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The Story Vanessa Marcotte’s Killers Told At Mount Wachusett Is The Dumbest Lie In History

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There’s been a new development in the case of murdered Princeton jogger Vanessa Marcotte and it involves the only thing that anyone ever goes to Princeton for – Wachusett Mountain. And naturally it appears as if the suspects are extremely stupid:

Daily MailPolice investigating the murder of Google executive Vanessa Marcotte have seized surveillance footage after learning of a mysterious bruised and cut man who appeared at a resort near the murder scene. The man appeared along with a woman at Wachusett Mountain Resort on Sunday afternoon – shortly after the 27-year-old was murdered. 

Police believe she was murdered between 1pm and 3pm on Sunday, and that she fought back against her attacker – meaning he was likely to have been bruised and cut.  Speaking to Daily Mail Online, Princeton’s Wachusett Mountain general manager David Crowley, 60, said: ‘We have been asked to provide some footage which we’re doing.’

Crowley went onto explain: ‘A man and woman appeared at the resort around 2 o’clock on Sunday afternoon and said that they had been in a motorcycle crash, or had somehow come off the motorcycle. They claimed that the ambulance driver had told them to go up to the resort because we were open to clean up which seemed odd to my employee who recounted the incident. She said she didn’t see any sign of an ambulance and it seemed strange to her that anyone would have given that advice if that’s really what happened. According to the employee, the man’s arms were, ‘all cut and scraped up’.

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So it’s official – whoever killed Vanessa Marcotte is not only a savage, they are the dumbest criminals who have ever existed. Seriously, “the ambulance driver told me to go to Mount Wachusett?” That’s the best they could come up with? Like, did they honestly think anyone would believe that would ever actually happen? Just picture that. A motorcycle accident involving two people on a bike happens. Somehow only one of them has any scratches. Ambulance shows up and the paramedics tell the driver to head on up to the ski lodge because they have bandaids there. And everyone knows that hospitals and ambulances don’t have bandaids.

I’m surprised it took this long for this news to come forward. Princeton isn’t a big place, and it’s not exactly a cut through town unless you’re doing the Hubbardston-Sterling shuffle. There’s no reason to be in Princeton if you’re not from there. I feel like anyone who was at all out of place would stand out like a sore thumb. And certainly two people on a motorcycle who showed up at Mount Wachusett right after a murder was committed, with the most ridiculous story ever, would have been information the police knew about days ago.

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A turtle rider messaged us after this story when it first came out and said they believed it was someone on a motorcycle. They pointed out that it’s been an incredibly dry summer and if they had tried to light her body on fire in the woods it would have started a big fire. They believed the burns probably came from a bike.

If the story went as the employee at Mount Wachusett says it did, then this has to be them, right? If so then it means the police have video surveillance of them and they’ll be released soon. After that it’s only a matter of time until these scumbags are in handcuffs. It’s really bizarre though. How did this start? Was the woman in on it? Fucked up. RIP Vanessa Marcotte.


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22 Comment(s)
  • cmass_mgcee
    August 4, 2017 at 10:50 pm

    You clowns walking back this ridiculous, inflammatory statement in light of recent evidence- that her murderer was NOT these innocent people, but an entirely separate man? Probably not, huh? You should at least remove the article since its full of lies.

  • Sterling Silver
    August 13, 2016 at 10:46 pm

    May be unrelated, but ask Sterling police to look back at their logs. Not the first time some creep in the area has tried to lure a jogger into his vehicle. However, Sterling PD failed to further investigate.

  • click bait
    August 12, 2016 at 5:06 pm

    If TB can take down 1 Mosaic a year, he can post crap the rest of the time as far as I’m concerned.

  • Publius
    August 12, 2016 at 4:43 pm

    TB deserves a pass since 90% of the time TB is breaking cutting edge stuff. Really cutting edge.

    • Practical
      August 13, 2016 at 7:44 am

      Yeah, but you skating with actual libel right now. Fortunately, no names were mentioned.

  • Lauren
    August 12, 2016 at 3:33 pm

    Story has been validated with Westminster PD.. There was a bike crash on Worcester Rd near the mountain involving a man and a woman and the bike was down on the ground when officers responded to the scene. Both parties refused treatment at the scene and were on the way to the mountain when the accident happened so they continued on after to wash up. Police report says they responded to accident at 1:45 pm , Marcotte didn’t leave for jog until 1 pm.. Unlikely the pair on the cycle would have time to abduct, rape, burn, kill and stash a body in that short of a window.. Probably should wait till all the facts come out before posting a sensationalist headline and spewing forth false information.. I understand Turtle Boy isn’t the Boston Globe but come on guys? Really? Let the dust settle before playing dime store detective.

