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Dave Chapelle absolutely killed it on Saturday Night Live if you didn’t see it. Someone needed to save that show because it absolutely blows now. SNL used to be a gateway to Hollywood stardom. Now it’s just a dead end job full of PC blowhards. Alec Baldwin’s nani hurt so badly from the election of President-Elect Donald Trump that he couldn’t even caricature or satirize President-Elect Donald Trump. Meanwhile Kate McKinnon (who?) sang Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah” and started crying at the end as she caricatured Hillary Clinton for the final time. It was sad and pathetic, so naturally the SJW’s at the Huffington Post thought it was the greatest thing since organic soy milk and lost their Goddamn minds.
But by far one of the greatest sketches we’ve seen on this show in a long time was an imaginary New York City apartment full of urban SJW’s as they watched the results come in:
It’s funny because it’s sooooooo, sooooooo real. This same exact situation happened in millions of overpriced studio apartments all across New York, Chicago, DC, Seattle, Boston, and California.
“My friend at the Huffingon Post says she wins by 5 points.”
“Well my friend at Slate says she’ll win by 3.”
It’s funny because the people who read that shit are the worst people on earth. The only thing they left out was The Atlantic, the Daily Beast, and an op-ed from the Washington Post.
And this was great:
It’s funny because they’re all white. And groups of urban white SJW’s try so, so hard to impress people of color by showing them they’re one of the good ones. They have no idea how truly stupid they sound.
This was also great:
Freaking white people man. They are the worst. Always trying to tell black people how other white people are holding them back. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen white people say that voter ID laws are racist because black people can’t get ID’s. As if none of them are capable of getting to the DMV. Only white people can get to the DMV because of our white privilege. I read about it on Slate.
Finally there was this gem from Chris Rock:
Correction – it’s been a full week of moping. We have started to see SOME improvement. We even had some people on Facebook today posting about the Super Moon, the Patriots, and The Walking Dead. But for the most part this was the most accurate five minute sketch we’ve ever seen on television. Can’t tell you how many people I’ve seen who are in utter disbelief this happened. These people have clearly never left the coasts. They think the middle of our country is filled with idiots whose perspectives should be dismissed and laughed at.
But they’re wrong. People in the midwest are the nicest people in the country. They’re just historically distrustful of eastern politicians who have been boning them for the better part of 200 years. The people who live there don’t care about pussy grabbing, or the race card, or implicit bias. They care about jobs and taking care of their families. And Trump talked about jobs and getting rid of NAFTA while Hillary Clinton mostly talked about Trump and pussy grabbing. Your average Joe Schmo in Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania decided that Trump was speaking to them, while Hillary was speaking only to the assholes in that apartment. That’s why he won.
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