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The Marlboro GoFundMe Trap Queen Sent Us A Message On Facebook That Destroyed Turtleboy’s Soul

The Marlboro GoFundMe trap queen is NOT fucking around anymore.

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Earlier today we shared this story about a Marlboro woman who started a GoFundMe to get back custody of her four kids, which she allegedly lost after 27 charges of neglect against her:



Apparently she was not a fan of the blog:


That. Was. Epic. Take notes social justice warriors – that’s how you go after Turtleboy. No empty threats about hiring Attorney Dick N. Vulva for imaginary Internet lawsuits. Just simply destroying our souls by calling us the ratchets, finding Turtleboy in Worcester, and reminding Turtleboy that he does in fact want unattainable dick. Newsflash Liz – if you wanna fight Turtleboy you’re gonna have to take a number and wait in line at Whitco with the rest of the ragtag patrol.

Shocking this woman lost custody of her kids. She seems so lovely.


Anyway, after our blog she decided that her GoFundMe scam had run its course and decided that she had already met her objective:



Looks like someone’s gonna be smoking shitty Marlboro shwagg out of a Diet Pepsi can bong tonight!!



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20 Comment(s)
  • Jaime
    December 24, 2016 at 12:25 am

    Could this chick get anymore trashy? How many father’s was there? Sad that she is supposed to be a role model to her kids and she can’t even spell or speak correctly. It is marlborogh after all. Instead of going online to beg for money, why don’t you take your ass back to school so you are not working at Wendy’s and sponging off the system. Ps, I find it hard to believe that the 10k would go to a lawyer. There are many that would do it for peanuts or even free if she was on state assistance and didn’t have a legal record. Her kids are probably better off. Just saying

    • Racker
      December 24, 2016 at 12:57 am


  • Wabbitt
    December 23, 2016 at 5:57 pm

    I can’t even say this woman is ugly. She should aspire to ugly. Right now she’s more… pathetic and disturbing.

  • Curmudgeon
    December 23, 2016 at 4:44 pm


  • Sav
    December 23, 2016 at 4:17 pm

    She used to be a manager at the Wendy’s I worked at and she got fired for smacking another coworker in the face. I’m not even surprised her kids were taken away from her either. She’s extremely immature and cares more about clubbing and fucking. I hope her kids will turn out okay. They’re good kids.

    • Bitch
      December 23, 2016 at 7:37 pm

      Shut up savanna

  • Where's Daddy ?
    December 23, 2016 at 2:58 pm

    My mommy is scary looking and a beggar. She loves the welfare queen style free eyeglasses too.

  • Independent Thinker
    December 23, 2016 at 8:45 am

    Why do so many unattractive people post full-figure shots of themselves while wearing revealing outfits? Another thing I don’t understand are the selfies where their mouth is all puckered up as if they had just bitten into a lime? Do people think this is sexy?

  • Sexual Chocolate
    December 23, 2016 at 7:46 am

    Very likely French Hill section of Marlboro. No way she’s on the Sudbury side. Listen toots, How about keeping your legs closed for a while and stop reproducing?

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      Kevi bashed in my skull
      December 23, 2016 at 8:59 am

      No definitely Briarwood which is in the eastern section. French hill is now Mexican Hill.

  • whatevuh
    December 23, 2016 at 7:40 am

    I guess when your life’s dream is working at Wendy’s (want fries with that?) Things are probably not going to get any better anytime soon. Sad thing is, she couldn’t even get a Dave’s single and small fries for what she raised on GoFundMe LMAO

    • Talisman
      December 23, 2016 at 7:43 am

      Burger king, but then she’d need another dollar for the tax

    • ElJefe72
      December 23, 2016 at 9:10 pm

      She could get the 4 for $4 deal though.

    • Sav
      December 25, 2016 at 9:13 am

      She actually got fired from there earlier this year for smacking a coworker

  • Turd Burglestein
    December 23, 2016 at 6:21 am

    Oh noes…you done it now Turtleboy. You pissed off the shortest fattest dumpiest looking ratchet. She’s going to find you through your IP address now because she knows people who knows people who knows people that know all about that shit. That’s just how them Marlboro hoes roll. [insert flour joke here]

    • Talisman
      December 23, 2016 at 7:40 am

      Any goon squad she might know would get lost trying get leave mommy’s basement

      • Talisman
        December 23, 2016 at 7:41 am

        *to leave

  • Adey J.
    December 23, 2016 at 6:06 am

    I’m waaaay out here in Cali but I check you guys out multiple times a day to get a few literal LOL’s in.

    Nothing is allowed to be funny out here in California… The mecca of SJWs… But this blog gets me through it.

    And now my 12 year old son is a turtle rider too… After getting suspended last week for saying the phrase, “Make America Great Again” we sat in the school parking lot reading our favorite “hot takes” out loud to eachother as a means of consoling ourselves after realizing what a liberal hell hole we live in…

    Keep up the great work guys, you’re like life support to us free thinking radicals.

    PS: I also want to say that Turtle Girl is my hero… At first I was a little apprehensive because, well I’m a bitch, but it turns out the girl is pretty much the best thing to happen to this blog, like ever…

    • whatevuh
      December 23, 2016 at 7:41 am

      I would sue that school district

    • December 23, 2016 at 10:13 am

      You pretty much made my day with this. I woke up in a shit mood today so it was an even more welcome sight. Thank you for this. 🙂

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