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The Mount Holyoke SJWs Plotting To Disrupt The Western Mass Policy Academy Had A Few Tricks Up Their Sleeve Today


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The other day we blogged about the Mount Holyoke students who planned to disrupt the Western Mass Police Academy graduation because cops are racist, or something.

The goal was to “fuck some shit up”

But how they intended to do that was discussed behind closed doors at a secret meeting.

Well, today was the graduation and Avery and Gwenna had a special surprise for the police when the entered campus….

Boom. Your move Nazis.

Here’s my question – is this school getting any money from the federal government? Are they a tax free entity? I’m assuming the answer to both those questions is yes, and that should change immediately if the kids who did this and plotted to “fuck shit up” aren’t expelled from school.

Either way, let’s be clear – they cancelled whatever stunt they were planning because of Turtleboy. We blew that shit up son! Oh, and the purge that UT predicted apparently happened as a bunch of non-Turtleboy people were kicked out of the group as well. Owning social justice warriors is the most fun you can have on the Internet.



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38 Comment(s)
  • DJ
    April 15, 2019 at 9:39 am

    Again little white girls sticking up for all their black brothers.. Who will they call when one of their brothers rape their asses!! Or maybe gang bang their lily white asses.. Don’t you dare call the police little white girl…. Fucking stupid snowflakes..

  • Soco
    April 13, 2019 at 7:55 pm

    Isn’t that a statement ”Fuckcops”… so I’m thinking it’s an offer to… fuck cops! Good luck ladies and whatever you are! Have at the fucking of cops.

  • Their Mother
    April 13, 2019 at 1:18 am

    I failed. I had one job and I failed abysmally.

  • Dr. Ed
    April 13, 2019 at 12:50 am

    Someone needs to tell these Delta Charlies that you insert a space between words….

  • NPC Liberal Drone Code
    April 12, 2019 at 9:47 pm

    words = [ ‘fuck police, ‘white patriarchy’, ‘nazi’, ‘POC’, ‘marginalized’ ‘white supremacy’ ]

    facebook = [ yes ]
    social media = [ yes ]
    logic = [ no ]

    follow liberal speak = [ yes ]

    drone behavior = [ yes ]

    critical thinking skills = [ no ]

    progressive sheep = [ yes ]

    print signs = [ words ]

    scream at sky = [ words ]

    *error dysfunctional NPC liberal
    *error dysfunctional NPC liberal
    *error dysfunctional NPC liberal

  • Magic Mike
    April 12, 2019 at 7:24 pm

    When all that toxic masculinity shows up it will throw that campus into one giant synchronized ovulation. The mere presence of those guys will make touching any of those underutilized vaginas feel exactly like feeding a horse. Those ladies need this.

  • warpedhead
    April 12, 2019 at 7:07 pm

    Kunts need some Proactiv, fukin pimple faces…ewwww

  • XXX
    April 12, 2019 at 6:55 pm

    Let me ask you if the hooligans, cops, veterans, nra, bikers etc etc didn’t stand up for your rights who would? World wide the Western concept of freedom is an aberration. Freedom loving white European people are outnumbered. Overthrow President Trump lock up the gun owners, turn the military into a transgender party. Who the fuck is left to defend your rights? You… lol you already sacrificed your rights and life’s labor to support 30 illegals each with 7 children of their own imported cartels and sharia law. Your children didn’t get 1st consideration or 2nd they came last to satisfy Leftist ideology… you have no legacy. Now get your ass to work to support the savages.

  • XXX
    April 12, 2019 at 6:28 pm

    Good luck with your $300k in loans and degree victimhood.. heh heh

    • Y
      April 12, 2019 at 7:25 pm

      I think Tiny was one of them, but he eventually saw the hypocrisy.
      Now, he just fucks shit up.

  • John Tripp
    April 12, 2019 at 6:21 pm

    Did we ever confirm if they have a dart team?

  • whatevuh
    April 12, 2019 at 6:19 pm

    To the campus police: everyone call in sick, then have some homeless degenerate roam around campus trying to get into the dorms, and then see who they call for help !! If they call the town cops, make sure they take the LONG WAY AROUND to get there . . . . do it, wake up these little asswipes

  • cjd602
    April 12, 2019 at 5:36 pm

    Love me some turtle…

  • Avery Elizabeth's Chromosomal Disorder
    April 12, 2019 at 5:25 pm

    I’m normally one to stick to the facts because that’s the true substance of any legitimate argument. It’s how you defeat liberals, as facts are their kryptonite. But given their lack of civility, I’m done trying to prove the rightness of facts to them. So I’m just going straight for the petty nonsense.

    For example, is there a reason they’re so hideous? Is that why they’re so angry? Does this anger and hideousness stem from their cystic acne in high school that limited their ability to socialize, except with other angry liberal dweebs? During a job interview, does their face alone discredit any real-life skills they may have, explaining their chronic joblessness? As a person routed in facts and science, help me understand the key factors that go into creating these losers so that one day we can cure them of their abominable affliction.

