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The Telegram And Gazette Called Turtleboy “Pornographic” In Clive’s Latest Attempt To Discredit Our Award Winning Journalism

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We own the Turtlegram and Gazette’s collective brain. Every single ounce of it. Can’t tell you how many times they’ve threatened to sue us or made up outright lies about our brand because they know what a threat we are to their dwindling existence. But in today’s Turtlegram, All-Star race baiter Clive “Spanky” McFarlane jumped into the gutter and took a completely different angle to go after the Turtle.

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While he was criticizing City Councilor Michael Gaffney for suggesting that the City of Worcester should not be using taxpayer money to raze an abandoned “church” owned by another City Councilor, he suggested that Gaffney only gets his news from Turtleboy Sports. And this of course is bad because Turtleboy is a purveyor of filth and pornography:

Mr. Gaffney’s research, including digging up the fact that two loans totaling $85,000 had been taken out on the property, ended up in a local blog, which Facebook earlier this year said it blocked because of the blog’s pornographic leanings. Still, Mr. Gaffney seems comfortable in using it to go after his political opponents.

Clive of course is referring to our frequent 30 days suspensions for posting “pornography” such as this:

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And of course this:

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All I know is, if I went on Redtube for a little afternoon delight, and this is what I found for smut, I’d be severely disappointed. Just sayin.

First of all, this is awesome because it proves once again that everyone at the Turtlegram reads our blogs on the regular. Spanky has more than likely been the one reporting every post we make on social media for pornography, hoping it will slow down our momentum. He has completely failed in this endeavor, per usual.

Secondly, the Turtlegram pretends to be a legitimate source of news. And Clive knows damn well that this is not pornographic:

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But he still pretended it was in his column today, because the truth has never really mattered with Spanky.

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Oh yea, and here’s a question for Karen Webber and Spanky – if Turtleboy Sports is pornographic, then why are you advertising your crappy newspaper on our blog?

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Yea, remember when you did that? Remember when you paid us to be seen? Guess you didn’t mind the porongraphy then!!

He wasn’t done…

Not surprising, the blog insinuated some big cover-up at City Hall – that is, that the city was quietly (it didn’t initially list the addresses of the properties) fronting the demolition cost at 89 Austin St. when the owners had the wherewithal to fund it themselves.

The blog insinuated there was a cover up? No, the facts insinuated that. And all we did was report said facts. The city has probably hundreds of buildings that are condemned and need to be taken down. They chose six that they would do for free. One of them just so happened to be City Councilor Sarai Rivera’s church:

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Since they can’t sell this piece of crap and they haven’t kept it up at all, they tried to pull a quick one and use her influence to get it taken down for free by sneaking it onto the free list. Turtleboy didn’t insinuate that. It actually happened in real life, and no one is denying it except for Spanky. And what’s his grounds for denying it? Turtleboy got suspended for “pornographic leanings.” Therefore facts are no longer facts.

“Of course this was only diversionary noise to cover the blog’s real intent – to question the legitimacy of the social justice work in which Ms. Rivera and Rev. Encarnacion are engaged.”

Newsflash Spanky – Ti-Ti Ho does not do social justice work. Actually, maybe she does. After all, “social justice work” is really just code for “holding another press conference in which we announce that hate speech is bad.” She’s very good at that. Or maybe “social justice work” means getting up in front of the City Council and talking about your “vaginal area” and bragging about all the cool things it can do – “I’d like to see a penish do that”:

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It’s been months since that happened, but it gets funnier every time I hear it. Only in Worcester does a City Councilor get up and make a delclaration about the supremacy of her vagina against her penis overlords.

Or maybe by “social justice work” Clive meant opening up chain restaurants

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Showing up in sexified pastor-ware to pose with her girl WANDA who was evidently “MURDED”

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Anyway, this is probably the most corrupt thing she’s ever done, which is saying something. Councilor Gaffney is pretty pissed and is demanding that she resign:

Boom. Roasted.

City Council meeting should be interesting Tuesday. Welcome to Worcester Politics – the funnest politics in Massachusetts.

