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The Raiders Giving A Con-Artist Like Kylie Kirkpatrick Free Super Bowl Tickets Is So Raiders It Hurts

 

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So this happened….

Yes, that’s right the Oakland Raiders continued their long and stories tradition of rewarding criminals and making fools of themselves by giving Super Bowl tickets to an ex-con who is forcing her child to lie over and over again so that she can financially benefit. No one should be surprised since these idiots honored him in December for being a hometown hero.

The Raiders press release makes me wanna puke.

“I heard you stepped up in a big way helping out with some lunch money. It’s really cool as a young guy already knowing what to do how to help out in your community. So we wanted to introduce you to Super Bowl MVP Jim Plunkett.”

Yea, well, that’s why you’re a moron no one has ever heard of on a team that hasn’t won a playoff game since Kylie was sober. You’re there to introduce a guy who no one under the age of 45 could pick out of a lineup to feed this kid more bullshit as part of your contractually mandated community outreach.

“Quite a generous and noble thing you did for your fellow classmates. And on behalf of the Raiders I’d like to present you with two Super Bowl tickets.”

Newsflash Jim Plunkett – Ryan didn’t do anything for his classmates. All the money came from a GoFundMe.

The mother just coached the kid to say it came from his allowance (he probably doesn’t even have an allowance) because it’s cuter, and she knew that idiots like you and the boobs in the mainstream media would eat that shit up.

This whole thing is so Raiders it hurts. A quick Google search shows that Kylie is under police investigation for non-profit fraud, directly related to the lie that got him these tickets in the first place. The debt he paid off didn’t have to be paid off by anyone, since the school eats it at the end of the year. We covered this in detail already. This kid knows he’s lying, but he’s being coached by his mother, who has prior convictions for check fraud and an assortment of other crimes, to continue to repeat this lie so they can get free shit like this. For those of you wondering, the cheapest Super Bowl tickets are going for $5,000 a piece. I’m sure those are really nice tickets they got, so let’s conservatively say they’re worth $10,000 a piece. Then you add in plane tickets and lodging (at the cheapest place possible – Motel 6), and you’re looking at a trip that’s worth between $20K-25K.

Kylie’s doing her part by pretending to be a shocked and proud mother who didn’t abandon both of her children for drugs.

This is just more evidence of the outright fraud this woman is committing. Look at all the free shit they’ve gotten out of this. Accepting those tickets is no different than accepting the cash that they’re worth. She only was able to get this donation because of the lie that she told. Remember those two douchebags from South Jersey who said that a homeless man helped them fill up their gas tank and then made $400,000 off the GoFundMe? Yea, they were both charged with fraud. This is no different. Kylie lied to the public and the media, and she used that lie to solicit substantial monetary donations. No one would’ve given a penny and they would not be going to the Super Bowl if they knew that that $74.80 came from a GoFundMe.

Feel free to contact the Raiders media relations department and send them links to the stories we published on this. The contact information is below, and I called them during an impromptu live show today. Click here to subscribe to our YouTube channel so you never miss an episode. We’re gonna be doing more impromptu live streams like this so that subscribers get content before anyone else. (I didn’t have the mic on until 3:30 so skip to that part).

 

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33 Comment(s)
  • JP
    March 19, 2020 at 6:35 pm

    This lady is obviously scum but I gotta love the cheap shot at the Raiders. Criminals ? You mean like Aaron Hernandez. Belichick and Kraft knew he was a dirtbag before they drafted him. Please for the love of God Pats fans stop acting like your fanbase and team is morally superior to everyone else. Most of you didn’t give a shit about or know football until 2001. The ones who are members of the lucky sperm club and not old enough to remember the 40 years of utter shame before that first Super Bowl win are in for a reckoning. Brady is gone and for those of you who think Belichick and his gay lover Ernie Adams have any more tricks up their sleeve are going to be sadly disappointed. Stick to cross country or soccer when you talk about sports Uncle TB.

  • Taking Names and writing letters.
    January 29, 2020 at 12:19 am

    Some of these gifts are considered income. I just wrote the OIG’s because according to their standards the Raider tickets are considered income. We as taxpayers are paying for her section 8 housing so we deserve to make her honest. I have as much free time as she does and I am a letter writing bitch! 1 down hundreds to go. I have a list of 3 letter entities I’m writing except post master which has a few extra letters. I used to say if the cops can’t get you, call the post master fraud, then step back! They don’t play and if she fraudulently accepted money, gifts or sent anything through USPS then her ass will feel the USPS! We have thousands of homeless and families living in cars then you have this section 8 recipient. It makes me sick this is why I’m writing letters, give her place to a family that needs and deserves it.

  • Anonymous
    January 25, 2020 at 2:37 am

    The “allowance” came from the kid working StubHub or doordash with kylie. She would have him do the delivery and she would sit in the car and then collect big fat tips from her son’s cuteness. She disgusts me

  • Dick Scratcher
    January 23, 2020 at 11:12 am

    Raiders e-mailed.
    Stupid cunts giving tickets to these scamming cunts.

  • Kid is wearing make-up
    January 22, 2020 at 8:30 pm

    That kid is definitely wearing make-up! Bronzer, blush and red lipstick & gloss. Plus, his lips look bigger. That poor kid. Wait until this fades from the news and the kid find out the world doesn’t owe you anything. He’ll have no education (he obviously isn’t in school) and be penniless. Kylie is probably “home-schooling” which is another joke.

