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We own the Turtlegram and Gazette’s collective brain. Every single ounce of it. Can’t tell you how many times they’ve threatened to sue us or made up outright lies about our brand because they know what a threat we are to their dwindling existence. But in today’s Turtlegram, All-Star race baiter Clive “Spanky” McFarlane jumped into the gutter and took a completely different angle to go after the Turtle.
While he was criticizing City Councilor Michael Gaffney for suggesting that the City of Worcester should not be using taxpayer money to raze an abandoned “church” owned by another City Councilor, he suggested that Gaffney only gets his news from Turtleboy Sports. And this of course is bad because Turtleboy is a purveyor of filth and pornography:
Mr. Gaffney’s research, including digging up the fact that two loans totaling $85,000 had been taken out on the property, ended up in a local blog, which Facebook earlier this year said it blocked because of the blog’s pornographic leanings. Still, Mr. Gaffney seems comfortable in using it to go after his political opponents.
Clive of course is referring to our frequent 30 days suspensions for posting “pornography” such as this:
And of course this:
All I know is, if I went on Redtube for a little afternoon delight, and this is what I found for smut, I’d be severely disappointed. Just sayin.
— Party Waren Kebber (@WebbDawgTG) November 21, 2016
First of all, this is awesome because it proves once again that everyone at the Turtlegram reads our blogs on the regular. Spanky has more than likely been the one reporting every post we make on social media for pornography, hoping it will slow down our momentum. He has completely failed in this endeavor, per usual.
Secondly, the Turtlegram pretends to be a legitimate source of news. And Clive knows damn well that this is not pornographic:
But he still pretended it was in his column today, because the truth has never really mattered with Spanky.
Oh yea, and here’s a question for Karen Webber and Spanky – if Turtleboy Sports is pornographic, then why are you advertising your crappy newspaper on our blog?
Yea, remember when you did that? Remember when you paid us to be seen? Guess you didn’t mind the porongraphy then!!
He wasn’t done…
Not surprising, the blog insinuated some big cover-up at City Hall – that is, that the city was quietly (it didn’t initially list the addresses of the properties) fronting the demolition cost at 89 Austin St. when the owners had the wherewithal to fund it themselves.
The blog insinuated there was a cover up? No, the facts insinuated that. And all we did was report said facts. The city has probably hundreds of buildings that are condemned and need to be taken down. They chose six that they would do for free. One of them just so happened to be City Councilor Sarai Rivera’s church:
Since they can’t sell this piece of crap and they haven’t kept it up at all, they tried to pull a quick one and use her influence to get it taken down for free by sneaking it onto the free list. Turtleboy didn’t insinuate that. It actually happened in real life, and no one is denying it except for Spanky. And what’s his grounds for denying it? Turtleboy got suspended for “pornographic leanings.” Therefore facts are no longer facts.
“Of course this was only diversionary noise to cover the blog’s real intent – to question the legitimacy of the social justice work in which Ms. Rivera and Rev. Encarnacion are engaged.”
Newsflash Spanky – Ti-Ti Ho does not do social justice work. Actually, maybe she does. After all, “social justice work” is really just code for “holding another press conference in which we announce that hate speech is bad.” She’s very good at that. Or maybe “social justice work” means getting up in front of the City Council and talking about your “vaginal area” and bragging about all the cool things it can do – “I’d like to see a penish do that”:
It’s been months since that happened, but it gets funnier every time I hear it. Only in Worcester does a City Councilor get up and make a delclaration about the supremacy of her vagina against her penis overlords.
Or maybe by “social justice work” Clive meant opening up chain restaurants
Showing up in sexified pastor-ware to pose with her girl WANDA who was evidently “MURDED”
Anyway, this is probably the most corrupt thing she’s ever done, which is saying something. Councilor Gaffney is pretty pissed and is demanding that she resign:
City Council meeting should be interesting Tuesday. Welcome to Worcester Politics – the funnest politics in Massachusetts.
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