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The Reactions To This Fall River Furburger Dumping V-8 Juice All Over Clamato Cashier In An Act Of Ratchet Revenge Are So Fall River It Hurts

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Fall River has devolved into the most fascinating social experiment on the South Coast. It’s a city that has been literally famous for murder for over a hundred years, filled with welfare dependent junkzombies and poverty, injected with welfare dollars and run by a narcissistic criminal child. If you are ever interested in what a city like that produces, look no further than this 6 second video.

 

Captioned with “Shoulda have a v8” it depicts a “Bodies By Flacco” Testimonial candidate walking up to a Market Basket cashier and giving her a what is most likely the only serving of fruits or vegetables she’s had in weeks.

 

 

Which is definitely what this poor woman wanted to deal with while just trying to check out and get her goddamn groceries home.

 

Wonderful behavior.

The tomato juice tossing skankatron goes by “Tay Sav” on Facebook, which is a pretty typical nickname for a white tenth grade dropout actually named Taylor who has snapchatted her way into a life of abject poverty and unemployment and takes liberty with the “N” word because she feels she is black by injection.

That’s not your word, Taylor. Give it back. For fuck’s sake.

Naturally, after dousing a rival junkbunny in vegetable juice, this culturally appropriating Jizz Jacuzzi had to disrupt the internet as well, because the local Market Basket isn’t enough on it’s own if you want something other than your vagina to go viral.  It’s not like she has anything else to do with her time, there’s only so much you can cop from Diego on the first before the welfare checks dry up. The reaction to the video definitely gave the whole thing some context once you sift through the broken English and non-gender specific use of the word “bro”. The ensuing ratchet fest is a scathing indictment against the Fall River public school system.

There was the obligatory resounding approval, because why have standards when you can run with a crew like this?

 

 

 

 

You probably are, Hayley.

 

Others expressed their bewilderment, as a motive was not readily available in the 6 seconds of video provided as evidence of the assault.

 

Only in their world does pouring out a beverage onto a cashier at the grocery store in front of tons of witnesses qualify as avoiding “catching a case”. But there you have it, Furgerburger dumped v8 juice all over the Clamato cashier as an act of vigilante streetscum justice, to avenge an unknown jilted ratchet friend of hers. She even produced a visual aide to illustrate the roles in this Fall River drama of ratchet proportions.

So. Many. Dogfilters.

The entire spectacle seems to be the highlight of these losers lives, too.

 

 

 

I was less proud of my college degree. Jesus Christ.

 

Although she had the backing of the thot patrol,

 

 

Others were not quite as pleased with Tay’s actions,

 

The best end to this scenario here would be the Clamato cashier losing her job for inviting such a dumpster fire into the store, Totally-Not-Black-Tay getting the fight she was looking for and winding up in jail, where they all meet up in cell block B before they can start propagating their tainted genes with the nearest drug dealing absentee father they can find. I doubt that’s where this is going here, though, so best to just avoid that entire area during your travels.

 

 

32 Comment(s)
  • Richyrich
    January 24, 2019 at 9:50 am

    I think our doom is sealed as a country. We can’t even outwit a dumb fuck from Albania, much less a crafty Russian ex-KGB agent dictator, with illiterate ratchets like this spawning daily here

  • Rachetta
    January 24, 2019 at 8:19 am

    What a trashy skank! What kind of uncivilized twat acts like this? Garbage, white trash little bitch

  • Tits McGee
    January 24, 2019 at 7:02 am

    This girl is the result of truffle butter. Don’t mix the batter or you’ll ruin the batch

  • Turd Reversalist
    January 24, 2019 at 3:47 am

    I’d unpucker the soft serve dispenser but a ball gag would be mandatory supplemental equipment to cut down on the shuck n jive discharge from her facehole.

  • Smegma Skanks Suck...Really Hard!
    January 24, 2019 at 1:56 am

    I bet she has dried jizz between those cannons.

  • Aaron
    January 23, 2019 at 10:52 pm

    I love your stuff .Why bash v8 girl?

  • Kim Un Jong
    January 23, 2019 at 10:17 pm

    Clamayto, clamahto I think all their clams probably smell like seafood gone bad.

  • Waste of tits
    January 23, 2019 at 9:11 pm

    V8 girl should rip the doorbell knocker out of titsy’s nose the next time she sees her. That would be legendary

  • Every Real Man
    January 23, 2019 at 7:40 pm

    I love the way she photoshopped the funbags! But there needs to be a PSA for unsuspecting male hood rats, beware of false advertising! – jus’ sayin’… And be extra careful not to knock up this young skank, especially if you’re white. The courts hound white dudes for chid sup until the day they die – black dudes too, but not as much…

    … a good 10 minutes tricking out privates with photoshop can win a hood skank tens of thousands! She may be ignorant, but she ain’t that stupid… working the funbags $$$$$

  • Nice Tits
    January 23, 2019 at 7:06 pm

    Still time for her to get into porn after this case and before she tragically offs herself.

