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Fall River has devolved into the most fascinating social experiment on the South Coast. It’s a city that has been literally famous for murder for over a hundred years, filled with welfare dependent junkzombies and poverty, injected with welfare dollars and run by a narcissistic criminal child. If you are ever interested in what a city like that produces, look no further than this 6 second video.
Captioned with “Shoulda have a v8” it depicts a “Bodies By Flacco” Testimonial candidate walking up to a Market Basket cashier and giving her a what is most likely the only serving of fruits or vegetables she’s had in weeks.
Which is definitely what this poor woman wanted to deal with while just trying to check out and get her goddamn groceries home.
The tomato juice tossing skankatron goes by “Tay Sav” on Facebook, which is a pretty typical nickname for a white tenth grade dropout actually named Taylor who has snapchatted her way into a life of abject poverty and unemployment and takes liberty with the “N” word because she feels she is black by injection.
That’s not your word, Taylor. Give it back. For fuck’s sake.
Naturally, after dousing a rival junkbunny in vegetable juice, this culturally appropriating Jizz Jacuzzi had to disrupt the internet as well, because the local Market Basket isn’t enough on it’s own if you want something other than your vagina to go viral. It’s not like she has anything else to do with her time, there’s only so much you can cop from Diego on the first before the welfare checks dry up. The reaction to the video definitely gave the whole thing some context once you sift through the broken English and non-gender specific use of the word “bro”. The ensuing ratchet fest is a scathing indictment against the Fall River public school system.
There was the obligatory resounding approval, because why have standards when you can run with a crew like this?
You probably are, Hayley.
Others expressed their bewilderment, as a motive was not readily available in the 6 seconds of video provided as evidence of the assault.
Only in their world does pouring out a beverage onto a cashier at the grocery store in front of tons of witnesses qualify as avoiding “catching a case”. But there you have it, Furgerburger dumped v8 juice all over the Clamato cashier as an act of vigilante streetscum justice, to avenge an unknown jilted ratchet friend of hers. She even produced a visual aide to illustrate the roles in this Fall River drama of ratchet proportions.
So. Many. Dogfilters.
The entire spectacle seems to be the highlight of these losers lives, too.
I was less proud of my college degree. Jesus Christ.
Although she had the backing of the thot patrol,
Others were not quite as pleased with Tay’s actions,
The best end to this scenario here would be the Clamato cashier losing her job for inviting such a dumpster fire into the store, Totally-Not-Black-Tay getting the fight she was looking for and winding up in jail, where they all meet up in cell block B before they can start propagating their tainted genes with the nearest drug dealing absentee father they can find. I doubt that’s where this is going here, though, so best to just avoid that entire area during your travels.