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The SNL Sketch Of White Urban SJW’s Watching Election Results With Dave Chappelle Was The Most Accurate And Hilarious Five Minutes Of Television

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Dave Chapelle absolutely killed it on Saturday Night Live if you didn’t see it. Someone needed to save that show because it absolutely blows now. SNL used to be a gateway to Hollywood stardom. Now it’s just a dead end job full of PC blowhards. Alec Baldwin’s nani hurt so badly from the election of President-Elect Donald Trump that he couldn’t even caricature or satirize President-Elect Donald Trump. Meanwhile Kate McKinnon (who?) sang Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah” and started crying at the end as she caricatured Hillary Clinton for the final time. It was sad and pathetic, so naturally the SJW’s at the Huffington Post thought it was the greatest thing since organic soy milk and lost their Goddamn minds.

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But by far one of the greatest sketches we’ve seen on this show in a long time was an imaginary New York City apartment full of urban SJW’s as they watched the results come in:

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It’s funny because it’s sooooooo, sooooooo real. This same exact situation happened in millions of overpriced studio apartments all across New York, Chicago, DC, Seattle, Boston, and California.

My friend at the Huffingon Post says she wins by 5 points.”

“Well my friend at Slate says she’ll win by 3.”

It’s funny because the people who read that shit are the worst people on earth. The only thing they left out was The Atlantic, the Daily Beast, and an op-ed from the Washington Post.

And this was great:

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It’s funny because they’re all white. And groups of urban white SJW’s try so, so hard to impress people of color by showing them they’re one of the good ones. They have no idea how truly stupid they sound.

This was also great:

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Freaking white people man. They are the worst. Always trying to tell black people how other white people are holding them back. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen white people say that voter ID laws are racist because black people can’t get ID’s. As if none of them are capable of getting to the DMV. Only white people can get to the DMV because of our white privilege. I read about it on Slate.

Finally there was this gem from Chris Rock:

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Correction – it’s been a full week of moping. We have started to see SOME improvement. We even had some people on Facebook today posting about the Super Moon, the Patriots, and The Walking Dead. But for the most part this was the most accurate five minute sketch we’ve ever seen on television. Can’t tell you how many people I’ve seen who are in utter disbelief this happened. These people have clearly never left the coasts. They think the middle of our country is filled with idiots whose perspectives should be dismissed and laughed at.

But they’re wrong. People in the midwest are the nicest people in the country. They’re just historically distrustful of eastern politicians who have been boning them for the better part of 200 years. The people who live there don’t care about pussy grabbing, or the race card, or implicit bias. They care about jobs and taking care of their families. And Trump talked about jobs and getting rid of NAFTA while Hillary Clinton mostly talked about Trump and pussy grabbing. Your average Joe Schmo in Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania decided that Trump was speaking to them, while Hillary was speaking only to the assholes in that apartment. That’s why he won.

 

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52 Comment(s)
  • Lightning bug
    November 15, 2016 at 2:12 pm

    People in the midwest are the nicest people in the country. They’re just historically distrustful of eastern politicians who have been boning them for the better part of 200 years.

    Boy you got that right. Just look at the sucky New England states. Wiped out the Native Americans and never looked back.

    • Fatfingr Lou
      November 15, 2016 at 5:00 pm

      “Fly-Over” States? How did that work out?

      I hope Democrats continue to be the entitled, rich, liberal, assholes that send their kids to college for free, get up in your face like they own you, and believe that everyone loves them.

  • Del Griffith
    November 15, 2016 at 12:43 pm

    I’m offended that the term “warrior” is affixed to these tard muffins. I thought warrior was a word denoting bravery as in a brave soldier. The term should be changed to Social Justice Wussies. I need a safe space now and I’m looking around for persons with large diaper safety pins. Ha!

    • True Reality Speaks
      True Reality Speaks
      November 15, 2016 at 7:42 pm

      I’ve always considered the use of the word warrior as being sarcastic, especially given how 99.99% of what liberals spew is pretty much the exact opposite of the truth

  • Realist
    November 15, 2016 at 10:25 am

    I’m sure your boycott will be as successful as the SJW boycott of the Patriots, Home Depot etc…!

  • Deep Thinker
    November 15, 2016 at 10:21 am

    Second hand cigarette smoke is bad for your health but second hand pot smoke ROCKS! It’s especially good for cranky babies. If you have a toothing baby just blow a couple hits into it’s face and the little cutie will go from crying to just happily staring at the ceiling until it falls asleep. Even babies don’t want to fall asleep unhappy!

