So this happened….
Yes, that’s right the Oakland Raiders continued their long and stories tradition of rewarding criminals and making fools of themselves by giving Super Bowl tickets to an ex-con who is forcing her child to lie over and over again so that she can financially benefit. No one should be surprised since these idiots honored him in December for being a hometown hero.
The Raiders press release makes me wanna puke.
“I heard you stepped up in a big way helping out with some lunch money. It’s really cool as a young guy already knowing what to do how to help out in your community. So we wanted to introduce you to Super Bowl MVP Jim Plunkett.”
Yea, well, that’s why you’re a moron no one has ever heard of on a team that hasn’t won a playoff game since Kylie was sober. You’re there to introduce a guy who no one under the age of 45 could pick out of a lineup to feed this kid more bullshit as part of your contractually mandated community outreach.
“Quite a generous and noble thing you did for your fellow classmates. And on behalf of the Raiders I’d like to present you with two Super Bowl tickets.”
Newsflash Jim Plunkett – Ryan didn’t do anything for his classmates. All the money came from a GoFundMe.
The mother just coached the kid to say it came from his allowance (he probably doesn’t even have an allowance) because it’s cuter, and she knew that idiots like you and the boobs in the mainstream media would eat that shit up.
This whole thing is so Raiders it hurts. A quick Google search shows that Kylie is under police investigation for non-profit fraud, directly related to the lie that got him these tickets in the first place. The debt he paid off didn’t have to be paid off by anyone, since the school eats it at the end of the year. We covered this in detail already. This kid knows he’s lying, but he’s being coached by his mother, who has prior convictions for check fraud and an assortment of other crimes, to continue to repeat this lie so they can get free shit like this. For those of you wondering, the cheapest Super Bowl tickets are going for $5,000 a piece. I’m sure those are really nice tickets they got, so let’s conservatively say they’re worth $10,000 a piece. Then you add in plane tickets and lodging (at the cheapest place possible – Motel 6), and you’re looking at a trip that’s worth between $20K-25K.
Kylie’s doing her part by pretending to be a shocked and proud mother who didn’t abandon both of her children for drugs.
This is just more evidence of the outright fraud this woman is committing. Look at all the free shit they’ve gotten out of this. Accepting those tickets is no different than accepting the cash that they’re worth. She only was able to get this donation because of the lie that she told. Remember those two douchebags from South Jersey who said that a homeless man helped them fill up their gas tank and then made $400,000 off the GoFundMe? Yea, they were both charged with fraud. This is no different. Kylie lied to the public and the media, and she used that lie to solicit substantial monetary donations. No one would’ve given a penny and they would not be going to the Super Bowl if they knew that that $74.80 came from a GoFundMe.
Feel free to contact the Raiders media relations department and send them links to the stories we published on this. The contact information is below, and I called them during an impromptu live show today. Click here to subscribe to our YouTube channel so you never miss an episode. We’re gonna be doing more impromptu live streams like this so that subscribers get content before anyone else. (I didn’t have the mic on until 3:30 so skip to that part).
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