 

 

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62 Comment(s)
  • You're a joke
    December 19, 2017 at 10:56 am

    Award winning journalism? Hahahaha! You’re down to just a few sponsers which I’m sure you’ll be losing, only a matter of time. You’re articles always seem like that they are written by a whiney little bitch. With the amount of articles written about Clive McFarlane it’s clear he’s obviously gotten to you. You’re just mad he exposed you for the piece of shit you are. Go sexually harass more teenagers. Everyone knows all your so called “turtle riders” are loser trolls with nothing better to do but talk shit and pass judgement with the convience of remaining anonymous, fucking pussies

    • sun comes up, it’s tuesday morning
      December 19, 2017 at 11:06 am

      nobody has sexually harassed any teens ughhhh

      STFU.

      ps it’s YOUR, WHINY, CONVENIENCE.

    • I am Jack's Smug Anonymity
      December 19, 2017 at 11:40 am

      I like to pass judgement on dirtballs.

      I also like to pass gas right on your dinner and bitch slap you and Clive into oblivion as I spuzz on your significant others right in front of you, and you’ll do nothing but cry and stay down, or else you’ll get another ass-kicking.

      • see? somethin fierce.
        December 19, 2017 at 11:44 am

        *points for fight club reference*

  • BobnMic's Shit 4 Brains
    November 21, 2016 at 8:46 pm

    I OWN EVERYONE’S BRAIN.

    • BobnMic
      November 21, 2016 at 10:06 pm

      It’s all bullshit… you’re bullshit… lies all lies… I’m bullshit…

  • That Jimmy
    November 21, 2016 at 6:57 pm

    Clive drives a shitty C class Mercedes. Any fuck can lease a douchebags car.

  • Publius
    November 21, 2016 at 5:58 pm

    TB is not only award winning but an international sensation. This demolition story is just want it sounds like. A scandal.

  • BobnMic
    November 21, 2016 at 4:45 pm

    An open letter to Turtleboy Sports

    Turtleboy – As a long time turtle-rider, I would simply advise you to seriously look into a regular troll and rabble rouser with regard to FiestyLawyerLady. The similarities between her and City Councilor Sarai Rivera are uncanny right on down to ethnicity BTW. But specifically – since her arrival here last March or April, the vial and porongraphic content that she spews sent a lot of good commenters packing. I choose to stay on and fight her all the way because people like her I simply do not back down from but fight back.

    She enters under several screen names with beyond pornographic avatars, does not comment on topic 95% of time with the expressed desire to go after other commenters that do. She has waged an adversarial posture with the hope that if she compliments Turtleboy Sports every once in awhile she will be safe. I have attempted to reason with her on several occasions with the assistance of at least three other commenters without success. She just will not stop. This has got to end as it is apparent she will not stop on her own. I urge you to establish her IP and e-mail address and compare it to all other vial screen names, avatars and comments and it be verified that she is out to get you and your blog. Why is she doing this? It started right about the time of the UMass Trigglypuff article so it would not be outrageous to assume she may be connected to that in an attempt to destroy the comment section thus minimizing views.

    In addition if she is this bent on ruining this blog and chase away the commenters that wish to contribute, what would preclude her from doing damage to your Facebook page? TB if it were me I would seriously look into this nutjob and do whatever it takes to get her out of here. We have had the privilege of welcoming a new commenter here that has life experience and intelligence and within a month’s time here she comes right after him. Her wrath is spreading like a fungus among us as a few others have taken up her trolling and vial ways. In my opinion this has to stop now before it’s too late where nobody of substance will contribute to this blog and I do not want to see that happen understanding of course that this is the internet, grown up world and all that but some things can be dealt with and eliminated…

    BobnMic – the one you know from another website to validate this request.

    • smartass
      November 21, 2016 at 5:13 pm

      Vial: a very small glass or plastic container used for perfumes, medicines, etc.

      Perhaps you meant “vile”? Learn to speak English if you’re going to live in this country!

