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The Principal Of Columbine High School Asked David Hogg To Do Community Service Instead Of A Walkout Today And He Was Like….Nah

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Remember when David Hogg was a thing? How pissed is he about this broad?

Stole all his thunder on CNN.

Well apparently today is yet another national walkout of schools. Except a lot of schools are on vacation, and pretty much no one is participating in this month’s walkout because it’s pointless and accomplishes nothing. Here’s the thing – David Hogg was asked NOT to do the walkout on April 20 by the principal of Columbine High School:

Because Columbine students participate in a day of service on April 20th. They actually do something positive in the community. Help people out. Do tangible things that fix problems. As opposed to a walkout which accomplishes nothing and simply gives whiny students something to complain about while skipping school.

And Hogg initially said he’d back down:

But as you can see, he has deleted that tweet. Because David Hogg doesn’t want to do things that actually help the community. He wants soundbites. He wants to give speeches. He wants to call politicians murderers. Productive stuff like that.

And he elected to ignore the requests of Columbine’s principal and do his own thing instead:

Ya got that? He’s going against the wishes of an adult who is urging him to take this day and help people in the community. Instead he’s doing what he always does – making it all about him. Because he’s David Hogg. He knows everything. He’s way smarter than the Principal of Columbine High School. Don’t you watch the news? Every adult who watches CNN has been praising him as the second coming of Jesus for the last two months. Get it together Columbine!

He’s really built himself up into something:

Oh yea, skipping school and livestreaming it for likes and retweets is “saving lives.” Doing interviews for the media while still feeding off your celebrity on the bodies of your dead classmates is “saving lives.”


But he can’t understand why the media is so focused on him!!

Yea guys, what’s up with you focusing on people being mean to me? It’s not like I ever started a boycott harassment campaign of Fox News’ advertisers because Laura Ingraham was mean to me!!

He actually started another boycott this week as well. But not before giving us a teaser first…….

Sounds juicy!!!

Check out who he went after this time……

Yup. He’s going after financial services companies. So make sure you call them up and tell them you will NOT be using their brokers to purchase mutual funds!! How dare these investment companies invest money into companies that are selling completely legal objects!!

The bottom line is these are stupid, naive children. Kids say dumb things and adults correct those things. That’s how it works in a sane world. But in an insane world we don’t correct the David Hogg’s of the world because adults are using him as a pawn to hide behind, and every time you criticize him you’re picking on a child. If you fell for this kid’s bullshit that’s OK. Just own up to it and recognize that everyone makes mistakes.

23 Comment(s)
  • Hate this kid
    April 21, 2018 at 9:55 pm

  • LOADS R Us Hogg
    April 21, 2018 at 5:19 pm

    David would like to volunteer as a cock and ball washer and drainer at one of Obamas favorite bath houses. He would volunteer but it has to be work he would enjoy.

  • David Hogg Suck Cock
    April 21, 2018 at 4:48 am

    I hate this little cock sucker he has such a punchable face Go Fuck Your Mother David Hogg

    • Murph1951
      April 22, 2018 at 11:43 am

      I think I saw this kid on an episode of RICK & MORTY…. Was he the ball washer or taint washer?

  • Kevin Fleury
    Ricardo Cabeza
    April 20, 2018 at 6:34 pm

    Hogg breath is actually a mole planted by the NRA and major firearm manufacturers to increase demand in this lagging, post Trump economy. With Obama gone somebody’s got to do the selling.

    Kidding of course, but this will be the next moon bat conspiracy thrown out when Hogg & Friends fail at achieving some more “common sense” gun control.

  • We Are All Columbine
    April 20, 2018 at 6:23 pm

    When you think about it….a walkout is a protest. What are they protesting? School shootings? Like it’s someone’s fault who runs a school district? Why not stay inside where you are more than likely safer than being outside trying to cause a commotion? All it takes is one lunatic to open fire in the parking lot of a school where a walkout has been publicized. It does no good. I agree with community service in the memories of those lost in school shootings across the country. Take a moment of silence and do something good for the community, raise awareness, have a drill, train a crisis team, do a safety check of the building and its doors, send a letter of condolence, form a support group, meet with counselors…especially those there that day. This guy is looking for his 15 minutes of fame and a way to cut class. Totally bogus.

