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The Route 20 Ratchet Rooster Stripper Mom Won’t Stop Posting On Our Pages Getting Revenge On Other Strippers While Pretending To Be Them With Masslive

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Melisa Moone, the Route 20 Ratchet Rooster, is the gift that keeps on giving. Worcester’s most hoodtastic stripper made an appearance on Turtleboy Live twice this past Saturday and it was everything you dreamed it would be and more (32:30 and 41:30 marks):

For those of you unfamiliar with her exploits you can catch up by clicking here. But the long and short of it is that she’s a veteran stripper in her 40’s who was fired from Centerfold’s after not pooling her tips and causing a scene. She then recorded herself going back into the club and causing a bigger scene in which she claims she was assaulted (even though the video is pretty much all black) leading to bruises. After that she sought out the media and Masslive took the hook by writing this article in which they talk about how other strippers are filing a class action lawsuit against Centerfold’s for their pool tipping policy. The Route 20 Ratchet Rooster didn’t get in on the class action because Centerfold’s basically bribed dancers with $500 not to join it. She took it like an idiot and the rest of them are likely to get paid. Basically Masslive tried to make her look like the sympathetic victim and failed miserably.

Well she has been on a RAMPAGE over the last 48 hours on our Facebook pages. You just haven’t seen it since Facebook is shadow banning us. That’s why it’s important to follow Clarence Woods Emerson as well, because it’s a real free for all over there.

First she changed her profile picture, and it was glorious:

Seniors night at the Fuzzy Grape is gonna be off the hook!!!

Then, in order to prove how legit her injuries were, she posted a screenshot of a post she put on the Turtlegram’s Facebook page showing her injuries:

Oh yea, that’s some damning evidence if I’ve ever seen it. And just in case you had any misconceptions about how she got those devastating injuries……

Yea guys – she knows you’re gonna say that she got those knee bruises from kneeling while eating lap lunches. But if that’s the case then why didn’t she have cash on her when it was time to pool her tips? Didn’t think about that one did ya?

How bad did fake news reporter Dan Glaun whiff on this story for Trash Live? The moment she opens her pole polisher and you hear her Newport Marlboro Lights accent, you just have to stop taking her seriously. She’s purely here for our amusement. Even her 24 year old son told us that on the Live Show the other night. She literally tried to pitch this story to everyone – cops, Centerfold’s corporate management, the Commonwealth of Massachusetts….

Oh. My. God. She is a trap queen gift from the heavens. Thank the good Lord, it’s raining ratchets! I would pay good money to see the facial reactions of the people on the receiving end of those emails. It’s truly amazing that Masslive took the bait on this one.

After that she started posting screenshots of her conversations with another strippersnamed Mackenzie (who appears to go by Janna Magaw on Facebook) who is currently in on the class action suit against Centerfolds.

When the Route 20 Ratchet Rooster messaged Janna about her injuries, Janna began by being all “something has to be done”:

But when she ran to Masslive the Route 20 Ratchet Rooster was disappointed when none of her former colleagues wanted their names printed in the story alongside hers. So she posted the text messages between her and reporter Dan Glaun. Turns our Melisa Moone stole another stripper’s phone, called up Dan Glaun, pretended to be the other stripper, and told him that he could print the other stripper’s name:

HAHAHAHAHHA!! This is the greatest MSM fail of all time. And I follow CNN!!

So she confronted the stripper who told the reporter that the Route 20 Ratchet Rooster had stolen her phone:

Boom. Roasted.

Then she started getting her revenge on poor Janna (AKA Mackenzie) by posting screenshots in which Janna alleged that there is beef between her new Route 20 strip club employer (Lamplighter) and her previous Route 20 strip club employer (Centerfold’s):

If you can’t trust a Lamplighter stripper who’s taking part in a class action against her former strip club employer, then who can ya trust? Dem ho’s ain’t loyal son!