      • BobnMic
        November 21, 2016 at 5:26 pm

        Ya well spell check often fucks with just about anybody. And BTW “smartass” I was born right the fuck here. No Español punk ass bullshit happening here under this screen name.

        • Joe Momma
          November 22, 2016 at 12:57 pm

          The fact that you even know the key for that squiggly n is off-putting.

    • You suck at life
      November 21, 2016 at 5:30 pm

      An open letter to Turtleboy Sports

      Turtleboy – As a long time turtle-rider, I would simply advise you to seriously look into a regular troll and rabble rouser with regard to BobnMic. The similarities between him and TnG “reporter” Clive “Spanky” McFarlane are uncanny right on down to calling out others ethnicity BTW. But specifically – since his arrival here, the vile and pornographic content that he spews sent a lot of good commenters packing (not Kevin Lynch… That bitch was mines, under the name Andrew McDonaugh). I choose to stay on and fight him all the way because people like him, I simply do not back down from but fight back.

      He does not comment on topic 95% of time with the expressed desire to go after other commenters that do. He has waged an adversarial posture with the hope that if he compliments Turtleboy Sports (and a few others) every once in awhile he will be safe. I have attempted to reason with him on several occasions with the assistance of at least three other commenters without success. He just will not stop. This has got to end as it is apparent he will not stop on his own. I urge you to provide him with some Preparation H or other type of anal cream to alleviate his sore fanny. Why is he doing this? Lord only knows… It seems as though this “FeistyLawyerLady” has struck a nerve and he has a severe boner for her.

      In addition if he is this bent on ruining this blog and chasing away the commenters that wish to contribute, what would preclude him from doing damage to your Facebook page (other than the fact that the community does a pretty good job of policing that forum)? TB if it were me I would seriously look into this nutjob and do whatever it takes to get him out of here. He is by FAR the most down voted commenter on the forum. We have had the privilege of welcoming a new commenter here that has life experience and like to spout off on long diatribes that many others find tedious and pedantic. His wrath is spreading like a fungus among us as a few others have taken up his trolling and vile ways of “counter-punching” back. In my opinion this has to stop now before it’s too late where nobody of substance will contribute to this blog and I do not want to see that happen understanding of course that this is the internet, grown up world and all that but some things can be dealt with and eliminated… So, listen to my whines, because Bobbie is being a lil bitch boi again.

      BobnMic – the one you know from another website to validate this request.

      • BobnMic's Gaping Anus
        November 21, 2016 at 8:13 pm

        There is not enough Preparation H in this world to sooth my butthurt. But if you’re going to send some anyways, a 55 gallon barrel might help with that one dangling hemmoroid I affectionately call Night Crawler. Fun fact…I once caught a fish with it.

        • BobnMic's Gerbil
          November 21, 2016 at 8:16 pm

          NOOOOOO!!! Don’t send any Preparation H to BobnMic. The last time he used that stuff, it made my paws numb and it took me a whole week to get that shit cleaned out of my fur.

      • BobnMic
        November 21, 2016 at 9:02 pm

        Thanks YSAL. I assumed you were fairly neutral disliking the entire bullshit not just one side of it. Oh well.

        • BobnMic
          November 22, 2016 at 1:54 am

          Hey YSAL – after a few glasses of Moet after a great dinner – that was actually funny as shit. A tip of the hat goes to you…

          • Die
            November 22, 2016 at 1:01 pm

            oooo, Moet…. La di da!!

    • Simple solutions
      November 21, 2016 at 7:12 pm

      Maybe you should just leave Bob if you don’t like this site? Nobody is forcing you to come here.

      • BobnMic
        November 21, 2016 at 9:13 pm

        I’m sure that there are those that would love that idea. Or maybe just one posing as “those.” But to answer your suggestion – that will never happen. I fight assholes so that assholes do not get to win. That’s just me. Sorry.

