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The Tradition Continues: Shooting At Latin American Festival While Jim McGovern Poses For Diversity Photo Ops!!

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Here’s the least surprising story ever:

The tradition continues!! You may recall last year’s Latin American festival ended when a huge brawl broke out, followed shortly thereafter by the customary shooting of two males in their early 20’s at the corner of Main and Franklin Street. Pretty much a guarantee every year. It’s cool though:

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He a soldier!!! 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100%

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Anyway, common sense tells you that it’s time to put the kabash on the Latin Festival. I mean, if you have an event where people get shot every year and fights are a guarantee, you’d be stupid to keep doing it, right? Oh that’s right, we can’t. Because……diversity!!! After all our brilliant SJW congressman and head of the local crime family Jim McGovern, needs to do a photo op so he can show his peeps down  in DC how diverse his district is:

Suck on that Paul Ryan!!!

Keep in mind this is a man who graduated from St. John’s and has lived in an all white neighborhood his entire life. Every day he is alive he has gone out of his way to to distance himself from people who look differently from him. And this is how he makes up for it. By going down to the Latin Festival for a photo op with disgraced reject former School Committee member Hilda Ramirez:


FYI the Latino Education Institute is an organization that calls public schools racist when Latino students get suspended from school, and demands that schools allow repeat trouble makers to disrupt school for everyone else. Hilda Ramirez was also described as “livid” when Worcester hired a white Superintendent who didn’t have any diversity checkmarks on her resume:

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This is how Jim McGovern tries to pretend like he values diversity. But he doesn’t really. If he did then he’d send his kids to Worcester Public Schools. Instead he shows up at the Latin Festival and does some salsa dancing.

According to the Turtlegram’s headline though, the shooting was just something that happened. No big deal. The REAL story was the celebration of diversity and culture!!!

Oh I see. The shooting was just a celebration of culture. Got it.

And of course Mambo Drinks has chimed in:


Every other organization is held responsible if an event they host, or a bar they own, is repeatedly the site of gunfire. But Jonathan Pena and company know how to play the race card. If the city of Worcester ever even considered ending the Latin Festival then you can bet your bottom dollar they’d be throwing the race card around like it’s going out of style. And why wouldn’t they? It works. Because when your leaders are dumbass, gutless white progressives like Ed Augustus, Jim McGovern, and Joe Petty, they’d rather pretend that problems don’t exist so they can pose for some diversity photo ops!!

Same time next year!!!


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29 Comment(s)
  • Ed Augustus
    August 22, 2016 at 10:26 am

    Please people, calm down. These are just growing pains necessary for the transformation of our city according to my prophetic vision. Rest assured, I am monitoring the situation closely from my Millis home with the help of my boyfriends.

  • Must be hard to sneak up on Paul Moosey
    August 21, 2016 at 9:15 pm

    Great job, Ed.

  • Lame
    August 21, 2016 at 6:22 pm

    I like how they call it the Latin American Festival. Its Worcester’s version of the puerto rican day parade. Latin festival? Oh good! Will they have food and gifts from Colombia, Cuba, and Chile, nope. Just a bunch of meat patties made with too much adobo, and more puerto rican flags than actual puerto rico.

    • Wabbitt
      August 21, 2016 at 6:51 pm

      Exactly. Each country in Central and South America has a distinct culture; there is no “Latin American culture.” And the whole thing is Puerto Rican anyway. It would be like having a White Culture festival with nothing but Irish food.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      August 21, 2016 at 7:06 pm

      Lmao… “too much adobo” you have no idea how many times I have been disgusted. The thing is I know so many people who put adobo on everything and it makes every single part of the dish taste the same, like adobo. Horrible. Broccoli? ADOBO! Chicken? ADOBO! Mashed potatoes? ADOBOOOOO!!!

      Those meat patties you reference are called empanadas and when made correctly with fresh ingredients, are pure heaven!

      • Always about me
        August 21, 2016 at 8:25 pm

        Do you put it on bobnkevin cocks before you eat them.,or you just prefer them with fudge

  • Warren Memlib
    August 21, 2016 at 4:46 pm

    Update [from the Worcester police Dept.] on Latin Festival Shooting Incident

    Worcester, MA (August 21, 2016)- On Saturday, August 20, 2016, Worcester Police officers were in the downtown area working a paid detail at the Latin Festival. While working the detail, officers continually monitored large groups of rival youth gangs that began forming in the vicinity of the festival. Officers dispersed numerous groups of disorderly youth that began congregating and taunting each other in apparent attempts to start a fight.

    At approximately 6:30 PM, officers heard several gunshots coming from the area of Main and Chatham Streets. After the shots, the large crowd of youths initially dispersed, and police located an 18 year old male suffering from a gunshot wound to the leg. This male was transported to a local hospital for treatment.

    In the immediate aftermath of the shooting, additional officers responded to the area to disperse large groups of disorderly youth. Numerous fights began breaking out between these rival groups of youth gangs.

    Many of these youths refused numerous commands from officers to disperse and continued fighting with each other as well as confronting officers.

    In one individual incident, a Worcester Police officer observed a 17 year old male punch another juvenile male in the face. The suspect then attempted to flee. Officers gave chase, and the suspect changed direction, running directly at the officers. At this time, they observed the juvenile male suspect was holding a 12 inch long kitchen knife in his hand. Officers instructed him to drop the knife, to which he complied. He then violently resisted arrest and officers had to tackle him to the ground and place him under arrest.

    In a separate fight, a 20 year old Worcester Male was struck in the back of the head with a beer bottle, causing a severe laceration to his head. This male was transported to a local hospital for treatment.