She wasn’t done though. Next she started posting images from a stripper’s online forum (yes, those exist) for the purposes of shaming other strippers who are now talking smack about her thanks to her newfound Turtleboy fame:

In case you can’t tell from the #JusticeForMisty hashtag, this is the Route 20 Ratchet Rooster posting in defense of herself, while pretending to be someone else. As if anyone else would use that hashtag. She even used really deceiving screen names like “I support Misty” to throw people off the scent:

Finally she gave a shoutout to all of her “support for Misty” posts she’d found on the stripper’s forum:

She is the gift that keeps on giving, and you know she’s just getting started. She’s also coming on strong just in time for Turtleboy’s 2nd annual Ratchet Madness Tournament. The brackets will be revealed in a special selection show in early April. Right now she’s sitting as a top 3 seed. Who will be the #1 seeds?

47 Comment(s)
  • Tango Romeo
    March 21, 2018 at 1:57 am

    Misty isn’t so bad to look at.
    I’d cuddle with her if she wasn’t a dancer.
    Got all that strip club bullshit out of my system by the time I turned 19 and now find it to be more of a turn off than a turn on.
    Couldn’t imagine running one of those places, got to be one skeevy fuck to be around that shit day and night.

  • Turtle mobile
    March 20, 2018 at 9:02 pm

    I’m not going to lie, I just came here to see what Worcester strippers look like. Much disappoint. 

  • 508
    March 20, 2018 at 6:53 pm

    On jannas fb it says “i work more hours in one day than you do in a week. you lazy fucks dont know what a real days work is” umm and you do? You work 6 hours a day sucking dick. Get over yourself. I also love that shes a “boss” at “self employed ” give me a fucking break.

    • Misty
      March 20, 2018 at 8:53 pm

      I have been banned for hours from commenting on that website stripclublist.com but the support posts are still going on. So please tell me again how i made my own support misty posts?

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      March 20, 2018 at 9:10 pm

      Have you seen Janna’s fuckin teeth? They is some ugly choppers!

  • finn-a cash deez tizzits
    March 20, 2018 at 5:43 pm

    finn mad cuz nobody talkin about fuckin her wrankly azz lol

    she hatin on fine azz hoes

    don worry bitch, some nigga fuk ya stupid

    niggas wud fuk a rusty keyhole nailed 2 a donkeys azz so u lucky enuf fo nigga dik


    • Real_Finn
      March 20, 2018 at 6:47 pm

      “finn mad cuz nobody talkin about fuckin her wrankly azz lol”

      Oh boy. You’re lost sir. This is embarrassing. Are you sure you know what you’re talking about?


      Get Fucked,

  • Quality Control
    March 20, 2018 at 5:26 pm

    There’s obviously a huge disconnect between the guys and the girls on this one.

    By the way, would too. The hell with both quality and control.

    • Misty
      March 20, 2018 at 6:28 pm

      Go on the turtle boy facebook pages and clarence emerson woods fb and read my comments and look at the rest of what i posted and then see if i sont have proof of this illegal shit!

  • Nunya
    March 20, 2018 at 3:43 pm

    I don’t care about this stripper or what’s going on i have waitressed for Centerfolds and let me just say that the strippers do more than strip and one of the managers Bob is a fucking idiot! Tons of illegal shit goes on with a Wp detail inside!

    • Getma Skeeton
      March 20, 2018 at 5:22 pm

      Sold. You had me at “the strippers do more than strip”.

      That’s my weekend destination.