    • Judge dread
      January 23, 2020 at 4:35 am

      Unfortunately I see a Desmond style future for this poor kid. Once the hype is over, mommy will gender bend him, put him in drag and turn him into a play thing for monied homosexuals.

    • Cottonmouth
      January 27, 2020 at 4:55 am

      Noticed that right away….. creeped me out right ways too!!!

  • Buffalo Bill
    January 22, 2020 at 7:32 pm

    That kid’s creepy fake smile tells me that in 15 years they’re gonna raid his house and find dead women (or probably men) nailed to his wall. Little fucking psychopath.

  • Unkle Gus
    January 22, 2020 at 6:53 pm

    I hope the IRS gets a copy of everything she has received. Maybe she’ll end up in prison again…
    Turtle on my friends, turtle on.

  • Beware the Tax Man
    January 22, 2020 at 6:38 pm

    As mentioned in the article all these gifts are worth a lot of money. Shouldn’t she be getting 1099’d ? Don’t call the Raiders, call the IRS to audit her sorry fat ass

    • Auditor
      January 23, 2020 at 1:00 pm

      She’ll get 1099s for this stuff. If the companies dont send them out the can’t take the deduction as a gift. She’ll just start a GFM to pay the taxes.

  • Oink oink
    January 22, 2020 at 6:23 pm

    Slam pig at it again

  • Flock of Seagulls
    January 22, 2020 at 5:59 pm

    Your a monster.What are you doing to your poor kid?

  • Liawatha
    January 22, 2020 at 5:56 pm

    It’s fantastic that Kylie and Ryan are finally getting recognition for their good work!

  • Mister Rogers
    January 22, 2020 at 5:19 pm

    The haircut is a dead giveaway, Turtleboy. Ryan wants to speak to your manager.

  • Chester
    January 22, 2020 at 4:42 pm

    What a hideous CUNT and the kid looks like a fag

  • Brett Kavanaugh
    January 22, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    The four greatest words in the English language:

    “There’s been a rape.”

  • Sad lil cuck
    January 22, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    You drastically overestimated the amount of people who care about this shit. You have been at it for some time now. This is for bottom feeders with nothing left.

  • Jim the Anal Cum Fart Dumpster Gooch
    January 22, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    Barstool got what was coming to them. Bunch of drunken frat boy piece of garbage losers. Go back to West Virginia where you can sleep with your livestock legally you dumb hicks. Fuck off Barstool I hate you.

  • CrispyC
    January 22, 2020 at 4:11 pm

    This kid is definitely going to have Hepatitis and HIV before he is 18 from eating dick from a gloryhole probably just like his dad.

    California really is a fucked up state.

  • Who Flung Cum
    January 22, 2020 at 4:03 pm

    Maybe she’ll go full Anna Nicole Smith in a Hollywood, FL hotel..

  • Seriously
    January 22, 2020 at 3:54 pm

    How about they take this twinke to a barber shop. He looks ridiculous

  • Gaydar O'Kelly
    January 22, 2020 at 3:50 pm

    Does that fucking kid wear ROUGE?

    • Julie the Jarhead
      January 22, 2020 at 4:08 pm

      I’ve been tellin’ ya — their next gig is the trans schtick.

    • Inebriated Irish Rose by Maybelline
      January 22, 2020 at 5:34 pm

      Before I even got a chance to speak my mind, you posted this comment and did it for me instead. Kudos to our mutually-echoed sympathies in re: that pair of freakish-ass photos. I’m fairly certain he’s either wearing lipstick or hi-shine gloss to further enhance this whole “glowing rosily with excitement” façade apparently in play for this Superbowl schtick.

    • JJ
      January 22, 2020 at 8:36 pm

      Why yes Mr. O’Kelly, yes, yes he does. In fact Mr. O’Kelly. I hypothesize that in a few more years he will start tucking his sack back too!

  • Kermit the Frog
    January 22, 2020 at 3:42 pm

    The level of sleaze between the Raiders and Kylie Kirkpatrick rivals the Democrats trying to impeach 45

  • Try to be better
    January 22, 2020 at 3:41 pm

    I don’t know why I bothered stopping at this site again.
    Is this the sort of shit you honestly spend your life concerned about?
    C’mon man your day actually revolved around calling the Raiders to complain about this kid getting tickets?
    Even my ex-wife isn’t that cunty and she’s one hell of a bitter cunt!

    • Try it yourself, fucktard
      January 22, 2020 at 3:47 pm

      THAT’S your takeaway? His point is that people and organizations are still sleeping on what a psychotic, scamming, criminal, dirtbag cunt Kylie, and by extension, her son is. Seriously. How fucking long have you been in a coma?

  • dr. fill
    January 22, 2020 at 3:41 pm

    I truly want to punch that little kid in the face. It sucks to look at. Plus he’ll be sucking black cocks within 4 yours.

  • Spic Tormentor
    January 22, 2020 at 3:41 pm

    Glad that little pussy took a break from putting on makeup to pose for a quick picture with those super bowl tickets.

  • One douche to another
    January 22, 2020 at 3:36 pm

    I’m take any left over any E.B.T cards that little cum guzzler has left

  • R Lee Ermey
    January 22, 2020 at 3:27 pm

    I hate low effort PR stunts. It reeks of trash…and I’m not talking about the trashy PR’s working at your local McDonald’s…although they reek of trash too.

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