    • BobnMic's Gerbil
      November 15, 2016 at 1:53 pm

      BobnMic blows 2nd hand meth smoke in my cage before he turns me loose inside his fudge tunnel. He’s taken to clipping my claws here lately though because I tore him up a little bit on the inside not too long ago. Bled for days. Nicole was pissed too because he used all her tampons and she had to use one of his dirty socks to stuff her hatchet wound.

      • BobnMic
        November 15, 2016 at 2:21 pm

        Fiesty – Are you going to school this idiot about that couple from Spencer or are you just going to sit back and let this start up all over again. If it continues you will be contacted by someone again to knock the shit off that you can count on as I will encourage that straight up. Or maybe that person will not contact you and forward all of your information to that couple from Spencer. I wouldn’t mind if that happened at all either way.

        • BobnMic
          November 15, 2016 at 2:25 pm

          I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and…I like to kiss my own butt.

          • BobnMic
            November 15, 2016 at 3:41 pm

            Just keep it up fake me and my comments shall rain down upon you with ferocity such as the world has never seen. You punch and I will counter punch with extreme prejudice! You are just begging for it.

          • BobnMic
            November 15, 2016 at 3:46 pm

            My ass is jealous of all the shit that comes out of my mouth…

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          November 15, 2016 at 4:54 pm

          Well Bob I’m really not surprised people are sort of giving you shit. You can’t just go around to different websites making women fall in love with you then breaking their hearts.

          You make all of these BIG promises of an extravagant online wedding and then call the whole thing off.

          My poor mother was devastated.

          • Timmy Gingersnaps
            November 15, 2016 at 4:59 pm

            But, but, but, he’s my special friend… We had such a good time at the camping trip… We played hiding games and went swimming and played fake drowning victim… I like playing tickle games. BobnMic and Uncle Paul showed me how to do so many fun games.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            November 15, 2016 at 6:45 pm

            I rather stab myself in the neck with a pencil causing just enough damage to make me bleed out in a recording breaking slow death.

          • BobnMic
            November 15, 2016 at 10:45 pm

            Ya yo Mama – Well that sounds like a great suggestion and while you are at it shithead – why don’t you take all of your alias alter ego friends in your brain with you since I own it anyway – you fucking Fiesty Fraud loser trouble making piece of shit for brains!!!…

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            November 15, 2016 at 11:37 pm

            Dick licker, none of these accounts are me, but we have all said that here 17 times… You’re brain can’t comprehend it…

            I have to admit, the football faggot joke someone made about you…. I laughed so hard I cried. Unexpected ending, great execution.

            Enjoy being gang raped by several people, none of who are me….lmao!

            I’m loving this more than I should, God I’m so immature.

          • BobnMic
            November 16, 2016 at 12:40 am

            Dick licker huh? Immature does even start to describe you shit for brains. You dream about fucking another woman with a fucking dildo and I am the crazy one? You are fucking sick and beyond pathetic.

            Look – You are a proven and verified liar at everything that you spew out. I still laugh at this whole lawyer bullshit that you are still trying to sell. And if there as those that buy into just that alone they’re idiots as well. But actually I do not believe that to be the case in here. It is just you and all of your imaginary friends under the guise of a fake lawyer and ALL under just one account. Yours fuckface.

            But anyway let’s cut the shit for just one fucking minute. There is no reasonable way in hell that my contempt toward you and your bullshit would bring out, what did you say? – 10 or more people that have suddenly jumped on your bandwagon and believe your bullshit? And I am so fucking wrong and hated by these new names that keep popping up? Ya ok.

            Who the fuck are you trying to be in here fucking Jim Jones selling poisonous kool aid and you actually really believe that people are that fucking dumb enough in here to drink your shit? You constantly amaze me on how much of an asshole and fucknut your truly are.

            You are a very sick person Anna. You very much do need serious fucking help. The fact that I call out your bullshit while other people either ignore it or buy into it bugs the ever living shit out of you. Well getting bagged is not a good feeling is it? And trust me on this I am all kinds of good at seeing through people’s false bravado bullshit and call them out on it. And those people, just like you, get so out of control pissed off for being outed that they lose their shit completely. That is just a fact and I can only imagine how fucking bad you will react to this realization my God.

          • BobnMic
            November 16, 2016 at 2:36 am

            Hey lawyer wanna be – I will ask this yet again:

            Hey Fake Fiesty Lawyer. What is the total score comprised of – on the Massachusetts Bar Examination or is it simply pass/fail? Or a combination of both? Essay questions? The sum of the points received for each essay question comprises an examinee’s Raw Essay Scores?

