The Pedo Poachers Nabbed Former North Attleboro State Rep Candidate Matt Trowbridge Trying To Get A 14 Year Old Boy To Worship His Balls


Matthew Trowbridge is a democratic politician from North Attleborough who ran for state rep against Republican incumbent Betty Poirier a few years back but ended up dropping out of the race.

His big thing back then was making sure gay marriage was legalized, but since then Macklemore won a Grammy so that’s all fixed and he’s got nothing to do now. Nowadays you can find him crooning for Grandmas at Traditions of Wayland, an old folks home where he is employed.

But when he’s not bringing nice old ladies on trips down memory lane you can find him on Grindr looking for young boys to fuck. We know this because he was the latest catch of the Predator Poachers of Massachusetts. He’s since taken down his profile, but the screenshots are forever.

Before the meet up he sent poachers messages in the chat logs verifying that the imaginary kid he was trying to meet up with for sex was in fact a 14 year old boy.

He asked when the kid’s Mom gets home, because clearly he knows what he is doing is wrong.

And here he is in the most explicit way possible explaining exactly what he wants this 14 year old child to do.

So yea, when he’s not singing Sinatra to your grandmother he’s messaging 14 year old boys and asking when their Mom leaves so he can come over in his work clothes and force them to worship his balls. This piece of shit, who carries himself like a well respected member of society, didn’t put up much of a fight when he got busted.

“Aww dude.”

That moment you realize that not only are you leaving with a bad case of blue balls, your life is also officially over.

I’ve seen many of these busts before, and almost always the pedophiles try to talk their way out of it. Not this mother fucker though. He was smart enough to realize that there was no possible way to explain those messages and he ran for the hills and drove out of there faster than any pedo yet to date.

Another great catch by the predator poachers. I don’t care what people say, I like the work they do. They’ve gotten several people charged, and even if they don’t end up in a courtroom their lives are officially doneski after they get exposed as the predators they are. This guy has probably done this with tons of boys before and likely ruined their lives so that he can bust a nut. Now everyone will know the name Matt Trowbridge and will instantly think “pedophile.” That’s justice enough for me.


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45 Comment(s)
  • Silk Stalkings
    November 1, 2020 at 4:44 am

    Another Democrat?

  • Leonardo DeCrapio
    October 4, 2020 at 3:58 pm

    Wondering where he got his 3 Massachusetts Police Association stickers from…. LoL

  • 8YR 176
    October 4, 2020 at 2:29 pm

    It is always slightly shocking how many of these people there are. A lot of them seem to fit something akin to a profile. Very proud of something, very outspoken, very involved with self promotion and virtue signaling.

  • Policewoman Lucille
    October 4, 2020 at 11:14 am

    We had one o them rookies posing as a 16 year old. I told the dumbass that was legal in Massachusetts. Go lower!

  • dough bro
    October 3, 2020 at 11:52 pm

    The only blow job this piece of shit deserves is when he’s strung up by his balls to a ceiling fan at high setting!
    Fuckin’ POS PEDO!!!!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    October 3, 2020 at 10:34 am

    It seems like a disproportionate amount of pedos are homos.

    • Christopher Hitchens
      October 3, 2020 at 12:35 pm

      Just the ones that get caught.

  • The cult of she-penis.
    October 2, 2020 at 11:04 pm

    You people really have no limits to how low you’ll go.
    Wishing death on someone is barbaric!
    You’re no better than him!

    MAPs might be despicable but they still have rights!

  • Fountain of youth
    October 2, 2020 at 10:34 pm

    2 MPA stickers on the windshield. Dig some more turtle dig

  • Blind Mike
    October 2, 2020 at 9:59 pm

    I thought DEC lived in Connecticut?

  • Spic Tormentor
    October 2, 2020 at 7:39 pm

    I accidentally got caught in one of these stings last year, was so embarrassing. It was just a huge misunderstanding and I was totally innocent, but I still lost my job and family over it from just being accused. So Trust me guys, it’s totally not worth it to meet young hot 14 year old’s online, no matter how tempting.

    • Dick Lorenzo
      October 3, 2020 at 1:59 pm

      Your shitty schtick has run its course pussy

      • I bet a spic fucked his girlfriend and thats why he acts racist online because he knows in real life they would stomp his cracker head in
        October 4, 2020 at 12:59 am

        His retarded schtick got old 6 months ago and the way hes always crying about people copying his name is fucking pathetic. And anyone over the age of 11 who uses a name like “spic tormentor” online is just a complete and total faggot. Oooh wow “spic tormentor” how edgy lol

        • Dick Lorenzo
          October 4, 2020 at 1:33 am

          He got caught fucking little kids too, guy is a goddamn loser

  • Castrate all peeped touchers
    October 2, 2020 at 7:25 pm

    I hear that being a pedophile is just another type of sexuality like,homosexuality,lesbian,heterosexual.,,and with so many getting caught and so few getting any real punishment makes one wonder

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    October 2, 2020 at 6:13 pm

    Democrat? Shocker.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    October 2, 2020 at 6:05 pm

    I’m looking for someone who can woor-ship It!


