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Melisa Moone, the Route 20 Ratchet Rooster, is the gift that keeps on giving. Worcester’s most hoodtastic stripper made an appearance on Turtleboy Live twice this past Saturday and it was everything you dreamed it would be and more (32:30 and 41:30 marks):
For those of you unfamiliar with her exploits you can catch up by clicking here. But the long and short of it is that she’s a veteran stripper in her 40’s who was fired from Centerfold’s after not pooling her tips and causing a scene. She then recorded herself going back into the club and causing a bigger scene in which she claims she was assaulted (even though the video is pretty much all black) leading to bruises. After that she sought out the media and Masslive took the hook by writing this article in which they talk about how other strippers are filing a class action lawsuit against Centerfold’s for their pool tipping policy. The Route 20 Ratchet Rooster didn’t get in on the class action because Centerfold’s basically bribed dancers with $500 not to join it. She took it like an idiot and the rest of them are likely to get paid. Basically Masslive tried to make her look like the sympathetic victim and failed miserably.
Well she has been on a RAMPAGE over the last 48 hours on our Facebook pages. You just haven’t seen it since Facebook is shadow banning us. That’s why it’s important to follow Clarence Woods Emerson as well, because it’s a real free for all over there.
First she changed her profile picture, and it was glorious:
Seniors night at the Fuzzy Grape is gonna be off the hook!!!
Then, in order to prove how legit her injuries were, she posted a screenshot of a post she put on the Turtlegram’s Facebook page showing her injuries:
Oh yea, that’s some damning evidence if I’ve ever seen it. And just in case you had any misconceptions about how she got those devastating injuries……
Yea guys – she knows you’re gonna say that she got those knee bruises from kneeling while eating lap lunches. But if that’s the case then why didn’t she have cash on her when it was time to pool her tips? Didn’t think about that one did ya?
How bad did fake news reporter Dan Glaun whiff on this story for Trash Live? The moment she opens her pole polisher and you hear her
Newport Marlboro Lights accent, you just have to stop taking her seriously. She’s purely here for our amusement. Even her 24 year old son told us that on the Live Show the other night. She literally tried to pitch this story to everyone – cops, Centerfold’s corporate management, the Commonwealth of Massachusetts….
Oh. My. God. She is a trap queen gift from the heavens. Thank the good Lord, it’s raining ratchets! I would pay good money to see the facial reactions of the people on the receiving end of those emails. It’s truly amazing that Masslive took the bait on this one.
After that she started posting screenshots of her conversations with another strippersnamed Mackenzie (who appears to go by Janna Magaw on Facebook) who is currently in on the class action suit against Centerfolds.
When the Route 20 Ratchet Rooster messaged Janna about her injuries, Janna began by being all “something has to be done”:
But when she ran to Masslive the Route 20 Ratchet Rooster was disappointed when none of her former colleagues wanted their names printed in the story alongside hers. So she posted the text messages between her and reporter Dan Glaun. Turns our Melisa Moone stole another stripper’s phone, called up Dan Glaun, pretended to be the other stripper, and told him that he could print the other stripper’s name:
HAHAHAHAHHA!! This is the greatest MSM fail of all time. And I follow CNN!!
So she confronted the stripper who told the reporter that the Route 20 Ratchet Rooster had stolen her phone:
Then she started getting her revenge on poor Janna (AKA Mackenzie) by posting screenshots in which Janna alleged that there is beef between her new Route 20 strip club employer (Lamplighter) and her previous Route 20 strip club employer (Centerfold’s):
If you can’t trust a Lamplighter stripper who’s taking part in a class action against her former strip club employer, then who can ya trust? Dem ho’s ain’t loyal son!
She wasn’t done though. Next she started posting images from a stripper’s online forum (yes, those exist) for the purposes of shaming other strippers who are now talking smack about her thanks to her newfound Turtleboy fame:
In case you can’t tell from the #JusticeForMisty hashtag, this is the Route 20 Ratchet Rooster posting in defense of herself, while pretending to be someone else. As if anyone else would use that hashtag. She even used really deceiving screen names like “I support Misty” to throw people off the scent:
Finally she gave a shoutout to all of her “support for Misty” posts she’d found on the stripper’s forum:
She is the gift that keeps on giving, and you know she’s just getting started. She’s also coming on strong just in time for Turtleboy’s 2nd annual Ratchet Madness Tournament. The brackets will be revealed in a special selection show in early April. Right now she’s sitting as a top 3 seed. Who will be the #1 seeds?