    • Jess
      March 20, 2018 at 6:47 pm

      I worked at CF too.. girls have sex in front of one another, drugs in the open, manager makes girls have sex with him to keep their job, bartender robin sells coke to the girls, what a mess

  • panzer9811
    March 20, 2018 at 2:53 pm

    So glad to see TB pointing out Masslies and how they jumped all over this skank and her story of ‘victimization’. LMAO! I actually commented on that story and it was deleted. They did allow me to post “get a real job”
    That “news” website is a radically PC, liberally biased, junk-site. If you have conservative opinions/comments, you are closely monitored and censored. Freedom of speech exists for liberals only on that site. They regularly delete my comments….no foul language, no threats, just facts and my opinion. POOF! Gone in seconds.
    Don’t dare call a pedophile a “scum-bag” or a fatal hit and run driver a “low-life”……..your comment will be swiftly deleted. They deleted me for using the word ‘ass’ when commenting about two POS “parents” who were using ‘kick-ass’ heroin, and passed out with their baby in the car. My comment was simply “speaking of kicking ass…..” POOF! Deleted, even though the horribly offensive word ‘ass’ was included in both the headline and the article. Typical liberally biased hypocrites running the show there.
    I began checking out TB recently, due to the support you receive from commenters on M/L who make comments like “Turtle Boy has the real story” or “If you want more info, check out Turtle Boy” “Turtle Boy has the story about…….(whatever)….why isn’t this being reported on M/L?”
    Thank you for being what you are. It is a refreshing change to be able to make comments and not have them deleted simply because they don’t fit the liberal, victimization, SJW agenda.

  • Its a Man
    March 20, 2018 at 1:25 pm

    It looks like a transvestite

  • She's hot
    March 20, 2018 at 11:36 am

    Where’s she working now? Would love to get a dance from her.

    • Footlong
      March 20, 2018 at 2:37 pm

      For real. Bitches need to stop telling us what we like. Lot of hatin’ on this board. Don’t be jelly, bitches.

  • Jennifer
    March 20, 2018 at 10:21 am

    The girl in the pink ratchet outfit made me just become nauseous. Not even kidding. Who in the fuck would pay $ to see that dumpster fire in heels good God almighty. I would pay her to put clothes on instead of take them off !! Sweet. Jesus is she a shit show of epic proportions. Plz TB don’t horrify your readers with such shit I totally need brain bleach because I can now never unsee that disgraceful beast !!

    • panzer9811
      March 20, 2018 at 8:03 pm

      Flabby gut, manly horse-face, cellulite thighs and knock-knees………how can anyone not be attracted to THAT?

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      March 20, 2018 at 9:01 pm

      Look at that fuckin face – bitch should be in a barn wearing a saddle

  • Dr. Cock
    March 20, 2018 at 10:05 am

    Don’t care. Would for days. Every hole.

    • Dr. Cock
      March 20, 2018 at 10:16 am

      Got a downvote, eh? That proves there’s at least one heterosexual female who reads this blog.

      Too old, my ass. Any guy who says he wouldn’t tap that is a lying sack of shit. Fact.

      • Real_Finn
        March 20, 2018 at 11:43 am

        Is that you Mystake? It’s either you pretending to be a dude or it’s one of her sons. Creepy either way.

        • Dr. Cock
          March 20, 2018 at 1:51 pm

          Nah, it’s actually far more creepy that you’d think one of her kids would talk about railing her. Fuck, you’ve got more issues than me. Seek help.

          Anyway, said *not* one of her kids, I would blast that piece of ass until there was a Chinese president.

          • Real_Finn
            March 20, 2018 at 2:21 pm

            Definitely one of her kids (or her). Unless you just like STDs. You sound like it.

          • panzer9811
            March 20, 2018 at 8:16 pm

            Your dick will rot off.
            Just use a hatchet….it will be quicker and less painful.

          • Captain Trips
            Captain Trips
            March 20, 2018 at 8:55 pm

            I bet she got one of them foamy holes, you know the kind that smell like blue cheese and get all foamy when you fuck em

  • MalcolmF
    March 20, 2018 at 9:54 am

    Don’t you just love how these strippers have a team of lawyers on retainer working night and day on their cases? How do they pay their legal counsel, in handfuls of $1’s???

