Sunday is the annual Tom Brady anal raping of the Buffalo Bills. A tradition like none other. The 6.5 point spread is the biggest slap in the face I’ve ever seen. There’s just no way possibly Brady doesn’t win this game by a billion. I don’t care how good the Bills think they are. It’s a rule that whenever Brady steps in that building he bends them over and and more probable than not he makes them his bitch. That’s why the Bills have to post stuff like this today:
Remember that regular season game we won back in ought three?
Good times. I remember that game very well. I also remember beating them 31-0 at the end of the season, finishing off a 14-2 campaign and eventually winning the Super Bowl. That’s what I remember, because I’m a Patriots fan. When I look back at the good times I don’t have to reminisce about meaningless regular season wins during a season in which my team didn’t make the playoffs. I can pick whatever Super Bowl championship DVD I want, pop it in and think about the REALLY good times. But that’s because God loves me more because I’m a Patriots fan.
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