This guy is a Goddamn legend.
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Today’s Patriots facializing of the Rams was the bloodbath we all knew it would be. Sure, Tom Brady broke another record and became the winningest quarterback in NFL history. But that was never really in question. The only thing we learned today was that defensive coordinator Matt Patricia has a doppelganger in the crowd:
— Casey Baker (@CaseyBake16) December 4, 2016
— SNF on NBC (@SNFonNBC) December 4, 2016
The question is, was this guy doing this on purpose? If so, where was the headset and pencil?
As it turns out the guy’s name is probably the most Boston name you’ve ever heard – Kevin Sullivan. And he’s from Medford, home of the strongest Boston accents known to mankind. A city that was specifically named so that everyone who has ever lived there will forever refer to it as “Med-Fid.”
As it turns out he was not always a Matt Patricia clone:
And he also does a mean Castro:
Dude is possibly the most grizzled New Englander of all time:
And he’s clearly a smart guy because he can see right through Colin Kaepernick’s bullshit:
So it was cool to learn about the existence of Kevin Sullivan from Medford today, but don’t be fooled by the real Matt Patricia’s defense. Don’t get me wrong, it was nice that the defense actually created turnovers today, but I mean, come on – it’s the Rams. They’re playing a rookie quarterback who wasn’t good enough to start for this flaming bag of crap that masquerades as a NFL franchise. We didn’t really learn shit from this team today, because you can’t learn anything from playing the Rams. We just saw what we always saw when a star player like Gronk goes down – next man up. Malcolm Mitchell was that man today. Dude is turning into a stud. Bout time. How many receivers have we drafted who turned out to be complete duds? Chad Jackson, Aaron Dobson, Kembrell Tompkins, Josh Boyce – those guys all sucked. It’s why Brady can only throw to small white guys. Because the guys who are supposed to be good never turn out to be very good. Nice to Malcolm Mitchell not turning into one of those guys.
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