  • Yuck
    March 20, 2018 at 9:35 am

    Maybe you should go strip at a nursing home or something. Be an entrepreneur. Dirty petri dish.

  • Get some dignity
    March 20, 2018 at 9:06 am

    I have the solution:
    Don’t be a stripper.

    You’re welcome.

  • Clint
    March 20, 2018 at 8:51 am

    Play Misty for me was a creepy and scary movie about a psycho women.
    Seems like the movie is playing again ,

  • Real_Finn
    March 20, 2018 at 8:43 am

    Mystake (spelling stays),

    New look huh? That wig screams “I do soft porn *and* I can talk to the manager (at the same time of course). The “lavender ice” eye shadow you use doesn’t cover up the signs of eyes that have taken more jizz shots than a brothel on penicillin day. Your matching collar (no doubt, earned from giving sub-par mouth hugs) and earrings are clearly a JC Penney special. Gift from the kids?

    You’re quite the hypocrite too, huh? You’re all “#unite, #womensticktogether”, girl power shit. HOWEVER, when someone doesn’t fit your agenda you write, “Pick a side and stick to it. U can’t have both!”. According to you, everyone else has to be as venomous, vindictive, and crazy as you or they don’t count. You’re a dumb twat.

    Get Your Shots,

    • Chicken and Waffles
      March 20, 2018 at 2:33 pm

      “Lavender ice eye shadow”. Damn, either you really are a chick after all, or you’re the gayest motherfucker to ever fall out of a snatch.

      • Real_Finn
        March 20, 2018 at 2:36 pm

        “Damn, either you really are a chick after all, or you’re the gayest motherfucker to ever fall out of a snatch.”

        Agreed! (or am I?)

        However, it’s a fitting description.

  • SJW Turtle
    March 20, 2018 at 8:38 am

    I think Missy is begging to be raped by everyone.

  • Rick Shaw
    Rick Shaw
    March 20, 2018 at 8:29 am

    All of those bruises are from being whipped with cocks and ball sacks. What a nasty contraption this slampig is.

  • legsalwaysopen
    March 20, 2018 at 7:40 am

    Just go get a job at a burger joint or coffee shop where you belong at your age.

    • Bullshit Detector
      March 20, 2018 at 10:20 am

      Bullshit. If that chick looked at you the right way you’d spuzz in your grape smugglers.

  • Klitty Litter
    March 20, 2018 at 7:33 am

    Me likes em’ aged like a ripe banana……been kicking around a bit, picked over, couple dings and bruises…. so choice!

  • bigdaddy
    Bill Clinton
    March 20, 2018 at 7:22 am

    How much does it cost for a blowjob at centerfolds I am asking for a friend

    • Bill
      March 20, 2018 at 8:55 am

      $300 in unmarked bills with coke residue on them from the Clinton Foundation.

  • WhackArnolds
    March 20, 2018 at 6:23 am

    You’re articles are weak AF

    • ninja turtleboy
      March 20, 2018 at 6:39 am

      these articles are stronger than your will to learn the english language.

      • English101
        March 20, 2018 at 5:08 pm

        LOL – I would have missed that had I not read you’re reply! (See what I did there?)

  • Take a knee for the arts
    March 20, 2018 at 5:53 am

    As an advocate for culture and the arts, it makes me sad to see this feuding with owner as Worcester is lacking as it is.

  • Rick
    March 20, 2018 at 5:52 am

    “Only one shitty picture of my face up on Turtleboy? Better give them another one just in case”
    -this dumb chick

  • ninja turtleboy
    March 20, 2018 at 5:06 am

    i would be so fucking bummed out and pissed off if i had to have this lady as my mother.
    gotta love how her stripper name was inspired by cheap cigarettes. she should call herself Marly instead to better represent her brand

  • Little Boy Blue, She Needed The Money
    March 20, 2018 at 3:16 am

    Swallow my kids… no eye contact, though.

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