    • BobnMic's Tiny Penis
      November 21, 2016 at 8:09 pm

      I’m bitter and angry because my penis has never felt the inside of a vagina.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      November 21, 2016 at 9:05 pm

      Okay validate this asshole. I’m a troll trying to ruin this blog who has also personally traveled to the barbershop and purchased turtleboy mugs!!!!! Wow!! A troll trying to ruin Turtleboy but spending MY MONEY on his products! Makes TONS OF SENSE! I LOVE IT HERE… NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!

      P.S. If the guy who works at the Barbershop is reading this, I will take you up on the haircut, but not going “Bald” as I first requested… HAHA! P.S.S. Love the tats!

      Fuck off Bob, I am who I say I am and quite a few people here know this. You hate me so much you don’t want to believe me. Fuck off already. Go choke on a sticky dick or something.

      Back to ignoring you, stupid fuck.

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        November 21, 2016 at 9:09 pm

        P.S.S.S….

        I sent Turtleboy a picture of the mugs I purchased way back when I bought them… Showing my support for this blog…. WHERE IS YOUR PURCHASE “LONG TIME Turtle Rider?”

        Going to get some sweatshirts next… Again, where is your support besides fucking this blog up with your shitty ass comments and bitch ass cry baby comments?

        Making fun of me and calling me a Puerto Rican Queen and a Latin Queen criminal and calling me a “Brown person” You need a life man!!!

        • BobnMic
          November 21, 2016 at 9:21 pm

          Truth hurts doesn’t it fuckface. The truth does hurt you slimy Latin Queen useless piece of shit. Your game is over. It so obvious that you are here to fuck everything up. You bought mugs is utter bullshit and just another entry onto your list of lies and bullshit.

          What next? You met the TB staff and bought them dinner and drinks? Can’t wait for that bag of bullshit you fucking idiot…

        • BobnMic
          November 21, 2016 at 9:42 pm

          P.S. “Making fun of me and calling me a….” Are you for fucking for real? Seriously are you fucking for real. You not only dragged a Spencer family’s name through the mud thinking that they were me and never apologized to them when you found you fucked up AGAIN – You have labeled me and my wife every unimaginable “VILE” name from A thru Z with every nasty deviant sexual reference known on this planet. And somehow you think that me striking back is not fair? What are you a fuck gangbanger and a retard? Jeeze that must suck.

          Oh you widdle boo boo. Ya see – you just made my point. You allegedly purchased TB merchandise, send him a picture, so you say, then feel a sigh of relief that all will be well as you continue your crusade to destroy the very brand name that you allegedly supported. Which is bullshit BTW and anybody of reasonable caution can look straight through that.

          Hey look Latino Queen I have plenty of ammo so keep your shit up but duck when I come back is all I’m sayin.’

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            November 21, 2016 at 10:41 pm

            Hi,

            Took a picture of my beautiful Turtleboy mugs that you say I never bought… 😉

            Left you a nice message on a notepad too. Please, hover over my avatar picture to read it.

            So again, “self proclaimed long time Turtle Rider” where is your support? You have ruined this comment section. You told Turtleboy to fuck off and called him an asshole…. and said you were done here. That was four days ago, Why the fuck are you still here??

            Bye!

          • BobnMic
            November 21, 2016 at 10:56 pm

            “You told Turtleboy to fuck off and called him an asshole…. and said you were done here.” First of all I never said any of those things. Yes indeed I was very frustrated and disappointed on an initial lack of support toward our military on Veteran’s Day and I was not the least bit shy to express my anger toward that. A suck ball I am not unlike you.

            The very next day there was a story which included a shout out toward our military and although a day late I thought it was better than nothing at all. So all is well.

