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The Next Attention Seeking Pork Grenade Parent Who Posts One Of These Viral “Boo-Hoo, No One Came To My Kid’s Birthday Party” Pictures Should Be Donkey Punched Into Outer Space

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Fox 29Over the weekend, a 6-year-old Tucson boy invited his 32 classmates to his birthday party and no one showed up. In a viral photo his mom, Sil Mazzini shared, Teddy was surrounded by pizza and drinks at his birthday party at a local Peter Piper Pizza, without anyone to share it with.

“His birthday was actually October 3rd, but because his dad works in Alaska and was able to come the 18th, I organized the whole party for the 21st,” said his mom, Sil Mazzini.

His mom told Fox 10 that she made 32 goodie bags for his classmates that each contained an invitation to his party. She says she even spoke to some of those parents the day before who said they would be at the party. On the bright side, twitter posts from the Phoenix Suns and the Phoenix Rising are offering free tickets for Teddy and his family to attend games this week. So far, the Vice President of the Phoenix Rising has confirmed that Teddy will be at the game on Friday. Let’s all wish Teddy a very happy 6th birthday! You can send Teddy a birthday card to this address: 2116 S. Oak Park Drive, Tucson, AZ 85710.

This has been a pet peeve of mine for a while now. Every time I see one of these “boo-hoo, nobody came to my kid’s birthday party” posts on Facebook I want to crawl through my computer screen and cunt punch the human incubator that decided to exploit their kid for likes. Get your kid vaccinated and shut the fuck up.

It happens a lot because Facebook sheep feed into it. DJ freaking Khaled posted it on Instagram:

It turns into a whole, “Nobody likes my kid either” pity party after that:

If no one comes to your kid’s party it means they are either insufferable during school, or you fucked up and didn’t get the invitations out in time. And even then, parents are still gonna show up because they know if they don’t go to your kid’s party then their kid isn’t gonna be reciprocated with free presents when it’s their turn for a party. That’s the parenting code.

Next thing you know this kid is getting to meet the Phoenix Suns bouncing ball team

Getting free shit from the cheerleaders

And getting more birthday parties.

It’s all just a huge scam. Do you see any balloons in this picture?

Almost an entire pizza has been eaten, but no one else was at the party? Bullshit. This kid doesn’t have any family? Aunts? Grandmas? Cousins? Nothing? He’s literally the most hated kid in the universe and Mom wants us to know about it.

No fucking way. When you invite 32 people to your kid’s birthday party you’re gonna get at least half the people to come, even if your kid is the stinkiest, cooty-infested poo-poo head on the playground.

And even if it was real (it’s not), why in the hell would you ever plaster your kid’s face all over the Internet like this? Oh right, because Mom is an attention seeking, dog filtered pork grenade.

Hooters. Nuff said. This isn’t about her kid; it’s about her.

The next time you see someone try to pull a move like this, call them out on it. Because rewarding these slopqueef parents with the only thing they really want – attention – is a trend that needs to end.

21 Comment(s)
  • Don
    October 25, 2018 at 7:02 pm

    Well, I’d certainly like to give Teddy a bunch of brothers and sisters. Lets get to work, hooter momma

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    October 25, 2018 at 4:34 pm

    Fucking spoiled kids these days. I got a card and a homemade cake at the kitchen table.

    Hooters mom must have pulled a few tricks (among other things) to pay for this

    • Slut
      October 26, 2018 at 12:06 pm

      Sil has handled more packages than UPS. More peckers than Perdue.

  • vic1
    October 25, 2018 at 11:44 am

    Probably all the dads wanted to come and bring their kids along, but the wifeys said no …. I guess the hot mom has a bit of a reputation, shall we say ….

  • Donkey in a Mexican porn video
    October 25, 2018 at 10:56 am

    Hey, I know that puta…

  • JoeMomma
    October 25, 2018 at 10:54 am

    Sometimes on my birthday I would get a card.

  • Lumbergh
    October 25, 2018 at 10:26 am

    That second pic from the top, in the red bathing suit? I need to see more of that. Goddam.

  • Captain Obvious
    October 25, 2018 at 10:26 am

    I want to invite his Mom to a party in my pants.

  • deflateddoritodinks
    October 25, 2018 at 9:34 am

    Don’t bother going to Prince Tower of Pizza in Saugus on Saturdays. It’s wall to wall one year old birthday parties. When did one year old birthday parties become a thing? The kid’s like asleep most of the time.

