, 2020 at 2:28 am

    Take this article down, goyim! I am notifying David Leavitt that your anti-Semitic website is slandering him, and he’s going to sue you!

  • Silencio Dogood
    January 19, 2020 at 12:41 am

    Did the Dollar Store woman, spit on by the BLT, receive a similar act of kindness? David is certainly obnoxious and tried to Hebraic an employee for a free toothbrush, but he’s no it, spitting and threatening a minimum wage slave.

    • Medford Pewter Pot
      January 19, 2020 at 1:16 am

      Valid point.I guess the biggest difference is that the yellow green
      wig “it” is a turd mostly due to clear mental illness.Where as the
      toothbrush gerbil bank for the most part chooses to be a douche
      for no valid reason.Could be a normal productive member of society.
      Instead this “it” spews his TDS all over social media and jerks off to wizard
      cards and Yoda dolls.I just feel that he is more loathsome than the one whose
      elevator clearly does not go to the top floor.I also understand that Tori is young
      and pretty.But I dont think thats the be all end all in this case.

  • The Cadillac Lounge
    January 19, 2020 at 12:37 am

    Your hired.When can you start?

    Meow!!

  • Donald Trump
    January 19, 2020 at 12:31 am

    Nicely done Tori.Glad you got the nice bonus.
    Have some fun but I would seriously advise
    you to invest in the market.Maybe a Roth IRA
    OR A Fidelity/Vanguard SP 500 Index fund.
    Your young.You wont regret it.

    God Bless you.
    Vote for me.
    Thank you.

  • Spic Tormentor
    January 19, 2020 at 12:30 am

    That would be cool if she put the 20k toward a hit man and had that pussy snuffed out

    • WeRFucked
      January 21, 2020 at 10:42 am

      Settle the fuck down, bruh.

  • It’s inevitable
    January 19, 2020 at 12:26 am

    TRUMP 2020

  • Spic Tormentor
    January 19, 2020 at 12:25 am

    Tori is a babe. That Lisa Loeb look is working.

    That being said, you have to be a complete beta male closet faggot to pull that shit on anyone, let alone an attractive female.

    • I need to cum!
      January 19, 2020 at 9:41 am

      Oh fuck yeah! That’s it, Lisa Loeb! I knew there was a reason I found Tori so smoking hot.

  • Captain Trips
    January 19, 2020 at 12:20 am

    The kind of chick who will say “thank you!” After a full on face spraying. My kinda chick.

    • captain shitstain
      January 19, 2020 at 7:41 am

      like your MOM

    • Captain Trips
      January 19, 2020 at 8:58 am

      And when I say my kinda chick, I mean a blow up doll.

      I mean, look at me, Saturday night, and instead of doing something cool, I’m here on Turtle Boy wearing my crust socks.

  • Cheddah
    January 18, 2020 at 9:50 pm

    Once Twitter strips David of his blue check mark he will seriously start considering suicide. Life is about to get really difficult for this Twat.

  • Industrialize her
    January 18, 2020 at 9:27 pm

    She’s a looker. But I won’t hit it out of respect.

  • Calm down, internet
    January 18, 2020 at 9:11 pm

    She’s super cute. I feel as bad for her as anyone, but 20 grand? Jesus fucking christ. It’s not like this Leavitt douchebag ran her over and killed her dog.

  • Hugh Mungous
    January 18, 2020 at 8:53 pm

    Tori, Your humility speaks for itself. It sucks to have to interact with Shitheads like him. We all deal with it in one way or another, hopefully the money gets to You soon. As for the ankle grabber, Eat A Bullet

  • MESSAGE FOR TORI
    January 18, 2020 at 8:23 pm

    Dear Tori,
    I’m so genuinely happy for you! $20,000? Amazing. You deserve it after dealing with that jerk. And working retail, you probably have to deal with jerks all the time. I hope you use this money to help fulfill your dreams. Us Turtle Riders know what it’s like to be young and work hard for very little money. We’ve all been there. Know what would be really amazing? If you took some of that money and bought yourself one of those Oral B toothbrushes, just like the one David was trying to get for a penny and post a picture of yourself using it to Twitter. You would win the Interwebs hands down!! Seriously. Please do it. I have one of those toothbrushes. It works awesome. Again, so happy for you Tori.
    Sincerely, Miss Chris

    • Franklin Sucks
      January 18, 2020 at 8:52 pm

      Miss Chris, what are you wearing?

