The Panhandler With The $7K Apartment GoFundMe Has Been Arrested For Drugs A Million Times But The Suburban Girl Is NOT Backing Down

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Yesterday we posted this story about a young woman from Westfield who was trying to raise $7,000 for a Worcester panhandler so he can have an apartment that he can use to hide from his girlfriend, who steals all his panhandling money and spends it on crack.

Wicked Smart Suburban Girl Starts $7K GoFundMe So Panhandler Can Have Place To Smoke Crack, Even Though He Swears That Only His GF Smokes Crack

This is easily the dumbest thing we’ve ever seen. This poor girl, who obviously means well, just isn’t very smart. And she has absolutely no street smarts. The homeless guy she’s raising money for is named Thomas Matier:


According to her, he PROMISED that he doesn’t do drugs anymore. But this dang girlfriend of his keeps stealing his cash and spending it on crack. Don’t you hate when that happens? Well if this girl had done even the most basic amount of research she would have found this:




He’s been a criminal and a drug user his entire life. This is just who he is at this point. Smart people understand that, but poor Maddie Barcomb just isn’t that smart. She posted on our Facebook page today:


You had a long talk with him? HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!! Looks like this 20 year old girl has life all figured out. Well, in that case, he MUST have been telling the truth. It’s not like he looked at your blonde ass and thought, “I’m gonna tell this idiot exactly what she wants to hear because she might be dumb enough to give me more money.” The homeless drug addicted panhandler said something, therefore it’s the truth.

Oh honey, you poor thing. Let’s suppose you do actually raise $7,000. That’s not actually gonna do anything, as this guy pointed out:


Do you understand how renting works? You can’t rent out an apartment that you’re not living in if the guy you’re vouching for has spent more time in the Worcester Courthouse than Tony Salerno. That’s not how any of this works.

Look, I understand this girl means well, but ultimately her good intentions are worth shit. Giving this guy an apartment to get high in for free is like giving a gun to a suicidal man for self defense. You’re ultimately responsible when he dies because you enabled it. You’re not a good a person. But you’re doing this because you want all of us to think that you are. If you’re feeling generous, then pay the $7,000 grand yourself instead of begging other people for it and then taking the credit. Because that’s all you’re doing with this GoFundMe scam.


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24 Comment(s)
  • Vivian
    March 13, 2017 at 8:17 pm

    I know him personally. He is a douche bag. He has been to prison for murder. He likes to prey on young woman. He should be locked up and throw out the key

  • White Turtle Rider
    November 6, 2016 at 12:26 pm

    Please, everyone, vote or Trump. He’ll have concentration camps up and running in no time, and blacks like this will be exterminated.

  • Gronkmonster
    November 5, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    If she feels so passionate about it why doesnt she just give the 7k ???

  • PatsServiceCenter
    November 5, 2016 at 12:41 pm

    So, where is the next meeting being held at tonight? You should really have a bulletin up on your blog for that.

  • Ashamed Atholian
    November 5, 2016 at 2:15 am

    This story is actually sad. I feel sorry for her in a way, because I think her heart is in
    the right place and all, wanting to help a struggling person, but that’s the problem;
    these type of “save the world” types are TOO soft-hearted, the wrong people take
    advantage of you. SJWs think they’re superheroes, yet in the end, they’re are just ENABLERS.
    It’s a very fine line, but it’s there. Feed a man a fish, you feed him for a day.
    Teach a man how to fish, you feed him for a lifetime. Rules for a thriving society.
    Something liberals & SJWs need to learn.

    • White Turtle Rider
      November 6, 2016 at 12:27 pm

      Put police in place to execute niggers and there’s no need to feed them whatsoever.

  • Wwy
    November 5, 2016 at 1:14 am

    Another panhandling story without mentioning the kikes in Israel who steal 15 billion a year to genocide their neighbors and run a concentration camp in gaza, only the founder of Israel hitler is cool with this

  • Bill P.
    November 4, 2016 at 11:57 pm

    Mmm, I’d tear that bitch up. No doubt Mr. Mattier is biding his time and jut waiting for the opportunity. Can’t say I blame him, though. Bitch is cute!

  • Romad
    November 4, 2016 at 10:38 pm

    This might be the dumbest person in the world right now. Too much pride to realize how naive she is……there’s no way this ends well.

    November 4, 2016 at 7:07 pm

    If Hillary gets elected, ALL WORKING PEOPLE SHOULD LEAVE THE COUNTRY and then see how the welfare society survives.. All these stupid F’NG sjw’s make me sick.

    • Gilly13
      November 4, 2016 at 9:23 pm

      Or all working people should just stop working. If no one is working, no one is paying taxes. No taxes, no EBT, WIC, Welfare or Obamaphones. The SJW’s will be raped and murdered by the hood rats, who won’t survive long. The hood rats will get hungry and come up into the hills looking for food. Since they don’t know how properly take care of their weapons and what they have is shit anyway, well, it will be fun. Two years of anarchy and we can rebuild our country.

      Yeah, I think we are indeed close to Civil War. Sad.

  • Jack Mehoff
    November 4, 2016 at 6:46 pm

    These social justice snowflakes are driving me crazy. HR gave us a temp recently and she turned out to be offended by everything! Said it was hurtful to go to a group lunch and see others eat meat as everyone should be Vegan, meat eaters are mean violent people who don’t care for innocent animals. I asked her if lettuce screams when it is cut and stabbed? Maybe she just can’t hear it…

    Our extremely left wing HR shit canned her after three days of that bullshit.

    We need to round these people up and send them to some meaningless, hopeless place. Maybe an iceberg in Antarctica. Probably give the sharks indigestion…

    • Livesinlowell
      November 5, 2016 at 8:00 am

      Was she at least hot?

    • Wabbitt
      November 5, 2016 at 6:29 pm

      They’d hate Antarctica – everything is white.

  • she got Balls
    November 4, 2016 at 6:45 pm

    Ever think maybe she has the best scam ever going?
    Little pretend SJW pockets every penny under claims that it just didn’t work out.

    • Wabbitt
      November 5, 2016 at 6:26 pm

      Maybe she’ll cut Tommy Boy in for a few hundo for being the fave of her big concern game.

      • Wabbitt
        November 5, 2016 at 6:27 pm

        Con game. Not concern.

        Fucking Samsung piece of shit…

  • Maggie the Cat
    November 4, 2016 at 6:18 pm

    Maddie is hurting him more than she realizes, by making drug use easier for him. She’s an enabler, and if he dies of an overdose then she’s partly responsible.

    But if she continues to be so “giving”, I have a bridge I’d like to sell her!

      November 4, 2016 at 7:00 pm

      Please sell her the bridge, then Thomas and all the other trolls can live under it n harmony.. HAHAHAHAHA

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    November 4, 2016 at 6:14 pm

    Just more proof liberals are morons.

  • Insane SJW chic
    November 4, 2016 at 4:44 pm

    Leave Maddie alone!!! What she does for other people with other peoples money is for other people to decide where the other peoples money goes… Thomas is just misunderstood… and Maddie understands him because empathy… Try it sometime. And you’re racist too… Cause black… and stuff…

    • Bret
      November 4, 2016 at 6:31 pm

      Shut your cunt before I come fuckstart your head.

      • Molly Malooley
        April 6, 2020 at 10:20 pm


    • ninja turtleboy
      November 5, 2016 at 9:25 am

      leave brittany alone

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