    What a waste of a great rack and young cunt. I’ll cover her bail and fines if a judge will give me slave ownership of her.

  • 56 Zyklon Modem
    January 23, 2019 at 6:15 pm

    Remember when it took a certain level of intelligence to get on the Internet? Before social media and smart phones allowed every 60 IQ ape to defile one of man’s greatest creations all day long. Oh well, diversity is our strength right guys? Right?!?! Aren’t you glad you pay for the privilege to send your kids to school next to the likes of this? Keep paying your taxes guys, who else will support Tay and Tyrone’s children?

  • What a waste of tits
    January 23, 2019 at 5:29 pm

    Tay…..you use tomato juice on your dog if they get sprayed by a skunk to get rid of the stink…..

    To ty and take care of your stink you’re looking for summers eve or most likely a visit to the free clinic.

    • R
      January 23, 2019 at 7:04 pm

      Pretty… pretty fucking certain that she’s going the route of Gina Giovangello.

  • That’s a Hobbit
    January 23, 2019 at 3:49 pm

    Are we sure that’s not a ghetto trans Elija Wood in hormone therapy….little ghetto hobbit!
    Im calling it… her life play by play…

    She’ll do her drugs, stupid crimes and deep knee bends for a handful of years before…
    she’ll kick out 3 kids from 3 dudes and die of OD by age 24
    Nobody will ever remember her as more than some “bitch that gave me the clap yo” or “birth mother”
    …Her children will be worse! 

  • liz Warren fingered me
    January 23, 2019 at 1:51 pm

    I only read a couple of her posts and now it burns when I pee. Imagine what would happen to your schlong if you actually put it in her?

    • Liawatha
      January 24, 2019 at 8:00 pm

      Let me be clear, I don’t believe I’ve ever fingered you.

  • Ol' Black Shoe
    January 23, 2019 at 1:36 pm

    I haven’t seen guns that formidable since the USS Iowa was scrapped.

  • JonnyRachet
    January 23, 2019 at 12:52 pm

    9 months until her pay increase.

  • Not a Fall River resident
    January 23, 2019 at 12:35 pm

    Trying to read those fb back and forths you definitely need a ratchet to English dictionary. No idea what half of em were saying. Savages. One thing for sure, the pourer is a POS animal. Instead of lipstick on a pig it’s just big rack on a pig. Oink oink Tay tay.

  • The Truth
    January 23, 2019 at 12:31 pm

    Hey Tay,

    She smashed with all your BFs because she’s better looking than you. Clearly you were dating someone out of your league. You get back to dating 5s where you behind belong.

    • vic1
      January 23, 2019 at 12:34 pm

      I would smash both Tay and the V8 girl for sure

  • The angry taint
    January 23, 2019 at 12:23 pm

    First charge on her should be the murdering of the English language. One of the funniest reads though…gold jerry! Gold

  • Street rat
    January 23, 2019 at 12:21 pm

    She’s got big Hooters, but look at her, she looks like she needs a real good bath. She just looks kind of gross. On top of that, she can’t put a sentence together, except maybe ” do me in the ass”. One of Jasiels disciples

  • Evel Stevel
    January 23, 2019 at 12:04 pm

    I need a shower from just reading these FB posts. Can you imagine the pathetic, pointless lives these sad little hicks lead ? I’d love to find out what their pitiful hopes and dreams are, just for laughs.
    I bet they picture themselves as cutting edge, Jet-setter types with bright futures. They’re unintentionally hilarious !!

    • Y
      January 23, 2019 at 12:08 pm

      They all think they’re Instagram famous when they’re really just ratchet…Kardashian Syndrome.

  • Martin K
    January 23, 2019 at 11:55 am

    She has a crotch like a hatchet wound after all the fellas been there. Fucking gross pig

  • Taint No Thang
    January 23, 2019 at 11:53 am

     Can’t you just smell the chlamydia 

  • Y
    January 23, 2019 at 11:47 am

    Another one bites the dust.

  • Fall Reeverman
    January 23, 2019 at 11:40 am

    FALL REEVE!!!

    • Kevin Cullen
      January 23, 2019 at 11:45 am

      I was there. I can still smell the V-8 juice.

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    January 23, 2019 at 11:29 am

    Jungle savages. That’s all they are. The only hope is that eventually they all kill each other.

  • WErFUKED
    January 23, 2019 at 11:15 am

    Holy hot as hell Batman. Did you see the tits on Tay? I’d like to give her a protein bath.

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