Meet David Leavitt from Providence.
He’s a local Masshole with a blue checkmark (for unknown reasons) so he feels special. Today he went into a Target, mistakingly thought he saw a toothbrush priced for $0.01, found out it wasn’t, and decided to do this.
— David Leavitt (@David_Leavitt) January 17, 2020
Owning the capitalist fat cats by shaming a Target employee, calling the cops over a tooth brush, and telling millions of people that you haven’t been to the dentist in three years. This is what Trump Derangement Syndrome does to people.
This dick cheese saw this:
And thought it applied to the tooth brush. In reality it was a thing they put on the back of the rack so people don’t steal it, and they have to put a price on it so they put a penny.
This guy is the Internet’s #1 villain right now. Most people would delete and retreat or offer a half-baked fake apology until the mob put down their pitch forks and waited for the next kid to get eaten by a pit bull. Not dick cheese though. He just kept defending himself.
The funny part is that he tweeted this less than 2 years ago.
Oops! Looks like he has been to the dentist in the last 3 years, as he let the world know when he was owning Trumpster at the dentist’s office.
This is not a parody either. We’ve written about him a few times before, like that time in 2017 when minutes after a bomb went off at an Ariana Grande concert in Manchester he tweeted this.
He was just WAITING to post an Ariana Grande joke that finally hit for years.
Anthony Bourdain and thousands of other people rightfully called him out for being a dick cheese, and Davey got his revenge when Bourdain died the next year by tweeting this.
Not the first time he’s used his verified Twitter account with over 200,000 followers to dox and shame a private citizen who he felt wronged him at a chain store. Like that time a guy at the Hanover Walmart allegedly wronged him.
Or that time the guy who can’t afford to buy a tooth brush or go to the dentist complained that Dunkin Donuts wouldn’t take his money because it was larger than a $20 bill.
And then bragged when they gave him a free gift card after he used his platform to shame them.
He’s trying to do the same with Target.
He also likes to blatantly plagiarize random people’s tweets and pass them off on his own.
And ask for the manager.
So the why is this testicle turd still verified on Twitter? Simple – when he’s not shaming minimum wage employees for doing their job he’s subscribing to orange man bad.
We wrote about him over the summer when he fell for the Erica Thomas race baiting grocery store hoax.
He’s your run of the mill Bernie bro, and is even followed by him on Twitter.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – Bernie people are the worst the left has to offer. They’re the people who think Elizabeth Warren isn’t radical enough because she once had a job. That’s why he tweeted this out immediately after the Target shaming tweet.
Because he knows that whining about paying your bills will get the Bernie bros to forget that he just tried to humiliate and ruin a minimum wage employee for not letting him steal a tooth brush.
Just like all Bernie bros he also appears to be perpetually unemployed. He claimed in his bio that he wrote for CBS….
but they denied that after the Ariana Grande tweet.
— CBS News PR (@CBSNewsPress) May 23, 2017
I can’t find any of his work on their website or on Yahoo where he also claimed to be a featured contributor.
So what does he do for work then? Well, back in his younger days he was answering phones and dealing with returns at Aaron’s
Then he as a “social media manager.”
Ya got that? The guy who is the biggest villain in the history of social media wants you to hire him to run your social media. Times are surprisingly tough.
No wonder he can’t afford a tooth brush.
He also sits on his ass and seems to make money playing video games.
This guy a video game nerd?
I just can’t picture it.
He’s a grown ass man who still plays with Magic cards and doesn’t know how the laundry works.
He sells his crap on Facebook, hoping that someone from the legion of virgins will finally be the first person to buy.
He claims to be making bank from places like Hasbro, but conveniently doesn’t show how much they’ve paid him.
And two years ago he started a website that sounds like a pyramid scheme and probably never existed.
He pretended to have a girlfriend last year and posted a bunch of pictures of her on IG.
But you’ll notice that she doesn’t have a single picture of him on her IG.
Literally everyone on Twitter, left and right, has united around hatred of this eternal twat mongrel. Carpe Donktum, a guy who makes memes and gifs that President Trump retweets a lot, started a GoFundMe for Tori the manager that’s raised over $10,000.
Hey Tori, if you’re reading this I don’t have $10,000 to give you, but I’d love to have you on the Turtleboy Live show tomorrow night. Email me at [email protected] if you’re interested!
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