    • The Name Game
      April 13, 2019 at 9:09 pm

      Good question. In the case of A Very A Lizard Breath, it’s a mystery. The first TBS blog showed what is presumably her high school yearbook picture. She actually looks rather healthy. I wonder if she were emotionally scarred by the realization that the airbrushed skin, off-shoulder sleeve, and strategically-exposed bra strap were to make her more appealing to testosterone-laden young classmates.

      As for ol’ Guana, she just looks like she’s on a mission from Satan. Back in my college days, we referred to her ilk as from the species Homogenous Tuscarorus.

  • dball31211
    April 12, 2019 at 5:16 pm

    Since I moved to Massachusetts I have yet to find me a attractive girlfriend. It a shame that they want to look like the stereotypical dyke. Dude haircuts are for dudes get a hair tie and shave. What a waste

  • Oh No A Sign
    April 12, 2019 at 5:01 pm

    Do these simpletons think the new cops care? They don’t at all and I’m sure laughed at that sign. This school is a cesspool full of future Starbucks baristas. Congratulations to the new officers and take it all in stride. They hate you until they need you and then they hate you again right after. Who cares? Serve with honor and have a sense of humor and you’re going to be fine

    • Yuck
      April 12, 2019 at 5:18 pm

      I think you are giving them too much credit. Those stupid cunts aren’t smart enough to take orders in a customer service venue. They are much more suited to gang bangs and bukkake circles because the only “talents” they possess are whatever value their pussies can bring them. It’s not much given the fucking beastly looks and obese bodies. But, as I’ve seen on here, there are dudes that absolutely WILL stick their dicks in anything with a goddamn pulse. So at least these cunts have that going for them.

  • Independent Thinker
    April 12, 2019 at 4:52 pm

    I hope the parents are all proud of what’s become of their little girls.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    April 12, 2019 at 4:49 pm

    Avery and Gwenna are gonna fuck shit up, ya’ll.

  • Betty Ford
    April 12, 2019 at 4:33 pm

    I kind of thank them for their antics.
    I’m about to look into college for my daughter within the next year. Until recently, I didn’t know at all the nut fringe was in the western part of the state, and the western version seems dopier and nastier.
    Cancel tours west of 495.

  • WMasser
    April 12, 2019 at 4:07 pm

    Does anyone know the names of the students who posted that sign? Was it Avery and Gwenna? What is Avery’s last name?

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      April 12, 2019 at 4:09 pm

      I think it’s Avery Labia an accomplished diver at the Y

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    April 12, 2019 at 4:06 pm

    “We blew that shit up son!”

    Congrats. I guess?

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Randall Guy's Dad
      April 12, 2019 at 4:52 pm

      Randy! Git yo ratchet ass back behind that there dumpster!

    • Christopher Lettiere
      April 12, 2019 at 4:54 pm

  • Joe
    April 12, 2019 at 4:02 pm

    I went to this school many years ago. I am a normal hardworking member of society. I appreciate the help of law enforcement. I am embarrassed by this nonsense…

    • Tim
      April 12, 2019 at 5:12 pm

      No you didn’t. Unless you had a f2m transformation.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 12, 2019 at 3:45 pm

    I take it that building is a dorm; the police should put the building on a ‘do not respond’ list and then put an ad on every ghetto barbershop wall that the building has no security so come on over for a party! Free 40’s and Hennessy provided!

  • JoeMomma
    April 12, 2019 at 3:43 pm

    The jokes on them,

    they go to Mt. Holyoke, sister school of Hampshire College Day Care.

  • Barry McCockiner
    April 12, 2019 at 3:41 pm

    I thought the sign said FUCKUPS and they were broadcasting about themselves.

  • Hart Ford
    April 12, 2019 at 3:31 pm

    I shouldn’t have been so mean to all the swamp donkeys I never noticed in High School. Had I only known the Trigglypuff syndrome back then. Most of those gruffaloes were in theater arts and the marching band as flag wavers. Once they broke free of the chrysalis’ and unfurled the lesbian SJW wings in college, breaking free from their lesbian incubators, they became the club rugby team.
    They are loud, proud and capable of breeding.

  • professor genius
    April 12, 2019 at 3:29 pm

    This entire university exists to turn young women into bitter unfuckable spinsters. They could get their fat asses into the gym and let go of this idea that the world owes them something, but instead, they all just want to double down on being bitter.

  • Vulvanic Eruptions
    April 12, 2019 at 3:11 pm

    Looks like an old white bedsheet stained yellow by several semesters worth of scissoring.

    • lol
      April 12, 2019 at 3:27 pm


      rug munchkins

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    April 12, 2019 at 3:01 pm

    I hope Uncle is still on there in disguise to make these skunks’ lives miserable. Have at it Uncle Turtleboy. Give these skanks a taste of what the real world has in store for them after graduation.

    Social Media is Cancer

  • dikes on parade
    April 12, 2019 at 2:57 pm

    The fister sisters

  • Kool-Aid Guzzlers
    April 12, 2019 at 2:53 pm

    Spinsters for life, nobody wants a woman like these turds.

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