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The Slopqueef Mafia Was All Over Turtleboy’s Facebook Page Blaming Us For Cold, Unadulterated Truths About The 2 Wareham Slugpumps Who Got Hit By A Train

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Hello Turtle Riders. As you know if you follow Turtleboy we are constantly getting by Facebook for what are clearly not violations of their terms of service. Twitter has done the same, and trolls mass reported our blog to Google AdSense thousands of times, leading to demonitization. We can get by and survive, but we could really use your help. Please consider donating by hitting the PayPal button above if you’d like support free speech and what we do in the face of Silicon Valley censorship.

 

Evidently we caused a stir yesterday when I published this blog expressing my opinion that the two people who were killed by a train in Wareham died because they chose to live a destructive lifestyle instead of raising their kids. They were both arrested a million times, and were living in the woods together getting fucked up, yet the news painted them as loving parents. Anyone who abandons their child for drugs is not a loving parent. Sorry, not sorry.

Personally, I’m wondering if it’s suicide or foul play. I just don’t understand how two people can get killed by a train. One, maybe. But both of them? Doesn’t add up.

Anyway, it was really only a matter of time until the sewer guppies showed up to tell us how evil we are for highlighting what can happen to people who choose to do drugs instead of taking care of their kids. And these creatures certainly didn’t disappoint.

First up was Jenn Lynn Keswick, a cousin who claims they weren’t homeless.

Even though they were widely reported to be homeless, and lacked a home. She also cleared up for us that they weren’t high on the tracks, they were drunk, which is way better.

FACKS!!

She’s making a list and checking it twice.

Sounds pretty serious. What kind of things will be done?

Thank God the government isn’t gonna be involved. The last time I got a visit from the Department of Agriculture I was growing bumper crops out of my hoo-hoo.

She was alerted to the story by her friend Toni, and she vowed to meet all turtle riders “at there door” and we won’t like what’s coming.

Then again if this thing showed up at my door

I’d instinctively drive a wooden stake into her glory hole.

Brittany Ann had a lot to offer as well.

They were loving parents. Because lots of loving parents abandon their kids to play junkie frogger on the train tracks. And they “just had an addiction that took over them.” It had nothing to do with their own choices.

But, but, but….they loved their kids!!

A great way to show your kids you love them is to stick around and actually raise them. Just a thought.

Then again, this is what we’re dealing with here:

Well looky here. Our resident tittooed beefalope can relate because she too chose drugs over her kids and they got snatched up by the DCF fairy. But it’s cool because….

These two phrases seem to be in conflict with each other:

“My kids stayed with there grandma while I was using.”

“I’m a damn good mother.”

Pretty sure good mothers don’t drop off their kids at grandma’s for an indefinite amount of time so they can take a junkbox sabbatical.

Billy Frey messaged us and asked to take the blog down.

That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works!

Evidently he had proof that the deceased was in fact a good father.

Oh look, he posed for a picture one time with the child he abandoned. This definitely changes my initial outlook.

Billy claimed they were living with him.

So instead of living with their kids they loved with cousin Billy? Yea, that definitely clears things up.

But wait, she was going to the clinic.

Newsflash – if you’re going to the clinic for methadone, then you’re not really clean.

Then there was Deven Bergeron.

Here’s what he had to say.

“I’m sure they wanted to be homeless and leave their kids.”

Actually, that is the lifestyle they chose. No one put a gun to their kids and made them live like slugpumps. And don’t worry, if someone in my family does get addicted to drugs I will be there to support them, as opposed to you who did nothing except post on Facebook after they died.

This woman seemed less ratchet and more SJW-ish.

“Heroin doesn’t discriminate.”

Sure it does. People who don’t do it in the first place don’t get addicted to it. Pretty simple. Not once in that meaningless rant did she ever lay any blame on the people who chose to live this self-destructive lifestyle. Their addiction just kind of happened. It’s our fault for pointing out the inconvenient truths because…….feelings.

Finally there was this, which I wanted to address:

“Turtlebitch would be a lot more interesting if they wrote about how many lives they tried and save”

Here’s a message we got from a turtle rider who has struggled with addiction:

“Turtleboy def helps me stay clean.”

That right there is why we do what we do. Because the fear of being on Turtleboy is a powerful thing. It can help people overcome addiction. We write blogs to save lives. After reading this blog people who might think about picking up that needle will reconsider. People who might be inclined to fall asleep on railroad tracks might say to themselves, “I’m gonna nap under the bridge instead.” Turtleboy uses public shaming to make the world a better place, while enablers in this blog make up excuses and whine about feelings after it’s too late.

