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Milton Meatpuff Who Called Library Racist For Kindness Month Had A $7,000 GoFundMe For Her Kid’s Sweet 16 Birthday Party With Limos, DJs, Chocolate Fountains

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Last week we blogged about this Milton Meatpuff who has a documented history of crying about imaginary racism and getting idiotic white guilt morons to have her back.

Well, to the surprise of no one she’s also a GoFundMe trap queen. We’ve done a lot of absurd GoFundMe’s before, but her’s might be the worst of all time:

Yes, that’s right – she started a $4,000 GoFundMe for her kid’s Sweet 16 birthday party. A freaking BIRTHDAY PARTY!!! Imagine if you took this woman’s self-victimization skills and GoFundMe acumen, and combined it with Didi Delgado’s ability to force idiotic white people to donate reparations to whatever she tells them to? They would be an unstoppable force of ratchetry.

Here’s the explanation:

Stop right there. Mom crashed her car and had to pay a deductible. Ya know, like a 16 year old with a summer job would be able to do if that happened to them. However, despite the fact that she’s allegedly so destitute, she views a Sweet 16 party as a necessity, rather than a choice. Ya got that? Every girl DESERVES a Sweet 16 birthday party. Why should she have to choose between financial responsibility and a glamorous birthday party?

Apparently the goal was originally $7,000!!

Wait…..what? I’ve done a GoFundMe before. They take 5% as a flat fee. What’s this 2.9% plus $0.30 on the dollar jive? Oh yea, she’s making that up because she’s gonna pocket a bunch of the donations.

Wait till you see what the money was gonna be used for:

What the fuck is wrong with people? How can you have this little self awareness? How can you think that it’s OK to tell 151 people to “just give $50” so your kid can ride around in a limo, pay for a DJ and a photographer, get new shoes, new UNDERWEAR, a $350 dress, a new hairdo, a Goddamn chocolate fountain, a $450 cake, and $300 worth of invitations and stamps? This is everything that is wrong with entitlement society. People have no shame. They’ve never even considered being frugal. You MUST have a glamorous Sweet 16 birthday party, even if you’re an unemployed dumpster slug crying poverty as a single Mom.

I remember my 16th birthday. We got a Jubilee Roll from Friendly’s and my aunt took me bowling. I wore my $40 undergarments favorite three year old boxer shorts underneath my American Eagle Maurice the Pantsman brand carpenter jeans and an Abercrombie Aeropostale sweatshirt. We hired a photographer used the disposable camera I got for Christmas to document the memories. The DJ radio in the limo we rented my aunt’s Civic was playing the hottest tunes from Jam’n 94.5 Rush Limbaugh’s intro music. And wouldn’t you know it? We all had a great time. It’s almost like you don’t have to spend $7,000 on a birthday to create priceless memories in America.

Then the Milton Meatpuff uttered the Hillary Clinton dog whistle that every person who has ever tried to raise your taxes has used as an excuse:

“It takes a village.”

Translation – the hard working people in the village give money to the leeches. Because we’re all this together. I’m along for the ride while you do all the work.

Belinda Angelique is everything that is wrong with society today.

18 Comment(s)
  • Sri Gull
    February 7, 2018 at 10:59 am

    Maybe FREE SHIT MATTERS can help out?

  • Make America Great Again
    February 7, 2018 at 6:04 am

    I knew I’ve seen her face before. It was at breakfast on a plastic bottle.

  • Chip Striker
    February 6, 2018 at 6:28 pm

    My question is, if someone donated to her in the spirit of doing a random act of kindness in February would she be offended?

    I think we all know the answer.

  • Gibs me dat
    February 6, 2018 at 5:46 pm

    Commanders of the Free Shit Army.
    Though always at ease, of course.

  • sara
    February 6, 2018 at 2:00 pm

    you MOOCH!!!!!!! if you have the balls (i know you have the guts cause there hanging out your tubetop or shirt. your child so grateful? then she wont mind not having a sweet 16.. that poor me shit is cheap so glad you got caught !!!!!

    • Hugh Jass
      February 6, 2018 at 2:16 pm

      Hey Sarah how’s it going? I really liked your comment. Do you need a free pelvic exam?

  • 3 Chainz
    February 6, 2018 at 1:45 pm

    Vanessa sounds like a good kid.
    Let’s hope when she grows up she doesn’t become a greedy crusty cock sock like her Mama.

  • Vladimir PutInAss
    February 6, 2018 at 1:35 pm

    Ughhhh nasty fat ugly black niggers. This bitch should’ve stayed as a slave on my cotton fields. She would’ve been useful at least. I feel lil bad for daughter but then again she be useful as a 5 cent hookers on main south

  • AgingCynic
    February 6, 2018 at 1:26 pm

    How about we start a “GoFYourself” for each of these phony GFM’s? We can start sending it to newspapers, wire services, the Daily Mail. She wants attention? She’s got it.

  • Oh Well
    February 6, 2018 at 1:10 pm

    And………….for her sweet 17th she wants to have a baby!!! yayyyyyyy 🙂

  • RatchetKiller
    February 6, 2018 at 1:07 pm

    The kid’s request list definitely says to me “grounded”. 35 bucks a plate for a birthday party? My fucken wedding food wasn’t that much. Best part is no where did I see gratuity accounted for. I hope it’s built in because you know this fupaslug ain’t tipping on her own. She’ll probably notice the staff as white and account is as ‘reparations’.

    • Used to wait tables
      February 6, 2018 at 1:54 pm

      Funny that you mention not including the gratuity….

  • KJDS
    February 6, 2018 at 1:02 pm

    I like the line, “If we surpass our goal, it will go towards Vanessa’s education.”


  • Well, No Shit
    February 6, 2018 at 1:00 pm


    And THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is from where the Entitlement Generation get their fuel.

    She “deserves” all of that shit for a Sweet 16 party. What in the fuck makes her so “deserving?” The fact that she’s not been in jail? Not been knocked up? What?

    News Flash, Asswad; THAT’S HOW NORMAL KIDS ARE SUPPOSED TO ACT! She doesn’t “deserve” a $7K birthday party, because she’s been normal. That is expected behavior. Making her out to be some kind of heroine for being normal will only make her feel like she’s being fucked over in this world when something doesn’t go her way. Why is that so hard to figure out?

    Seven grand. Un-fucking-real. Most people’s weddings don’t even cost that!

  • chrissy
    February 6, 2018 at 12:59 pm

    I’m not so sure chocolate and sweets is a great idea ever. It would be more appropriate for someone to donate a bunch of bananas or maybe some watermelon. It’s healthier snacks and delicious!

  • TJB
    February 6, 2018 at 12:55 pm

    And Vanessa See’s how it’s done. The lying, the shame & the ‘racism’. She is going to do the exact same thing. What a lovely tradition the meatpuff is handing down.

  • Uncle Randy
    February 6, 2018 at 12:53 pm

    She’s conditioned to getting free shit.

  • February 6, 2018 at 12:46 pm

    Just looking at these cows made me throw up in my mouth! Please die

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