            What is the actual time of said exam and on what day? What is the time limit of the exam. What day of the week do they have the Bar Exam? Believe it or not you fraud I know this shit more than you know so go with your usual bullshit and I will strike you at every bullshit answer. Fuck it and fuck you fake lawyer.

            Initial Grading – Re-Read – Final Scaled Essay Score? Tell us all in here so we know that you are in fact a real lawyer. Which you are not…

            M.G.L. c. 268, s. 33. Section 33 states – Falsely assuming to be justice of the peace or other officers of the court. (meaning pretending to be a lawyer) “imprisonment for not more than one year.”

            So see? Each time you pretend to be an attorney, you are fact breaking the law. So you still want to play this game? You best stop if you have half a brain.
            But you don’t so therefore you won’t. But don’t forget. People in here can type up an application for a warrant at any time. And you’ll be surprised at who can do that.

            So fuck you…

          • Kneel-n-Bob
            November 16, 2016 at 9:57 am

            12:40am… followed up your own comment at 2:36… Did someone get under your skin bitch boi? Or, maybe it’s Lemmiwinks rooting around your ass… Log off… Go away. Go look at some lil boy weens… Enjoy your own sad lil existence… No friends… Spittle streaked windows…

          • BobnMic
            November 16, 2016 at 1:25 pm

            You can’t answer any of my questions can you Fiesty the Fraud because you have no fucking clue what I am talking about do you. But keep calling yourself a lawyer if it makes your sad existence feel important. Self esteem issues much? You’re a loser. Get over it.

            Oh and I am an Astronaut so I can feel better about myself…

  • Sal Monella
    November 15, 2016 at 9:54 am

    I still refuse to watch TV because my money would go into pockets of the liberals who will now promote that screaming fake Indian Warren as their next savior. But that sketch was funny! Thanks for sharing.

    Traveling around the country I met many black folks who supported Trump just on the basis of the promise of getting jobs back here in the States. They don’t want to rely on handouts, neither do their kids. Yeah, some do but if great paying jobs come back and family members show pride in their work and the fruits of the efforts it tends to be infective. If he does this right we have a solid future. If he gets torpedoed by the Democrats and Unions we slide back into the doldrums of socialism.

  • JRod
    November 15, 2016 at 7:30 am

    SNL has been garbage for a long time. The elections brought some life back. This sketch is one of the best I have seen in a long long time.

    • Fatfingr Lou
      November 15, 2016 at 4:44 pm

      JRod,

      Say it the right way….Gah-bitch!

  • Publius
    November 15, 2016 at 12:40 am

    SNL was hilarious and proved their relevance.

  • BobnMic
    November 14, 2016 at 11:53 pm

    Well I guess Canada’s population will increase tenfold as liberals, SJWs have claimed to flee the U.S.A. if Trump won. Or will it really? Will they really flee? Nah just more bullshit from SJW bullshitters and fuckheads. Well there is just one hippie SJW screwball nutfuck on here in the comment section daily that claims to be a fucking lawyer that if in fact she ever moved to Canada – maybe they’d buy her bullshit. Ahhh – most likely not. I believe our neighbors from the north are not stupid people and will see right the fuck through her bullshit.

    So anyway – It might work in North Korea however. Just might work there for a failed loser rabble rousing scumbucket trying to be something, anything that she really is not. Fuck it let’s go to North Korea!

    Kim Jong-un with that fucked up haircut will just eat that bullshit right up and then you will be the superstar that you so longly aspire to be!!!!….

    • Tarbash the Egyptian Magician
      November 15, 2016 at 6:03 am

      SHUT DE FUCK UP!

      • BobnMic
        November 15, 2016 at 12:59 pm

        Let me ask you something Tarbash? Who in the flying fuck of all globally known flying fucks gets out of bed at 0603 am and searches specifically for me and what my comments are? Huh? Well I’ll tell you. An obsessed deranged psychopath using multiple screen names in the hopes of furthering whatever the fuck it is that you are furthering.

        So go back to Egypt and build another fucking useless pyramid…

        • BobnMic
          November 15, 2016 at 1:03 pm

          I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and…I like to kiss my own butt.

          • Turd Burglestein
            November 15, 2016 at 1:49 pm

            Those yoga classes really come in handy for that don’t they BobnDic?