P.S. Naughty Gupta.

19 Comment(s)
  • rick shaw
    November 26, 2018 at 4:13 pm

    Thank god the train came along and saved taxpayer dollars and probably innocent people from being scammed and robbed. Choo choo

  • S. Claus, Engineer.
    November 23, 2018 at 12:29 am

    Two idiots queefing about a meeting, smdh.
    What part of ANONYMOUS in the NA and AA do you not understand?
    Why don’t you two go hug it out on the tracks and I’ll come around to meet you?

    For the poster concerned about how I’m dealing with thumping the smackmaggots, I’m doing ok, pretty jolly.
    Took me as long as it takes to eat a candy cane to get past it. One of those mini ones. Ho, ho, hooooooo!

  • Maggie the Cat
    November 22, 2018 at 8:42 am

    Margaret Sanger was right.

  • Truthful turtle rider
    November 21, 2018 at 9:46 pm

    None of them offered any condolence to the train operator.. Imagine being the conductor and running over 2 people because you can’t stop a train quickly. That poor fucker has to live with that the rest of their life. The 2 dead junkies should have never been there. I hope the train conductor recovers fully.

  • The English Language
    November 21, 2018 at 11:07 am

    I hereby file a restraining order against ratchets and all associated social strata. Thank you.

  • Lost cause
    November 21, 2018 at 8:41 am

    I fucking love it. You have the two biggest piece of shit mother’s posted right at the top Brittany slopqueef and Toni Hoeanne who has more kids than she can count.And to top it off neither one has their kids because their pieces of shit and worry about who’s going to fuck them next and give them their next fix. What’s going around is that it was a suicide and he held her down on the train tracks. Melissa was also pregnant. They absolutely did live in the woods in a tent. They would walk all over Wareham beating the shit out of each other. My heart goes out to the families especially their children. Nobody really knows what happened. Nobody else was there but Melissa and EJ. It’s a sad situation all together.

  • Burlando Castile
    November 21, 2018 at 8:20 am

    On the train o’ consequences, there ain’t no comin’ baaaaaaack!

  • Britney
    November 21, 2018 at 7:27 am

    A fatty with titoos

  • Boxcar Willie
    November 21, 2018 at 1:48 am

    [youtube=600×400]6VvogtXlwGc[/youtube]

  • Logic
    November 20, 2018 at 11:10 pm

    The girl toni ann has been mentoned in a blog last year. Something with her kid stealing a TV or something.

  • Mike Oxsbig
    November 20, 2018 at 9:15 pm

    The Bipolar Express…I could make a killing writing more material for Gupta and putting him on the stand-up circuit, that man has talent with the jokes…in all seriousness, Turtleboy deserves a Legion of Merit for shining its light on the Shirtbirds and Shitbirds-in-training who foul up things for the rest of society and then want a cookie for their troubles. I agree; maybe someone out there who was just about to tattoo their neck or smoke PCP for the first time saw this website and said, “nah.”

  • Frank Rizzo
    November 20, 2018 at 7:41 pm

    Has a toxicology report been released? Would be interesting to find out just how gakked out and what they were gakkin’ on. I’m not gonna piss on their graves cuz they’re junkies, they’ve paid the ultimate price, but left a wake of shame, despair and doubt in their family and kids lives.

  • Forged Stele
    November 20, 2018 at 7:04 pm

    They ruined a perfectly good train excursion for dozens of people.

  • Dave
    November 20, 2018 at 4:57 pm

    This is why I love TB. It’s the cold hard truth. No participation trophies , no SJW crap , just the FACKS.

    People these days lack personal responsibility for their actions . That’s your choice but TB will hold you accountable if nobody else will .

    • Hobo Willie
      November 21, 2018 at 2:55 am

      The two were on borrowed time. If not the train, OD’s would have killed them, but a lot less messy without ruining the kids’ night out.

  • Thesaurus
    November 20, 2018 at 4:30 pm

    Can anyone of these fucking blowhards spell anything? Jesus H Christ. Where, Were, Their, There.. Your, Your’e. WTF?

    • Leanne
      November 20, 2018 at 9:58 pm

      Don’t forget “sense “ aka since!

      • theyreworsenitmare
        November 26, 2018 at 1:44 pm

        cum ons nowz spelling ans gramars is for the week.

        thier will be none of this…you be a racist biglet.

  • hank
    November 20, 2018 at 4:11 pm

    Has it been determined that these two pillars of society were whacked out and doing the zombie nap on the tracks yet?

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