            Hey – I’ve been late for stuff my whole life so why should I hold that against anybody? That is why I am still here. And I am not going to post a fucking picture of my St. Paddy’s day T-shirt here just to please a ghetto laced Latin Queen vile mouthed scum bucket. So fuck off once again and you are not convincing. You are here to destroy this blog and there is no doubt about it.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            November 21, 2016 at 11:14 pm

            BLAH BLAH BLAH… Here comes BobnDic lying some more!! You sure did call both of us “fucking pussy assholes” and even called this place a “Piece of fucking shit blog”

            Please search for “Barstool Sports Has Turned into a PC Huffington Post Ripoff” article and you are the 3rd comment and wrote this:

            BobnMic
            November 12, 2016 at 8:29 am
            2 15 Rate This

            Ya well at least Barstool Sports acknowledged Veterans on Veteran’s unlike this piece of fucking shit blog. And it’s head commenter Fiesty the fake lawyer aka “Wait a minute” saying that Vets like me get no respect because I voice an opinion. You fucking people are OUT of your minds. Congrats “Wait a minute” aka Fiesty. I now have moved onto trouble making troller rather than comment contributor and I have you and fucking TurtleBoy to thank for that. Nice job you fucking pussy assholes. You two were obviously made for each other…

            Please, tell me again how you continue to lie, and lie, and lie………and ALWAYS forget that your COMMENTS REMAIN FOREVER. So again, if this is a “piece of fucking shit blog” and Turtleboy is a “fucking pussy asshole” why the FUCK are you HERE?!?

            Fuck off, you lie about EVERY single detail of your life, loser.

            Back to ignoring you. I’m keeping this new avatar, it’s fitting. I will be buying TB Sweatshirts soon. Want one? I’m assuming size X-small just like your pathetic dick. AmiRiTe?!?!

            Not one person here likes you, not one. Maybe Paul Larson, you’re alter ego and 2nd account, but that’s only because it’s YOU.

          • BobnMic
            November 21, 2016 at 11:36 pm

            You are so fucked. I just said that I was frustrated and pissed off from seemingly a lack of acknowledgement and due respect toward our military personnel on Veteran’s Day. A subject that you could give two flying fucks about I know so I lumped your bullshit and created a team. TB could have told me to go fuck off and go somewhere else. Guess what – he didn’t.

            But unlike you, TB has the class and dignity that you do not possess and so the very next day TB had another great article and in that one he went on in great length to give a shout out to our troops which actually I was not even not looking for. A slight tip of the cap would’ve worked for me. Don’t forget ghetto Latino Queen – It is people like me that allow people like you to be the biggest asshole that you can be. Remember that and respect that.

            “Fuck off, you lie about EVERY single detail of your life, loser.” How can you prove that? I proven that you are no fucking lawyer to the point where you just ignore my in-depth questions. How the fuck can you prove that all that I have said in here about my life’s accomplishments is not true. You can’t can you. It really must suck to be you.

            BTW – those mugs look awesome in GBV. Hahahahahaha.

          • BobnMic
            November 22, 2016 at 12:31 am

            One more thing there Fiesty the Fraud ghetto rat that I have to ask:

            Since I have not been accused of killing somebody with a golf club, being in a relationship with someone who killed a Police Officer, have done nothing but proudly serve my country and community with pride and distinction since I was a kid, a devoted husband to my family, a great neighbor, son, brother and friend – How in the flying fuck of all known globally flying fucks does someone like YOU come in here and constantly wish death upon someone like me? I mean – how the fuck did I excell to that status level? And who exactly do you think you fucking are for doing this? I mean really comeon.

            I think I may have a clue: Jealousy. What else could it be? You’re a loser, I am not therefore you want people like me dead so the world is full of losers just like you so you can claim the title as HEAD LOSER!

          • BobnMic
            November 22, 2016 at 1:05 am

            Addendum to the question by Fiesty as to why am I still here. Answer: To fuck with you every single fucking chance I get and at every comment that you make because you do not belong in here. This is not a place for you. And I will not hide behind some fucking fake name like you do because why the fuck should I.

            Every time you come at me I step it up yet another notch. You still have no idea what you are dealing with do you and my ammo supply is endless just so you fucking know you ghetto rat Rosie Perez nasally sounding Latino Queen.

        • BobnMic
          November 22, 2016 at 2:07 am

          HA just thought of something funny. Hey dipshit Fiesty did you send TB a picture of your swollen semi-shaved pussy with over 300 thousand miles on it? Hahahahahahahaha.

