Kids are gonna have a lot of questions about this as they walk to Heard Street Elementary School every day.
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So it’s come to our attention that a local craftsman on Heard Street in Worcester has elected to put his latest artwork out for public viewing:
Oh………no. No, no, no, no. Not good. Keep in mind this is right near Heard Street Elementary School, so young children every day now must ask their parents why that wooden bear is forcing her children to felate her, and why the mother is pushing the baby’s head into her crotch.
Look at Momma Bear’s face too:
“What the fuck you lookin at? Keep walking bitch.”
I’m sure the artist had fine intentions when he made this wooden sculpture of a mother bear with her cubs. But at no point in the history of mammals has a mother ever fed her babies in that manner. The bottom line is that if you’re gonna become a wooden sculture artist and turn a tree in your front yard into a work of art, you should probably go into it with a better gameplan. Just sayin.
P.S. If I’m living in this guy’s house, the first project I’m doing is getting some new siding. To me that takes priority over wooden bear blowjob sculptures. But that’s just me.
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