The Marlboro GoFundMe trap queen is NOT fucking around anymore.
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Earlier today we shared this story about a Marlboro woman who started a GoFundMe to get back custody of her four kids, which she allegedly lost after 27 charges of neglect against her:
Apparently she was not a fan of the blog:
That. Was. Epic. Take notes social justice warriors – that’s how you go after Turtleboy. No empty threats about hiring Attorney Dick N. Vulva for imaginary Internet lawsuits. Just simply destroying our souls by calling us the ratchets, finding Turtleboy in Worcester, and reminding Turtleboy that he does in fact want unattainable dick. Newsflash Liz – if you wanna fight Turtleboy you’re gonna have to take a number and wait in line at Whitco with the rest of the ragtag patrol.
Shocking this woman lost custody of her kids. She seems so lovely.
Anyway, after our blog she decided that her GoFundMe scam had run its course and decided that she had already met her objective:
Looks like someone’s gonna be smoking shitty Marlboro shwagg out of a Diet Pepsi can bong tonight!!
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