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The Turtleboy Hippie Plowing Freedommobile Will Not Stop For Morons Blocking Highways

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This video of black lives matter terrorists blockading a highway in Oakland is pretty insane:

Yea, they almost killed a whole bunch of people, but it’s cool because they have a hashtag. Every single person involved in these shut downs should be arrested for attempted murder. Because that’s exactly what they’re trying to do. They’re trying to kill people for attention. According to this former Mosaic regular from Worcester, it’s OK to try to kill people by running onto a highway because it’s her job to “fuck up your day” if you don’t want to listen to people as braindead as her:

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Would love to have heard the brilliant game plan before this highway take over:

Moron#1: Hey, I’m really mad about cops killing black people. 

Moron #2: Me too, but we keep complaining about it and nothing seems to change. Remember when Mike Brown happened and we all ran onto highways? We should try that again. 

Moron #1: But that didn’t change anything did it? I mean, here we are again whining about the same shit all over again. 

Moron #2: Who said anything about change? We’re just trying to piss people off. It’s not like we have any goals or anything. 

Moron #1: Oh yea, I forgot. We’re an organized hate group. Let’s go. YOLO!!

We said it back in 2014 when they started blocking highways, and we’ll say it again – all you’re doing is pissing people off. We all know what’s going on. We watch the news. We fall into one of these three categories:

  1. We disagree with you
  2. We agree with you but we have things to do because we are grown ups and don’t have time to blockade highways with you
  3. We don’t give a shit. And believe it or not people do have the right to not give a shit.

My question is, how come these idiots never try running in front of my car? Because the Turtleboy hippie plowing freedommobile has zero issue with hitting a few speed bumps on our journey to the promised land.

Anyway, one of the dipshit leaders of the BLM movement went to Baton Rouge this weekend purposely so he could be arrested for blocking roads. Ya see, the Baton Rouge PD wasn’t gonna let their hippies run wild like the Mayor of Baltimore who wanted to give the protesters room to destroy. Deray McKesson knew this so he went to Baton Rouge to get arrested anyway. He live tweeted the whole thing, claiming the police were “provoking” protesters, apparently for doing their jobs and being there in the first place:

In his opinion police walking in the road is the same thing as “provoking”

It was provoking because police carry guns

Because of this he believes the police should arrest themselves

He shared really productive anti-cop tweets like this:

And finally he got the arrest picture (by a black cop) that he will obviously make lots of money off as a marketing ploy

It was really scary for poor Deray in jail. They didn’t even turn the lights off!!!

This is the leader of BLM. This is a movement that is allowed in many major cities to throw tantrums and endanger other human beings. This is an organization that President Obama has yet to say a negative thing about. This is an organization that is routinely praised by morons like Hillary Clinton and Liz Warren.

Meanwhile you have this nudnik from CNN literally saying that people like Deray should be able to block roads and highways because they “need space“:

“They’re going to learn through this process that, “you know, even though they might not be permitted, let’s let them protest. Let’s let them work it out.””

He’s right. They will learn through the process. If they step in front of the Turtleboy hippie plowing freedommobile they will learn the hard way that being an asshole will make you wish you spent the night in a jail cell with the lights on.


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17 Comment(s)
  • Wwy
    July 12, 2016 at 4:53 pm

    Way to many panhandlers in that picture. TB is right if I came up to a mob blocking my freedom of travel you’ll see which lives matter.

  • Whistling in Dixieland
    July 12, 2016 at 2:01 pm

    Noggers gotta nog-nog-nog.

    Kill two birds with one stone: run them all down and add another inch of fresh asphalt to the highway.

    Improve the road and rid the world of the pavement apes.

  • KimberlyS
    July 12, 2016 at 10:36 am

    I always worry that there are people trying to get to the hospital that are now “inconvenienced” by these idiots on the road. What happens then? What happens if some innocent person dies because they couldn’t get to the hospital in time?

    And, as always, if black lives REALLY matter, why don’t they ever talk about all the black people getting shot and killed in places like Chicago and Baltimore? (July already has 158 shooting victims in Chicago, 15 of them killed – only 6 of those shootings were police related) The vast majority of victims are black males. WTF?

  • JoeMomma
    July 12, 2016 at 7:26 am

    We should stop all EBT and welfare checks….you know, disrupt the norm.

  • Woo Worker
    July 12, 2016 at 6:33 am

    Can’t fall asleep with the lights on? This proves that Henie nothing but a bum.

    I fall asleep with the lights on all of the time. It’s because I’m exhausted from working overtime to take are of my family. So, yeah, I can’t stay awake for the whole basketball game like this ass hat.

    • Wabbitt
      July 12, 2016 at 9:33 pm

      Shit I fall asleep with the lights on and my tablet in my hand, working after I get home from work.

      It’s why I don’t have time to protest stupid shit.

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  • Barnyard
    July 12, 2016 at 6:13 am

    Drive at them with one of those giant road snow blowers, and watch them run like the pussies that they are. That would clear a lane. I would pay to see that.

  • July 12, 2016 at 6:13 am

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  • cocomom
    July 12, 2016 at 2:53 am

    I hope they all die, under an 18 wheeler semi. “Fuck up” their day…

  • BobnMic
    July 12, 2016 at 2:10 am

    Why do innocent people minding their own business become the victims with this whole Black Lives Matter rhetoric? They are anti-police correct? BLM I mean. So why not do your stupid shit in front of a police station or a town/city hall? Why does Mr. and Mrs. America and children of all races and persuasions have to be the victims? I don’t get it. That is unbelievably cowardly. Don’t backdoor your misconceived foe. Man up and verbally (without violence please) confront head on. Not innocent people trying to live their lives. Sounds like terrorism if you ask me.

    If I had a problem with my plumber I sure as shit am not going to take it out my electrician. Or my lawn service group. No. You go to the plumber. Sorry plumbers just an example. My plumber is awesome for the record. Just sayin’…

  • Wwy
    July 12, 2016 at 12:49 am

    The White House has received 100,000 signatures for them to identify BLM as a terrorist organization. Let’s sign on to this and bring people together one nation under GOD again.

    • cocomom
      July 12, 2016 at 2:54 am

      TY, I signed yesterday..

  • Reddog
    July 12, 2016 at 12:41 am

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Who gives a shit. As far as I know,none of the black “victims” we’re upstanding citizens. They all were some sort of scumbag. Listen to and obey the police and you won’t get shot. I’ve made it 46 years and I’m still alive.

  • Shackleford
    July 12, 2016 at 12:36 am

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