      • Miss Chris
        January 18, 2020 at 9:08 pm

        Ha! I’m wearing a Trump 2020 T-shirt and a smile 😉

        • Franklin Sucks
          January 18, 2020 at 10:42 pm

          Just how I imagined you! Hubbah hubbah!!!

  • TOM STEYER
    January 18, 2020 at 8:02 pm

    IM WILLING TO SHAKE UP WASHINGTON. ITS TIME FOR A CHANGE FROM THE OUTSIDE. HI IM TOM STEYER AND WHEN I SEE SOMETHING I SAY SOMETHING. MY GENDER PRONOUNS ARE HE HIM AND I LIKE TO WEAR WOMENS UNDERPANTS

  • Liawatha
    January 18, 2020 at 6:58 pm

    This Tori is a manipulative toady controlled by her billionaire puppet masters who own the Target! She tried the oldest trick in the book to rip off poor David! And now she is accepting money from an alt-right meme producer! They should be arrested!

    • Hiawatha
      January 18, 2020 at 7:29 pm

      Go take a ride in the snow in your Hybrid Granolamobile.

      • Liawatha
        January 18, 2020 at 7:33 pm

        You sound like an alt-right sycophant. How dare you!

        • Hiawatha
          January 18, 2020 at 7:39 pm

          You sound like a feculent cultural imperialist.
          How dare you?

          • Liawatha
            January 18, 2020 at 8:22 pm

            Put on your MAGA hat, get your AR15, grab a 6 pack and go drive around in the snow you bitter clinger!

          • liz warren's scabbed over vajayjay
            January 19, 2020 at 7:49 am

            I’m gonna have me a douche

  • Pro Rape
    January 18, 2020 at 6:48 pm

    Holy shit I would cock slap her until she was unconscious.

    • Pro Rape
      January 18, 2020 at 7:08 pm

      Ah, who am I fooling? I’m into guys, and I hope the snow doesn’t delay my grindr date tonight!

    • Donald J. Trump
      January 18, 2020 at 11:11 pm

      On your knees and blow me; it is the closet you will ever be to President.

      • Pro Rape
        January 19, 2020 at 8:40 am

        YOU ARE GOD
        BRETT KAVANAUGH IS GOD

        • Pro Rape
          January 19, 2020 at 8:47 am

          My girndr date was just heavenly last night, a big Muslim man, I could hardly get my mouth around that Boa Constrictor cock of his.

          But, called my Mom, she talked me through it!

  • Lee Ho
    January 18, 2020 at 6:39 pm

    One generation plants the trees, another gets the shade.

    Chinese Proverb.

    Good for her.

    • Ho Li Phuk
      January 18, 2020 at 7:01 pm

      You like to give her eggroll, Lee?

      • Lee Ho
        January 18, 2020 at 7:25 pm

        Oh yeah!
        I want her to enjoy a natural body function.

    • one hung low
      January 19, 2020 at 8:27 am

      Duck who fly upside down quack up

  • David will always be alone and angry.
    January 18, 2020 at 6:36 pm

    This is the kind of creep who will NEVER belong. He pretends he’s happy with his lot in life, he’s grateful for any attention he can get, but we all know when he’s all alone (again) at night, he stares at the emptiness of the dark ceiling and wonders what went wrong. He’ll never have any normal, well adjusted adult genuinely like and/or respect him. It just won’t ever happen to a weirdo like this. He’s an amusement to some people who might know him, but he’ll never be anything more.

  • My Tori
    January 18, 2020 at 6:31 pm

    Would
    Especially if she buys me dinner first.

  • Hipsterbeard Beta-Cuckstein
    January 18, 2020 at 6:23 pm

    She should split it with David Leavitt since he did all the work that lead to her getting the twenty thousand dollars.

  • Who Flung Cum
    January 18, 2020 at 5:58 pm

    Tori is giving me some serious blood flow..

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