  • Jogger
    August 12, 2016 at 2:59 pm

    I’ve keep seeing turtleboy stories pop up on fb because I am from the area. This is unfortunate and after reading a few I have come to the conclusion that turtleboy ‘s site was basically just one person’s need to run their mouth about anything and everything local and online gone amok- this is proof. The story that the author of this piece refers to was brought forward as a tip, and almost immediately discounted. In the maybe 24 hours between the time the tip was reported and the closure of that tip, the “professional detectives” at turtle boy decided that the motorcyclist killer theory was definitely true and was so sure that this was a done deal that he or she decided to go on a tirade as to how the killers were idiots, etc. This despite the fact that he or she clearly has very little knowledge about the area or the case- the fact that motorcycles are a major fixture at the ski area because they routinely travel up the mountain Roadway to the summit… also wrote some very annoying and presumptive things about Princeton basically being someplace nobody ever goes which is silly because I don’t reside there and I still drive through it daily.
    I personally know this young lady’s family. Also, since I reside in a community very close by (and jog/hike in Princeton often-sometimes with my young kids) I can attest that this has been difficult for us and there is no need for unnecessary 3rd parties to use the tragic events as a platform for publicity of their rant-page. Just stop it.

  • Jennifer
    August 12, 2016 at 2:56 pm

    The police verified that the couple was in fact in a minor accident on their way to the mountain, they refused to go to the hospital because the injuries were minor so the EMTs suggested they clean up upon arrival. There are other articles saying it was reported at 1:45pm Sunday.
    You should have checked on that.

  • Ed Augustus
    August 12, 2016 at 2:16 pm

    Please everyone (of every color, ethnic background, sexual proclivity, gender identity, criminal record, but not party affiliation) just calm down and take a deep breath (to the extent global warming allows). This blog is just experiencing growing pains.

  • bobrusso
    August 12, 2016 at 2:09 pm

    TB, why are there a bunch of porn and 1/2 naked women popup adds on your page now? It’s really annoying.

  • Darrian D Plasse
    August 12, 2016 at 1:59 pm

    Stop pretending to be a news blog…

  • whatevuh
    August 12, 2016 at 1:11 pm

    Looks like TB jumped the gun on this, big time, apology warranted

  • Fanta
    August 12, 2016 at 12:38 pm

    Motorcycle accident confirmed unrelated to the murder…

  • Jake from State Farm
    August 12, 2016 at 12:29 pm

    Why is the Daily News, a foreign publication, reporting this Wachusett Mountain incident, yet the T&G and all other Mass outlets silent on that????????

  • that's stupid
    August 12, 2016 at 12:24 pm

    Crash has been verified by Westminster police. Maybe tb should let police do their job before running your about click baiting. Blog going down the slopes

    • D.B. Russel
      August 12, 2016 at 12:46 pm

      Yes, because you disagree with the blog, that totally means it is “going down the slopes.” punny. I actually think TB is right…these are the dumbest criminals ever. It actually sounds like not only do they not watch any sort of CSI, but they definitely did not graduate from WRHS, because they’d know a million better places to clean up after an accident.

      • that's stupid
        August 12, 2016 at 2:18 pm

        Can you read as I said verified by Westminster police,info from you know, publication that’s always ripping of tb lol

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    August 12, 2016 at 11:21 am

    Wow… I’m surprised it took them this long to piece together that puzzle. How stupid can this man be? If he had minor injuries he could have easily went home and taken care of them himself. Maybe his stupidity was meant to be, like Karma. He did something disgusting and took away an innocent life, and he isn’t smart enough to get away with it. So, finally his sick-o ass gets put into the slammer, forever I hope.

    • Reddog
      August 12, 2016 at 1:33 pm

      If he calls you for representation,I hope you tell him to jump in the lake.

  • Mike
    August 12, 2016 at 11:03 am

    I hope they have quality cameras. it is amazing how many business put in camera systems that are so blurry you couldn’t identify anyone.

    hopefully they find them soon

  • Mr Butthurt
    August 12, 2016 at 10:53 am

    Such a beautiful women seriously this world is fucked up. When they get these scum 1 in the head.

    • bigdaddy
      August 12, 2016 at 10:54 am

      2 just to make sure

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