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    The other day we published this blog about a Milton meatpuff who caused a scene when she claimed that a sign in the library urging people to be kind was actually racist:

    In a sane world lunatics like this would be dismissed, mocked, and ridiculed. But in 2018 white people will bend over backwards to prove that they’re one of the “good ones,” by apologizing to morons like this and thanking them for pointing out, “this real world example of how people of color are marginalized.”


    And as it turns out this is not the first time she’s done this:

    So let me get this straight. The Strand Theater, one of the more famous venues in New England, is also racist because they specifically make sure that the elevators don’t work when a person of color is performing that night. Ya got that? The theater sabotages its own shows, but only when the featured performers are not white. Yup, this is a woman whose thoughts on racial relations in the United States should be entertained and taken seriously.

    Oh, and she’s also a grown woman who still hasn’t given up the dream and recently tried out to be on The Voice:

    Because apparently, unlike America Idol, they have no age restrictions.

    Anyway, people like this aren’t harmless. They would be harmless if we just ignored and laughed at them. But instead this overall mentality is taking over American society. We’re getting rid of mascots left and right because random people take offense to them. People are going around LOOKING for shit to be offended by, and then demanding that society change the way they’re doing business in order to cater to their precious feelings. It needs to end. If no one else has the balls to call these chiselers out that’s fine. But we won’t stop. Ever.

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    1. mitch

      hi belinda, i see you are one of the endless procession demanding respect. please tell us how you have EARNED the respect you demand ? i do not expect an answer…
      thank GOD for TB, a lone voice in the wilderness.

    2. Brian Albrecht

      hey lemme tell ya if that pussy BRET was ever within arms reach of me I would put him in a chokehold and bash his face in with my battering ram hammer fist. You betta believe it u fuckwads….him and uncle randy and all those worcester Launchpads do a fantastic job of representing the cesspool that is worcester and western mass. You fucking poor people all look greasy, and oiley, and just plain fucking disgusting.

      1. stephen king

        Remind me to piss in the quabin

      2. Z

        Brian, Bret would fuck you up so badly you’d beg him to let you go unconscious. You’re a complete and total pussy. He showed up to kick your ass and you left as soon as you saw him. We’re spreading the word in Quincy and Weymouth that you’re a straight up bitch and faggot who gets owned every time he shoots his mouth off. You’re a fucking punk. Shut you mouth before someone cripples you. Go back to sucking cocks. It’s all a bitch like you knows how to do. Homo faggot.

        1. Brian Albrecht

          Youve never been in a fight in your life you fucking pussy ass bitch. Shut the fuck up and get back in your hole. Unless your going to do something about it

          1. Jess Wundrin

            Are you the real Brian Albrecht from Weymouth?
            From F*****l St?

    3. Simon Cowell

      No talent having loooooooooooooser

    4. Check it out

      Belindas Voice audition tape. If those eyes were any further apart they would roll down her cheeks!

      1. Lmao

        Haha! Nailed it!!!

    5. Moana

      She has a habitual ax to grind with everyone. Clearly she is mentally unstable. Perpetual victim mentality…. if finding everything racist wasn’t in vogue, I am sure she would be a repeat offender at the ER for made up illnesses for sympathy.

    6. Barack Obama

      She is woke. You girl. Remember that EVERYTHING is about race. Please the race card for anything you can think of. That is my motto. And thank you for your vote

    7. Fattyhater52

      Oh great, just what the world needs, a female Al Sharpton – professional victim extraordinaire. Look you corpulent pig faced bitch, go on a diet, lose a few metric tons, drop about four of those five chins and maybe, just maybe you won’t go through life so f-ing miserable. The Strand Theater doesn’t “plan” problems around shows featuring people of color, paranoid much you hideous buffarilla? So far as the elevator being out of service goes, YOU could afford to use the stairs all the freaking time tubby-tubby. Forget about making it on The Voice, I don’t see too many roles in any capacity in the entertainment industry for someone of your proportions, unless George Lucas needs another Death Star, because Jabba the Hutt was already killed, too bad he didn’t know about you – they could have saved money on special effects you wouldn’t have needed any make up or anything.

    8. Rick Shaw

      How on earth can she try put for the voice? That would mean she’d have to take precious minutes away from slamming down Big Macs.

    9. […] week we blogged about this Milton Meatpuff who has a documented history of crying about imaginary racism and getting idiotic white guilt […]

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