  • NR
    April 20, 2018 at 6:13 pm

    What a tool.

  • SJWmuch?
    April 20, 2018 at 3:27 pm

    Boycott Blackrock and Vanguard?! What a hoot!
    The people who follow him have NO investments, et alone the minimum required to be a part of one of their funds. Its like an JW boycotting a gun show.
    For those whose 401ks are invsted in a Blackrock or Vanguard fund, a winy SJW complaining about ot would be the first in line to call for the head of the 401k when it makes less money because it divested.
    Safely ignored.

  • John Wypyszinski
    Hogghater 876
    April 20, 2018 at 3:21 pm

    He has the most punchworthy face I’ve ever seen. And a real purty mouth, come on over here Hoggy and squeal like a pig.

  • Kevi
    April 20, 2018 at 3:18 pm

    This guy is growing on me. I’m ready to do some Hoggin!

  • David Limp Hogg, Sr.
    April 20, 2018 at 1:08 pm

    He’s probably far too self-righteous and infected with Moonbat-itis to see that he’s been the single biggest boost to gun sales over the past several months than anything or anyone else out there. Oh, the irony.

  • A. Friend
    April 20, 2018 at 1:05 pm

    Remember when your parents and grandparents used the phrase “children are meant to be seen, not heard”? Wisdom of the ages
    Just go away and fade into oblivion you little attention seeking turd

  • Eugene
    April 20, 2018 at 12:15 pm

    Stormy took his spot in the headlines,one more reason for him to hate women.

  • bigdaddy
    David Hogg
    April 20, 2018 at 11:42 am

    Community Service Isn’t that like work ? No way

  • Savage Squaw Bitch
    April 20, 2018 at 11:37 am

    Hogghole is such a little cunt. I can’t wait until he gets his ass kicked and he wishes he had a gun to protect himself.

  • Giant Fonts
    April 20, 2018 at 11:25 am

    What’s withe the GIANT FONTS that run in to each other makingthemunreadable???????

  • Vigil Ante
    Jack Handey
    April 20, 2018 at 11:22 am

    Vanguard is part owner of twitter, so shouldn’t Davey put his money where his mouth is and cancel his account?

  • Sharon Peters
    April 20, 2018 at 11:19 am

    Hate this kid soooo much. What a little puke. He knows better than adults, how do his parents not tell him to cut the shit. His dad the FBI agent, the same agency that dropped the ball on Parkland but ya, guns…blah blah blah. Stellar advice David, let’s boycott the companies you’re suggesting, cause fuck a 401k when you’re only 17.

  • Olde Salt
    April 20, 2018 at 11:13 am

    “In America, the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefit of their inexperience.”

    ― Oscar Wilde, Selected Writings

  • Captain Obvious
    April 20, 2018 at 11:12 am

    His dad worked for the FBI. That’s a huge red flag for me. Why is this kid the voice? Why do most of these mass shooters have connections to the government?

  • Vigil Ante
    David's Hogg
    April 20, 2018 at 11:10 am

    Isn’t walking out of school to protest gun control on the same level as wishing thoughts and prayers after a shooting. Meaningless demonstrations are meaningless demonstrations. And all those little fucks walking out said thoughts and prayers were useless.

  • deflateddoritodinks
    April 20, 2018 at 11:09 am

    Bad look with the Sieg Heil salute thing and the gray shirt.

  • Emma Gonzalez’s 10” penis
    April 20, 2018 at 11:01 am

    This douche bag needs to smoke a spliff this 4/20 and chill the fuck out. I guarantee he ends up a serial killer some day.

    1. Didn’t get into college

    2. Plays second fiddle to a bald dyke

    3. “Male feminist”

    I doubt Davy Noodlearms sticks around much longer

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