          • Cheech Marin
            November 22, 2016 at 2:49 pm

            Hey… I just thought of something funny… your mama…

    • Tarbash the Egyptian Magician
      November 21, 2016 at 10:28 pm

      OK, BobnMic, in all honesty… I’m not Feisty or Turd or anyone else. I’m a longtime reader and seldom poster who got fed up with your incessant, off-topic ranting. I started to think about The Jerky Boys Terrorist Pizza track (Shut De Fuck Up!) everytime you posted one of these, so I started trolling you and you bit. This is how the board polices itself- keep up with the bullshit and get trolled. But instead of learning and staying on topic, you doubled and tripled down. No one gives a fuck about your feud. Shut the fuck up about it already!

      • BobnMic
        November 21, 2016 at 10:41 pm

        OK, Tarbash, in all honesty… Go fuck yourself. And fuck you getting fed up. Who the fuck do you think you are? I got fed up. Fucking pussy bitch. That’s right – fucking nobody is who you are.

        And you are Fiesty do not deny it. Just so you know Taridiot – it will all go toward Fiesty no matter what. My current policy is that any bullshit fucked up stuff in here will all go toward her. And that will include Turd, the asshole from southwest Worcester who I will not name yet because it seems like he calmed his shit down and/or anybody else. That is my current policy.

        She started this mess and so now she can own all of it. A new sound policy that works for me…

        • Wwy
          November 22, 2016 at 12:58 am

          Bob did you participate in the Iraqi holocaust shame on you.

          • BobnMic
            November 22, 2016 at 1:11 am

            Wwy I am a supporter of you lest not forget that. And no I am a tad bit older than that theater of operation. Not by much but older.

          • GFY
            November 22, 2016 at 1:07 pm

            Lol Bobnmic and Wwy, should tie there dicks together and get off the internet

          • BobnMic
            November 22, 2016 at 1:31 pm

            Uh… It’s called “docking”… and we already do that dumbass… Get it right.

        • Tarbash the Egyptian Magician
          November 22, 2016 at 6:00 am

          Ok Bob. Multiple people here are telling you the same thing, but you know better. Keep doing the same thing and expect different results.

          • BobnMic
            November 22, 2016 at 1:23 pm

            Multiple people? Ya ok shitstain. You mean you and some asshole that is infatuated with his own fecal matter? Ya those are voices of reason all right. I should temper my opinions based exclusively on that? You have to be shitting me.

            Pun – get it?…

          • BobnMic
            November 22, 2016 at 3:57 pm

            Get over it Tarbash. Wwy, YSAL, Paul and the majority of posters are on my side and love me. The few posters against me are all the same sick Latino queen Fiesty so I win again!

          • Tarbash the Egyptian Magician
            November 22, 2016 at 4:26 pm

            Does anyone else get the visual of Bobbie as that neighborhood brat who would get beat down, bawling his eyes out, with a bloody nose and black eye, on the ground in a head lock, but still does those sissy flail kicks as he screams like a little girl?

            And you keep telling him to cut the crap, stop being a fuckhead, but he keeps flailing and screaming… because someday he will win, he will own the comments section of a local blog.

          • BobnMic
            November 22, 2016 at 4:29 pm

            If you just change your tune Tarbash I could support you lest you forget that.

          • BobnMic
            November 22, 2016 at 4:30 pm

            Not looking to own anything there Tarface. Only Fiesty has that mentality and desire. I’m just here to get along and provide opinion and enter into healthy debate. A concept way out of your league I am sure.

          • BobnMic
            November 22, 2016 at 4:37 pm

            The only game I ever won was called Monster Rain… It was my favorite sport…

        • Turd Burglestein
          November 22, 2016 at 11:22 am

          Hey dickhole…if you think you know who I am, then why don’t you come right on over and write me a check your ass can’t cash. You talk all big when you’re hiding behind your fake screen name LIKE THE KEYBOARD CUNT YOU ARE, but when challenged to come back up your empty threats we’ll find you hiding under your wife’s skirt like the BIG PUSSY she has from all the black dick that has pounded that path because your dick is just too small to do the j9b for her.