    In another incident, 3 males began chasing a fourth male in the middle of the street. When the male that was being chased fell to the ground, the other three males began violently assaulting him, kicking him numerous times in the head and body. Police were able to locate all three of these male suspects and place them under arrest.

    Officers were eventually able to gain control of the crowd and secure the scene. Officers on scene made approximately 18 arrests on charges ranging from Assault and Battery with a Dangerous Weapon, Affray, Disorderly Conduct, Possession of a Dangerous Weapon, and Resisting Arrest. All individuals arrested were young males ranging in age from 15-21 years old. Several individuals arrested were in possession of large knives during the incident.

    Additional details will be released as they become available. The investigation into the shooting is ongoing. Police are currently working on identifying the suspect(s) involved …

    • Onaboat
      August 21, 2016 at 7:12 pm

      ^They all must have their summer reading out of the way.

    • Reddog
      August 22, 2016 at 1:43 am

      All the others got away when they rode the new bike path out of town.

  • joe
    August 21, 2016 at 11:55 am

    was there a shooting there last year.

    • Wabbitt
      August 21, 2016 at 12:21 pm

      Yeah. Two of them. But I suppose reading the article would have disrupted your narrative.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      August 21, 2016 at 1:19 pm

      The title is in no way racist. Reading comprehension; it’s imperative.

      There may be racist/stereotyping comments, but that is to no fault of the writers. Place blame where it belongs, not where you want it to be.

      The fact is that when you group together a bunch of thugs at a festival, violence is bound to happen, and that’s exactly the case here.

      Many times in NY there are Latin festivals and NEVER do you hear stories of people being shot. It’s because the festivals are catering to a… well… Non violent crowd. Raise prices of food and drinks, and you have successfully weeded out the worst.

      • Rosie perez
        August 21, 2016 at 3:19 pm

        Thought you were having a threesome with Bob and Kevin didn’t expect to hear from you so soon

  • joe
    August 21, 2016 at 10:26 am

    you wanted people to show you any turtleboy stuff thats racist? look at you headline, thats you trying to make a funny slightly rascist joke. the traditon continues shut it down tb goodbye. thats some rascist shit actualy.

  • MommaH
    August 21, 2016 at 8:21 am

    We haven’t heard any violence coming from any other festivals that are held in Worcester. TB gets his news feeds just like everyone else does, and he shows the readers where he gets them from, unlike others who take it upon themselves to get their info from TB and don’t sight their stories. Please tell us more about how your butt hurts.

  • Kevin Lynch
    August 21, 2016 at 7:54 am

    First I would like to point out that AGAIN Turtleboy steals a story off of Telegram and gazzette. The red tags at top left always cover the source of where you stole the story.
    The story about the swimmers has evolved into an apology, is Turtleboy going to follow with an apology?

    • Kevin Lynch's Mom
      August 21, 2016 at 9:37 am

      Kevin, Kerry Siomos just came by looking for you! I told him you were too busy riding the turtle and are so upset, you haven’t even made time to come home and ride your mother!

    • Clark Kent
      August 22, 2016 at 12:48 pm

      I’d like to point out that it was Turtleboy who broke the story about Kevin Lynch’s lazy ass not shoveling snow because he’s too busy not working and living off of the state… 100% 100% 100%

  • whatevuh
    August 21, 2016 at 6:03 am

    C’mon you guys, they are just trying to make Worcester into the 3rd world shithole they came from, what’s wrong with that?

  • Reddog
    August 21, 2016 at 3:01 am


  • Jim B
    August 20, 2016 at 11:01 pm

    Here’s the thing.. spics will be Spics… They have been …& will continue to “throw up gang signs” & shoot each other. If they don’t care why should anybody else. I say take 2 dump trucks, 1 full of guns the other full of bullets, drive them down to south main & dump them both out. Let all the “Latinos” have at it….. Thin the heard……Again, if they don’t wanna change, why should anybody else care ??

    • Kevin Lynch
      August 21, 2016 at 8:00 am

      Typical Turtleboy talk. Let me ask. Ate you old enough to remember the Italian and Irish gangs? If not then maybe you have knowledge of the current Italian, Irish, Asian and Russian gangs?
      Are you also aware that all school and theatre mass killing shootings have been done by white people? Serial killers are 97% white throughout history.
      Now, you have one person here ruining our great experience for everyone.

      • Jasper
        August 21, 2016 at 8:14 am

        Kevin wants to talk about killers?

      • Kevin Lynch's Mom
        August 21, 2016 at 9:27 am

        Kevin come home and have sex with your mother!

      • Wabbitt
        August 21, 2016 at 12:19 pm

        And blacks committed 52% of the murders in this country between 1980 and 2008, despite making up 13% of the population. But I’m sure numbers are racist.

      • peanut
        August 21, 2016 at 12:59 pm

        uh no. Serial killers who MAKE HEADLINES are white.

        how many serial killers are an ISIS? (mind you, a serial killer is someone who has killed 2+ people)

        how many are in Nigeria? Libya? South Africa? Mexico? Brazil?

        hell, your false prophet Muhammad (piss be upon him) was one of the most prolific serial killers in history!

        so no, your statement is false.

        • Tf
          August 21, 2016 at 3:24 pm

          The neighborhoods alone in a Worcester speak for themselves. There is not one predominately “ethnic” neighborhood where there isn’t violence daily. They cannot even live in the same area as each other without attacking one another, why would a gathering like this festival or a club be any different.

  • Joe Max
    August 20, 2016 at 10:33 pm

    Some things never change !

  • TB posse
    August 20, 2016 at 10:23 pm

    Fuck you Jonathan Pena, long live Turtleboy Sports. Shut down his Shitbook, who cares. He’s gonna shut down your shithole club.

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