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Last week we blogged about this Milton Meatpuff who has a documented history of crying about imaginary racism and getting idiotic white guilt morons to have her back.
Well, to the surprise of no one she’s also a GoFundMe trap queen. We’ve done a lot of absurd GoFundMe’s before, but her’s might be the worst of all time:
Yes, that’s right – she started a $4,000 GoFundMe for her kid’s Sweet 16 birthday party. A freaking BIRTHDAY PARTY!!! Imagine if you took this woman’s self-victimization skills and GoFundMe acumen, and combined it with Didi Delgado’s ability to force idiotic white people to donate reparations to whatever she tells them to? They would be an unstoppable force of ratchetry.
Here’s the explanation:
Stop right there. Mom crashed her car and had to pay a deductible. Ya know, like a 16 year old with a summer job would be able to do if that happened to them. However, despite the fact that she’s allegedly so destitute, she views a Sweet 16 party as a necessity, rather than a choice. Ya got that? Every girl DESERVES a Sweet 16 birthday party. Why should she have to choose between financial responsibility and a glamorous birthday party?
Apparently the goal was originally $7,000!!
Wait…..what? I’ve done a GoFundMe before. They take 5% as a flat fee. What’s this 2.9% plus $0.30 on the dollar jive? Oh yea, she’s making that up because she’s gonna pocket a bunch of the donations.
Wait till you see what the money was gonna be used for:
What the fuck is wrong with people? How can you have this little self awareness? How can you think that it’s OK to tell 151 people to “just give $50” so your kid can ride around in a limo, pay for a DJ and a photographer, get new shoes, new UNDERWEAR, a $350 dress, a new hairdo, a Goddamn chocolate fountain, a $450 cake, and $300 worth of invitations and stamps? This is everything that is wrong with entitlement society. People have no shame. They’ve never even considered being frugal. You MUST have a glamorous Sweet 16 birthday party, even if you’re an unemployed dumpster slug crying poverty as a single Mom.
I remember my 16th birthday. We got a Jubilee Roll from Friendly’s and my aunt took me bowling. I wore my
$40 undergarments favorite three year old boxer shorts underneath my American Eagle Maurice the Pantsman brand carpenter jeans and an Abercrombie Aeropostale sweatshirt. We hired a photographer used the disposable camera I got for Christmas to document the memories. The DJ radio in the limo we rented my aunt’s Civic was playing the hottest tunes from Jam’n 94.5 Rush Limbaugh’s intro music. And wouldn’t you know it? We all had a great time. It’s almost like you don’t have to spend $7,000 on a birthday to create priceless memories in America.
Then the Milton Meatpuff uttered the Hillary Clinton dog whistle that every person who has ever tried to raise your taxes has used as an excuse:
“It takes a village.”
Translation – the hard working people in the village give money to the leeches. Because we’re all this together. I’m along for the ride while you do all the work.
Belinda Angelique is everything that is wrong with society today.