          • BobnMic
            November 22, 2016 at 1:26 pm

            Turd – don’t flatter yourself. I could end your hardship with my bare hands and minimal effort.

          • Lyle "Chip" Chipperson
            November 22, 2016 at 1:33 pm

            Uh… are you offering a hand job? Fag…

          • Lyle "Chip" Chipperson
            November 22, 2016 at 1:36 pm

            Hey Turd… He could end your hardness with his bare hands… Ah ha ha ha ha… He likes to play with peckahs…

            Do you swallow Bobbie? Or do you just like to spray it on your face and chest and then rub it in while you cry and say “I’m a good boy daddy” over and over…

          • Turd Burglestein
            November 22, 2016 at 4:38 pm

            I bet he’d like to rub my shit all over his chest too. He’s a sick fuck. He’s really fascinated with my smiling turd avi. I think he wants to kiss it,

  • Paul Larson
    November 21, 2016 at 3:35 pm

    Dialogue is defined as “an exchange of ideas or opinions.” But T&G only wants one idea or opinion. And THAT is NOT a “dialogue”.

    Paul Larson

    • The more you know...
      November 21, 2016 at 3:50 pm

      Ok… Thanks Professor… here’s some facts for you…

      No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple.
      The word “samba” means “to rub navels together.”
      Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.
      The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
      The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II Killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
      More people are killed annually by donkeys than airplane crashes.
      A ‘jiffy’ is a unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
      A whale’s penis is called a dork.
      Because of the rotation of the earth, an object can be thrown farther if it is thrown west.
      The average person spends 6 months of their life sitting at red lights.
      In 1912 a law passed in Nebraska where drivers in the country at night were required to stop every 150 yards, send up a skyrocket, wait eight minutes for the road to clear before proceeding cautiously, all the while blowing their horn and shooting off flares.
      More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money throughout the world.
      Caesar salad has nothing to do with any of the Caesars. It was first concocted in a bar in Tijuana, Mexico, in the 1920’s.

      • GFY
        November 22, 2016 at 12:55 pm

        Wow, facts that are actually interesting, unlike Paul’s garbage. I think he’s one of bobnmics multiple personalities though

  • Paul Larson
    November 21, 2016 at 2:41 pm

    Clive, the Editorial Editor and the Telegram avoid the other side of the story. They printed an As I See It article: The Dialogue on Race Must Continue. However, they would not print my As I See It article which described the involvement of Africans, Hispanics and Democrats in the American slave trade.
    Why not print the other side of the story? Because Clive and all the rest are DEMOCRATS, the party responsible for slavery in the U.S.A. Democrats are doing everything they can to hide their tracks leading up to American slavery in the U.S.A.

    Paul Larson

  • TiTi Hoooooeee
    November 21, 2016 at 2:33 pm

    My penis just wrote your name in the snow… Let me see your vagina do that!

  • Mediocrity
    November 21, 2016 at 2:17 pm

    I. CAN. NOT. **STAND** Waren Kebber
    **shiver**
    poor excuse of a living thing

    • Saul
      November 21, 2016 at 4:10 pm

      By the way, who in the Hell is Party Waren Klebber? I thought maybe it was Werner Klemperer but he’s dead.

  • Using the system, arrest them.
    November 21, 2016 at 12:34 pm

    Have to deflect the real issues. Trying to say a few bikini chicks are porno, which is completely out-there. Why not get their act together to better the city. Stop using the system for their own benefit to start with. Also, the Telegram is dying, faster than one realizes, good riddance !

  • Clive's not racist, just ask him
    November 21, 2016 at 11:51 am

    Clive watches beastiality and kiddie porn.

  • Boss Tweed
    November 21, 2016 at 11:40 am

    How about winning the “People Choice ” award. Match number of hits to web site????

  • Grump
    November 21, 2016 at 11:32 am

    Sorry, what awards have you won? “Most ads on a mobile site”?

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