    • Frank Garrett
      October 2, 2020 at 8:00 pm

      And as far as your profanity about wanting to suck cock,why don’t you call your own mother and have her suck that cock.And guess what?I’m going to have your balls hanging in the closet.Punkass!

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        October 2, 2020 at 9:39 pm

        I’m callin’ from Springfeel. Can you handle that?
        How’s your lips?

        • Yankee Tough Guy
          October 3, 2020 at 10:20 pm

          I’m gonna break your jaw and put you in the wire,Bro,just like the last 2-3 guys I did.

  • Dr Wu
    Michael Jackson
    October 2, 2020 at 4:14 pm

    So, he’s a pedophile, so what? I know lots of people who are stamp collectors!

  • CONN
    October 2, 2020 at 3:30 pm

    Not the first time he’s attempted this either.

    • TargetDriver
      October 4, 2020 at 3:58 pm

      Do philatelists lick things?

  • lenappleby33
    October 2, 2020 at 2:49 pm

    From ‘Democrat launches Poirier challenge’ by Jim Hand, Sun Chronicle, October 23 2009:

    The Rev. Carole Baker of Central Congregational Church in Attleboro Falls said she has known Trowbridge since “he was knee-high to a grasshopper.”

    She said even as a child, he was asking difficult theological questions and wanted to attend adult services rather than Sunday school for children.

    He became a junior deacon as a child and is now an adult deacon and Sunday school teacher at the church, she said.

    Wonder what the Reverend Carol is thinking about Trowbridge nowadays ?

    • Crystal Laviolette
      Mr. Trollbridge
      October 2, 2020 at 3:12 pm

      Probably that he’s like the rest of them.

  • Ron Jeremy
    October 2, 2020 at 2:33 pm

    He looks like the Beaver just got caught by Ward trying to pick up a young dude.

    • Frank Garrett
      October 2, 2020 at 8:09 pm

      Nice 60 year old reference,stupid.

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        October 3, 2020 at 12:42 pm

        This is a business phone, get off of it.

  • Dante Comparetto
    October 2, 2020 at 2:25 pm

    Yes but did Matt verify if he was gonna play nice with his balls before he worshipped them? Matt, i can help you, reach out to me.

  • Spic Tormentor
    October 2, 2020 at 2:25 pm

    What site do all these sick disgusting pedos use to meet these young boys? (Just so I know to stay clear from them)

      October 2, 2020 at 3:47 pm

      I’d like to know to!

  • Matty 4 State Rep
    October 2, 2020 at 2:12 pm

    The last two missing numbers are “-74”

    Get in touch with me while I still have some free time. The window is closing quickly.

  • hartf811
    Georgy Malenkov
    October 2, 2020 at 1:51 pm

    Why do they always look the same? Bet he throws a baseball like Obama.

  • Queer Eye for the Pedo Guy
    October 2, 2020 at 1:50 pm

    The coiffed beard shaved to expose the frog-like double chin was a great style choice.

  • Orion
    October 2, 2020 at 1:40 pm

    “I am & always will be the optimist”… Yeah, keep that same energy when you’re getting hollowed out by Jamal and Jesus in lockup.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      October 2, 2020 at 2:18 pm

      Looks like his days of optimism are over

  • Orion
    October 2, 2020 at 1:38 pm

    He looks like a bigger homo than Jared formerly from Subway. Those text exchanges are a riot. Gone are the halcyon days when men made sure teenage girls were over 18 before they hooked up to fuck them, now soft fat older guys are trying to make sure their boy prey is UNDERAGE ENOUGH before they pull the trigger on a hookup. Pathetic!

  • The Olde Padre
    October 2, 2020 at 1:36 pm

    I need to open a GRINDR account ASAP!

  • Paul Shanley
    October 2, 2020 at 1:10 pm

    What exactly is the problem here?

  • Rick Moranis
    October 2, 2020 at 12:58 pm

    Never play this again!

  • bigdaddy
    Barney Frank
    October 2, 2020 at 12:49 pm

    if you want a hot bottom i am available

  • Towgunner
    October 2, 2020 at 12:44 pm

    He’ll be kill on sight in prison. Big surprise another homosexual that turns out to be a pedophile.

    Here is Hingham, most of the town would be okay with this. They worship sexual degeneracy.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    October 2, 2020 at 12:44 pm

    Looks like Jared from Sub Way. He was looking to eat fresh! Hope his life is ruined now .. miserable fuck

    • Orion
      October 2, 2020 at 1:39 pm

      Ah, you beat me to it!

    • Hu Fartted
      October 5, 2020 at 11:17 am

      Unfortunately, your right. If a dude tried to hook up with a 14 y.o. girl they’d want him shot but since the perp is sick sausage smoker they’re cool with it.

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