  • Dick Dastardly
    October 25, 2018 at 9:01 am

    I know know how Teddy feels. To cheer up the mom I sent her some RSVP dick pics with the title ‘Let’s hook up and fuck’ and the stuck up bitch hasn’t responded yet!

    • deflateddoritodinks
      October 25, 2018 at 9:30 am

      By the pics it looks like she’d be DTF all the way! Hubby ain’t givin’ her the pepperoni?

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      October 25, 2018 at 1:27 pm

      LOL

  • Disgruntled Suburban Father
    October 25, 2018 at 8:56 am

    If today’s moms would just chill the fuck out and not feel the need to beat out every other mom on Fagbook every single second of every single day, we dads wouldn’t have to blow half a month’s paycheck on some retarded Chucky Cheese, Amazement, or Lazer Craze event for 20 kids in sweats and 20 parents who drew the short straw and have to get dragged along as well. Kids’ birthday parties have gone the way of wedding receptions for the love of Mike. I’d rather relive my vasectomy procedure every day for a month than go to another kid birthday party.

    Thank you.

    That said, my heart actually breaks for this kid: (a) he’s officially the school weird kid that no one really likes all that much, (b) because there’s no such thing as the internet, it’s not like he’s ever going to see this story / these pictures again when he’s 12 and feel the same social shame all over again, and (c) given the looks of his mother, he’s already been through three to five “Uncle Dylans” who’ve “slept over” with mommy a few nights in a row but never stay longer than a typical Bruins home stand.

  • Independent Thinker
    October 25, 2018 at 7:58 am

    When not one single person shows up, then something is really wrong here. Don’t know what, but it probably has more to do with the parents than with the kids.

    Growing up in the mid to late 60’s, we didn’t have lavish birthday parties. We cleared out the garage, had a cake with cool aid (or funny face) and played pin the tail on the donkey. The kids in the neighborhood that I hung out with came. We didn’t invite the whole school class. Later when we had a pool, my birthday party ended up being a splash party and we requested no gifts. All worked out well for very little money, and nobody’s feelings got hurt. Again, I feel bad for the kid, but often times it is the parents’ fault when children have relationship problems at such a young age. Perhaps too much interference.

  • m
    October 25, 2018 at 6:57 am

    It looks to me that she has “The disease”

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      October 25, 2018 at 1:32 pm

      Yup. Dead eyes.

  • No Candles on the Pizza
    October 25, 2018 at 4:49 am

    Mom hits drunk on the dads, all Shitmas crazy, and the kid’s pockets are flush with lunch money from 32 kids at his school, whom he torments like Rat Kings in a maze.

  • Harvey Kietel
    October 25, 2018 at 1:31 am

    I would knock her up too. Of course I would be a dead beat dad. Not giving her shit except for jizz.

    • Wood!
      October 25, 2018 at 9:11 am

      A bunch of us should take turns knocking her up and disappearing so the brat can have a bunch of siblings at his parties.

  • SMH
    SMH
    October 25, 2018 at 1:09 am

    I have a friend who is a single mom with a 4 year old. Let me tell you, it’s tough out there now. She plans to drop hundreds of dollars again this year with space rental, custom decorated cake, pizzas, entertainer (who run $175 to 350/hr.), goody bags, and custom printed invitations. It’s RSVP, but she has to contact all the invitees to get an answer out of them. They don’t even bother responding. There are so many weekend activities for kids in my town that even toddler birthday parties need to be major events to draw visitors, and then there is the escalating expectations of expensive presents for the birthday boy or girl. That’s also why Hooters mom’s low-end party got no turn out.

    • Stunt Penis
      October 25, 2018 at 7:46 am

      when I was a kid, my parents had a cake, and I invited a couple of kids from the neighborhood who i played with after school. Our parents all knew one another and interacted with one another on a regular basis. I invited them to my “party” (which was cake, ice-cream, and opening presents) and vice-versa.

      None of us had any of this enormous birthday party bullshit parents give their children today with private entertainers (closet pedos, no doubt) and elaborate accouterments. Fucking cakes are more elaborate than wedding cakes people spend thousands on. no wonder why we’ve created a generation of narcissistic assholes.

      If (big IF) this story is true, this mom (WOOD!) should use this as a teaching lesson for her kid: these people you invited aren’t your friends, you mean nothing to them, and the only reason they’d show up is to use you for a free meal.

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