Trump Hating Queeferino CBS Boston Writer Makes Bad Joke About Dead People At Ariana Grande Concert, Gets Destroyed By Internet, Doubles Down With More Jokes

Trump Hating Queeferino CBS Boston Writer Makes Bad Joke About Dead People At Ariana Grande Concert, Gets Destroyed By Internet, Doubles Down With More Jokes

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If you haven’t seen the news there was a bombing at the Arianna Grande concert in London, and thus far 19 people are reportedly dead.

Awful. Or as one reporter for CBS Boston considers it – a good time for a couple jokes:

So this guy is getting destroyed by the Internet right now, and rightfully so. Normally when this happens the person bows their head in disgrace, deactivates their account, and profusely apologizes for being a bag of juicy cocks.

Not David Leavitt though. He just keeps on digging himself a bigger hole:

Hilarious. Was even better the first 50 times you made that joke over the last couple years:

Oh, and it’s also hilarious that people are being so mean to him:

I know what will fix this situation – more jokes!!!

Finally after a while he realized he fucked up…….kind of:

Oh I see. So the joke was funny until he realized the “magnitude of the tragedy.” Because if only 2 or 3 people were dead, it would be funny. But there’s nothing funny about 19 dead people. That’s like, six or seven over the funny threshold.

I just don’t get the point. Everyone hates you already. You’re the biggest villain on in the Internet. This will follow you around the rest of your life. What’s the point of apologizing? There isn’t a single person that read that and said, “this guy’s alright after all.”

Not the first time he’s made headlines with a joke about death either:

Hilarious!! Yes, I know, I’m as shocked as you are that this guy is a mainstream media outlet stooge who is obsessed with Donald Trump.

Ya know, because “#ImWithHer:

Honestly, if this guy had attempted to make an inappropriate joke, and it was his first time, I wouldn’t even be mad at him. Quite frankly all the moral outrage he’s getting from self-important noobs is almost equally as disgusting. Turtleboy is all for free speech, and generally we enjoy jokes that cross the line because we like seeing how upset people get about it. But this guy just sucks at life and the joke wasn’t even funny. He’s unlovable. This is just such a punchable face:

He looks like everyone who’s ever graduated from Syracuse ever.

CBS is trying to act like he doesn’t work for them because technically he’s just a “freelancer”:

But South Shore Turtlegirl is a “freelancer” too. If she went buck wild and did something like this we’d have to own it because it would affect our brand. So does CBS. They don’t get to distance themselves from this queefbag just because they were too cheap to pay for this health insurance. They kept him on after the Trump death jokes because it fit their agenda. But now all of a sudden they have a problem with him. OK.

Plus, he’s got his own page on their website:

He works for CBS just like the FedEx driver who killed Vanessa Marcotte works for FedEx. You don’t get to pretend like your employees aren’t your employees just because they brought shame on your company.

Now he’s trying to distract the world with more unfunny jokes:

Fuck this queeferino.

P.S. He just took the tweet down in the dooshiest way possible:

Yea, he’s not taking the tweet down because it was intentionally making light of a recent tragedy. He’s taking it down because all you whiny bitches wouldn’t shut the fuck up about it. Be more hatable. You can’t.



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15 Comment(s)
  • Fact Checker
    May 24, 2017 at 6:58 am

    The bombing happened in MANCHESTER not London. It’s a completely different city that’s over four hours away from London. C’mon TBS…I know you’re a free blog but seriously?!

  • Strata
    May 23, 2017 at 12:34 pm

    Yes these pop up ads recently added on TBS are FN annoying. I know I can add a blocker (gee never needed to until now) or not go on the site.

    • Truth Hurts
      May 23, 2017 at 9:51 pm

      Don’t let the door hit ya on the ass on yer way out.

  • Steven Stover
    May 23, 2017 at 12:34 pm

    Thank our lucky stars we elected a guy that wants to stop the tide of terrorists. I don’t mind immigrants as long as they are very vetted. But liberals want to prove how liberal they are will let anyone in including killers. Liberals actually think if we apologize for being Americans and show them we are tolerant they will reform their ways and coexist. Stupid assholes.

    • Talisman
      May 23, 2017 at 12:58 pm

      Being a Nazi in Germany can land them in jail. Therefore, they are being persecuted in their own country. By the liberal rationale, we should import every one of them into the US for asylum and put them on the roster for all the free shit they can obtain. Ban all pictures, film and references of WW2 because it might upset them and call anybody who disagrees wth any of this a racist Naziphobe.

  • Nick
    May 23, 2017 at 10:35 am

    Terminate pronto.

  • Perspective
    May 23, 2017 at 10:01 am

    Before everyone rushes to judgement consider the fact that he is a product of his liberal indoctrination and therefore could not have expected to be held accountable for making tasteless jokes. He’s used to a double standard that 99% of the time would make anything he says perfectly acceptable. His error was not realizing that this tragedy would be politicized and that openly embracing Islamic terrorism would be frowned upon at least early on. He should have been patient and waited for the media to single out a conservative scapegoat before deciding how to react to the story.

  • Talisman
    May 23, 2017 at 7:25 am

    Typical. Shepturd Smith tried to pin the bombing on Trump last night because of his speech in Saudi Arabia. When Woolsey came on and pointed out Barry’s lack of effort in combating terrorism, he started arguing with him. This fucktard here is no different and since he thinks 20+ people killed by a Muslim is s so funny, it should be extra hilarious to see a member of the death cult drive a tractor trailer over him and his family.

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    May 23, 2017 at 1:41 am

    I can understand why he thought it would be so easy to write jokes, his “in depth journalism” is nothing but regurgitated buzzwords and leftist slogans… typical cut and paste hack

  • Worcester Wangsta
    May 23, 2017 at 1:10 am

    Kinda looks like the Orlando gay Nightclub shooter……….interesting coincidence?

  • goldberg sheckelstein
    May 22, 2017 at 11:46 pm

    haha its gonna be easy for him to count his shekels soon.

    May 22, 2017 at 11:43 pm

    Damn I am sick of these Nancy Boys. Bitch needs to be throat punched.

  • May 22, 2017 at 11:14 pm

    what a puke this derf is! total libTARD

  • Irishcurse
    May 22, 2017 at 11:08 pm

    Typical liberal douche. He would be calling for someones job if they had posted it. If he loses his job he can always start a stand up career since he is soooo funny

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