          • BobnMic
            November 15, 2016 at 1:52 pm

            I yoga… and I yoga… but no matter how hard I yoga… I can’t get my micro-phallus into my mouth. I can however tongue my ball sack… So, at least I have that going for me…

          • BobnMic
            November 15, 2016 at 2:12 pm

            You ought to know all about that Turd breath don’t you fucking shithead since your shithead is up your unwiped ass 24/7. Go head fuck yourself yet again…

          • Lemmiwinks
            November 15, 2016 at 2:23 pm

            I come with news of great gravity… For it appears as though BobnMic doth switch to a low fiber intake… The small rodent graveyard that exists in his upper colon is failing to be expelled by the soupy mess that sloshes through. We are in dire need of binding agents to pass the skeletal remains of my friends. So, I embark on my great adventure, donning my magic torch helmet, to enter the loose anal portal, travel to the rodent graveyard, past the sticky sperm encrusted swamps, to purge my friends and honor their memories!! Huzzah!!

          • BobnMic
            November 15, 2016 at 2:31 pm

            It really must suck that I own your brain…

          • Santa
            November 15, 2016 at 2:57 pm

            You don’t own shit… Hell you’re so poor that if you didn’t cut holes in your pockets at Christmas, you wouldn’t have anything to play with.

        • Turd Burglestein
          November 15, 2016 at 4:44 pm

          Oh…and you’re not obsessed with your 4 am posts here? Pot meet kettle.

    • BobnMic's Gaping Anus
      November 15, 2016 at 3:33 pm

      Hi…I’m BobnMic’s Gaping Anus. I’m feeling pretty butthurt as you can see from my picture.

      • BobnMic
        November 15, 2016 at 3:37 pm

        I really must suck that I own your brain.

        • National Grid
          November 15, 2016 at 3:43 pm

          You don’t own shit… You’re so poor that a guy walked into your house, stepped on a cigarette and your wife yelled, “Who turned off the heat?”

        • BobnMic's Gaping Anus
          November 15, 2016 at 4:48 pm

          You own a very sore and butthurt anus too.

      • November 15, 2016 at 3:44 pm

        Why isn’t my gravatar showing up?

        • BobnMic
          November 15, 2016 at 3:56 pm

          Yes and of course nobody thinks the wiser that this is just one person causing shit. Nope everybody is fooled by you. Nice job and yet another disgusting avatar. You’re a class act huh? I guess this being a somewhat family friendly blog has no bearing on you does it shithead. Go ahead post pictures of shit in a toilet and a ripped wide open asshole. Real nice. That would officially qualify you as tied for first place for being the biggest asshole in here right next to your dirty little girlfriend Fiesty the Fraud.

          It still think it really must suck that I own your little brain. I almost feel bad. Ummm Nah – I don’t…

          • BobnMic
            November 15, 2016 at 4:01 pm

            My friends say that I’m gay because I don’t like football. What a bunch of idiots. I’m gay because I like cock.

      • BobnMic's Gerbil
        November 15, 2016 at 4:04 pm

        That’s what happens when BobnMic doesn’t trim my nails.

        • BobnMic
          November 15, 2016 at 4:09 pm

          Wow again – Who exactly am I arguing with here anyway? An out of touch and outcasted 13 year old? Jesus kid go do your homework and get me out of your underdeveloped brain.

          • BobnMic
            November 15, 2016 at 4:12 pm

            Interesting story… I was born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen. My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

          • BobnMic's Lonely Penis
            November 15, 2016 at 4:14 pm

            Speaking of underdeveloped

          • BobnMic
            November 15, 2016 at 4:21 pm

            Having fun freak at everybody else’s expense? I do feel bad for those that have to endure your insanity. It must suck that I own your brain.

          • Uncle Paul
            November 15, 2016 at 5:06 pm

            You like those 13 year olders… Don’t cha Bobby… Right before they grow any extra hair… Smooth lil bottoms… You still like to blow lil bubbles on their lil bellies… brrt, brrt… Come here ya lil scamp you… Bobby gonna show you how to touch a peeny…. No tatling now…

        • BobnMic's Gaping Anus
          November 15, 2016 at 4:36 pm

          I didn’t trim mine, but it was a fist when it entered

          • BobnMic
            November 15, 2016 at 4:50 pm

            I’m punching… counter punching I mean… Cause you’re a sucker… I live in your head… Speaking of sucking head… I got to check on my Cub Scout uniform at the dry cleaners… That big NAMBLA meeting is coming up. It’s the most wonderful time of the year!!

          • NAMBLA Dude
            November 15, 2016 at 4:55 pm

            Oh good so you are coming!! The little ginger boy is waiting just for you… I know how famously the two of you got along this past summer on our camping trip. And, he’s not a tattler!

    • Cocomom
      November 16, 2016 at 4:41 am

      @Bobnmic, Correct. All the whining progressives crybabies vowed to leave the U.S. I recall the same promise when Pres George W got elected but at smaller numbers. I, for one, wish they’d go & stay gone.

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